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Random memory

So years back, somewhere around the age of 21, I know I was at least 21 because I was wasted. I had been out with some friends by a random college; we had been drinking and having a good time. Well on the walk back to the car, how I managed to stay upright is beyond me, there were some guys hanging out on a porch. Me being me I of course flashed them. Well one of them noticed the tattoo on my right breast and called me over. He had a French accent so of course I went over to investigate him further, and as I had thought he was HOT! He asked me about the tattoo, it's a grateful dead bear and under it, it says "Bonnie". So he asked me the name of my other breast I told him it had no name, so he named it Pomp La Mouse, I guess that means grapefruit in French or at least that's what he told me. So that was pretty much it, my friends wanted to get going so we traded numbers, I never expected to actually hear from this guy. A few days later I get a call from someone with a very strong French accent; it was him it was Larount. He asked me how Bonnie Pomp La Mouse and I were doing, also what were doing. I had nothing planed for the day so he invited me over to smoke some pot with him (this is back when I use to love the dro). So I went over, it turned into a summer fling, we had a lot of fun and smoke a lot of greenery. But the thing I will always remember about this random summer fling with the French man is this; one night after smoking lots of trees I got really bad dry mouth, I was so thirsty I thought I was going to die. So Larount had a sink in his room, I know wicked random right, but none the less there was a sink in his room. After much complaint of thirst and not being able to find a glass, he goes over to the sink and fills his mouth with water and then feeds me the water like I am a baby bird. I know that sounds really gross but it was actually a HUGE turn on. I will never forget my summer fling with the French man or how hot it is for someone to feed me like a bird, thank you Larount where every you are!
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