Enticing Ladies of the Night
( C 2004 ) Josie Roherts
HEAR THIS. hEAR THIS!
Which gives you oomph?
INTUITION
1. occasional casual fling to check attraction
powers
2. someone to string along without guilt
until "THE ONE" comes along
3. never having the catch-22 of having to choose
between him and another dear friend or relative
COMMON SENSE
4. party fun so you look like a queen
5. forgiveness or indescretions and goofs
without dragging feet or disgust
6. boundless energy for courtesy, manners, tact
etc.
INSTINCT
7. a buddy that spoils beyond the beyond
8. a good genes sperm bank for your kids
9. security protector and avenger especially
when pregnant
FEELINGS
10. unconditional undying love of goddess worship variety from a nice, gentle, romantic, genius, well-endowed handsome man
11. your pregnant beauty is better than
Renaissance images and he never looks at another
during those delicate months
EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION
12. you're a kept woman with a free meal ticket
and a blank check signed if decide to leave
13. he's an attentive semi-slave to your wild
mood sings without repercussions so that you have
unlimitged freedom of emotional expression
14. any divorce decree follows your best judgment
and regardless of other women commitments he has
15. if you need drunken sex sometimes to get it
going and without remembering, then he treats
you just like you want and keeps assuring you
16. he knows instinctively when to sleep on the
sofa without being asked
17. he can discern yes, no and maybe without any
education and also variations due to momentary
whimical romance
REASONING
18. permission for discrete affairs / cheating
without strings attached or reporting in
19. sharing chores especially after midnite and
when sick
20. futuristic trailblazer status pal with your
brand on him to slap around
21. instant mutual agreement without hassles or
definitions
IMAGINATION
22. fond memories of wild one-night stands
23. platonic friend and confidant
