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Woman 1: I've been having a dream. My husband is my carpenter, Ken, and...
Woman 2: (laughs) It's normal. Ken's hot, everybody wants to f**k him. I'd love...
Woman 1: No. In the dream I'm not interested in Ken that way. I want my husband to be like Ken in fixing things. The lamps, the book case, screw in a light bulb even...
Woman 2: Jesus. I...
Woman 1: I know, my deepest fantasies are about home repairs....
