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7 New Cocky Lines

ey Crystal, While there is no "magic bullet" out there that will turn you from dud to stud with women overnight, if there is something that comes close, it would have to be the skill of COCKY COMEDY. It's no coincidence that almost every guy who is a "natural" at meeting women is a MASTER of Cocky Comedy (whether he knows it by name or not). There's just something magical about communicating in this way... it says all of the right things about you... and lets a woman know INSTANTLY that you are funny, confident... and a "catch". The best part? It's the one skill that any guy can start using IMMEDIATELY to increase his success with women... even if he's never been great with women in the past... and... even if he isn't all that great at Cocky Comedy itself. Huh? Let me explain... One of the great things about Cocky Comedy is that you can start using it by simply learning a few proven "lines"... then getting out there and trying them out. It's a great way to practice... and as you know if you've tested out some of the lines I've shared with you in my materials... you will see INSTANT RESULTS. And of course... the results you get will be even better if the lines you are using are DAMN GOOD. So... where can you get some of these awesome lines to get you started? I'm glad you asked... I just finished up an AMAZING, "tell all" interview with a friend of mine who is THE BEST I've ever heard at using the skill of Cocky Comedy to attract women. Now... in the last 10 years of mastering this area of my life for myself and helping other men become more successful with women, I've met a lot of guys who are experts at using this skill to meet and date the sexiest women around... But... NONE---not even ONE---as good as this guy. No B.S. I'm fortunate to have him as one of my best friends... and I find myself stealing lines from him on an almost daily basis. He recently took the stage at my "Cocky Comedy" Program and quite literally "stole the show"... After a standing ovation in which I had to get on the mic and say, "ok, ok that's enough" to get it to end, my friend walked off the stage... only to be bombarded by more sausage than Jimmy Dean as nearly every guy in the audience swarmed around him to pick his brain for more... Hey, I couldn't blame them. The guy is good. So good in fact... that over the years, most of MY best Cocky Comedy lines have come from him. Yes, I confess... even many that you may have heard in my programs. But what's really amazing about my friend is that he wasn't always good at attracting women... Truth be told, he was far from it... My friend was overweight for most of his life, never got girls in grade school, and had to overcome some very serious "inner game" issues on his way to success. There was a time when he believed in his core that he just wasn't attractive to women, and it wasn't easy for him to overcome it. In our interview, you'll learn the tactics he used to defeat the limiting beliefs that had been ingrained in his self-image from a young age... and how YOU can do the same if you have any internal obstacles that are holding YOU back from success. You'll also learn how my friend was able to lose over 100 lbs in just one year... and most importantly, the mental strategies he used to keep it off that YOU can use to keep yourself on the FAST TRACK to success with women. And as if that weren't enough... my friend was also generous enough to share 7 of his BRAND NEW, word-for-word Cocky Comedy lines that you can start using IMMEDIATELY... Each one of these lines is truly a work of art, and I can't believe he shared them (but... I'm glad he did...) To give you a little "sneak peak", I'll share one with you now... If my friend is hanging out with a woman and she asks him if something she is wearing looks bad... or if she asks him: "Do I look fat in these pants?" he'll reply, "Only if you have sight..." Priceless. And get this... that was probably the WORST of the lines he shared... Each one is a GEM that... if you're smart ... you'll use with every woman you meet from now on for the rest of your life, seriously. Here are just a few more of the powerful secrets he shared: -How to overcome and PERMANENTLY CONQUER any "perceived limitation" or "secret excuse" that is holding you back from being TRULY SUCCESSFUL with women (If you feel that you are unattractive to women because of your looks, financial status, background, or any other "excuse" you have made up for yourself, my friend will show you how to KICK YOUR EXCUSE TO THE CURB and replace your insecurity with a powerful confidence that women notice. Use this "real world" tactic to do it FAST... you'll find no psychological "mumbo jumbo" here) -The ESSENTIAL Inner Game - My friend will spell out the internal factors you MUST have in order to make women WANT YOU... and show you how to create a specific game plan for yourself to strengthen these areas FAST -The 5 things ALL true "naturals", as well as guys who have taught themselves to be great with women, do AUTOMATICALLY (Internalize just these 5 beliefs and you won't ever have to worry about using "techniques" to attract women again) -What to do when you get shot down to actually BOOST your confidence and learn from the experience (This simple tactic will cut the amount of time it takes you to learn to become successful with women IN HALF) -A simple shift in mindset that will make women who would normally REJECT you not only be open to conversation to you... but actually FEEL ATTRACTION for you within MINUTES of meeting them -A 15-minute "Mastery Course" in Cocky Comedy (As I mentioned my friend is the KING of this skill and in this section you'll learn the exact steps it takes to master it in NO TIME flat... even if you've never been much of a "joker" in the past) -A simple thing to do when you get in the car with a woman that makes her see you as MANLY and IN CHARGE -How to create your own magic "plan" for every situation you are in with a woman BEFORE you get in it (Do this "homework" first and you'll know exactly what to do in every situation you encounter to MAKE HER WANT YOU) -2 surefire ways to spark up a conversation with a cashier -The big mistake guys make when using cocky Comedy that forces them to FAIL no matter how good the "line" they say is (If you've tried out Cocky Comedy but have had less than stellar results, I can practically Guarantee that you are making this deadly mistake) -How to "ease into" Cocky Comedy - Use this simple fix if you are experiencing the problem of coming off as too much of a "jerk" to women -How you MUST use Cocky Comedy DIFFERENTLY when dealing with different types of women (From the girl next door to the girl that can't walk out of her door without getting swarmed by men... my friend explains it ALL...) -An AWESOME line to use on a waitress that will spark a fun, flirty conversation with even the most stand-offish of women (This one is so good you'll use it every time you are in a restaurant. Hint: It works especially well with those HOT bartenders that get hit on all the time) -A great Cocky & Funny line to use at an "awkward" point in a conversation to get things back on track -A way to strike up a conversation with a woman who is in line that works every time (You're going to want to hit the mall immediately after you hear this one) -ANOTHER great way to make fun of a woman's clothing (Even funnier than the one I shared with you earlier!) -A hilarious way to tease her about her MUSIC -How to use Cocky Comedy to meet tons of women ONLINE (My friend will show you how to "break through" to the women who are getting hundreds of emails a day and stand out as the ONLY one she wants to talk to) -An email to send a woman who DOESN'T write you back that all but FORCES her to respond -The Myers-Briggs Personality Test... For Dummies (My friend breaks down the mystery of this powerful psychological tool and shows you how to identify EXACTLY what kind of woman you are dealing with in the first 5 minutes of meeting her in person... or simply by reading her profile online... and use this information to figure out the BEST way to make her want you. This part of the interview alone is PRICELESS...) -And much, much more... Here's the deal: I'm going to release this phenomenal interview as this month's edition of my "Interviews With Dating Gurus" Monthly CD Audio Program. It's "going to press" THIS Friday morning. If you're already subscribed, do nothing... except get ready to take some notes. It will be in your mailbox soon. If you're not? I need you to be on board by THIS THURSDAY at MIDNIGHT to be sure you get your hands on it. What happens if you miss out on this particular interview? You'll never know. And... you'll also never know just how much it could have increased your success with women. Heck... I wish I could see the look on a guy's face who misses this interview the next time he finds himself in line behind an attractive woman and doesn't know what to say! Listen... I put my reputation behind each and every one of these interviews... this one is no different. And... I also put my money where my mouth is... If you take the time to listen to this interview and it doesn't increase your success with women QUICKLY and DRAMATICALLY... then I don't want one red cent of your money. Here's the offer I'm going to make to you: Subscribe to my "Interviews With Dating Gurus" Series RIGHT NOW... while it's fresh in your mind... When you sign up, I'm going to send you this interview... as well as a "Starter Kit" featuring 2 DOUBLE INTERVIEWS (2 CDs each) that are among the best I've ever done. Listen to them. Use what you learn. Get dates. Impress your friends. End the "curious dry feeling" between your legs. If you don't? Let me know. I'll give you a full refund... AND... I'm going to let you KEEP this interview... and the Starter Kit for wasting your time. Would I make a "crazy" offer like this if I was at all worried that this would happen? Well I'll tell you this: If it happened often, I'd be out of business. But... fortunately for me and you... I deliver THE GOODS. And nearly EVERY guy that gives my Interview Series a fair shot stays subscribed. They also: -Start noticing increased results with women IMMEDIATELY -Begin to feel more CONFIDENT and POWERFUL... with women... and in all other areas of life -Gain the ability to approach the women they see EFFORTLESSLY... and without nervousness -Notice a difference in the way women respond when they approach them -Begin getting more phone numbers, more email addresses, and more dates -Begin meeting and dating more attractive women than they are used to -Become not only the PREFERRED choice of the women they meet... but the ONLY CHOICE I want to see all of these things happen for YOU too. But, it's up to YOU to take the next step. Click on the link below, and subscribe RIGHT NOW... before Thursday at Midnight rolls around and you miss out. You have absolutely NOTHING to lose... and a whole new world of SUCCESS and POWER with women to gain. Here's the link: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/InterviewSeries/ I'll talk to you again soon. Your Friend, David D.
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