THE BOOTY CALL COMMANDMENTS!!
I.
Thou shalt get out before the sun rises.
II.
Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"
III.
Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."
IV.
Thou shalt not request advanced plans.
V.
Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.
VI.
Thou shalt scream my name often
VII.
If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
VIII.
Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?
IX.
There shall be no "pillow talk."
X.
There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
