Lady named Rhoda
There was a young lady named Rhoda,
Who lived in a Chinese Pagoda.
The halls and the walls,
Were festooned with the balls,
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her.
Lady named Jill
There was a horny young lady named Jill,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
Dear Nancy
Dear Nancy, on children she dotes;
Took in five of them, feeling her oats.
When her boyfriend came over,
She said, "Not now, Rover;
The kids will all watch and take notes."
Old Man of Ely
There was an old man of Ely
Who spoke to his wife in Swahili;
For as she could speak
Only English and Greek,
He could use it to swear at her freely.
Barmaid in Sale
On the chest of the barmaid in Sale
Were tatooed the prices of ales
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in braille.
Man from Cheaney
There once was a man from Cheaney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Lacking in couth,
He added vermouth
And slipped his wife a martini!
Adam's Last Will
I'm not sure that this story's a fake.
Could be history has made a mistake.
But in Adam's last will,
To Eve he left one dollar bill,
Plus a very tired snake.
Fanny for Sale
With the police still hot on his trail
He was tempted by fanny for sale
So the crook went to bed
With a price on his head
With a girl with a price on her tail!
Carol in Vegas
In Las Vegas a maiden named Carol
Was arrested for wearing a barrel.
She'd not drawn the joker
While playing strip poker
And lost all her other apparel.
Mrs. Malprop
"I masturbate three times a day."
Mrs. Malprop entered the fray.
She said, "It is sin.
I am filled with chagrin.
You should ask for forgiveness and pray."
