Written early 2010. Would love to do some more cartoon-based ones for the wider appeal. Post your suggestions, I won't ignore 'em!
Roger Rabbit
Roger Rabbit has a habit
This aint a work of fiction
You've seen his wife, cor! What a life
No cure for his addiction
King Of The Hill
Hank Hill tried to explain to Bill
Why propane was the best gas for power
"It's not just the same, it burns a cleaner flame"
(something unintelligible) contributed Boomhauer
Pinocchio
"I know", said Pinocchio "I'm going to buy a bird"
"One that squawks and sometimes talks"
"A parrot, to be heard"
"I'll get a cage, put it centre stage"
"And lavishly bedeck her"
He went in error to a hardware seller
And came home with a wood pecker
Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo was standing proud
He really needed a Shaggy
But Velma was the one around
It was lucky her jeans were so baggy
Ice Age 3
Scrat had been born
To chase an acorn
Scratte said, "C'mon then, I'll race ya"
So he followed his nose
'Til his whole body froze
And tipped over the edge of a glacier
The mammoths were fed
And had settled for bed
When Manny let rip one that stunk
Ellie said "Puh-lease"
"Now I'm going to sneeze"
And Eddie shot out of her trunk
I love the Ice Age series, think those two are amongst the funniest I've written.
The Pinocchio one might take a bit of thinking about lol
