Boy has this been a busy week. The weekend was fantastic...I almost did a big fat bag of nothing...and yet still accomplished a lot. But I thought it might be a good idea for ME...to summarize what I learned this week.
- Polyester stretchpants should be illegal. No ma'am they don't look good on you. Their wide-legged goodness didn't even work that well in 1977. And orange doesn't look good on ANYTHING that big except a punkin...so please put them away.
- Voodoo donuts are gooooooood....for everything except my ass...for which they are extremely bad.
- Cats can make 10,000 different sounds. Dogs can make 10. Cats CANNOT be trusted. They are watching us people...leading us to the salughter.
- Some people shouldn't breed. It's just that simple.
- I hate people in Downtown Portland on bicycles. You do NOT constantly have the right away...especially if I am on foot.
- Bums, while funny, can be dangerous.
- I can still take a pretty good photo.
- I miss kissing someone over the age of 4.
- Love isn't perfect and it doesn't fit in a neat little box. It shows up when it wants, leaves when it wants and if you miss it...you have no one to blame but yourself.
- Cows smell like ass. Also goats...they smell like ass too.
- There's only one more week of True Blood...this season felt either short or fast.
OK that's 11 things. I have also decided to make some resolutions for this week.
I am going to tell people what I think...because...well why the eff not right?
- Goodbye soda...I will REALLY miss you...
- I will tell one person each day who I have always thought is beautiful...that they are in fact, beautiful.
Ok....we'll see how this works out. hahaha
