I came on to Fu
For friendship with you
In addition to the real life I lead
You can say what you want
I'll be your confidant
And I'll like you when you show in my feed

But if you're a points whore
Then I think you're a bore
Your absence from here won't be missed
'Cos I don't find it funny
To throw away money
On something that doesn't really exist

My obsession is rock
Not the size of my cock
I like humour that is clever - or crass
My head rules my heart
Well, I am kinda smart
Some people might say, a smart ass

At your behest
I'll accept your request
I'm happy to be your Fu friend
Unless you're an ass
Then I'll probably pass
As that'd be the start of the end

If you've read this a while
Hope it gave you a smile
As humour's the aim of my craft
If it wasn't a slog
You'll find more in my blog
And I'd love to hear that you'd laughed.