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Fact of the day: In Arizona you may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Joke of the day:
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
Word of the day: DILDO
City in Newfoundland, Canada
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal because size matters.
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
A girl's best friend.
A object that looks like a phallus, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about pre-cum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.
the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in anonymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
