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Fact of the day: Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years.
“Hmm… not sure if the (married) part is the reason or if he just has someone that loves him.” I think its love =)
“What’s sad… all the poor bastards who can’t wait to die cause they hate their wives and yet they get to live an extra 10 years or so.” ROFLMFAO!!!
Joke of the day:
A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the bitch
Word of the day: MARRIAGE
Suicide in it's worst form.
The triumph of imagination over intelligence.
A sure way to kill 95% of a woman's sex drive.
A legal agreement that allows a woman to kill a man by torturing.
The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.
The process in which the evil robot race known as "women" enslave men for eternity. This process includes many practices like exchanging two silver bands and placing them upon each others fingers, exchanging something called "vows" declaring the loyalty to the other party. This process can also be called "moving to Albuquerque" or "putting on the ball and chain" after this process is complete the woman begins to slowly suck the life out of the man over the years till nothing remains but an obedient shell of what used to be a good friend of yours.
