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Pervy Sage's blog: "Comedy"

created on 02/05/2012  |  http://fubar.com/comedy/b346284

How to Get to Heaven

How to Get to Heaven

 

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her pet

cat lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs

in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles,

and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,

"I'm afraid Tiddles is dead Lucy". "So why are his legs

sticking up in the air like that Daddy?" asked Lucy

as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something

to say the father replied, "Tiddles' legs are pointing

straight up in the air so that it will be easier for

Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg

and lift Tiddles up to heaven". 

 

Little Lucy seemed to take her cats death quite well.

However two days later when her father came home from

work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, "Mummy almost

died this morning". Fearing something terrible had happened

the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean

Lucy? "Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for

work this morning I saw mummy lying on the floor with

her legs in the air and she was shouting "Oh Jesus!!!

I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for

the milkman holding her down she would definitely have

gone, Daddy". 

 

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