1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
Now that is gonna depend on which best friend we are speaking of
2. What body part do you hate on everybody?
Yeah there are feet and noses, not a big fan of either really
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I really am not sure I ever had a hot teacher, well one that I found hot since my idea of hot does not match every one elses
4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
Yeah but never with anyone I ever wanted to
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Now, am I in this shower alone
6. Do you have any piercings?..
Down to just my ear and my nipple now
7. Do you have any tattoos?
No really good ones yet
8. Is your driveway steep?
If I had one I would make sure it was
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Hmmm, not a potato chip fan really
10. Have you ever been tied up?
Not by who I want to tie me up dammit
11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Oh good lord who knows, getting caught fucking on the front porch maybe . . . Or was caught kissing the girl in my bedroom (cause being a lesbian is bad)
12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Have I ever had 1 date in a night?
13. How many times have you been cursed at?
Lets see I am 30 so you figure at lease 12 times a day for a good 20 of those years - oh you do the math
14. Which shoe do you put on first?
Which ever one I am not throwing at you
15. How old are you?
Still 30
16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Many of them
17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
A few of them
18. What's one thing you and your mother have in common?
Um same last name
19??
Where the hell did it go?
20 Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Uh gonna point to the fear of cows at this point
21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Well now if I tell you then I’m gonna have to admit something I don’t want to admit
22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Once, and I shoulda kept him for it huh
23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever again which would you pick?
Guess my towel because I am at least clean when I use it, lord knows what gets on those sheets . . . hehehe
24. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Yes, my mother
25. What was/is your childhood nickname?
Oh there were so many
26. When was the last time you played the air guitar?
Good question
27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
Peeked no, walked right on in, yes
28. What's the oddest thing you have done while driving?
Let’s just leave that one to the naught imaginations to those who read this
29. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Not that I am remembering
30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
Hmm, I guess with milk
31. Name something you do when your same sex friends aren't around.
Oh I do the same shit with all my friends around same sex, opposite sex, they are all subjected to my ways
32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Well that depends on the drink
33. Why are you doing this survey?
Why not?
34. What was the best year of your life?
I haven’t died yet so I have no idea
35. Any strange phobias?
Farm animals
36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Not that I remember
37. When is the last time you threw up?
Friday
38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
I have a love interest?
39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Um fell asleep during sex does that count?
40. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No needs to see that
41. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
At school hell yeah
