Ok, so I consider myself smarter than most, but I am beginning to believe otherwise. This morning is a direct reflection of how dumb a single man can be. I will blame this one on my mom for not teaching me this when I was younger. Thanks MOM.
So all was well beginning this morning. My son and I both woke up on the right side of the bed. Good moods to begin the day. At 9:30, my son requested some of my world famous ( pour the water into the batter) pancakes. A simple breakfast to make. Unfortunately breakfast has nothing to do with this story.
Trying to multi-task, I decided to do some dishes while making breakfast. Yes, I can do two things at once, barely. So my dishwasher is becoming quite old and it is on its last cycle any day now. Therefore I decided to give it alil help. NOTE TO ALL SINGLE MEN, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT SPRAY DAWN HAND DETERGENT INTO THE DISHWASHER. Yeah I did, and I gave it a healthy spray too.
Breakfast is going good, dishwasher is rocking and rolling. I butter and syrup up my sons pancakes and run then into the living room. (We use those sexy little TV trays all the time). Upon turning around and walking back to the kitchen, I am stunned to see a white foam protruding from each and every crevise of the dishwasher. It was like a bad horror movie, oozing onto the entire kitchen floor. There was bubbles and water everywhere. Two beach towels to the rescue. I turned the dishwasher off and inspected the damage. I had no choice but to open the lid. I did and out came more of the white monster, all over me and of course the floor, two more beach towels were going to be needed. I had no choice but to turn it back on and take my medicine too. What was I to do, leave those poor dishes for dead. Needless to say, I spent the next 15 minutes cleaning up the mess on the floor, over and over again.
Everything is now clean and I threw the towels into the washer. My only worry now is that the same thing could happen when I wash the towels. Hopefully there is not enough of the Dawn to create yet another problem in the washer. So it is 11:00 am and I have feed my child, did the dishes ( they are sparkling too), and cleaned the entire kitchen floor. I am good for the week, no more cleaning for me.lol. Did I mention that the floor was slick as hell. Guess thats the Dawn. Oh well if I slip maybe I will sue P&G. So wish me luck, Im off to monitor the washing machine.
