YOU'RE UNDER ARREST AND....
1. No, I don't know who you are
2. No, I don't care who you know
3. Yes, you do pay my salary
4. Yes, you can have my job
5. No, I don't have anything better to do
6. Yes, I arrest real criminals sometimes
7. No, I'm not picking on you because you're________________
8. No, I can't give you a break
9. No, I don't know your friend, Officer____________
10. Yes, you will be able to make a phone call
11. Yes, you probably will never do it again
12. No, we can't talk about it
13. Yes, it does make me happy
14. Yes, you will see me in court
Your Arresting Officer
