Through resent conversations with my girl's friends I came to the realization that girls talk a lot of shit. Now what do I mean by that? Well I am not talking about gossip or trash talk. I literally mean girls talk a lot about pooping. Not just pooping but poop stories, stories about their kids pooping, weird places they have seen poop, disgusting poop stories, weird issues with going poop. It seems like every time we get together there is at least one conversation about poop.
A friend recently revealed one of her "poop issues", she would freak out if the poop broke and she did not see the other half. She told me how she would worry about it that it would keep her up at night wondering what happened to the other half. Well I recently had a broken turd situation, like everyone else I look in the toilet and check out my poo, but it took me a minute to find the other half and I was starting to get a bit worried myself.
This same friend had another story about explosive bloody diarrhea all over the walls at the rest room at her work. It was the most disgusting yet hilarious thing I ever hear, I almost peed when I heard her tell the story. Apparently there was an old couple in her store buying something and the husband left the counter for a few minutes only to rush back and tell the wife they had to leave right now. Well a moment later when one of her male coworkers came back from the bathroom she found out the reason they had to leave so suddenly. She said it was like a person exploded, she did not know if she should laugh or cry, but she did know to get the hell out of that bathroom. She also told me about someone pooping in a boot and leaving it in the bathroom at her work. Now I wonder do you bring a special boot for that or do you just take one of the ones you are wearing off?
Then this very afternoon I was talking to another friend about the different colors of poop and what they mean. Black apparently means there is blood in your stool. Yellow mean you have toxins in your body. Green means you have an infection. Your poo when its health is supposed to be brown, not to dark not to light.
Why is it that poop is always coming up in conversation, it does not matter what we are doing or really where we are we just always seem to get around to poop. Are we all just a bunch of poo lovers, or does this type of conversation come up with most people? Is this something guys talk about, I know they love to burp and fart but do they sit around and discuss poop?
