Dear stupid kid with the spraypaint.....
I woke up, went outside and found overnight your artistic rendering on my mailbox. Not a the large fence, not the house but the frigging mailbox!!!!!! I live in Sandbridge. As I don't really think there is gang activity in Sandbridge this must mean you either drove all the way down here with nothing better to do but spray paint a mailbox..... or one of neighbors has a wanna be baby thug who thinks spray painting a mailbox gives him some sort of street cred.
What's worse,I can't even read what the hell you are trying to say as it's all black and scrolly psuedo gang type garbage.
So next time kids,please make it legible if you wish to "represent"
I'll have it all painted over for ya by tonight. That's right a nice fresh white mailbox just awaiting your next missive.
One small request....... if you want to re decorate for me again,I really like "The Scream" and think it would look lovely on my mailbox. I know my neighbors myself and my mailman would appreciate a lil more artistic effort next time. By the way do you do fences? I will leave a posty note on the fence for you with my vision what what I think will work best there. I'm thinking a nice cream color...simple yet elegant, what do you say?
Just in case you are just a fustrated artist with no outlet for your art, I shall leave the paint, a roller and a few small brushes out by my fense, should you feel the need to paint it.
Thanks again for picking me and my mailbox for your renderings...... we all really enjoyed it!
Best Regards,
Lady with the way cool wanna be gang symbols on my mailbox in sandbridge.
PS One small note. Next time when applying your spray art, you may wish to not hold the nozzle so close as to prevent the unsightly drips that marred your masterpiece. Had you had better skills in your application, I feel this would have given your piece much more depth and character.
Thanks again!
