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Thumbnail clarity

In the interest of all fubar surfers and all web surfers, in general, I hereby demand that one of you techy nerdy folks find a way to make thumbnail pictures clearer. Last night a friend of mine, here, had accidentally clicked himself right into the profile of some drunken, worn out, old lady that I am sure he would have rather not seen. Today, and on many occasions, I found myself looking at at abomination of a so called man because of what the damn thumbnail picture looked like. Therefore, I must protest the quality of thumbnail pictures and refuse to be held responsible for entering the profiles of the uglies and not leaving ratings and/or comments. Note: If you techy nerdy people already have a way of doing this; I suggest you deploy the troops and get crack-a-lacking. Note II: I abhor morph pictures. For those of you who have them: You are not a fucking celebrity. You are not a fucking eagle, horse, dog, cat, or god damn unicorn. You are not a porn queen. Okay, maybe you are a porn queen but if you are; you are a discount 99 cent movie bitch. NO MORE MORPH PICS!

Yahoo, AIM, MSN, etc...

I have met some really wonderful people on the internet and that is what keeps me coming back so now that I have that little tidbit of info out of the way I think I can move on to what I really want to say. I give VERY few people my messenger info because I don't like to be pestered. I don't have time to talk to IDIOT perverts. I don't mind the smarter ones that much. I do not have nor do I want a fucking webcam. Stop being a tight wad and buy some fucking porn. The smart pervs already know where to get it for free. Maybe I should explain what I like in a person to be able to forge any type of ongoing friendship. I like intelligence, arrogance, and wit. I like a guy that is easy on the eyes but not too feminine. I like a guy who is sweet spontaneously and not a total fucking sap. For the women folk out there: I don't have very many female friends. The ones that I do have possess the following traits: You don't annoy me with petty, catty behavior. You don't call me every 5 seconds to see what I am doing. You either wouldn't or couldn't fuck my man. You aren't a system sucker. Of course, there are several other things that I look at but as a disclaimer, all of my requirements are arbitrary and may change without notice. Thank you.

Creeps

For those of you who didn't get a chance to read my bulletin: First thing in the morning and what am I completely annoyed with? Creeps. Creeps make me violent. Creeps make me want to grab the nearest object and beat them to a bloody fucking pulp. A creep is different than just a plain ole perv, you see. A creep is what a perv who has been ignored for too long can turn into if he isn't given Prozac or electric shock therapy. A creep still holds all of the perv tendencies like whacking off to inanimate objects that bear the slightest resemblance to vagina and watching the discovery channel to see animals “do it” because they are too embarrassed to go to the corner XXX. Creeps still are extremists, like pervs, when it comes to their locale, as well. They will either live within 200 feet of some type of fornicating business or they will live in the middle of nowhere. You’ll most often find that if they live in the middle of nowhere it is because they live on or next to a farm of some type so they can accost the farm animals. Perverts, true perverts, are annoying sons of bitches and most of them should be tortured in some form or another but a creep, oh my, a creep is at the top of the perv pyramid. Some pervs probably even aspire to be creeps but only the truly twisted perv will ever attain this title. To be a creep a perv must vow to never touch vagina again because doing so, even if they paid for it, would signify that they actually have a chance in hell of having a normal sex life. A creep must never go out on dates nor even have close female friends. A creep is an introvert unless shielded by something like, oh say, the internet. Creeps are always lurking in the shadows, hating women. Creeps hate all women, even their own mothers. It is suspect that their mothers abused them and led them to have the propensity to be creeps in the first place. It is difficult to say if this is absolutely the case, though since a creep would never divulge any information about themselves even if they were under duress. It is, however; normal to assume that abuse by a maternal figure is the foundation of the creeps’ personality, or lack thereof. I am willing to bet that many creeps frequent fubar. How many of you have experienced some form of creep harassment? Are you unsure of what the signs are? Let me give you some examples: - stalks your profile but never talks - follows you to your friends profiles but STILL never talks - “lives” in your photo albums - The only friends on their list are ones who just added him for points. You know this because they have ZERO comments - May decide to have some balls and leave you comments on your photos or your shoutbox BUT said comments are always negative, stating that you are the opposite of what they have read about you in your other comments, etc.. i.e. if you are often said to be sexy, they find it necessary to tell you that you are not. - May make multiple accounts and actually try to befriend you with other accounts to attempt to gather information from you to later use against you from their true creep account. So, ladies, how many creeps have bothered you? Let’s share! Oh and you men, too. I know it is a rare animal but there are some women creeps, though very few.

Sorry

Sorry to all of you lookin for me. I had a really hectic week but I am back online now. Hope all is well with all:)
Song # 1 Silenced sound Laughing in my face Feel the stout disgrace Lying in this shit Can’t take no more of it All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Get back up again Cutting at my skin Rip apart my life Use your culture knife All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Endless criticism Spewing from your mouth So what if you hate me Nothing matters now All of you fools… Run me down to the ground I roar, silenced sound Internal shut down, help me out You sleazy jerk, hear me shout There’s no one to hear me You took care of that Your silence confined me Why are you sad You won, can’t you see You got what you wanted in me I’m my own destiny I control my eternity I’ll be the one to pay for my sins Punish myself Can you deal with it? Song # 2 All alone All alone here I sit just thinking How it would be if you were with me but I’m left here in tears, I’m crying not having you is dying, slowly dying, dying I’m so lost feels like you don’t even know I exist can’t you see I’m here waiting for you circling the ends of the earth, I’d die for you All I need is just a little attention But no matter what I do I’ll never be anyone to you I’d give you my all forever just to feel like we’re together Being without you, it’s too much pain always so confused, Still, I’ll never be anyone to you Never meant to have this happen Didn’t want it this way Tell me why am I in love with you Does it matter that you don’t see me Is it time for me to let go and stop being a fool But how could I ever let go I know I’m in this alone But don’t you know I love you sincerely it’s got to be worth the pain I’ll wait here patiently While you run around playing your game It hurts to be neglected but in this game, it’s something accepted I just don’t know what else to do So I cry in desperation Still holding onto some patience Even though I’ll never be anyone to you. Song #3 Don’t let go II could sit here for hours just bathing in this pain but it still wouldn't erase the damage, it wouldn't speak your name the one who guided me through all of my fears you're the one who plead my case, the one who loved me unconditionally and brought me to this place all of the times I felt so insecure I took my life for granted and always searched for more I told you that I'd never do it again but I hurt you, I hurt you don't let go just say you'll stay with me don't let go of what we are and all that we could be if you leave me here alone this time I know I will just die so don't let go...don't let go I know things were hard and I know you did your best sometimes I was just so darn selfish it took a long time for me to see your point of view so caught up in my own emotions I took advantage of you but now I've seen the light isn't it always just that way you just don't know what you've lost until it goes away so take a twist on this story and turn back around don't abandon what you worked so hard for it's all here right now don't let go just say you'll stay with me don't let go of what we are and all that we could be if you leave me here alone this time I know I will just die so don't let go...don't let go could sit here for hours just bathing in this pain but it still wouldn't erase the damage, it wouldn't speak your name the one who guided me through all of my fears you're the one who plead my case, the one who loved me unconditionally and brought me to this place all of the times I felt so insecure I took my life for granted and always searched for more I told you that I'd never do it again but I hurt you, I hurt you don't let go just say you'll stay with me don't let go of what we are and all that we could be if you leave me here alone this time I know I will just die so don't let go...don't let go I know things were hard and I know you did your best sometimes I was just so darn selfish it took a long time for me to see your point of view so caught up in my own emotions I took advantage of you but now I've seen the light isn't it always just that way you just don't know what you've lost until it goes away so take a twist on this story and turn back around don't abandon what you worked so hard for it's all here right now don't let go just say you'll stay with me don't let go of what we are and all that we could be if you leave me here alone this time I know I will just die so don't let go...don't let go All of these have a copyright so to any of you fuckers looking to jack them, think twice. I will tear you a new asshole if you try.

So damn tired

How many of you work more than one job? I have 4 and I am exhausted. I absolutely can not wait until Summer when I can drop one of them and get some rest. Do you ever stay up for so long that it is just impossible to sleep? I try to sleep but my mind is racing with what I have to do next. I need a damn vacation!

Anonymous haters

Okay, I completely realise and accept that I am not the most gorgeous chick on the Earth. I'm not trying to be. I am who I am, take it or leave it. I don't think I am ugly, just not drop dead gorgeous i.e. Adriana Lima. She's is fucking smoking and even though I am not a lesbian, oh hell yeah I would so do her. Anyway, moving forward... I feel really special right now. You know you are special when people take time out of their lives to hate you. Someone out there hates me and it is a secret hate crush! Secret society, secret society! Yayyyy! Me! Listen, if you are my secret hater, I just want to thank you for all of the attention you are paying to me. I feel so important right now and I have you to thank for this moment of joy I am experiencing. Every freaking time you anonymously show me how much you care it makes my nipples hard. Ohhhh next time I might even cream for you. I feel a little bad for you that you don't have the balls to just tell me straight up that you are insanely jealous of me but then again, I totally understand that you suffer from utter embarrassment. I figure that you are either a guy who I rejected or a fat ugly chick who saw her man looking at me. Either way, I'm content that I make you squirm:) TTFN!
I have clearly stated on my profile that I am not looking to hook up, I'm not into other people's pussy (I have my own), and again, that I don't want to see naked pics. I'm not a prude. I like to look at dick as much as the next chick or gheyness but I CHOOSE the dick I look at. Let's talk about the ridiculousness and pathetic behaviors I have encountered today. I assume within a month I will have ample information as to write a book but for now; here is what I have been pestered with so far: Asshole # 1- You should check out my NSFW pics, wow, you are so pretty my reply: You should get a life and if you truly want me to check them out; be prepared to be laughed at. Silly, short white person. (on a little side note: white dudes under 6' have no chance in hell of ever hitting this) Asshole # 2- You should get a divorce because I could fuck you better. my reply: When was the last time you fucked my husband? Bitch # 1- if you ever do decide to go my way, come my way. My reply: Even if I was a lesbian; you would never be on my to lick list. Asshole # 3- has anyone told you how beautiful you are? My reply: Besides the fact that, that is the oldest line in the book; I'm not sure if you noticed, but I don't live in a fucking cave. Of course I have been told that. The world is full of desperate assholes like you. Anyway, there are more... I realize some of you may think I am a bitch but that's okay, it's less stupidity that I have to deal with.
So... I've been at this site for less than a week now. So far I like it a lot and it definitely has a lot more freedom than other sites I have or do belong to. Freedom is a great thing. I am all about non-censorship. I even have my own forum site dedicated to it. I guess I just want to point out the difference between freedom and anarchy in regard to a site like this. I'm going to direct this to the man folk since my experiences have been with them. Guys, Isn't it great to be able to show your dick to the world? Have you not just been salivating over the thoughts of pretty women touching themselves whilst looking at YOUR dick? I bet there is nothing hotter than knowing you have the starring role in someone's fantasies. I understand, truly I do. You are free to share yourself as you and "they" would like. This = freedom. Is it not a tad fucked up to send women, with whom you have had absolutely no conversation, messages telling them about your dick? I never asked to see any of your dicks and I don't plan on it. Every time I get a message like that it screams out your pathetic desperation and makes me want to vomit. If I want to look at a dick to get myself off; I am more than capable of deciding who's dick I want to see. I don't need pathetic invitations from strangers. Get a fucking grip, guys. Get over your penis complex. This behavior from you slimy muthafuckahs = anarchy.
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