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Chapter 18 Four Aspirin Tablets
The Hatfields wake her up with their incessant fucking MARCO.......POLO......Patsy has never understood that game but it's probably because she has no directional hearing to speak of, so it's DOUBLY annoying. The TWANGY useless screaming makes her hangover headache insulting as opposed to a mere intrusion. As she moves under the sheets to somehow get away from the noise, she realizes she is completely naked......AND has a distinct stickiness between her legs. She bolts up panicked grasping her mind....what happened? Nate's back is to her and he is snoring. She gingerly picks up the Aztec quilt to see if he is naked too. CRAP!!!!!!...he is. Did they fuck???????.....she can't remember. She kicks him to wake him up. He grudgingly wakes with a faux grin then sees her panicked face..."SHIT I m so sorry I think I raped you last night!"...he just blurts it...it is there on the bed like a cat turd. She laughs & says "I NEED BREAKFAST!". She tries to get up to put a sundress on but she can't...her legs won't move properly. "GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK YOU RAPIST!" Both grin for different reasons and grab the bottle of aspirin at the same time. He wins the bottle wrestle and hands her four aspirin tablets. She takes them and slaps his face "Well breakfast should be interesting!......RAPIST!"
