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Jake from State Farm's blog: "Nowadays"

created on 07/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/nowadays/b100448

Guy 1: I sold the ring

Guy 2: Thought you were waiting for the divorce. Where? Who?

Guy 1: We settled. (big smile) The jewelry store, I told you. Everybody goes there. They make it a party. We sang, "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"... Even the security guard sang.

Guy 2: (shakes head) Nice.

Guy 1: Then, "I'm Free..."

Guy 2: "Born Free?"

Guy 1: "I'm Free", The Who. They pass out party hats.

Guy 2: (shakes head, smiles) What now? I mean...

Guy 1: Best Buy as soon as I get home. I'm getting that 52 inch TV. And the Bose home theater. Also I like the Yamaha keyboard. It cranks...

Guy 2: How much you get for the ring?

Guy 1: Nothing. (sings) I'm free, I'mmmm...

Guy 2: You won't be needing the Grief Is OK speech, sounds like...

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