Okay, I completely realise and accept that I am not the most gorgeous chick on the Earth. I'm not trying to be. I am who I am, take it or leave it.
I don't think I am ugly, just not drop dead gorgeous i.e. Adriana Lima. She's is fucking smoking and even though I am not a lesbian, oh hell yeah I would so do her.
Anyway, moving forward...
I feel really special right now.
You know you are special when people take time out of their lives to hate you.
Someone out there hates me and it is a secret hate crush! Secret society, secret society!
Yayyyy! Me!
Listen, if you are my secret hater, I just want to thank you for all of the attention you are paying to me. I feel so important right now and I have you to thank for this moment of joy I am experiencing.
Every freaking time you anonymously show me how much you care it makes my nipples hard.
Ohhhh next time I might even cream for you.
I feel a little bad for you that you don't have the balls to just tell me straight up that you are insanely jealous of me but then again, I totally understand that you suffer from utter embarrassment. I figure that you are either a guy who I rejected or a fat ugly chick who saw her man looking at me. Either way, I'm content that I make you squirm:)
TTFN!
