I had my surgery last Wednesday, and as far as everything goes I'm doing as good as can be expected. Yes I am over doing it a little bit, but that's to be expected of me. I never have been the type of girl who does what she is told, so why would I bother doing so now, it is only the health of my lady parts, my lovely lady lumps in the back and in the front.
So before the surgery, I asked the dr. about how long I would have to wait after the surgery to have sex, and he said I would have to wait a week. But after surgery the nurses say that I will have to wait a month to do anything, even swimming. I think they may be evil because it's been a wicked hot week and to tell me to stay out of the water in the summer and the heat is just so not going to happen. Also they say I need a month of "pelvic rest" nothing is to go into my vagina for a month, no tampons, no douching, no foreign objects, Lego men, or fruits and veggies. But pretty much that contradicts what the dr. said he said I can put strange things in my vagina after a week.
What can't be put into my vagina aside, they said nothing about "external stimulation", there were no rules put on "flicking the bean". So the other night I am in my room by myself and I, well lets just say I had an urge, knowing the rules I kept the toy box closed up and went to work on what I could play with. I was doing my thing having a great time and I was getting there, breathing getting shallow, eyes closing, and just really feeling it. Well I felt it for sure, I felt every damn place they lazered on my uterus, and screamed out not in pleasure as I had been hoping for but in pain. There was about a 10th of a second of pure pleasure and then it was drowned out by the most intense body wrenching pain.
I always have been a screamer but never in this way. I am so afraid I am going to be afraid of orgasms for the rest of my life. All these years I have spent living a similar life to a cat, they need 16 hours of sleep a day I need 16 hours of flicking the bean, what am I going to do with my time if I don't have that?
Back to the surgery though, I will be seeing my dr. tomorrow for my one week check up and I will be getting the results of everything they did. I will update everyone on what they found and what it means and how long I have to really wait before I try and fit a bottled ship into my vagina.
