I have clearly stated on my profile that I am not looking to hook up, I'm not into other people's pussy (I have my own), and again, that I don't want to see naked pics. I'm not a prude. I like to look at dick as much as the next chick or gheyness but I CHOOSE the dick I look at.
Let's talk about the ridiculousness and pathetic behaviors I have encountered today. I assume within a month I will have ample information as to write a book but for now; here is what I have been pestered with so far:
Asshole # 1- You should check out my NSFW pics, wow, you are so pretty
my reply: You should get a life and if you truly want me to check them out; be prepared to be laughed at. Silly, short white person.
(on a little side note: white dudes under 6' have no chance in hell of ever hitting this)
Asshole # 2- You should get a divorce because I could fuck you better.
my reply: When was the last time you fucked my husband?
Bitch # 1- if you ever do decide to go my way, come my way.
My reply: Even if I was a lesbian; you would never be on my to lick list.
Asshole # 3- has anyone told you how beautiful you are?
My reply: Besides the fact that, that is the oldest line in the book; I'm not sure if you noticed, but I don't live in a fucking cave. Of course I have been told that. The world is full of desperate assholes like you.
Anyway, there are more...
I realize some of you may think I am a bitch but that's okay, it's less stupidity that I have to deal with.
