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So afta clearing one particular house right near Phase Line Fran(don't ask me where the hell they come up with these names)....the fire team and squad leaders were iking inventory of the weopons and IED components when I came across what appeared to be a small plain wrapper encased block of HE.....high explosives. But I noticed it had give to it where symtec or C4 would feel like a hard clay.
What I did next perplexes me to this very fucking day.....I nonchalantly slipped the roughly 3"X6" package into my ammo pouch....its like I KNEW on some clairvoyant level what lay inside that......either way it was DY-NO-MITE!!!!.....LOL!!!!!!!
It was nearing dusk and we'd been at it since 0 dark thirty so the Platoon comander, a REAL shit bird of an officer as green as the dewy morning grass back in Macon,Georgia gave our squad and hence, my fire team the stand down and kept 2nd squad up for securty and 3rd as the QRF (Quick Reaction Force) for the company. We loaded up on a convoy of gun trucks to go back to the staging area for chow and sleep.......finally alone in my little corner I erected out of cases of water and MREs and sand bags, I peeled off the sweat-soaked gear and tops down to bare skin....you ALWAYS keep ur pants and boots on...ur Kevlar and body armor ALWAYS within arms reach and ur weapon by ur side .I gingerly peeled open the package to reveal roughly a pound of a brownish powdery substance.....one whiff and I knew what the fuck I had....Methamphetamine......Chechnyan-stlye.....
Divulging this could not get me any charges.....statute of limitations.....plus my actions later following the demise of one of my heros sealed a fucked up discharge from the Marines.....so FUCK'EM ALL......I dipped a wetted index finger to the hilt into this concoction and plunged it into my suck.....God it was bitter....I folded the package back up and ran a few coils of brown electric tape around it and kicked back , downed a quart of water and choked down an MRE while thumping to my WAR JAM on my low tech, high tough MP3....waiting for the blast off.....and blast da fugg off indeed I did......MORE TO FOLLOW
