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Fact of the day: A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them.
“Makes you wonder if snails were once emo”
Joke of the day:
One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.
The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.
At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.
The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."
"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".
The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.
"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".
Word of the day: Gobbler
A Gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" This refers to the resemblance of a person's nut sack and a turkeys "snood" (The flap of skin that hangs over the turkey's beak).
One who gobbles on the cock.
When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.
A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.
