birdie QUEEN of the Island of MISFIT TOYS's blog: "crush"

i have many people ask me how they can be put on my list for bombing. thought i'd explain the dos and don'ts.

first and foremost...no whining, begging, bullying... i think you get the idea. i find it an irritation to have someone do something a long that line. i can be childlike and playful at times, butwhen you do that it makes me picture you in a diaper lying on the floor crying and carrying on.sorry

don't send me messages, gifts, or comments asking to be bombed while i am bombing... you obviously have either never bombed or waste alot of time going through your mail. me i'm too busy to look at my mail. we have 30 seconds between bombing and i'm allready heading to my next destination after dropping a blast on someones site. looking at my mail takes too long... sorry

i return bombs ... i keep a list of all bombings that i have received since my last bombing. i may not get to them right away, but will the next time i do a bomb[may be days later]

i keep my eye on what people do on my site... i have many who rate my site daily, plus they also rate pics when i'm not running an auto. i keep lists of those that go out of their way to help me when i need extra help...example---i recently needed ability points to level, and kept a list of all those that helped. in other words, if you help me out, then i will help you.

when i am bombing, do not assume that just because you rate my profile, it entitles you to be bombed. it doesn't matter to me who you may be level wise, or if you are running an auto 11. i do watch my bartab[ i can multitask] if i see someone rating their hearts out on my folders...it doesn't matter to me if they are running an auto or not. they will be bombed before you if i have extra time to hit more people.

i listen to my fu-family. they are the only ones with sb access. if they ask me to hit someone that has been nice to them and i have time, i will do it. they are all great people that i have respect for, or they wouldn't be there. very few of them have the fu-addiction i do...so they don't get mad at me if i can't always bomb them.

finally the above may make me seem a bit of a BIG B to many...but i'm really not hard to approach.  i like to think i'm a very intelligent person with a sense of humor[am told by many they enjoy looking to see what i have to say in my status, because it usually makes them giggle]just understand that just because my site is on... doesn't mean i'm always here... i work 3rds with 10 to 12 hour shifts 5 to 6 nights a week,plus work on a farm and look after my elderly mother. there can be days when i can only be on here a few minutes before having to drop what i'm doing and leave fu quickly. i may not respond to your message or gifts right away when i am here, as my mail usually is full when i can be on.

i don't hate anyone in the real world or fubar world...

xoxoxo birdieboo

 

 

anyone that knows me, will tell you, i am" so totally uncool" when it comes to getting with the times. well guess what???[trumpet plays] i'm actually attempting to take steps to get there. as of 11-26-2008. i will be moved up from dial-up. i finally got tired of waiting forever to load a page, or attempting to download a photo. [after waiting 15 minutes, having an error has occured, pop up and having to attempt again.]. the biggest problem i will more then likely have is,supposedly it's easy to install myself. they don't know that when it comes to computers, i'm not the smartest. i hope the instructions have plenty of diagrams, and says plug this blue one into the blue hole. so if you don't see me on here for awhile, it's because i haven't figured out how to get it hooked up yet. up until 4 years ago, i had never seen a mouse [other then what gets in the house , chews on things and leaves poo.] i'd heard people talk about their computer mouse, but none of my friends had computers, so it never dawned on me what exactly it was. i had used the computer at work for retail business, but it didn't have one. then they upgraded. i had to take a hazmet test. sat down... tried typing... wouldn't work... personal saw me confused...told me to use the mouse...i gave her my doe in headlights look...she showed me what it was...cool you roll it...of course she didn't tell me you have to click...so i rolled the arrow around on screen trying to figure out how to get it to work for a few minutes...accidently clicked it...oh isn't that something... i finally got a computer a couple years ago. a friend bought me one. so not really having any training, i've been playing around on here. recently i had a problem with my computer, one of my online friends had me call them on the phone, to help me fix it. he soon found out i had no clue what anything on here was called. he was really patient with me though when he found out that telling me to push this or go into that meant nothing to me. now i'm making myself sound like an idiot, but i'm really not, just as i stated in the beginning i'm not with the times. still don't know what some of the lingo you all use to stand for something...do know what lol is,but.. just think, maybe i can update my photos and site now. before it was such a chore. my next thing is having to find a camera that is vista friendly. had to get a new computer. it came with vista. the one i have doesn't work with it. was going to attempt to put up some more pics on my site. and it says it doesn't work with vista. they don't have a patch for the model to make it work. so if anyone has vista and has a camera that takes decent pics let me know the model.