A certified redneck and his wife, had 9 children. They went to
> the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly
> started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make
> the decision--why after nine children, would
> they choose to do this.
>
> The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of
> every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they
> didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of
> them could speak Spanish.
>
