For those of you who didn't get a chance to read my bulletin:
First thing in the morning and what am I completely annoyed with? Creeps. Creeps make me violent. Creeps make me want to grab the nearest object and beat them to a bloody fucking pulp.
A creep is different than just a plain ole perv, you see. A creep is what a perv who has been ignored for too long can turn into if he isn't given Prozac or electric shock therapy.
A creep still holds all of the perv tendencies like whacking off to inanimate objects that bear the slightest resemblance to vagina and watching the discovery channel to see animals “do it” because they are too embarrassed to go to the corner XXX. Creeps still are extremists, like pervs, when it comes to their locale, as well. They will either live within 200 feet of some type of fornicating business or they will live in the middle of nowhere. You’ll most often find that if they live in the middle of nowhere it is because they live on or next to a farm of some type so they can accost the farm animals.
Perverts, true perverts, are annoying sons of bitches and most of them should be tortured in some form or another but a creep, oh my, a creep is at the top of the perv pyramid. Some pervs probably even aspire to be creeps but only the truly twisted perv will ever attain this title.
To be a creep a perv must vow to never touch vagina again because doing so, even if they paid for it, would signify that they actually have a chance in hell of having a normal sex life. A creep must never go out on dates nor even have close female friends. A creep is an introvert unless shielded by something like, oh say, the internet. Creeps are always lurking in the shadows, hating women.
Creeps hate all women, even their own mothers. It is suspect that their mothers abused them and led them to have the propensity to be creeps in the first place. It is difficult to say if this is absolutely the case, though since a creep would never divulge any information about themselves even if they were under duress. It is, however; normal to assume that abuse by a maternal figure is the foundation of the creeps’ personality, or lack thereof.
I am willing to bet that many creeps frequent fubar. How many of you have experienced some form of creep harassment?
Are you unsure of what the signs are? Let me give you some examples:
- stalks your profile but never talks
- follows you to your friends profiles but STILL never talks
- “lives” in your photo albums
- The only friends on their list are ones who just added him for points. You know this because they have ZERO comments
- May decide to have some balls and leave you comments on your photos or your shoutbox BUT said comments are always negative, stating that you are the opposite of what they have read about you in your other comments, etc.. i.e. if you are often said to be sexy, they find it necessary to tell you that you are not.
- May make multiple accounts and actually try to befriend you with other accounts to attempt to gather information from you to later use against you from their true creep account.
So, ladies, how many creeps have bothered you? Let’s share! Oh and you men, too. I know it is a rare animal but there are some women creeps, though very few.
