A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he acciedently bumbs into a woman besides him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite starled. The man turns to her and says,"ma'am if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me". She replies,"if your penis is as hard as your elbow, im in room 436.
there was two little boys playing down by the river. All of a sudden one boy ran up the river and peeked through the bushes. the other followed and peered with his friend. they were looking at a naked lady washing in the river. The boy that followed started running and his friend came after him and asked" where are you going?" the one boy that first ran said" my mom told me if i ever see a naked lady i will turn to stone. i felt something hard so i started running!"
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,"When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied,"All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked,"What are you thinking now?" He replied,"It looks as if I did a pretty good job."