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Pervy Sage's blog: "Comedy"

created on 02/05/2012  |  http://fubar.com/comedy/b346284

Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins: 

Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian 
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. 

The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 
and 11. 

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church 
secretary. 

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition 
of several new members and to the deterioration of some 
older ones. 

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week 
for testes. 

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation 
who enjoys sinning to join the choir. 

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other 
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple 
children. 

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed 
potatoes, green beans, bread and desserts will be served 
for a nominal feel. 

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing 
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge---Up 
Yours." 

This evening at 7pm, there will be a sing in the park 
across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared 
to sin. 

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