Guy 1: I sold the ring
Guy 2: Thought you were waiting for the divorce. Where? Who?
Guy 1: We settled. (big smile) The jewelry store, I told you. Everybody goes there. They make it a party. We sang, "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"... Even the security guard sang.
Guy 2: (shakes head) Nice.
Guy 1: Then, "I'm Free..."
Guy 2: "Born Free?"
Guy 1: "I'm Free", The Who. They pass out party hats.
Guy 2: (shakes head, smiles) What now? I mean...
Guy 1: Best Buy as soon as I get home. I'm getting that 52 inch TV. And the Bose home theater. Also I like the Yamaha keyboard. It cranks...
Guy 2: How much you get for the ring?
Guy 1: Nothing. (sings) I'm free, I'mmmm...
Guy 2: You won't be needing the Grief Is OK speech, sounds like...