I'm such a nice guy for not breaking a barstool over this guy's head. The names have been changed to vilify the guilty.
Incident report concerning the events of the night of Saturday, March 24, 2007
When I began my shift I was warned by one of the regulars that Jackhole was hassling Betty the server (they used to date). A number of the other customers were showing increased concern in the situation. I made an attempt to dissuade Jackhole from further contact with Betty, pointing out that bringing personal concerns to someone's place of employment is considered rude, especially if that employee cannot leave their place of employment on a whim. As this was occurring the group of customers started to escalate the situation by threatening Jackhole with physical violence if he did not leave. After a few minutes spent calming him down and a few more trying to get the other customers to back off and give him some room, I got Jackhole out the door and off the property without further escalation of the event. A little while later, the group of customers involved in the incident left the property quietly. Betty left a little while after that. Jackhole came back sometime later with a friend in what appeared to be a position of backup in case of a fight. As I had not been told by the bartender that Jackhole was to be expelled from the bar for the night, and as all the persons involved in the earlier incident had left, I let him back in with a warning to behave. Shortly after his return Jackhole began arguing with Sally the server (not an unusual occurrence), which we were able to stop. Thereafter Jackhole behaved himself until he and his friend left.
Respectfully submitted,
Underpaid and Underappreciated Bouncer