53 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 21, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 20th
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I have a crush on someone!
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53 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 21, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 20th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
alot of you have asked me to tell you more about myself.well here it goes.i like to meet people from here.i want friends on here as well as off of here.i want to meet friends where ever they may be from.i own an adult sales bussiness.i sell anything in the adult sales bussiness.i also am making a catolog for the business.there are a lot of good people on here that i want to get to know much better as friends.i am also a musician.i play for two tribute bands.slaytanic rituals which tributes slayer,and maiden voyage which tributes iron maiden.so in short if you want to be friends, i am cool with it.i do travel around the country on bussiness.so where ever you are is in my travel area.i would probably like to meet you.let me know if you would like for me to include or take out anything in here.my name is keith.most people call me by my stage name ,vyper
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Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspectorI don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units)Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the personal on removing and replacing these necessary items.Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer. heheh please have a great weekendhun :)huggies, Debbie