So even though a lot of people canceled last minute on Jen, I still had a ball at her "toy" party. I learned how to ball fruit for the event. I was as always crazy over sexual AJ. Perhaps Jen's mother may run the next time she sees me, but that is a price I am willing to pay to make myself laugh and others uncomfortable.
Something amazing happened at the party. I realized my nipples are not dead after all. That all it took to bring them to life was some nipple balm and they will bring me tremendous amounts of pleasure. It was as though dr. Frankenstien attached the car jumpers to my nipples and lightning struck the roof. All of a sudden my nipples came to life and gave me pleasure, the seat belt being against them made them feel good. Let me just say the next time someone is playing with my nipples and this balm is involved I will not be thinking about what I need to do tomorrow I will be thinking about please dear god don't let it stop.
I hope it does not give me a screaming O right now though, because that would suck. But I am sure in the future my miracle cream will do so
