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yes my big girl lover

I know you are shy

reluctant to undress

in front of my

hungry eyes and

lustful tongue;

please don't be

ashamed of your size;

your size to me is a plus;

I love your round,

firm and fully packed hips

and sexy butt...wow!

Those giant melons that

require extra space are

total turn-ons for me;

I can't wait to suck on

those eraser stiff nipples;

spread your big oak thighs

my treasure of pure woman;

let me search in your silk

forest for the your hungry pussy

and take you on a trip that

only big women can take:

   B-I-G stands for:

     B-eautiful

     I-nticing

     G-oddess

who has forgotten more about

pleasuring than most will ever know.

 

MOONLIT NIGHTS 

As the sun sets day turns into night. Darkness shrouds everthing but love. As it shine by the light of the moon. two souls make love on this moonlit night. Where they are the only ones in the world. Sparks fly, passion ignites, and needs become wants and wants become needs. kissed are electric fueled by raw desire. As the sun rises the two souls lay asleep in each other arms dreaming of the next moonlit night. For when i close my eyes all see is you

I love you.
You know that I do.
I don’t want to be mean, but can’t you see
That I need you
Want you
Pray every night that you were here by my side

I lay in bed at night
I recall your scent
The smoothness of your skin
The perfection in your eyes
The pleasure on your face
And the love I felt in your touch

I will wait for you
It’s so hard
I can’t help but get angry
It’s one of those things
Being cruel to be kind
I don’t want to be alone anymore

All I want is you

Rain

Grass tickles against the low kitchen window

Trying to raise a wink in that unblinking eye;

Alert for danger like a Russian woman,

Cat fur bristles against the coming storm.

 

That gray weight of clouds heavy as my emotion

Hard slow relentless as the push of wind

Can you imagine now

If you touch me?

 

What peals shudder through the air between us

Low and tingling like the pelt of dull drops

Or the distant beat of pagan drums

That call you near, invite to the fray

 

Always faster now, now always harder

Coming on and on without repeal:

The promise of a shocking smother of sparks

In a pool of rain between.

Close those moist eyes of yours submissively,

As I lower my painted mouth to yours,

Open those milky thighs, permissively,

Let us sweetly kiss, with widening jaws,

Thrill me again with that exquisite tongue,

As it lovingly slithers against mine,

When your lacy bodice, becomes unstrung,

Till clothing, your breasts no longer confine.

With my hand cupped upon your heaving breast,

And my passionate mouth still glued to yours,

As I titillate, that hardening crest,

For breath, from our French kissing we must pause,

Arch your fragile neck, towards my warm mouth,

As my questing kisses, lightly travel,

Downward from your flushed face, to places south,

To find those treasures, below your navel.

For a while, will pause my sensual passage,

Upon the rising foothills of your breasts,

Exploring the deepness of your cleavage,

And tongue, puckered peaks teasingly molests,

Wrap you slender arms around me, so tight,

Till my impassioned kisses, are all done.

And I’ll take you to that orgasmic height,

And once again our souls will seem as one

For More Drinks go to http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/CLICK+FOR+MORE+DRINKS

 

T-Virus (Resident Evil Shot)

 

 

Ingredients:

  

3/4 shot Silver Rum

1/4 shot Everclear

1 Blue Twizzler  

 

 

Directions: Wind a blue Twizzler around a tall double shot glass.  It should stick to the sides of the glass.  Pour in the silver rum and top with the Everclear.  Drink, then eat the Twizzler for a sweet and tangy aftertaste. You will have to fish out the Twizzler with your finger after you drink, as it will still be stuck to the side of the shot glass.

 

 

T-Virus Antidote (Resident Evil Shot)

 

 

Ingredients:

  

3/4 shot Silver Rum

1/4 shot Watermelon Vodka

 

1 Green Twizzler  

 

Directions: Wind a green Twizzler around a tall double shot glass.  It should stick to the sides of the glass.  Pour in the silver rum and top with the watermelon Vodka.  Drink, then eat the Twizzler. You will have to fish out the Twizzler with your finger after you drink, as it will still be stuck to the side of the shot glass.

Accidentally drink/get infected with the T-Virus?  Well, there’s only two cures for that, and one is a bullet (probably not choice number one).  The second, more fun choice is to ingest the antidote, which was luckily made just in time.

 

Phoenix Down (Final Fantasy Shot)

 

Ingredients:

 

1 cl Cointreau

 

1 cl Tequilla

1 cl Orange Juice

 

½ cl Grenadine

 

Directions: Shake the first 3 ingredients. Then pour Grenadine into Shot.

 

Ultima (Final Fantasy cocktail)

 

Ingredients:

 

1 cl Malibu

 

1½ cl Sourz Apple

1 cl Vodka

1 cl Southern Comfort

1 cl Heering Cherry Liqueur

3 cl Orange Juice

1½ cl Pine Apple Juice

 

¼ cl Grenadine

 

Directions: Shake, serve with ice.

 

Ultima.  For when you just don’t have the time to mess around with a random encounter.

 

MIRV Apocalypse (Fallout 3)

 

Ingredients:

 

3/4 oz Everclear

3/4 oz Jagermeister

3/4 oz Rumple Minze

3/4 oz Bacardi 151

 

 

The Cake is Not a Lie (Portal Mixed Drink)

 

 

 

Ingredients:

 

2 cl Whiskey 

1 cl Kahlua 

1 cl Bols Brown Cacao 

1 cl Cherry Liqueur 

1 cl Bols Strawberry 

Top Up with Double Heavy Cream

 

 

 

Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Rocks glass. Top up with whipped creme and strawberry slices.

 

The Joining (Dragon Age: Origins Cocktail)

 

 

Ingredients:

1.5cl Hpnotiq

1.5cl Dark rum

Splash of 151 rum (to taste)

 

Directions:  Layer the ingredients in a shot glass using a spoon, with the Hpnotiq on the bottom, dark rum in the middle, and 151 rum on the top. 

Enchantment?”

 

Diamond Dust (Final Fantasy Cocktail)

 

 

 

Ingredients: 

 3 cl Smirnoff Green Apple Twist

2 cl White Rum

Sprite 

 

Directions: Fill a cocktail glass half full of crushed ice.  Shake first two ingredients and strain into a cocktail glass.  Top with Sprite.

 

Fat Man (Fallout 3 Cocktail)

 

 

Ingredients:

  

3/4 shot Spiced Rum

1/4 shot Cinnamon Whiskey

1 shot Vanilla Vodka

 

6 shots Dr. Pepper 

 

Directions: Pour the Dr. Pepper in a highball glass and mix in the shot of vanilla vodka.  Pour the spiced rum and cinnamon whiskey into a shot glass.  Make sure bystanders are out of blast radius and deploy the fat man (er, drop the shot into the highball glass).  Consume and make sure to find some Rad Away, quick!  Speaking of Rad Away, you might be able to find a homemade recipe on this site soon…

 

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