okkkkkkk...... so there I was, driving down the road here in virginia, listening to the radio, and we had a redneck moment that just well........ you be the judge.
Song ends, DJ comes on, with a caller on the line and this is what I heard.
" Heyyyyyyyyyy darlinnnnnnnnnnnn can you all play sumfing I aint ever hear on here?"
DJ- *chuckles* Well like what?
DR(dumb redneck) How aaaaaboutss sum maaaayyyyyyyyyydennnnnnnnnnnn
(translation for the english speaking world, Iron Maiden)
DJ- *chuckles* Ok sure, what song do you want to hear, I can play some Iron Maiden.
DR- welllll shoottt honey I dun know nune of them names of them songs........how bous that one about playing with crazy people or soumthin I aint never hear that on here!
DJ- * moment of silence then chuckle* Ummmmmm, do you mean "Can I play with madness" by Iron Maiden
DR - innit that wut I jest sayid?
*cue song*
I was amused. and scared. and realized he's probably wearing a maaaaaayydennnnnnnnnnn tshirt stained beyond belief with car grease and drinking some old milwalkee beer out in radio listening land.
Wish I knew what town he was from. I do NOT want to visit it *and cue Deliverence theme*
