An old man and woman were married for many years, even
>though they hated each other.
>
>When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could
>be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout,
>"When I die, I will dig my way up out of the grave and come
>back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
>
>Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
>magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took
>place in their neighborhood.
>
>The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To every
>one's relief, he died when he was 68.
>
>His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,
>she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if
>there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her
>safety, asked, "Aren' t you afraid that he may indeed be
>able to dig his way up out of the grave and come back to
>haunt you for the rest of your life?"
>
>The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
>him buried upside down."
>
>My kinda woman
>
