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TWO SUBJECT LINES TO BEWARE OF : Just verified this with Snopes and it is REAL. ALSO WENT TO TRUTH OR FICTION, IT'S on their site also. PLEASE INFORM EVERYONE you know! Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able t o fix it! 1.) If you get an e-mail along the lines of 'Osama Bin Laden Captured' or 'Osama Hanged' , don't open the Attachment!!!! This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe, but mainly in the US and Israel . Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: 2.) You should be alert during the next few days: Do not open any message with an attached file called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer!!!! This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this E-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it If you receive e-mail called 'invitation', though sent by a friend. Do not open it!!! Shut down your computer immediately!!!! This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
NURSE'S HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE >> >> I am an ER nurse and this is the best description of this event that I >> have ever heard. Please read, pay attention, and send it on! >> Diane K. in AZ >> >> FEMALE HEART ATTACKS >> I was aware that female heart attacks are different, >> but this is the best description I've ever read. >> >> Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction). Did >> you know that women rarely have the same dramatic >> symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack .. >> you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold >> sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we >> see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's >> experience with a heart attack. >> >> 'I had a heart attack at about 10 :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO >> prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on.I >> was >> sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with >> my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story >> my friend had sent me, and actually thinking, 'A-A-h, >> this is the life, all cozy and warm in my soft, cushy Lazy >> Boy with my feet propped up. >> >> A moment later, I felt that awful sensation of indigestion, >> when you've been in a hurry and grabbed a bite of sandwich >> and washed it down with a dash of water, and that hurried >> bite seems to feel like you've swallowed a golf ball going >> down the esophagus in slow motion and it is most >> uncomfortable. You realize you shouldn't have gulped it >> down so fast and needed to chew it more thoroughly and this >> time drink a glass of water to hasten its progress down to the >> stomach. This was my initial sensation--- the only trou ble was >> that I hadn't taken a bite of anything since about 5:00 p.m. >> >> After it seemed to subside, the next sensation was like >> little squeezing motions that seemed to be racing up my SPINE >> (hind-sight, it was probably my aorta spasming), gaining speed >> as they continued racing up and under my sternum (breast bone, >> where one presses rhythmically when administering CPR). >> >> This fascinating process continued on into my throat and >> branched out into both jaws. 'AHA!! NOW I stopped puzzling >> about what was happening -- we all have read and/or heard >> about pain in the jaws being one of the signals of an MI >> happening, haven't we? I said aloud to myself and the cat, >> Dear God, I think I'm having a heart attack! >> >> I lowered the footrest dumping the cat from my lap, started >> to take a step and fell on the floor instead. I thought to myself, >> If this is a heart attack, I shouldn't be walking into the next >> room where the phone is or anywhere else ... but, on the other >> hand, if I don't, nobody will know that I need help, and if I >> wait any longer I may not be able to get up in moment. >> >> I pulled myself up wit h the arms of the chair, walked slowly >> into the next room and dialed the Paramedics .. I told her I >> thought I was having a heart attack due to the pressure >> building under the sternum and radiating into my jaws. I didn't >> feel hysterical or afraid, just stating the facts. She said she >> was sending the Paramedics over immediately, asked if the >> front door was near to me, and if so, to unbolt the door and >> then lie down on the floor where they could see me when they >> came in. >> >> I unlocked the door and then laid down on the floor as instructed and >> lost consciousness, as I don't remember the medics coming >> in, their examination, lifting me onto a gurney or getting me >> into their ambulance, or hearing the call they made to >> St. Jude ER on the way, but I did briefly awaken when >> we arrived and saw that the Cardiologist was already >> there in his surgical blues and cap, helping the medics >> pull my stretcher out of the ambulance. He was bending >> over me asking questions (probably something like >> 'Have you taken any medications? ') but I couldn't make >> my mind interpret what he was saying, or form an answer, >> and nodded off again, not waking up until the Cardiologist >> and partner had already threaded the teeny angiogram >> balloon up my femoral artery into the aorta and into my >> heart where they installed 2 side by side stents to hold >> open my right coronary artery. >> >> 'I know it sounds like all my thinking and actions a t home >> must have taken at least 20-30 minutes before calling the >> Paramedics, but actually it took perhaps 4-5 minutes >> before the call, and both the fire station and St. Jude >> are only minutes away from my home, and my Cardiologist >> was already to go to the OR in his scrubs and get going >> on restarting my heart (which had stopped somewhere >> between my arrival and the procedure) and installing the >> stents. >> >> 'Why have I written all of this to you with so much >> detail? Beca use I want all of you who are so important >> in my life to know what I learned first hand.' >> >> 1. Be aware that something very different is happening >> in your body not the usual men's symptoms but >> inexplicable things happening (until my sternum and >> jaws got into the act). It is said that many more >> women than men die of their first (and last) MI >> because they didn't know they were having one and >> commonly mistake it as indigestion, take some Maalox >> or other anti-heartburn preparation and go to bed, >> hoping they'll feel better in the morning when they >> wake up ... which doesn't happen. My female friends, >> your symptoms might not be exactly like mine, so I >> advise you to call the Paramedics if ANYTHING is >> unpleasantly happening that you've not felt before. >> It is better to have a 'false alarm' visitation than to >> risk your life guessing what it might be! >> >> 2. Note that I said 'Call the Paramedics.' And if you can >> take an asprin. Ladies, TI ME IS OF THE ESSENCE! >> Do NOT try to drive yourself to the ER - you are a hazard >> to others on the road. >> Do NOT have your panicked husband who will be speeding >> and looking anxiously at what's happening with you instead >> of the road. >> Do NOT call your doctor -- he doesn't know where you >> live and if it's at night you won't reach him anyway, and >> if it's daytime, his assistants (or answering service) will >> tell you to call the Paramedics. He doesn't carry the equipment >> in his car that you need to be saved! The Paramedics do, >> principally OXYGEN that you need ASAP. Your Dr. >> will be notified later. >> >> 3. Don't assume it couldn't be a heart attack because you have >> a normal cholesterol count. Research has discovered that a >> cholesterol elevated reading is rarely the cause of an MI >> (unless it's unbelievably high and/or accompanied >> by high blood pressure). MIs are usually caused >> by long-term stress and inflammation in the >> body, which dumps a ll sorts of deadly hormones >> into your system to sludge things up in there. >> Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. >> Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, >> the better chance we could survive. >> >> A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail >> sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save >> at least one life. >> >> **Please be a true friend and send this article to all >> your friends (male & female) you care about!**

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