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I Am Thankful:
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE/GIRLFRIEND WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED . FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME . FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. . FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PA

Need To Read!!!
ok um yeah i know some of you are wanting your friends to rate and comment the pics that you have in contests on here. well as of rite now. i will no longer comment or rate them for you. i was told this site was better than myspace, and so far it has proved itself rite, there isnt as much drama, if you do find any at all. ppl actually talk on here and stuff, but for the contests for those of you who keep posting bulletins and such asking for comments and rates, i am simply stating that i will no longer help you out. for the simple fact that yall ask for the help, but when others ask yall to help we dont get anything from ya. oh well maybe its just me. but like i said no one is getting anymore from me not until i receive some myself! thanks for taking the time to read this!!!

The *y's* Of Men. Giggle
The Whys of Men....... MY FAVORITE ONE IS #4....I WAS ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8.

I Have Lost My Internet For A Few Weeks
I have lost my internet connection for a few weeks. I should be back on around the 20th of this month. I just want to say hi to all my good friends at Dave's Hideaway. I will see you guys when I get back on.

One Day
Waking up in a cold sweat, looking around Wondering if your still dreaming, sleepin sound THen you realize its just a dream from before The same one you've had, almost as many as you have opened the door You look over at the one next to you As they sleep so silently, almost like a baby new You sit there silently, feeling the lust from the kill Wishing you could take it back, maybe change everything, including your will Instead your dreams are forever haunted by the screams From the ones that you have hurt, the ones who ends had to begin with different means Wishing everynight you could sleep safe and sound Instead that night will never be found Others say they want to help you and listen to all you have to say WHen you start to tell them a little bit of what you have had to pay They look at you and say that they need to go, but they will be back We know and say to ourselves, no they wont, they are disgusted with what we lack By the time we come to grips with our dreams

Moments In Life
MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams & hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone that makes you smile because it take only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life & one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human & enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along th

Hmmm....
I dont know whats wrong with me....Ever since I got home from Ohio....I feel weird....Well I have been eating alot of food cause Im always hungry....And I am always tired....I dont know why....I know of only two reasons when I do that....If I have a women problem or I could be prego but I cant be prego...I know I cant....

You Are Mine
As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a queen, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here.

Perfect You
My eyes beheld a sky one night, It seems so long ago, A perfectly painted portrait, Be-speckled with blue and gold. As I sit and ponder more, It strikes me that you were there, And it was truly your simple beauty, That gave the stars their perfect glare.

Happy Screw You's - 2007
It is that time of your kiddies! It is time for me, as I do on my official blogsite, to say "Happy Screw You!" to all of the men who have screwed me over in 2006! Last year's "MSY"'s went over quite well as I only received 3 "Screw You Backs" from those endearing men I chose to honor! It seems that even though I was not good enough for them, they still read my page on a daily basis! Anyway, shall we get to the business??? First and foremost, a Merry Screw You to Ernie. A repeat offender, making last year's MSY list, Ernie managed to weasel his way back into my life earlier this year and ALMOST had me suckered! (AB - you will appreciate this one . . .) He slimed his way back into my life by having an incurable terminal illness - or so he said when he started talking to me again. No sooner I let him back into my life - BOOM! A wunderkind doctor was able to cure him (after 7 others said he had less than 3 months to live) with a simple treatment. Thank the Gods! Then, wh

For A Change Of Pace - An Original Song....
Kudos for this gal putting it on the line with her own original song -- instead of imitating other muscians. Actually, it is a good marketing ploy... I hope we can see more quality original (albeit not perfect) videos on youtube.com and other video sites. Don't you??? Here is another one on the piano....

I Must Be A Thief
Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.

Hey,sunshine
When I wake up in the morning Sunshine's falling on my skin And I call you up to tell you What a happy mood I'm in Feel the rhythm in my body And sing is all I wanna do I feel the day will bring me sunshine for it's another day with you

Aaaah! If...
If there's one face I want to see, so beautiful, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special love, my world, my life, my heart.

Isabelle
Just three little words don't seem like enough for someone whose smile still brightens my day, whose touch can make me forget the rest of the world. They don't seem like enough for someone who's always been there to celebrate with me when everything goes my way and to hold my hand when my whole world seems to fall apart. But even though "I Love You" can't express the depth of my feelings for you. I hope you know what's in my heart. Because loving you means more to me than anything in the world and it always will.

Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 - Contest Is Now Open
Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Sponsored by Sunshyne Video Starting - Saturday Night @ 7 PM EST 1-6-2007 I will be holding a sexy male cherry contest. This contest is open to all male members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. This contest is all about SEXY. The contest will end on 1-13-2007 @ 7 PM EST and the winner will be mailed $25.00 from Sunshyne Video. The 1st Place winner will win based on over all rating {how many times you were rated}and not comments. I will also give a 2nd place prize to whoever gets the most comments. 2nd place prize will be announced at end of contest. You cannot win both!!! Prizes will be mailed on next business day from Sunshyne Video to the winners. Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week Sunshyne Video will hold a different Cash Contest! Your help and consideration will be greatly appreciated. All of the entries can be viewed by clicking this link below http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=35

Reasoning Love
The day I saw you, You left me speechless. The day I heard you You gave me reason. Now that I know you I love you more. And without you, My life's a joke. You say your living, But might comeback. And I just cant wait, Until that day comes. You might say, That I'm crazy. But if you saw her. You would want her...

Great Sayings By Women
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. - Jan King Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. - Jennifer Unlimited Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen I try to t

My Friend,my Love
It began as all fires do, a spark soon ignited into a blaze of warmth and colourful delight. You held my hand, became my friend, earned my trust and my future once again looked bright. Loneliness turned to hope, emptiness filled up with dreams. Hunger was satisfied, and the darkness lit by love's moonbeams. Tears no longer hit the ground, they fall on your loving shoulder. I feel younger, as our love grows older. When sorrow leaves me wilted as a sun-parched rose, your comfort is a river that flows and flows. The sun's light, the morning dew, they are all the beauty that is you. When passion ebbs, as tides do, love fills the wake, and carries us through. Your strength is as the oak, but if it is my need you bend like the willow. My heart is filled, like a lucky sail with wind to billow. Harsh cold winters, wet springs, blissful summer heat, and the fall of time, They'll weather my spirit, with grace and peace, your hand in mine. Our love's swe

Ever So Sweet - The Early November
THE EARLY NOVEMBER "Ever So Sweet" I just found a friend in one of your lies to treat me so nice i can't believe my bones when they say so many things they tell me i am fine believe me i, i try Oooh oooh oooh... Ever so sweet... you make this seem the way things go its not my fault and i'll miss i'll miss you so good through all of those nights we lost our way back home Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right back down. Can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me can't you see the wall you built for me Cause we're not special we're not special we're not special Well i'm not special i'm not special Ever so sweet you baked it in cakes for me. What you left behind, it hurts my teeth. Bring in the past with the postcards you sent for me. Every line, it brings me right ba

A Ghetto Blast For A Cool Friend
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/409884 This is a friend whoes profile you should visit and rate and comment on. She will always have something intelligent to say and has a wicked sense of humor. She is not a points whore but would love to see a couple of levels.

I Was Wrong - Social Distortion
I WAS WRONG -SOCIAL DISTORTION- Oh, when I was young I was so full of fear I hid behind anger, held back the tears It was me against the world I was sure that I'd win But the world fought back, punished me for my sins I felt so alone So insecure I blamed you instead, made sure I was heard And they tried to warn me Of my evil ways But I wouldn't hear what they had to say I was wrong Self destruction's got me again I was wrong I realize now that I was wrong And I think about my loves Well, I've had a few Well, I'm sorry that I hurt them Did I hurt you too? I took what I wanted Put my heart on the shelf But how can you love me when you don't love yourself? It was me against the world I was sure that I'd win The world fought back, punished me for my sins And they tried to warn me Of my evil ways But I couldn't hear what they had to say I was wrong Self destruction's got me again I was wrong I realize now that I was wrong I was wrong, yeah I was wro

Ty 2 All
1st i wanna say ty to everyone who added me to there list u guys rock 2 nd i wanna ty for everyone being so patient with me wile i learn the ropes of cheery tap. and finaly YOU GUYS R SOOO COOL TY STAY THAT WAY love your tabicat meow ,,,,,,,,,,,

I'm Glad You Did
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile.

I Am Consumed
Why is it that some people who find love, handle it with such carelessness? Some people search for love all their lives. When it is found, why put it down and forget about it, only to realize how much it meant when it is gone? When you find love, hold on to it, celebrate its feelings, drown in them every day, be consumed by them... I am consumed by you ( name ). I will never set aside my love. I will never look for it only when it is lost. I love you. I will show you and tell you every day.

Revealed: Israel Plans Nuclear Strike On Iran
COPY of Article from the London Times Jan 7, 2007 ISRAEL has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons. Two Israeli air force squadrons are training to blow up an Iranian facility using low-yield nuclear “bunker-busters”, according to several Israeli military sources. The attack would be the first with nuclear weapons since 1945, when the United States dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The Israeli weapons would each have a force equivalent to one-fifteenth of the Hiroshima bomb. Under the plans, conventional laser-guided bombs would open “tunnels” into the targets. “Mini-nukes” would then immediately be fired into a plant at Natanz, exploding deep underground to reduce the risk of radioactive fallout. “As soon as the green light is given, it will be one mission, one strike and the Iranian nuclear project will be demolished,” said one of the sources. The plans, disclosed to The Sunday Times last we

Becoming Your Chika
My joy is overflowing, you got down on your knee and have professed forever your special love for me. There was no hesitation, the moment I said “yes,” and gave life to the feelings I’m longing to express. I give myself completely, my heart belongs to you; I’m counting every moment until we say “I do.” You are the perfect person to compliment my life; there’ll be no brighter day than when I become your chika.

Your Slave
Where are you tonight my love? What is it that you do? It's true my heart is torn apart When I'm not with you What enchanted thoughts swim through your head? Are any of them of me? When, my dear, you go to bed Is it my face you see? Who is honoured with your presence now? And do they even care? The thought of you not being admired Fills me with despair Do they appreciate your loveliness? Do they marvel at your splendor? Do they love to hear your velvet voice? Do they adore your smile so tender? If they do not Then they all are fools and had you been with me Every day, my love, you'd be a queen because that's what you are to me I'm at your feet and I come with gifts my body, heart, and soul They're yours to do with as you please to command and to control I give myself with all my heart I'm yours for all of time Your slave, your king, your anything only say that you are mine

Lol... Better Too Early Than Too Late!
Well, I had in my mind that I needed to be in work at 6:45 tonight... and, instead... I'm not supposed to be here until 10:45. Oh, well. I am pinching pennies right now, so there is no use to go home for the time being. Besides, I can just work on personal stuff here just as easily as I can at home (although I don't have all my personal stuff here) since a lot of what I have to do is on a computer anyways. And, it is raining outside. No reason to fight the folks outdoors that are driving crazy in the scattered rain showers throughout Austin. In fact, in driving down the big hill on 2222, I had a truck that kept slamming on his brakes while coming down that hill. There wasn't any reason for him to do that and fortunately I was far enough behind him that I could gratiously brake on my blazer's brakes to warn the people behind me. Well, when my coworker and I were driving in the lot, I had realized the possible error and later confirmed up when I got into the off

I Can Have You
So often when I am embracing you, It seems that you exist in this world only because of me and I exist because of you. It's not easy to wander in this world and not lose one's way, but the greatest happiness of all is in giving joy to one's beloved. And if the king can have his throne, and if the bird can have his Spring nest, and God can have his heaven, then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!

Details On My Navy Career
Well I did it I am now going to Navy Bootcamp in chicago IL I will go next month on the 12th my job will be aviation boastmans mate fueler basically I pump fuel into navy jets I know there is more to it but This will be my first job while in the navy I will get a new job in two years time but in the mean time I will slowly work on my college and get my AA degree so please if you have any questions or comments feel free to post them here or email them to me well that's it see ya !!! --mp

I´m Numb
Today I was numb. I couldn´t cry at all. I could think about it, but I couldn´t feel. I went through her jewelry today. And I am wearing her slippers. It sounds weird to say that. I was just supposed to go on vacation. My family reunion. In the Florida Keys, no less. I was going to have so much fun. But every bit of fun I had was marred by one thing: worry and fear. I chose not to be there while it was happening. I can´t watch someone die. I just can´t. But I was there afterwards. And we made all the funeral arrangements and took care of her things, and held a memorial service. It was overwhelming. And now I am numb today. Maybe tomorrow will be different. Goodbye grandma.......

Love Is Like
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best.

Reason
Received this in my email and thought I would pass it along.... People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, becaus

Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words that then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, he decided to express his feelings, to keep her safe. He whispered softly, his words like music to her ears, "I Love You," and her response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I, love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray A lovers' pact the most likely to last

Who Can Answer This...
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

Life's Sweet Mystery
The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!

Happy New Year!!!
I know I have not been on here much, nor have I updated much. I have been under the weather for a bit, battling the insomnia and kid bugs. So here is a good update to my life. O.k. So, here's the start to my new year!!! Well, let's back up a bit, Christmas, it was wonderful. The girls got all they wanted and then some....lol. I got the Barbie that I had asked for...Yes, you read that right, a Barbie. I have gotten one every year for Christmas for as long as I can remember. You should see my collection!! New year was spent at home with the kids, playing my new addiction RYL. I have not been much of the partier in a while...lol. Now I am out trying to get a job....waiting to hear back from a tanning bed salon. The girls are doing great....Bre is starting a new program in school...it is directed towards girls to boost their self esteem and teach them healthy eating habits....she is really excited about it. Her grades are coming back up, the change in her meds se

Try Not To Cry
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

Bem Sex Role Inventory
Androgynous You scored 53 masculinity and 56 femininity! You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 25% on masculinityYou scored higher than 30% on femininity Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Twice Baked Potatoes
what you need: one bag of shreaded cheese one 16 oz sour cream one pound of bacon 4 large baking potatoes 1 onion(optional) put the potatoes in the microwave for 30 mins while waiting cut up the the bacon and onions into small pieces and fry them up when the potatoes are done, cut them in four sections..not going all the way through apply butter, place on a baking pan and bake in oven at 350 for 20 mins in a large bowl, mix the sour cream, the cheese, bacon and onions after the potatoes are done, put the sour cream mixture in each of them, and place back in oven til cheese is melted. Remove and serve!!! I can say it is the best!!!!! You can add or subtract the cheese bacon and onions....i like mine filled!!! you may also want to add in some ham....let me tell you ladies, your man will LOVE these!!!

1 Of My Favs. It's Close To Reality !!!
Paranoid by Black Sabbath Finished with my woman 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane Because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things But nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind If I don't find something to pacify Can you help me Occupy my brain? Oh yeah I need someone to show me The things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh And you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel And love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words Telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

I See The Pain
I Can See The Pain I still see your face in my dreams It hurts and it doesn't help at all I still want you in my life as crazy as that seems I want you to catch me when I fall I still remember the first time we met There was something so different about you Your friendship was something I wanted to get That smile when you said hi to me was so new Out of no where you called me on the phone I wanted to sit there and talk to you forever You were so new, so crazy and unknown I just knew that our friendship would never sever Two years and we are barely holding it together What happened to the way this all used to be I never wanted you out of my like ever I sat there for a long time pretending not to see We decided to go out and make it all all right It didn't work out of course we knew it couldn't We couldn't even really stand each others sight It shouldn't end this way but it did and I shouldn't I miss you and everything you were to me Ten years from now

If I Knew
>IF I KNEW > >If I knew it would be the last time >That I'd see you fall >asleep, >I would tuck you in more tightly >and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. > >If I knew it would be the last time >that I see you walk out the door, >I would give you a hug and kiss >and call you back for one more. > >If I knew it would be the last time >I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, >I would video tape each action and word, >so I could play them back day after day. > >If I knew it would be the last time, >I could spare an extra minute >to stop and say "I love you," >instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. > >If I knew it would be the last time >I would be there to share your day, >Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, >so I can let just this one slip away. > >For surely there's always tomorrow >to make up for an oversight, >and we always get a second chance >to make everything just right. > >There will always >be another day >to say "I love you," >And certa

I'm Glad Your In My Dash
I read of a woman who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. She referred to the dates on his tombstone from the beginning to end She noted that first came the day of his birth and spoke the following date with tears, but she said what mattered most of all was the dash between those years (1935-1999) for the dash represents all the time that we spend alive on earth.... and now only thoss that knew him, know what that little line is worth. It matters how much we own: the cars...the house...the cash, what matters is how we live and love and how we spend our dash. So think about this mu very dear friends, are there things you'd like to change? We never know how much dash is left, that can still be rearranged. If we just take a real good look to consider what's true and real, and always try to understand the way that other people feel And be less quick to get upset, and show appreciation more , and love the people in our lives, like we have never

Buckeyes!!!
You need: 1 16 oz jar of peanut butter 1 lb of confectionary sugar 2 bars of butter 1 lb bag of chocolate chips In a sauce pan melt the peanut butter and butter. Slowly mix in the con. sugar. Allow to cool and roll small golf size balls out of the peanut butter mixture. Set aside Slowly melt the cho. chips on low heat so it is not to burn. one by one dip the peanut butter balls in and cover. This is a fast dessert that will win over any peanut butter lover. You can also try using different types of chips like white choc. and different flavor ones as well. Happy eating!!

The Game
The game is something that is not to be taken lightly.. Everyone wants to play but not everyone can stand the heat.. Its a game of give and take or keeping your options open.. Also know as being the fall back person.. So here is alittle something I wrote in regards to this.. We met in the place where everything is game.. You take for what it is cause it really has no name.. You try not to get caught up in all the wonderful thoughts.. But dammit you fell and got caught up.. Now your sitting there waying your options to the left and then to the right.. You find yourself saying this shit just aint right.. So you decided not to play and remain that way.. Still thinking why does it always end up this way.. The game is hard to play if your to honest in everyway.. You put your heart in your hand and tell yourself that the person will understand.. To come to find out you leave your self open without a doubt.. So for 2007 I'm out.. for the taking.. I give my all and my attitude and that m

Dark
it's dark and lonely in this world filled with heartache and sorrow and with each passing moment we can only hope for a brighter tomorrow one filled with joy and laughter for it's the one thing we are all after days filled with love and nights filled with passion or have those thing truely gone out of fashion

My Love Test !
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doe

A Very Sad Day For A Redmex Family Member
Our King Phsyco2 (Daniel) Has lost his father today 1-6-2006 Please stop by and pay your respects and show him our love. This man means alot too me. Please show him some support. Thank you. physco2@ CherryTAP Shelia

Hello To All You Cherry Pickers !!!!..;)
Happy New Year to All of you here at Lost Cherry. http://rhemarodaw69.blogspot.com http://profiles.yahoo.com/rhemarodaw http://www.tagworld.com/rhemarodaw69/World/MyWeb.aspx http://www.myspace.com/rhemarodaw69

My Favorite Band
Calling themselves Da BoDeans, the original duo was Kurt Neumann (vocals & electric guitar) and Sam Llanas (vocals & acoustic guitar). In 1984 they teamed up with Guy Hoffman (drums). The trio quickly became a popular band on Milwaukee's East Side music scene. By the close of that year, Bob Griffin (bass), was brought into the group. In 1985 the quartet signed a contract with Slash/Warner Records and shortened their name to simply BoDeans. Under the guidance of producer T-Bone Burnett, they entered Hollywood's Sunset Sound Factory in October to record their first album. The critically acclaimed debut Love & Hope & Sex & Dreams was released in 1986. In January 1987, a Rolling Stone reader poll voted them Best New American Band. They have rotated through various musicians, including keyboardists Michael Ramos and Susan Julian, and drummers Rick Jeager, Kenny Aronoff, Rafael Gayol, Nick Kitsos, and most recently, Kevin Leahy. Their 1993 song "Closer to Free" was selected as the them

Hello
hi everybody! Happy New Year too! i ve not been around a lot lately--but just wanted you to know that i think about you. i want to thank you all for your holiday wishes and extend my hope that your holidays were happy as well. i ve been ill--and i woke up a little bit ago and thought id look at my mail--then i thought id pop in here and was cheered by all of your well wishes. and of course i knew (counted on actually)there would be something from my friend murt that would make me smile. and of course there was...thank you. thank you all and i wish you all health and happiness!

What Am I Supposed To Do???
Now, going off the notion that none of you know me personally let me explain the situation. My boyfriend and I got together in October and things were amazing, he came to visit me and we talked alot. It was going well and it was the first time since my ex in high school that I was allowing myself to fall for someone. We met Sept of 05 right when I first came to Macomb, (7 months later), we started talking/dating in April of 06, then in October 06 we were together, now Jan 07 we just broke up. Now, we broke up for a very good reason, we had a pregnancy scare (I was 12 days late) and he took it as an opportunity to joke and whatever. Then when I got really serious about it he got scared and ignored my phone calls. I broke up with him because of it. SO when he finally came around and everything was ok I didn't answer his calls. Now he sent me an email explaining himself and saying he sorry and all this (because i am not accepting his calls email is the only way he can get to me.) W

Storm
I wrote this poem for my boyfriends babygirl,best friend,soul mate,dog. It was 2years to the day today that she passed away. My boyfriend misses her so so much and found it hard to express his pain so I took his feelings and turned it into a poem! I found it very hard to write from someone elses point of view but I hope i did you proud baby! I am always here for you no matter whatever life brings! I promise! I will always do my best to turn your frown into a smile! I never met Storm but I feel like I did as as you and I know she played a huge part in bringing us together! Although she has passed on she still lives on! We feel her with us alot of the time. You me and Inca.We are the 3 legs of the tripod... One falls we all go down but Storm is there to pick us back up and guide us through!Keep her memory alive and she will never fade away! Thats why I always do things for you about Storm as I know what she means to you! She is a very special lady and I love her very much...My message to

Im New Here
My friend told me about this site and I thought I would check it out.... Im still looking at whats what! so Ill tell you a little about myself, my names Connie, Im divorced, have 2 children and I live in gahanna near columbus ohio I love music listen too all kinds, and going to the movies or renting a dvd and staying home, Im an avid reader. a genuinly nice woman... with a great personality and good sense of humor, wanting to talk to, and make new friends. and I wanted to say Hi :)

..poetic Sex..
..poetic sex.. poet don't you leave me now your tortures are so sensual and how poet don't you dare go i need your sexy poetry so rip off another smooth line binds me to your magnificent mind chains me to you in poetry tied to your philosophy bare me with your naked song knowing it won't take too long licking up your eloquence sucking on your oral innocence thrust your deepest causerie in slam your rock hard rhymin up into that G spot tone make the tempo faster, moan searing me with your satire quick branding me with your sharpest wit pierce me with your hot metaphor tattoo me one perfect word, i implore begging to suck your syllables tasting your ink aphrodisiac edibles climaxing your diction and meter within swallowing every precious drop of your... pen saturate me in your poetry, overdose drench me with your high-pressure prose i do patiently wait to sensually, mentally satiate...

1-6-07
Something I read recently that really struck a chord with me.....The Bathtub principle. A very basic principle which translates into 'let go' to gain inspiration. . . . sound familiar? Anyways, according to the article creative revelations come to most people when thier minds are involved in an unrelated activity. Mental fermenation, as they like to call it, or incubation. Although you aren't physically envolved in the problem, your brain is still working towards a solution. "They surmise that associative conections between ideas and imagination that already exist in the mind become weaker and are transformed by new information". . . . and so we experience sudden intuitive enlightenment. Almost forgot, to mention how the Bathtub principle came about. Legend has it that Greek mathematician, Archimedes, was stepping into his bathtub when the principle of fluid displacement came to him. Anyways, that was a little something I found interesting enough. xoxo

The Sacred Rac
an indian anthropologist, chandra thapar, made a study of foreign cultures which had customs similar to those of his native land. One culture in particular fascinated him because it reveres one animal as sacred, much as in india reveres the cow. The things he discovered might interest you. the tribe dr thapar studies id called the asu and is found on the american continent north of the tarahumara of mexico. though it seems to be a highly developed society of its tyoe, it has as overwhelming preoccupation with the care and feeding of the rac- an animal much like a bull in size, strength and temperment. in the asu tribe, it is almost a sociable obligation to own at least one if not more racs. anyone notpossessing at least one is held in low esteem by the community because he is too poor to maintain ine of these beasts properly. some members of the tribe to display their wealth and social prestige even own herds of racs. Unfortunately the rac breed is not very healthy and usua

Where Oh Where
im sorry but this isent an erotic tale you lust filled turds lol whats on my mind lately ..umm ive been having fucked up dreams about vampires ..gods in a lot of them to maybe im the chosen one maybe im the anti christ neither would surprise me you know most people dont believe in god and the devil .science is the new religion we,re all just rats in a cage seeking somthing.. fucking anything remind me im alive and talk to me through a window nothing changes nothing will shhh i hear a bell ding in the distance like an anciant indian war cry u cant kill my mind

A New Day!
This is the beginning Of a new day. God has given me this day To use as I will. I can waste it, Or use it for good. What I do today Is very important, Because I am exchanging A day of my life for it. When tomorrow comes, This day will be gone forever. Leaving something in it's place that I have traded for it. I want it to be gain, Not loss. . . Good, not evil. Success, not failure, In order that I shall not forget The price I paid for it.

You Are...
You Are... You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same. You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. You are wise... when you know the limits of your wisdom. You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. You are alive... when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake. You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. You are free... when you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others. You are honorable... when you find your honor is to honor others. You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give. You are humble... when you do not know how humble you are. You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. You are merciful... when

Cherry Tap
Hey there cherry tappers! Thank you all so much for all your comments on my pix and profile. I know theres alot of you out there questioning why I do not run this site myself, and the answer is this: I, along with the fellow models signed with my Co, Manson Family Productions have TONS of things going on to promote & run the websites, therefore I have hired trusted team members to run sites such as this for us. I visit this account as often as possible, and I get ALL of your amazing comments e-mailed to me from my team. Obviously, I'm in the adult industry to make money, and promoting my site/Co is pretty important and very time consuming. As most of you have been advised I run my myspace profile personally and try my damnest to reply to the overwhelming messages I get on there. I welcome you to join my myspace page www.myspace.com/madison_manson or look up my e-mail address madisonmanson@gmail.com if the myspace link doesn't work (like usual). I've noticed a couple of

Ok,this Had To Get Out,don't Like It To Bad.
I sit here and wonder do you even give a damn about me any more? I mean one day I'm your answer to all you pain and hurt feelings and then the next day you forget about me. What that hell is going on,ya,ya,don't give me that line that you been busy because you have time for others but not me, thought we were friends,hell I thought of you as more then just a friend. I thought of you as someone i could always trust and believe in. But now your acting like i'm dead to you. Earler this week I got asked about my writting if I was talking about hurting myself of killing myself,but I got asked by someone other then you.Which in a way I'm happy because it means that someone I've cared about for a very long time at least cares some what for me. But the point is it should have came from you. But the more I try to reach you the more you close yourself off to me,what the hell. So what if I was talking about hurting myself or killing myself in my writting, I doubt you'd give a damn. You know what,

Life
well, my ex fiance Nick and I split for good,even though I didn't want to. He told me I had to move on and have a better life. I wanted a better life with Nick, marriage and children. Sometimes I can see a little boy that looks exactly like Nick running around. Oh well. Maybe someday.......... Anyways, I do write poems about love and other things. They really don't have any sexual content in them. Most of them I wrote because Nick inspired me, he was my muse. FALLEN He alones knows my sins I have done wrong many times The things I've done are mistakes I had to learn the hard way Instead of embracing true love I threw it away like garbage Fearing the worst from my love I thoroughly pushed it away Crying now, tears of blood and pain I am dead, alone, and hollow When I had his love and affection I was alive, warm, and full of joy He knows I've tumbled from grace And now I struggle for my spot To be back in my grace, where I belong Having a heavy cross to

Generation Gap
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There was no radar, credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon. Your grandmother and I got married first-and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir' and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.' We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, go

I'm Really Confused Here And I Need A Helping Hand Can Some Help Me Out Here Pretty Plz!!!!!!!!!!!!
K ppls i need some help here i really really like this guy and i asked him a question and he hasn't answered me yet and it's starting to freak me out. and i'm starting to think that he doesn't wanna be with me at all. and like i said i really really like this guy. we have dated in the pass and the first time we kissed i went weak in the knees and i still get butterflies in my stomach everytime we talk on the phone or in person. I get really nervse and i don't know what to say to him sometimes. and i'm affraid that he wants nothing to do with me that he is just leading me on. and his parents can't stand me but i've dealt with that before and i can deal with it again. I love this guy with all my heart and i'm stuck in a rut and i can't get out and i need a hand here so plz HELP ME out here ppls. he means the world to me and if i follow my heart it confuses me even more. scared shitless here. and let me tell u his lil sis is cool i love her like she was a sis to me. i'm just not sure of w

What Kind Of S&m Person Are You
You scored as Playful. You are playful! Not really a rough person, you'd rather be more loving than harmful. But even though you're not as kinky as some people, you do have your fetishes. You're kind of an actor in the bedroom, using 'props' and playing your roles in those special scenes. Lights off, camera on, and action ;)Playful88%Submissive69%Dominator63%Violent38%What kind of S&M person are you?created with QuizFarm.com

The Rumors Of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated =)
guess whos back =) ok.. so im in arizona.. got the new apartment.. got most things unpacked. sorry i didnt post an update on my wherabouts after springfield illinois - once the van had been checked out and paid for ($600 =( ) we were on our way again - after a couple day delay.. but once on the road we made good time through the other states overall - it did turn a 3-4 day trip into nearly a week though.. but we were in no hurry really - it was sortof a vacation afterall. stopped off in amarillo texas for some ribs at Dyers ribs and then caught a cab to Grand Central Station - a local bar which is actually seven bars.. you can choose from country, country, salsa, or country - nah, jk.. it was a cool place overall - and i was after some chick at the karaoke bar. we got trashed - fun night. didnt really stop at a whole lot of other places along the way - just hotels.. i got a few videos on my phone from it all - but i also didnt film a whole lot.... well anyway - fun trip.. ex

What Kind Of S And M Person Are You?
You scored as Dominator. You are a dominator! You love to be the one in control. Having that extra edge in a relationship gives you the excitement that you desire. You have the charisma and the talent to be a Master to your slavE.Playful75%Dominator75%Violent38%Submissive13%What kind of S&M person are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Try It.
Sometimes...you have to run away...find solace, find solitude...and backtrack your steps...because it's easy to get lost. Calling a friend at 3am may not help. It may only add to the confusion...step back, find a secluded area...and think out loud...it's something you never thought of doing because you're an upstanding socialite with tons of friends to call, but...you're not perfect...and neither am I. Try it.

Daily Devotional
Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 6 "When we're through with this earth and all these problems, we don't have to come back. But as long as we're here we have a job to do and a purpose to fulfill and that means dealing with the circumstances around us." --Rolling Thunder, CHEROKEE We are put on the earth to participate in life. We have a beautiful mind, we have the ability to pray, we have the ability to change, we have the ability to accept, and we have choices. All things God created are constantly changing. This constant change causes our circumstances to change. Sometimes we say life is difficult. During these times we need to use our tools: the tools of prayer, and the tools of meditation. We are designed to change and live joyfully on this earth. The only requirement for living joyfully is to live according to the laws, principles and values given to us by the Creator. Great Spirit, give me Your courage today, and guide my footsteps. ***** 'THINK on T

Daily Feast
January 6 - Daily Feast Volume II What have we of life's beautiful things? A rainbow's shimmering hues when a shower has ended? A warm brown puppy in the sunlight? A mockingbird singing while a thin veil of clouds is drawn like misty curtains across the face of the moon; a playhouse where string is stretched from tree to tree to shut out invaders; children's laughter and the fluttering of bird wings in a tiny flowing stream? The best of beautiful things are still free. They are bits and pieces of joyful things that become part of us - a child in a field of daisies, a friendly hand, a smile, a whispered prayer. What are we that is not a fragment from a past happiness - a i yu quu -v hna i - to hi dv, a moment of peace? ~ When we see the changes of day and night, the sun, moon, and stars in the sky, and the changing seasons upon the earth.... Anyone must realize that it is the work of someone more powerful than man. ~ CHASED-BY-BEARS - SANTEE SIOUX "A Cherokee Feast of

Use It.
If a man follows every book he reads and uses more than 10% of his brain, does that make him an einstein? Who's smarter than you? No one is smarter than you. You have knowledge that no one else has. It's that small gap of fuzzy logic in your head or that moment when you say "I can't describe it"...that's special to you only. Thus, if you decide to use it for good, you will be rewarded. Use it.

Several Days Of Devotion
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler Tough-spirited, sensitive, poetic, Geronimo. Thousands could not subdue him, his freedom was too important and his life too entwined in the refuge of nature. But a time came when he wanted to surrender and live peaceably. He simply commented: "I have to die sometime, but even if the heavens were to fall on me I want to do what is right. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all children of God. God is listening to me. The sun, darkness, the winds are all listening to what we say." It is in our power to day, "I hear You, and I surrender." ~ I am going to try to live well and peaceably. ~ GERONIMO - APACHE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 4 "Our circle is timeless, flowing, it is a new life emerging from death-life winning out over death." --Lame Deer, LAKOTA When we look at the world in the manner which the Great Spir

Men And Women
Difference between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A

Friendship...
There is nothing... that can ever be compared or treasured to a friendship that is great and can never be measured. Meaning for friend... One who cares and will stick with you always... through good or bad, through sunshine or even on rainy days. A true friend will... smile and laugh with you during times you're glad... and is right there to console and embrace you when you're sad. Great friends are those... who can always trust one another... and will treat you as if you were their sister or brother. A funny thing... some friends are willing to even share things with other friends before they would with their parents or siblings! Friends will always... Respect one another and encourage, Give inspiration to help the other to improve with courage. Remember this... A TRUE friend will always do right by you. They would never intentionally harm or deceive you. My final word... there is nothing in life like a true friend. If true from the heart,

Devotions
December 26 - Daily Feast Early winter mornings have a special quality, a clarity where long thin shadows and ice crystals in emerald and topaz lie on the grasses. With the exception of a chortling blue jay there is little noise - as though everything bedded down last night and it reluctant to come out. A red tail hawk in search of breakfast rides the air currents far overhead where it can spot anything moving. It is strange that nature pays so little attention to what we think is beautiful in their domain - but it is equally strange that we are so oblivious to the supernatural that waits on us to recognize it. ~ The Great Spirit is our fathers, but the earth is our mother. She nourishes us, and what we put into the ground, she returns to us. ~ BEDAGI - WABANKI, 1900 'A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II' by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - December 26 "The way of knowledge is like our old way of hunting. You begin with a mere trai

Please Hope This Soldier Is Found Alieve
I don't know him well but my mom's bf who is on myspace.com got told by a woman that her son who is a soldier in Irag is MIA (Missing in Action) in Irag, she had received a call to inform her of that a couple days ago and lets give her family hope that her son will be found safe and alive which is very unlikely but hope that the season of miracles will find her son well and in good health even though it is very unlikey, but hope I will be wrong, but for the past couple of years this war has gotten very bad, and many men and women, and soldiers had been found dead or severely wounded, in my mind I give great respect for the women and men serving in Irag, and feel what they are doing is protecting us, but in my personal opinion I believe this war is a no win situation, and I give no respect what bush thinks is right cause this war is not worth losing the men and women we deeply care and give respect to and believe it is time for our men and women to come home and for this country to repa

Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like... Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!

Hot Linking, Ask First
There was a story on Digg that concerned hot linking and what the person done to stop people on myspace using his bandwith and image. Now usually its polite to ask if its ok to hot link to someones image or anything else they have online, because they may be paying for thier own hosting and once the traffic goes up, then they get charged. Well this happened to him, at first it was small and didn't dent the bandwith he was paying for, so he let it go. But then the hits jumped and he was starting to look at a big bill for the bandwith used. So he changed the image that everyone was hot linking to, and waited to see what happened. Lets just say it was a very nasty pic LOL. Now would i have done the same thing when a simple block line would have stopped them? Yes because its so funny to see what people would say when they realise that the image has changed. Yes its nasty to do, but it teaches people a lesson that its polite to ask first.

How To Make A Woman Happy
Oldie but a goodie and so TRUE How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT

Love Sux
i have the most perfect guy for me and he doesnt see me... i mean physically, but also its like he doesnt see how much i really care.... wat i would do for him, and how much shit i have gone through to be with him for the past FOUR years..... how can u go away from some one that u say u truly love.. i still cant see. its been three months, but i still cant see...he is losing me... slowly he is losing me... he will never find another girl like me, why cant he see?? god i dnt even kno wat else to say... execpt goodbye my love.... goodbye..

A Marine Goes To College
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeab ly shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like

This Sucks
was alone on christmas, another friend died in Iraq, and yet another relative died, to many deaths for one year for me to take, I am going insane in my own quiet little hell, I am finaly free of the women who has made my life hell for the last to years while she was out with her boyfriends I was single simply because the paper work was not done yet, I can say that is a highlight that I am still doing ok, she even had me served on the day I found out my brother was dieing, then she had me served again the day I went down to go get him, she pushed me for weeks after that once I was back to sign the papers, but I held out, and for the right to see my daughter it is going to cost me alot I dont even care to put the figures up but its not cheep, this state sucks, any other state would have me pay like 200 a mo. but here its over 400 and o its just frustrating, but any way my mom is always busy now since my brother died, my daughter is almost never in my life, but not by choice and I spend e

About Drumming
drumming and drums are my life i have been playing drums for 5 years and i am actually pretty good i play a variety of metal rock and other things but no country for me but my drum set is really big i have 8 cymbals , 5 toms, 2 snares a main snare and an effects snare , a double bass pedal, a cow-bell and a tambourine and thats about it for my drum set for now --shaun

Crossdressers With Samurai Swords
MMmmkay, just when I thought I'd seen it all, my friend Tracy links me to a profile of a dude who likes to dress like a chick and carry a samurai sword. Whatever happened to the good old days?

Have A Little Faith In Me
Have A Little Faith In Me Lyrics When the road gets dark And you can no longer see Let my love throw a spark And have a little faith in me When the tears you cry Are all you can believe Just give these loving arms a try, baby And have a little faith, faith in me CHORUS: Have a little faith in me Have a little faith in me Have a little faith in me Have a little faith, faith in me And when your secret heart Cannot speak so easily Come here baby From a whisper start To have a little faith in me And when your back's against the wall Just turn around and you will see i will catch your, i will catch your fall Just have a little faith, have faith in me Have a little faith in me Have a little faith in me Have a little faith in me Have a little faith, faith in me Well, I've been loving you for such a long long time Expecting nothing in return Just for you to have a little faith in me You see time, time is our friend 'Cause for us there is no e

What Signs Are Like In Bed
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as

Lyrics Of No One There By Sentenced
The axe, the bottle, and the rope The feeling there really is no more hope The thought of the great unknown And facing it alone The dark, the silent, and the cold The feeling I have come to the end of my road Yes these are the things I spend my remaining moments with And the wind blows through my heart Shivers me one last time As I now reach out in the dark No one there Why did it have to be so hard For us to live our lives Again I reach out in the dark in despair The desperation and the snow The feeling of finally coming back home The melancholy and the hole in the soil so hard and cold And the wind blows through my heart Shivers me one last time As I now reach out in the dark No one there Your love for me, my love for you Things we somehow managed to lose Now there's only the ruthless wind To blow right through It freezes my heart, my desperate heart To think we both will die alone And the wind blows through my heart

How I Will Die Quiz
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Poison87%Disappear80%Natural Causes67%Bomb60%Suicide60%Gunshot60%Disease53%Eaten47%Suffocated47%Stabbed27%Accident27%Cut Thr

Civil War: War Crimes(marvel Comics)
My most recently published work (released December 21 '06 this is a one shot which ties in with Marvel Comics big muti-part multi-title crossover Civil War. It focuses on the Marvel Universe' top organised crime boss, & I find myself re-united with the writer Frank Tieri & inker extrordinair Tom Palmer, both of whom I worked with on the mini-series Underworld earlier this year, & are stella guys of the first order. For obvious reasons I don't want to give too much away (you might not go out & buy it if you know how it ends),so check it out to see how even when he is locked up in jail, The Kingpin (Wilson Fisk to his friends..although he doesn't have too many of those) can control the lives of not only his fellow prisoners but the forces of the government (including S.H.I.E.L.D.) on the outside. Here's an interview I did with the BBC to promote the release, plus some artwork to whet your appetite...

How Vampyric Are You?
You scored as very vampyric. awesome you are a big vampire! if i were you i would find a vampire gathering soon so you don't go too crazyvery vampyric67%almost there but not quite33%how vampyric r u?created with QuizFarm.com

Misunderstood
Tied to the bed, screaming for someone, there is a guy in the room, he says calmly don't worry this will be fun, he touches your skin, and you began to cry, you stop screaming, and ask him why, he tells you he loves you, and the he is your master, he says you are beautiful, like a flower, he sits on your stomach, not with all his weight, he tells you hush and stop crying, and he will bring you food on a plate, you can't stop crying , so he strokes your cheek, his nice soft motion, turns you so weak, He wipes away your tears, and tell you don't be afraid, he isn't going to rape you, he just wants you as a maid, you scream never, so he leaves for a moment, he brings back tape and a knife, he says fine your my torment patient, he gives you time to change your mind, but your to scared you can't speak, he puts the tape across your mouth, and with the knife strokes your cheek, you start to cry again, and your body shakes, and inside, your bo

And Then We Kiss
Floating Green eyes, Glowing through the night, This creature has beauty, Just set out of present sight. This beauty creeps, From deep inside her, Shown through her words, Innocent Whispered voices; Please Sir. She will manipulate, Confuse your lonely soul, Make your mind tremble, And make her-self feel whole. Take from you, All of what she needs, Listens to you scream, As she begins to feed. You calm as she softens, That bite once so hard. Excepting those green eyes, Knocks down your guard. Wired to the bed, You are still in human form, As the moon sits high, Your flesh sits, Ripped and torn. You starting to transform, As the sun begins to rise, Your dying begins to show, In those cerulean eyes. Your veins run dry, And your bones turn to dust, Your heart begins to pound, You are striving for a bloody lust. It is your turn to feed, Upon your master, Whose blood will make you strong, C mon boy, drink faster. The sun begins to rise,

Beneth The Surface
Streaming hair so soft and blonde, Is too complete for a respond. Jaws are dropped with a gaze, From her eyes all ablazed. Wings that are so cotton white, Make perfect seem so perfectly right. Too pure for us to simply hold, Like shiny, flawless, heavy gold. Gliding stride so full and long, Such like a gracious love song. Lyrics you may simply see, May not be understood fully. Underneath those ice blue eyes, She has herself completely disguised. Far from perfect is she yet, As she creates her dark silhouette.

To My Baby Boi
One day there you were...in front of me just waiting to see what I would do. Was I going to give you my number or was I just going to be a friend who only wanted to hang out once in a while? You weren't really sure because at the time I was technically still with him even though we didn't act it and I didn't want to be. I gave you my number and then we talked for a lil bit. You began to hang around more. Spending more time with me, coming up with different excuses to come over to my house. Then we went out with the baby and had a fun time. After a few days of us just hanging out not really knowing what to expect or what we wanted, we decided it was time to give "us" a chance. Everyone in your family was cool with it, everyone but my uncle in my family hated it. Well they still do but who cares. You have been there for me through the hard parts and I know you are still going to be around when things get harder. When we first got together you asked me if I thought I could hand

Close At Heart
It doesn't matter where you are Or what you're doing As long as I'm on your mind At least once a day I will be happy Because even if we are miles apart We will always be close at heart It doesn't matter who you're with Or why you're with them As long as something reminds you of me Somewhere along the way You may be there I may be here But we will still be close at heart It doesn't matter how long you're gone Or when you're coming home As long as you let me know You're safe and doing well Because one day we'll be together But until then... We will just have to be close at heart

Dream Stalker
I see you in my nightmares, In my dream you are so real. I see your eyes glowing red, I'm numb, please get out of my head. I feel the chill of your touch, In my dream that seems so real. I see your wicked smile, My heart grows cold like steel. I feel the pain you carry, In my dream it feels so real. Leave your pain with me, Let me have that worry. I see you in my nightmares, In my dream you are so real. Step from the dark and take my hand, Embrace my light, my love, my flame.

Uncle
Our family hates me They all still like him Think I should still be with him But then there's you The one who seen it all Went through everything And totally support my decision You think I did the right thing No one else can see Just what an ass he can be You've always been the one behind me Or as I once said The only one that loves me.... To me you are the only one That is truely Part of my family The only one This is really My uncle

You Have...
You have her heart Be gentle with it It's more gentle than most And needs to be treated with care You have her trust Becareful not to lose it It's almost impossible to regain And very hard to get You have her mind Day and night You're the one she thinks of And always will You have her Dont hurt her Or you will have many problems And will be hated by many

Girlfriend Of The Devil
I take him by the hand, I'm turned from weak to evil, I'm now living with him in hell, i am the girlfriend of the devil, Red and black that's our colors, i can make anyone do a wrong, and when i do, it turns him on, my eyes turn red when I'm mad, hair wavy and an on fire, my title is, a liar, making anyone fall in my love strap, Turning them all into bad guys, I'm so tough, without dropping a tear i say my goodbyes, i kill and get power, i hold on the devil tight, and he holds on to me with all of his might, when i cry, my tears are blood, and my hair turns black, and i put on my hood, evil slaves, on my side, come on my slaves, let's ride, all the souls, in my ring, I'm the girlfriends devil, and I'm not afraid of anything..........

A Childs Death
Sometimes this job really sucks. Last night I witnessed something for the first time in my short career that I never want to see again. Not long after I got to the hospital for my shift (I am on call this weekend)I was called to the ER, when I got there, the ER doc told me we had an admission and also a pediatric code in progress. I went to the room with the pediatric code. The other ER doc and the pediatrician among many other people were already in there working on the child, so I stayed out of the way and watched. It was a 4 month old baby boy. He had already been intubated and they were doing chest compressions and other PALS procedures. Looking at his color I already knew things were not gonna turn out like we all wanted them to. Preliminary diagnosis is SIDS, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, that has no good reasoning and happens more than any are really aware of in everyday life. When the ER doc looked up and shook his head to the others and they all stopped, my heart lurch

Still Acclimating Here.
Basically this is my way of saying I'm still kinda new here,so I dinna know all the factions/rivalries,taboo subjects yet.So,please bear with me,and be patient with me.For my part,I promise to be respectful,kind,polite,and to dispense wisdom and/or belly laughs whenever possible.That,and musical knowledge,lol.

New Year
with a new year comes a new ring on this stump we call life. So yeah i just sorta lost a friend before the new year, which things didnt happen the way they did and if i could go back i would change things so it never happened but im not a time machine and im not lucky enough to have a CLICK remote so i guess i got to move on and just let things slide for a bit. I know me and her will be friends again before long, im an addictive person and once ive touched someones life they dont seem to like it when im not around doin what i do best, makin them smile when they need to the most so with this new year comes new wishes, new dreams and a new chance...lets all make the most of it

Do You Dream?
in the land between sleep and awake we all have thoughts of hidden desires.most are affraid to act on what we feel and pass it off as a radom thought.but in our subconcious are the things we desire the most.it could be freaky sex with your bestfriends wife or taking that vacation you've always wanted to that place no one talks about.have faith in yourself and take a chance and live your life to the limit..have no regrets and be happy..be yourself...not what others want you to be.

Why Dont Ppl Tlk
hey i was wonderin why ppl wont tlk 2 me granted like 12 ppl out of all of my friends tlk 2 me but its pointless 2 add somebody and not tlk 2 them hell friends is friends there aint no sense in ignoring ppl and being a stuck up asshole or bitch lol am i right yall who agrees with me?

A Texas Air Traffic Control Conversation:
A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC ! Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

Hit Man
Hit Man Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing, enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can s

Something Stupid
Questions on the Universe and the Meaning of Life... Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If Everyone Cared
If Everybody Cared By Nickelback From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive [Chorus:] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) [Chorus x2] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody

Family Time
Last nite was Family fun night for Me an my crew So we went to see one of Oklahoma's local wrestling orgs AACW my kids an niece had a blast they have some great young talent an some legends that pop in from time to time I got some pics some came came out great others are kinda blurry cause of movement but the pics are in the wrestling folder, My family had a blast an thats what counts quality family time.

Real Love
Love is often in the air True love is in the heart Love always comes together True love never falls apart Love ignores all the lies True love know the truth Love is the reason True love is the proof Love keeps you warm at night True love keeps you awake Love is real what you see True love is never ever fake Love was a child, so meek and so mild Love was a child who smiled. Love was a child who played with a toy train Love was a child who jumped in puddles in the rain. Love was a child who laughed and played. Love was a child God lovingly made. Love is a child that God now holds Love is a child who will never grow old. Love is a child we sorely miss Love is a child who Angels now kiss. Love is a child.

Adult Puns...
ADULT PUNS... Why is a joke like pussy? Neither is any good if you don't get it. **************************************************** What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! **************************************************** There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob. **************************************************** What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitutes for meat. **************************************************** Why do women prefer old gynecologists? They have shaky hands! **************************************************** What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M. **************************************************** A woman was determined to get her newly retired husband some attractive leisure clothes. She went into a men's clothing store and told the salesgirl, "I'm looking for something youthful, something wild in a men's pair of slacks.

Awesome Poem.....(not One Of Mine.)
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving, hot I just described what you are not ! I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face I love your smile, face and eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies ! I see your face when i am dreaming Thats why i always wake up screaming ! My love, you take my breath away What did you step in to smell that way ? My feelings for you have no words to tell Except for maybe ''GO TO HELL!!!'' What inspired this amorous rhyme ? Two parts vodka, one part lime !

This Kiss
This Kiss by Martini we stood in the doorway his hands on my waist the clock tickling loudly almost in haste he moved in closer his eyes locked in mine I long for his kiss For just a moment in time his lips meet mine and I feel the sensation no longer must I wait to give into the sweet temptation my knees go weak my palms become sweaty I go back to that place I have been so many times already the world disappears all that's left is him and I and as we pull away I feel as though I could fly

First Kiss
First Kiss by Gibs You leaned over and you kissed me I felt my knees go weak You leaned over and you kissed me I couldn't even speak You leaned over and you kissed me With a passion flowing free You leaned over and you kissed me Sparks flew that we could see You leaned over and you kissed me A touch so soft and tender You leaned over and you kissed me A kiss I would remember You leaned over and you kissed me I'm sure I kissed you back You leaned over and you kissed me With the fire no kiss should lack You leaned over and you kissed me You left me wanting more You leaned over and you kissed me My soul you did explore You leaned over and you kissed me My heart no longer full of pain You leaned over and you kissed me Darling, kiss me once again

Firearms Refresher Course
Firearms Refresher Course 1. An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Glock: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10.. The United States Constitution (c 1791. All Rights reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals. 15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety. 16. You don't sho

New Contest Plz.
Please vote I'll win Plantium Cherry or what ever i pick 10s comments more comments until i get the comments i need to what i want come on this ones be great. Please help me if u love me and know me plz. thanks all love rain.

The Calling
The fire is dancing tonight and the winds are talking Dancers from past lives enter the circle Leading me back and forth through the history of myself The mind searches as the spirit dances The drums...dancing to the heartbeat Memories of long ago insights to the future I hear the winds whispering my sweat lodge dreams I see Sungmanitu tanka (the wolf) my guide He shows me the ancestors, not mine They are not Lakota, or Tsalagi, or Iroquois But they are all Nations, one Nation Speaking with wisdom to share with each other Yesterdays create todays and promises of tomorrow The lies will die with the smoke And the whispers of the winds are clear and loud And we shall all see the return of the buffalo AHO

Help!!!!!!!!!!!
how would you feel if your life came crashing down all at once. To realize you aren't worth anything and that love is never going to be an option for you? If you know then welcome to my world. I'm only 18 and life has shown me what a cruel bitch it is and it hurts me to know that this is what I looked forward too since I was born. I've tried living in other places, I've tried dating, hell I was almost married in December. But life just gives people like me shit. Nothing to look forward too or anything, can I just end it or must I be like everyother tormented soul in the world wandering around helplessly without knowing what to do?

Ready For Love (to Harry)
Ready For Love by Ruth Kephart Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

Little Wolves Wish
Body: Four wolf pups lay by their Mother's side filling their Father's heart with pride There was one girl and three males who protected their little sister without fail Wolf pups love to run and play for that is little wolves' way ... but their Father they must obey they must heed what he has to say From the day they were born their Father had warned ... Stay away from man's farms for he means wolf harm That creature, the two legged one carries a stick called a gun he kills for sport and fun, if you see him, you must run! Then came the fateful day ... the four little wolves were at play with their friends, the cub bears Suddenly gun shots filled the air Little wolf quickly looked around his sister's small body was lying on the ground only her soft fur moved as a lone wind blew In his heart and by instinct he knew ... He watched as she drew her last breath her heart bravely embracing death ... Little wolf's yelps pierced the sky why did his only

Chocolate Is Better Than Sex (20 Reasons) Lol This Is Funny
1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

To Put It Simply, I Want You-to My Loverman
To Put It Simply, I Want You by Iloveit I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want yo

Surprised Me !
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko90%Very Kinky90%Average50%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100%A Sicko80%Average60%A WUSS !!30%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

This Was Sent 2 Me So I Am Re Posting It
date: No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends

This Is The " Valentine Application."
This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on cherry tap that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever...

Classic Comedy
Who's on first? Abbott & Costello Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. The Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as your on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if your the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I've net the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names. Costello: You mean funny names? Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean... Costello: His brother Daffy Abbott: Daffy Dean... Costello: And their French cousin. Abbott: French? Costello: Goofe' Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on secon

Valatines Day App
subject: This is the " Valentine Application." post date: 2007-01-07 10:27:17 views: 3 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on cherry tap that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out?

Morning Evening Afternoon Every Ones Needs To Laugh
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " BUYAGRA Injectib

New Years Is Just A Number
Why do people make such a big deal out of new years? It's just a different number every year, nothing more. People think "Oh this year is gonna be greater than the last" And maybe it is for some people... "SOME" But other ppl its shittier. To me, it all feels the same. No year feels better or worse than the last. All I need in my new year to survive is my friends, family and laughter. I just don't get it sometimes.

Please Watch Out!!!
Please be on the watch for this guy. I accepted a friend request from him many months ago. I have had to since block him because of rude and suggestive comments he has made to me. Even though he is blocked he has visited my page just about every night or early morning. I have contacted a bouncer and there is nothing more I can do. Since you are on my friends list I want to make you he does not become a problem for you as well. XO Amity yanks4ever@ CherryTAP

Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Herbal Kitchen
Below are a list of herbs commonly found in most homes, and their magickal uses. (Resources: Gerina Dunwich and Scott Cunningham's books.) African Violet-Used as a protection amulet and to promote spirituality in the home. It is burned as a traditional herbal incense of the Spring Equinox Sabbat. Allspice-Burned as an incense to attract money or luck. It is also used to promote healing. Aloe-A popular houseplant. Used for protection against evil influences and prevents household accidents. Angelica-One of the traditional ritual herbs of the Candlemas and Beltane Sabbats. Angelica is both a culinary and medicinal herb. Sprinkle around the house to ward off evil. Added to the bath, it removes curses or spells that may have been cast against you. Anise-The leaves are used for protection. The seeds are burned as a meditation incense. Filling a small pillowcase with anise seeds and sleeping on it will ensure that you have no nightmares. Basil-Brings wealth to those who car

Quitting Smoking
I finally realized that I need to quit smoking if I am going to watch my kids graduate, get married and have children. So 5 days ago I quit. It's the hardest thing I have ever done. Actually went thru some withdraws I believe, shakes, sweat and etc. The urge to smoke is relentless but each passing day it gets easier to deal with. How many of you smoker's wake up to a cigarette before you do anything else. Look at your nightstand bet there is an ashtray, box of death, radio and whatever else. Not to mention the 10.00/day I was paying to support my habit. SO with your support and prayers, I hope to rid myself of this affliction and start to improve my quality of life and get a chance to watch my kids grow up...

A Walk In The Park
WALKING THROUGH THE PARK ON A WARM PEACEFUL DAY. NO ONE AROUND AT THIS TIME EXCEPT ME. JUST A LITTLE WAYS DOWN FROM AROUND THE TREE I SEE BEAUTY THAT SEEMS TO BE A PART OF THE SCENERY. OUR MEETS AS ONE DOES TO THE MORNING LIGHT. WE WALK TOWARDS EACH OTHER......... YOUR HANDS INSTANTLY GRAB THE BACK OF MY NECK AND PULL ME TOWARDS YOU. YOUR LIPS UPON MINE SO DEVINE. UNBELIEVABLE THE SOLITUDE WE HAVE IN A PLACE WHERE THERE IS USUALLY MANY EYES! I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF, LEAVING IT TO CARRY WITH THE WIND. YOUR HAIR FLOWS UNTIL AGAINST A TREE WE REST. SLOWLY I UNDRESS YOU STOPPING AT THE PEEKING OF YOUR BREAST. SO SUTTLE, SO SOFT, AND NIPPLE SO HARD. YOU KISS ALL OVER ME. OH MY GOD! ROLLING BACK AND FORTH IN THE GRASS LIKE CHILDREN AT PLAY. ADRENALINE SO HIGH THE WORLD SEEMED TO FADE AWAY. EMPTINESS SURROUNDING US, AS WE ARE EACH OTHER'S FOCUS IN EVERYWAY. MY HANDS IN YOUR HAIR AND YOUR NAILS IN MY BACK. MOANS FROM THE BOTH OF US AS JUICES SECREET WITHIN OUR LAPS. " WHERE DID OUR CLOTHES GO?"

Love Romance
CHANGES Day in and day out people change. You start out one day just as you are then you feel the need to change something is missing or someone has felt you have changed . Then the real change begins.For instance lets take me and i will refer to you back and forth through this whole thing . I know I'm not perfect and I have changed more then once perhaps its adaption. I start out like Don Jaun Casanova and turn out to be Billy Bob Thorton. I feel im romantic and I do try very hard to be, cooking for someone,going places with them,spending time with them watching them sleep in your arms feeling their heat beat next to yours in one long song,rides or walks at sunset or on beaches ,Shopping yes thats right Im a guy that likes to shop so deal with it. But then I start to feel comfortable i guess you could call it. I kiss , and cuddle too much and I brgin to want more and more to the point i somther and suck the life out the peoples love for me. They get scared and start to feel preasur

Resolutions
Parents' Resolutions for the New Year No matter what's happened in the past, you can raise happy, confident, and responsible kids starting right now By Chick Moorman and Thomas Haller In 2007, I resolve not to teach my children to have a happy, productive life, but rather to help them choose a happy, productive day. I resolve to help my children appreciate that there is no such thing as failure, only temporary results that they can use as feedback to determine their next step. I resolve to fix problems rather than fix blame by maintaining a solution-seeking mindset and teaching my children a problem-solving process. I resolve to aid my children in their struggle with autonomy by creating a balance of power through a shared control style of parenting. I resolve to remember that I want children to behave in ways that reflect what THEY find unacceptable, not in ways that I, the parent, find unacceptable. I resolve to welcome interpersonal skill errors as learning exp

Men
Why cant a man love a woman for who she is? Why cant a woman love a man for he is? It really makes me wonder how can anyone really fall in love? Men and Women are soo picky its unreal. yes Im a big gurl and I love it. I however dont judge someone solely on their looks. To me that is being selfish and stupid. Why do men say they love big women but yet have all these lil hoes on their pages that show all their shit to everyone?? I mean come on now. dont even play that wit me. Im not stupid And women why do you always go for men that look good but dont want to treat u right? I mean ARe that damn stupid for real. Does it really matter. I mean I believe in if you have an attraction to someone then there should be no problem. But I guess no one has a heart anymore really..Cant I just find at least ONE man that will like me for me.if not then please dont even bother to write me ok

Untitled~one Of My Favorite Songs
I open my eyes I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light I can’t remember how I can’t remember why I’m lying here tonight And I can’t stand the pain And I can’t make it go away No I can’t stand the pain How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me Everybody’s screaming I try to make a sound but no one hears me I’m slipping off the edge I’m hanging by a thread I wanna start this over again So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered And I can’t explain what happened And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done No I can’t How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this life I just wanna scream How could this happen to me I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on As I’m fading away I’m sick of this li

Ben Dover And Gh0st Ct Wife Contest Rules
Okay We are going to keep it simple: 1. Comment bombing is allowed. 2. Please play fair. we want everyone to have fun with this. 3. Points will be awarded for comments then rate. Then if need be we will have a 2nd round if there is a tie. 4. U must have fun.. ;) Pls no fighting name calling or anything we just want to have fun. If not then we will close the contest down. 5. Submit any pix you want to. 6. contest will start Wed 12 @ noon EST. ;) 7. the contest will last 3 weeks so everyone can vote aas much as they want. ;) Remember no pressure because we luv u all ;oD We may adjust the rules as we go so pls keep an eye on these rule for changes.

What The Hell!!!????
Ok...I've been cruising the "new members" and in the last 30 minutes I have found at least 3 underage kids here. What the hell CT? I'm sure monitoring this kind of thing can't be easy, but I mean...I found this one profile where the girl had her age posted as 16 and her pic barely looks that old! Honestly...there should be a "report this user" link so that they can be evaluated faster. Kids, get the hell off of here, what are you thinking? Go play on myspace if you want to social network.

I Feared
I feared being alone... until I learned to like myself. I feared failure... until I realized that I only fail when I don't try. I feared success... until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. I feared peoples opinions... until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection... until I learned to have faith in myself. I feared pain... until I learned that it's necessary for growth. I feared the truth... until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life... until I experienced its beauty. I feared death... until I realized that it's not an end but a beginning. I feared my destiny... until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate... until I realized it was nothing more than ignorance. I feared love... until it touched my heart making the darkness fade into endless sunny days. I feared ridicule... until I learned to laugh at myself. I feared growing old.

Children Are The Future
Weather we realize it or not our children learn from watching us. Everything that we do they see everything we say they hear. Even when they act like they are not listening they hear us. That is the funny thing about kids we never know what they are actually hearing until it is to late sometimes, and then we wonder why they are growing up so fast. We as parents know are kids more than anyone else and they need to know that we are there for them no matter what and that they can come and talk to us know matter what. We need to be there for our children and love and nurture them and we need to be there best friends. We need to let the children of the world know that they can come to use no matter what there problem is. Even if we do not like what they are going to say we need to stay calm and talk to them. Do we really need to yell at our kids all the time every time they do something that we do not approve of? What are we teaching our children if we yell at them all the time?

Part Ii Of The Jamaica Days
continuation... the next day, i woke up by the phone ringing and mom on the other end telling me to get to breakfast whenever (since we had to walk to the restaurant like less than 100 ft from our part of the hotel). i didnt wake maria but since mom woke me up, my chances of sleeping again were very slim. on the way to the restaurant, i was wondering if i'd ever see my cuban boys again and as i walked to the restaurant, i realized i was. andy was the first one i saw and we hugged and he kissed my cheek and we small talked for a minute. the next one was dicksan and we did the same one, then luis carlos (by that time i was in the restaurant, within view of my mom who saw luis carlos hug, and kiss my cheek). "hi" i said as i walked up to the table. "i think he has a thing for you" mom said. "he kissed you and you should just be careful maria...i mean ace" "mom! he's the youngest of them! he's 22! plus, i saw all three of them and it was the same thing; i got kisses on

Pics
in the intrest of saving space on my friends list am am going to delete any one who does not have a pic posted. you don't even have to have a real pic of you just something beside that stupid and annoying stick head thing

We May Never Have All The Answers
Sometimes we go through things in life that we may not understand, or know why we have to go through them, But there are reasons for everything that happens in life. weather we will ever know why we have to go through them or not. The important thing is to live life to it's fullest and enjoy life while we can. Life is easy and fun sometimes and other times we need a friend to lean on cuz it is difficult and hard. But we can make it by keeping our heads held high and a smile on our face. And if we just look up and praise God for all the things that are good in our life and ask him to help and guide us and lead us the way he will show us the way we just have to believe in him and let him do his work in our life. He is the greatest friend we have and he will always be there for us when we need a friend in the middle of the night to call on. Our friends are sometimes the most important people in our lives and they are the ones that can influence us and change us. I am glad to know

Playa Or Not Playa
OK BLOG TIME THIS IS MY CONFESSIONS SO CALL ME USHER NOT. It apears to me that people think of me as a PLAYA well let see if I cant either prove I am or prove im not.I have friends most of them are female although i have slept with a few of them i have not slept with all of the female population or all of my female friends either. Confession #1. Have i ever cammed a person yes i have . Confession #2. Have i ever cammed more the one person at a time yes i have in a truth or dare room in yahoo chat years ago. Confession #3. Have i ever cheated on someone that i have been in an exclusive relationship not just an open or friends with benifits? No i have not cause i have had it done to me more then once and i dont like being hurt so i will not cheat. Cofession #4. Have i dated more then one girl at a time with out the other knowing? Yes however neither one of them and i were in a serious relationship together and we were both with the understanding that we could see other p

Poisonous Plants
Poisonous Plants: Common Indoor/Outdoor Plants that Most People Don't Know are Poisonous by http://www.sixwise.com/ Some of the most poisonous substances are those that are literally right under our noses -- plants in our homes and gardens. Most at risk are children -- who will taste plant leaves, berries and flowers out of curiosity -- and pets. Nearly 7 percent of poisonings in children under 6 are caused by poisonous plants, according to the National Capitol Poison Center, but adults, too, may unintentionally ingest a toxic plant. Below is a list of some of the most common plants you may find in your home (though the list is NOT comprehensive) or yard. If you identify a poison plant in your home, keep it safely out of reach of children and pets. In your yard, always be sure children and pets are supervised. And, always teach young children that they should never taste any plant, including berries and mushrooms, that they find. 1. Daffodil (Narcissus) Daffodils con

I Believe
I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take

Drying And Storing Herbs
Here are a few tips for storing your fresh herbs through next winter. Make sure you plant enough to do so! Herbs can be dried in the oven, microwave, flower press, or by hanging. Herbs can also be frozen for later use. For all methods, harvest your herbs in the morning, after the dew has dried on the leaves, or in the early evening. The highest concentration of flavor in the herbs usually occurs just before they flower. That is the best time to harvest them for drying. To gather seeds (such as caraway, fennel, dill, sesame, etc.) you can see the seed forming as the seed heads fade. Watch as the seeds turn green and pick the stalks just as the seeds start to turn brown. Waiting too long will cause them to fall off as they dry. Hang stalks upside down inside a brown paper bag, which is tied shut with the seed heads inside. The seeds will fall into the bag. Oven Drying: Set your oven at its lowest temperature. Arrange your herbs in a single layer on a wire rack

Conversation With God
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, " Ah, yes." "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your inven

Umm... Yep
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot63%Violent56%Exciting56%Soft44%Wet31%Sweet31%Awkward13%Shy13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

This Sucks
Last night I was out and over my friend house to once again spend time with someone I have very strong feelings. This time I knew how she felt about me and was very excited. Well guess what my bad luck came up and bit me in the ass again. My cousin called me and being the ass he is said some shit. Well instead of just telling Tara about it, I pulled my friend to the side and told her what my cousin said and that I was upset over it. Well this upset Tara and she left. Now she's pissed at me and is pushing me away. Saying what I did was childish, okay I agree but saying you arn't going to have a relationship with me because of this. Which is something small is not right. Only reason I didn't want to say anything in front of her is casue I didn't want her to think that all I wanted from her was just sex. Sorry but I care too much for her to think of that. Now I'm pissed at my cousin for ruing something that could have been great for me. I think I should just crawl in a hole and not come o

Ct Friends
I have joined this site back in November, and am glad I did. The other sites I have been on, the people on them are so artificial. At least here you guys do answer and reply to messages and such. I have made alot of friends here, and also some very special friends.(You know who you are). Once again thanks to everybody here for being so friendly.

What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Into My Heart
You tiptoed into my heart, I knew I loved you from the start, Your beautiful hands and face, A world of filigree and lace, Your smile,your voice,so sweet and dear, You filled my world with endless cheer, Your on my heart dear sweet one, You fill my world with endless fun, Togetherness each hug each kiss, Tis all of these I wouldn't miss, I love the time I tuck you in, The morning when our days begin, Dear sweet one you'll always be, The whole wide world and all to me, I'm thanksful for each hour we spend, And all the happiness you lend, It matters not when we're apart, You'll always live within my heart.

My Eyes
I stare to the madness, I see just my pain, it staring me back, drowning me in the sadness... My tears flow, blinding me, just for vain, for no reason, my mind falling to the emptiness... I stare in the mirror, once again, I see my eyes, I see mirrors of madness... I see demonic shadows, floating in the darkness, waiting me to fall a sleep, searching a moment of my weakness... Shadows of death, inside my head, this outstanding pain, in my brain... Flames of hellfire, in my eyes, smell of death, in my nose... Molten seas of hell, this demonic smell, someone is casting a dark spell, holding me in the hell...

Angelfish / Garbage
Angelfish was an alternative rock band from Scotland. The band was made up mostly of former members of the band Goodbye Mr. Mackenzie. Although Shirley Manson was not a very active member of the group, she is the best known of them, because the band helped launch her career as the vocalist for the band Garbage. Originally, she only played keyboards and did some back-up vocals, but was eventually given the role of lead vocals. The rest of the Angelfish—Martin Metcalfe, Fin Wilson and Derek Kelly—are now in the band Isa & the Filthy Tongues, whose debut album was released in May of 2006. Angelfish had a small hit with the single "Suffocate Me", which had caught the eye of producer Steve Marker when aired on MTV's 120 minutes in the early hours of the morning. Steve Marker was working on a project with Nirvana producer Butch Vig. Vig soon after asked Manson to join his project (the band Garbage) which led to Angelfish breaking up soon afterwards. Angelfish - Suffocate Me Angel

A Torrid Time With A Friend
Hi everybody. This was a very passionate time I shared with a special friend. Thought the rest of my friends would enjoy this too. I had her permission to post it. David 2:16:26 : I take a bite from your shoulder David 2:16:41 : you drown in my scent David 2:16:51 : and feel the warmth of my breath David 2:16:59 : you are soft to my lips David 2:17:05 : gentle David 2:17:12 : yet you feel my strength David 2:17:30 : I gaze at your beauty David 2:17:37 : and drink it in David 2:17:42 : as we kiss David 2:17:48 : our lips quiver David 2:17:56 : and our breath stutters David 2:18:11 : our eyes open slowly when our lips part David 2:18:17 : and then David 2:18:21 : you notice David 2:18:30 : my hardness against you David 2:18:47 : My hand traces your breast David 2:19:05 : and follows the opening of your neckline David 2:19:19 : you feel my large strong hand at your neck David 2:19:26 : and you

Just A Few Thoughts
The drama is getting out of hand again so let bring it back down to earth again. People are starting to forget that this is a website and not real life. On photo ripping: This is the public domain just like anywhere else on the internet. For anyone to complain about ripping photos is loosing site of the fact that you are the one putting your pictures out there. If BabyJesus took away ripping that wouldn't stop anything. All anuyone would have to do is right click and save. This way at least you get some sort of credit. Beyond that here are some solutions. 1. Make the folder private. They can't rip what they can't see. 2. Don't be a friend whore. If you add everyone then you can't complain when some random person rips your pic. Be a little more pick in choosing your frinds. 3. Block anyone you know that rips. 4. And here's an idea don't put PRIVATE shit on a PUBLIC site. On Salutes and Fakes: A salute is a personal choice. I don't think anyone has any

Words From Chief Joseph
let me be a free man,free to travel,free to stop,free to trade where i choose,free to choose my own teachers,free to follow the religion of my fathers,free to think and and talk and act for myself.i think we all should live by this the world would be a better place wado pastor cougarmoon

Something Funny For You All
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don’t suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ’did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ’did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever sinc

#3: People Who Run Other People Off Here
I'm sure there's a name for those people, but you know what really grinds my gears? Those people. The ones that break other people's hearts and run the broken hearted off here. Just **** it up for everyone, why don't you? I'm sure we all know someone that's been run off here at one time or another, or knows someone that knows someone that has. Or has been run off because of them. Seriously, if you must be a heartbreaker, do it somewhere else, k? Don't screw it up for the good people. When you run someone outta here because of what you did, a lot more people than you are affected. It includes the good friends, and the ones that want to get to know that person, and so on.

Haha
Today I learned what a "car service " actually was . I told my friend where to stay at here. Then I said.. My car was dirty.. so .. I'd clean it. Then my friend says.. oh.. will you take me to the car service? geeeeeeeez hehe I dunno if i'm ready for my friend to show up. I thought she meant rent a car.. lmao

1
I've always been afraid of things like spiders and bees But lately none of those things matter to me I was always worried that I'd have no friends But I've had many friendships, most of which have been dead ends So now I'm back where I started Fabricating a smile to appear lighthearted And you are the only one that knows me for real Without you around I can't feel If you die, I'll die too This is a true story of me without you

I Made It
WELL YALL I MADE IT THROUGH MY SURGURY BEEN PAINFUL AND I HAVE A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME BUT THANKS FOR ALL YALL PRAYERS AND I HOPE TO BE ON MORE AND MORE THE BETTER I GET JUST GOT ON LONG ENOUGH TO TELL YALL IM ALRIGHT AND I LOVE AND MISS YALL BUNCHES AND I HOPE TO CHAT TO YALL SOON STILL KEEP ME IN YALLS PRAYERS AND KEEP ON SENDING THE COMMENTS HOPE TO CHAT LATER ON LOVE YA STEPH

2
Here's a key, it's not to my heart It's to the house door, I guess that's a start I'm trying to trust you, I hope you understand Why it was so hard for me, to let you hold my hand Just as everyone else you know, I've had problems in the past With friends and relationships that just didn't last But even though they're all okay... I'm just not I may try to forgive, but they won't be forgot Someday I may treasure you enough like a special work of art And maybe you'll be the one to find the key to my heart

You Have My Thanks
Over the last couple of days I made a few bulletins about asking for some help in leveling up to #12 which btw I just did. I want to say thanks to those that took the time and made the effort on my part, you know who you are and I don't have to mention your names. You are valued and treasured friends. you've shown me that as friends you have the right stuff and that you were there when I needed you and you have my thanks for that. I was quite pleasantly surprised with those that responded, shows me you read the bulletins. I even had a few that weren't even on the list that helped out. So for all those that helped me once again thanks and many blessings to you all.

What Is Your Sexual Style?
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft94%Hot88%Violent81%Sweet63%Shy56%Exciting50%Wet25%Awkward19%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

On The Farm
Three bikers are traveling in the middle of nowhere & need a place to sleep. They stop at a farm & ask the owner if they can spend the night. The farmers says okay, but one has to sleep with the pigs, one has to sleep with the cows & the other has to sleep in a room with his 6 daughters. The next morning... The first biker says- "I feel like a pig, I slept with pigs all night" The second biker says- "I feel like a cow, I slept with cows all night" The third biker says- "I feel like a golfer. I've been in & out of 18 holes all night"

Plaid Dildo
A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up. A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it. A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it. A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it. The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30.

You Might Be A Diehard Harley Rider, If
You Might Be a Diehard Harley Rider, if: #1: You call your bike your woman #2: You treat it like it was your daughter #3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror #4: You ride it more often than your wife (Hey, it can happen) #5: You take it out to eat more than your wife #6: You race against another bike and he loses #7: You rev up your engine late at night and the neighbors start yelling #8: You out ran the police #9: You ride in a rally and everyone compliments you about how good you and your bike looks #10: You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying Harley gear off the infomercials and off the internet

Biker Definitions
Biker Definitions: Alaskan hooker = Frostitute Anteater = hungry uncle Anal sex = man in the moon Swap meet = What's done at an orgy Flathead = blow job with no gusto High jacking = hand job at 40,000 feet Hogwash = Miss Piggy's douche Quadrasexual = someone who will do anything for a quarter NASA = need another seven astronauts Fear = face everything and recover, fuck everything and run True happiness = seeing mother-in-law on milk carton Fuck off = two babes tied for first place in beauty contest Lap dog = Ugly old lady who gives head Herpes = name for a dog that won't heal Manicurist = someone who gives good hand jobs Tuna salad = pussy w/lettuce and tomato inside Perfect 10 = when she lies on her back she still has cleavage Gynecologist = deaf mute that reads lips

Old Married Bikers
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

~*~*~i've Changed My Settings~*~*~
just a heads up here: Who can send me private messages:Family Only! Who can send me shouts:Friends Only! Who can poke me (whistle):Friends Only! Who can poke me (laugh):Friends Only! Who can poke (get my attention):Friends Only! Who can send me Instant Messages:Friends Only! Who can leave PHOTO comments on me:Everyone Who can leave USER comments on me:Everyone Who can leave HTML USER comments on me:Family Only! Who can leave HTML PHOTO comments on me:Family Only! BulletinBoard on Homepage:ON with all the drama going on here im trying to keep from it as much as possible.so the majority of this is family and friends only niether picture folders are private.everyone can comment them and my page. i have no problem with that. its just, like i said, drama.:-/

Drunken Biker
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Hmmmmm
So Angel's blogs got me to thinking who is my personal Vanessa Mae & well I would have to say......two.....First & foremost the incredible Mr John Henry Bonham aka "Bonzo" It was always the hugest compliment to me when I was told by people at shows that I played just like him. Ringo Starr may have invented "Rock Drumming" & slighted John Bonham by once telling him "if I need a wall torn down I'll call you" but in my view what Ringo started Bonzo perfected. Now for a #2 that is second to none. I refer to none other than Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater. Someone I only DREAM of playing like. Lol

Hurt
This interesting subject came up...Well do some of you intentionally hurt others because u've been hurt by someone else? I try not too.. but dammit when you've been hit in the face with bullshit from someone else.. it kinda makes you wanna get revenge.. doesnt matter who it is... i kinda tend to feel like that... But i try not to hurt because its not fair... ugh...

Comment Bombing
If you are voting for someone in a contest, you can Comment bomb there pic like old times if you have the person thats hosting the contest or giveway added as a friend or if they have you added. Which makes it easier then hitting the spam trap. So if your voting for People that are in either the Platnium Cherry giveaway or in my Pimping Gift Giveaway please feel free to add me as a freind. Thanks Devil

My So-called Friends
No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends

Sexiest Cherry Contest Worth $25 Based On # Of Rates
Please stop by and leave me a rate on my pic in the sexiest cherry contest. I am trying to win the $25 towards a blast for my page and the babies and parents I represent. Winner is decided on the total # of rates and 2nd is decided on most comments. Please show some love...rating is so easy and fast....just a click...thanks so much and if you wont do it for me...do it for the babies and other parents...I am trying to spread the word. Ends 1-14-07 Just click the pic below and it will take you to where to rate and comment!

Money For Abuse
just watching this thing on the news bout woman and men getting money from 3-5,000 ot up to 50 thousand if they were sexually abused in residentian schools honestly i dont think money is a good way to solve the problem seems thats the way to go i think they should use the money to make sure this shit never happens to people anymore this lady got 5,000 cause she was harrased in school and they pinned her down and shaved her head really comeon surey im not in there shoes but is sueing everyone for there prblems really they was is money gonna stop the nightmares and imbarressment i think its bs but just my opinon

Female Survey
1. what color is your bra? black 2. Do you ever lie about your age? yes lol 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? bit of both 4. Do you prefer a blonde or brunette guy? not bothered 5. Are you currently single? nope 7. How many things in your past do you regret? none, never regret anything as you cant change it now anyway 8. Did you answer number six truthfully? if there was a number 6 id tell ya 9. Do you have a best friend? Yes 10. What do you want to be when you grow up? not sure something to do with music and media 12. Are You A Freak? hell yeah i am! :F 13. Do You Think Your Attractive? lol like im gonna answer that 14. Where do you shop to buy most of your clothes? Primark!! its proper cheap!!! 15. Who was the last person you hugged? erm either my mum or dad 16. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 17. Have you ever thought about suicide? yes 18. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't hav

I Need You're Help!!
i am trying to get a platnum cherry and i need 2,500 comments to get it. i have 353 so far please click on the photo below and comment bomb or at least leave me some love it would be greatly apperciated. thanks in advance.

Tribute
Tribute Here’s to the men of the red, white and blue; Whose patriot’s hearts burned high ... To the women who served us on land and on sea, Some even in the sky. I’d like to say, "Thank you, that we’ll never know The outcome if you had not gone," And to tell you, "I’ll never forget your deed, As long as my life lingers on." For, I was a child, when the great war came, And you just a dozen years more. Some of you fought on a distant beach. Some died on a foreign shore. I’d hate to forget those heroes of old, From the 'War to end all wars'. Korea, Vietnam, and Desert Storm Proved that men fight evermore. God, help us all when brave men say, "Not today. Let’s just wait and see." For, tyrants come in so many ways And I’ve heard of complacency. When integrity falls in the dust by the way, When conviction fails to command, When there’s no one to bugle or carry the flag, What will become of our land? So, here’s to the heroes and heroines true! Here’s to

Portrait
PORTRAIT A child draws the outline of a body. She draws what she can, But it is white all through, She cannot fill in what she knows is there. Within the unsupported line, she knows That life is missing; She has cut one background from another. Like a child, She turns to her mother. And you draw the heart Against the emptiness she has created. Louise Gluck

Valentine To Soldiers
Dear Soldier, Airman, Sailor, and Marine Though you be in a distant land Far from home and friends, You're thought of every second With prayers that never ends. We thank God for your dedication In answering freedom's call, For your courage unswerving To bring peace for one and all. We ask the heavenly Father To touch you with His grace, To meet your every need In that distant desert place. We ask Him to comfort you Bring peace within your heart, To renew you in the Spirit, His presence never to depart. So be ever assured in truth You're never totally alone, The Savior walks beside you And hears us here at home. The battle is the Lord's, Your armor is in Him, You shall be victorious A favored soldier among men. All our love....

The Apprentice
Yay the new season of The Apprentice is on tonight. I'm currently watching Grease: You're the One that I Want, it's pretty good too. The Apprentice is something that me, my dad, and brother always watch together. We order pizza and stuff so it is fun. Nice to do together. My mom watches too but only sometimes. I'm glad it is on Sunday nights because we close at 6 on Sunday so I will never have to worry about missing it. That's all I got I guess

Rainy Sunshine
why when sunflower suns bloom against blue backdrops dotted by bouquets of baby's breath does a sheet of water fall. no, a wall, a wall I can't walk through, only clearly observe the other side. and steam rises from the pavement and the humid air, so thick you can drink it, reeks of ozone. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Introduceing Myself
hello all and thank you all for the wonderful comments..... love to get to know yas all and who knows you may get to see some pretty awesome pictures smiles some of my family has and knows what i mean lol... any way fan me become a friend rape me...opsss rate me that is and i shall return the favor as well... Little about me i am married of 15 yrs... and we have 3 beautiful children my Hubby is a paramedic just graduated His is very awesome and kind.... i am interested in Law Enforcement always wanted to be a cop growing up but now i may not get to fulfill that dream... ihave not given up yet another dream i have is to be a actress/Model... but we shall see on that one as well .... i love to make people feel good in all areas lol.. i have been told i am a kind hearted person and great to hang out with i am 5'2 and wiegh about 137 started working out. and well my boobs seem to got bigger lol i am a 38 D-DD just depends lol i am also very submissive into the Ds lifestyle .... w

To America From God
America, this crew you chose, is the finest in the land, And if you'll pause a moment, I will share with you my plan. The message I delivered to the crew was very clear, "This flight goes straight to Heaven, fear not, for I am near." "My children I am with you, this trip is one I've planned, Yes....this trip is something special, it's one that God will man. Heaven's Great Space Center needs some special help up there. The Master has now summoned and is asking us to share." They quickly volunteered for this mission in the sky, Not a one was unprepared, not a one afraid to try. "You'll go swiftly to the Master, and that trail of smoke they'll see, Is the 'changing of the pilots,' for you're traveling on with me." "You must leave this famous shuttle that you're sitting in, behind, For the one I built that's waiting, is pure gold and silver lined, As you search the fields of Texas in hopes to find them there, Rest assured they're here beside Me and I hav

What Was I Thinking?
Hello again, I don't know what I am doing thinking that I can talk to someone that is dramatic. Let me explain a little. There is this guy, let's call him Bob. Well, Bob and I started talking, and well things got off to a good start, or so I thought. We are chatting on here and on the phone, hell I was even making plans to go out that way and see what it is all about. Well, yesterday things started going down hill. I told him that I am not an open book like I am sure he thought I was. Yes, I did tell him alot, but not everything. I have to keep somethings to myself. I told him that of course, and he told me that he thought that he knew what they were. I told him to guess, and well he didn't guess right. If he would have, I would have told him yes. Anyway, he told me that he was "crying." Of course, I didn't believe him. Hell I still don't. If you are that emotional, then I am confiscating your man card. I understand that it is a new time, and men are starting to get in touch with their

Boats
Boats We talk about change: moving forward, falling back into all the old habits, patterns, cycles of destruction and self-destruction. Every change I make someone, me, has made before. Our days are filled with decisions that a day can reverse. Mostly, we are unaware of the process. We will never be able to claim to have perfected the art of thinking before we act. These days, my decisions are increasingly conscious, and I relish every thought-out action – they are the anchor keeping my boat from drifting out to sea, into the darkness I can’t control, with no captain at the helm. Wisdom lurks in unlikely places. I grasp at every scrap I can reach. I stare into the blackest ocean depths, watch waves capsize so many vessels. I know the ocean is wild, fierce, an untamable beast at the mercy of the moon, but I take comfort in the anchor, and in me, finally the captain, finally at the ship’s helm. Still, I ca

Life
One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the next day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this,I will give you a life span of sixty years. " The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life You want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give bac

3 Things...
3 Things That Scare You: 1.: the thought of dying alone 2.: hospitals 3.: heights 3 Things That Make You Angry 1.: People who dont grow up 2.: People who make you do things you dont want to do 3.: People who think they're too good for you 3 Things That You Are Sorry About: 1.: When i hurt people when i didn't mean to 2.: That im such an asshole to my dad 3.: I dont stay in touch with my old friends as much as i should 3 Things That Disgust You: 1.: People who hurt people for no reason 2.: People that stab you in the back 3.: People who use people 3 Things That Surprise You 1.: Whenever I get a Distinction on my work 2.: People care what happens to me 3.: No matter what pub I go to in my village theres someone that knows me 3 Things You Are Confident About: 1.: 2.: 3.: 3 Things That Make You Cry 1.: When i dont get to talk to someone 2.: Not knowing when I'm having my operation 3.: Pain 3 Things That Make You Happy: 1.: Dustin 2.: My friend

Feel
When all is said and done At then end of every day Theres nothing I like better Then to talk to you. You carry me through The bad days Pick me up on the good ones Make me feel whole. The rain comes down And you are my shelter. I look up to you I am afraid of love But with you it comes so easy. I protect myself But give you my heart willingly You are the one I can feel it. I love you more than you can ever know.

Work.
So today at work was awesome. It was slow most of te day, then around 6 it got really busy. Like 10 orders non-stop. Stressful. After it slowed down a bit, at around 7, my manager asked if I was ready to go home. I told her I could stay, since I would be leaving at 8. She told me there were too many people working, and I was the first choice to leave early. Apparently I am doing a really good job for being there only 4 days. My managers all like me, which is a welcomed change. I bought 2 McFlurries and a Fudge sundae for $2.70. How pimp am I? Very pimp. Very. And my friend Karis and I are gonna hang out later tonight, or as soon as she gets to mi casa. So I'm about to leave then. Deuce.

Marine Knocks Out Professor
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "Wha

Electric Chair
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Hu

Untitled
Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide The time is nearing The calling of finality No matter how hard the fight There is no winner in this game The clouds roll in The mist rises up Keep trying to run Keep trying to hide Its all set in motion There is no place to hide Dark corners wont suffice It will find you on time Then the fight is lost Take it as you see fit But just let it win My time is up, I have given in Let the shadows descend Feeding upon despair

Cat Got Your Tongue
> this one is funny!! > > Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I > heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > > Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." > "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower > pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" > > But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks > me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only > take you a second." > > So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent > outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her > behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down > and stuck my head under sink to find the button. It is the last > action I remember performing. > > It struck without warning, and without any respect to my > circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into > its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who d

Talk Story Or Piss Up A Rope
I just dont get it, every one votes each other tens and then ask for friends request and then aquire them and then hardly speak again. It seem like most people vote profs. as tens as well as piccies. I need schooling on this or I have just lost the plot. So let's talk story

Baby Boy!
Baby Boy If Only U Knew The Things I Wuld Do 2 U Lookin At Ur Face May Start An Fire In Dis Special Place U'll B In My Mind U'll Stay In My Memories Baby Boy I Cant Wait Till One Day U'll Actually C C How U Got Me Baby Boy U Runnin Throught My Mind Givin Me Headaches Baby Boy Its Jus U Got My Heart Burning And Hurting Its Jus This Heartache....

Simple Bitch Vs. Real Bitch
"A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A sim

Urologists
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One...two.. .three... " --------------------------------------------------------------------------

Power Problem 010707
2007-01-07 20:35:20 hey everyone, we had a power problem with all the servers, it's coming back up now... stay tuned for more info. -mike ************************************************* Staying tuned -- are you??? I know that I had experienced a bit of a glich in the system and it came back up online. Hopefully, it'll stay up for a few to get more information! ;) Kat

My Husband And Son
My Husband is the love of my life. We have had our ups and downs. We have bben married for a year in Oct and we were apart on our ann. See he is Iraq and has been since Sept. Some of you may know him, he is also on here. I JUST NEED HIM TO KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM WITH EVERY PIECE OF ME. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. HIM AND OUR SON ARE THE ONLY REASON I LIVE. SO HONEY IF YOU READ THIS I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND YOU AND OUR SON ARE MY WORLD.

The Power Of Words!
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all of their might. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died. The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out. When he got out, the other frogs said, "Did you not hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time. This story teaches two lessons: 1. There is power of life and death in the tongue. An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift t

Power Problem 010707 (part Deaux)
2007-01-07 20:35:20 hey everyone, we had a power problem with all the servers, it's coming back up now... stay tuned for more info. -mike ************************************************* Staying tuned -- are you??? I know that I had experienced a bit of a glich in the system and it came back up online. Hopefully, it'll stay up for a few to get more information! ;) Kat ************************************************* 2007-01-07 20:35:20 hey everyone, we had a power problem with all the servers, it's coming back up now... stay tuned for more info. -mike ************************************************* My site went down again. :( Hopefully this will be up for good this time. Or, perhaps, they need to bring in some generators!?! Remaining to be stayed in tune for more information! :) Kat

Why God Created Childre,,,,
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fru

All In Who You Are....
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat)

Obedience
Obedience: is doing what you are told to do. Interesting enough it seems that many take this to mean that submissives are mindless robots who do everything they are told, all the time, without any thought for themselves. (blind obedience) This is not true. Being obedient, by no means, says that you can't think for yourself, question things or have negative feelings about things. When one speaks of obedience they do not mean blind obedience. Often though, you will see people discussing obedience and a submissive will say "I do what I am told all the time". What gets lost in a statement like that is the length of time the relationship has been in place, the level of trust the submissive has in the dominant, and the similarities in the couple's desires. As a relationship continues and the trust grows eventually a submissive will reach a point where they do everything they are told without question. This comes about because the submissive knows the Dominant will probabl

Getting Ready To Go!
This week is the AVN Convention and Awards Show in Las Vegas. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's the porn industry's annual get together and play time put on by Adult Video News magazine. I'm taking my cameras with me so you can all expect to see pics of whatever I can find to shoot after I return. I'll be attending with my studio partner and his photoshop assistant and we've rented an incredible place on the golf course next to the convention center. Take a look: http://tours3.vht.com/vt/STD/virtualtour.aspx?abc=dDwtMTc4NjM3NDgwODs7PqmarZQ/qAF9xc4IXVn2dRsyobqf&ListingID=1079930&Op=14&Scene=0&bhcp=1&NoBranding=1

Who's Paying Attention???
You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow. We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you. No man or woman is worth your tears. The only one who is, will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart. Hearts can break, but circles go on forever. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't . If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile ! It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone---but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. "If you judge people, you have no time to love them."- - Get Your Own

Alan Jackson -i'll Go On Loving You
When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

Berlin-take My Breath Away
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love Never hesitating to become the fated ones Turning and returning to some secret place to hide Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, and turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching every motion in this foolish lover's game Haunted by the notion somewhere there's a love in flames Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say Take my breath away My love, take my breath away

Introduce Yourself
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know.. 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. What is your favorite thing about me?

Just Got Married
I just got married are you happy for me? I just got married to loneliness and misery. I figured why not they never go away might as well make it official cuz I know it'll always be this way. I've tried to be happy I swear I have and when I did, misery laughed. It laughed and pointed, it nudged loneliness and said she thinks she can be happy?!? She's out of her head. She thinks she can get rid of us lets fix her once and for all they wrapped themselves around me like a giant barrier wall. Now no one will get close to her Ha she's all ours now and this is what replaced and kind of wedding vow. So no dress with I ever need no tux, no ring no dj, no band no one will sing It will just be us and for them that's fine I just wish my life could have been mine. A Desa Original

Dreammaker, Can You Make Me A Good Dream Tonight???
Yes, I have had many good dreams in my lifetime that leave me wanting to jump out of bed and racing for the bathroom to get dressed and ready to go, go, go and forge ahead to the glorious upcoming day. It is the bad dreams that stick in my mind for-ever. Why, exactly, is that?? When each of my relatives died, I dreamt about their death and knew even before I got a phone call or knock on the door -- my grandparents, my great grandmother, my uncle, and my cousin. Two weeks before my last husband died, I had a dream that, as we were sitting in Church and holding hands as we always did, he was drifting apart from me in the pews. Next, as I went looking for him, I went to the Cynthia Woods Pavillion Center and looked for him. Saw him for a bit, then he drifted further away from me. Then, we were in a performance theatre, and he was drifting further away from me. Next, we were in a huge stadium. I saw him way up in the bleachers, but as I walked towards him, he was drifting fu

Definition Of A True Friend
I'm not sure when it happened But I'm very glad it did... You came into my life when I really needed a friend. The more I get to know you The more I know myself. You and I are different... And in many ways the same. Your good ear, compassionate heart, will always find you fame... I promise to always be here, Forever and to the end. You are the true definition of a True Friend. | View Show | Create Your Own

Our Song
she strums the chords with her words heart takes to flight like a flock of birds she brings me into perfect tune I am drawn to be with her soon rythm of two souls in touch I need her more and so much she pulls us into harmony so perfect even the blind can see of our hearts beat she keeps the time she makes our music so sublime words that make this soul sing out she is the master musician without a doubt By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Best Cleavage Contest
Come on and rate me will return favor or buy ya something if i win just make sure i know who you are in a private message and i will gift ya... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=176858&i=1265952686

What Would Life Be...
What Would Life Be What would life be with out friends like thee I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like thee

Please Read This Is My Thoughts And Feeling As Of This Moment
i know i have a boyfriend and i absolutly love him more and more each day and every night we talk on the phone and everynight i think about him every day i feel like i love him more and more but i feel empty im very lonely in the fact of i know he loves me and wants to be with me and i love him for that i feel a void in my life that cant be filled i'm an empty shell and im very lonly and i just want to be held but that wont happen because it not wan to be held by anyone its wanting to be secure in my life wich no man can fill it has been 1 year and 6 months and no matter what will ever happen no one will fill the void and dispare of the love i had for her and they will never give me the support she gave me as if u dont know my sister died august first of 2005 and if u dont know i can safly say that she was my girlfriend before she was my sister me and her got our parents together so noone is confused shes a step sister and once again it is one am which is the time i start getting all

Attitude....
Attitude There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror,and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?" So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak

Off Duty Show Penis
Yes I have a large type horse cock and he needs regular excercise and since I am so busy smoking spliffs and lounging. I need a few durty durty little ladies to show me the rights and the ways and the rules of the wicked. Not a minute man and very very blessed,now that sometimes I just sit and admire...any hitnts,besides using righty they dont get along to well it's like a soured relationship they just do it for a release?

1/7/07 Daily Devotional
January 7 - Daily Feast To the Cherokee, the land is not dirt and stone and trees, it is a life-nourisher. The seed is more than a dormant embryo, it is life. The person is more than a human creature, he is spirit. It is never the worship of nature - but it is the love and adoration of that which set it all in motion, the Substance behind moisture, the sunlight, the rise and fall of the tides. Incredible things are happening right before our eyes, but most are looking for things to mourn and things to celebrate. Look behind the events. The rays of sun can damage - but the reason behind all these depths and heights heals and restores. ~ The sun is my father; the earth is my mother; on her bosom I will repose. ~ TECUMSEH - SHAWNEE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 7 "..when we become hollow bones there is no limit to what the Higher Powers can do in and through us in spiritual things."

My Ex Makes Life Miserable To See Mi Children? Help
What is some good solid advice?I order to see my children I have to leave my cell at home no outside contact no television, no drinking only cartoons on the telie. Then I get the piss taken out of me in order to spend precious moments with my two little children whom are 1/12 boy and 3 year old daughter. I feel that me being there hurts them because they always have to hear the anti-christ shouting orders and upsetting the children. it's like she is trying to punish me but truly it is affecting the children more and I dont want them to grow up in a abby normal relationship. Sometimes I feel like it would be better off if I was just to do them a great sad service and let them forget about thier birth father who loves and cares immensly for them. Hard topic. Plus the chic hits me and then she has a state trooper across the street....spooky. S.O.S. from a loving father who wants to do the right thing by his children but I dont want them to think that I have abandoneded them....Help any su

You Guys Have Been Full On
Thanks for welcoming me into you little community and may we all prosper and have a big safe dwi free 2007 some say I'm a dreamer but I know I'm not the only one. Cheers to all the Ripe Cherries...Your friend sensistar

How To Catch Your Man(lmao)
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Wou ld you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Dead Baby Found In Milford Trash Truck(full Story)
MILFORD- poice are probing death of a new born baby who was found in a BFI trash truck yesterday morning on Purchase Street. The gender of baby found by a BFI employee around 11:30 am during residentual trash pick up was not immediately available, and the cause of death is under investigation according to milford police the baby was believed to weigh 5-6 pounds.last night,police and the department of public works crews were gatherd at the DPW garage at 30 front st.And poice crime scene tape could be seen just inside the garage.A town source said the truck was brought to the front street garage to have the load sifted by investigaters. It is believed the body was placed in a trash can which was then dumped into the truck.It is not known how soon the body was discovered after being dumped in the truck. A Milford Reginal Medical Center spokesman said the hospital had no information about the case or the dead childs mother. This latest tragedy comes on the heels of several new borns that h

Stupid Girl
Artist: Garbage Lyrics Song: Stupid Girl Lyrics you pretend you're high pretend you're bored pretend you're anything just to be adored and what you need is what you get don't believe in fear don't believe in faith don't believe in anything that you can't break you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted what drives you on can drive you mad a million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had don't believe in love don't believe in hate don't believe in anything that you can't waste you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it don't believe in fear don't believe in pain don't believe in anyone that you can't tame you stupid girl you stupid girl all you had you wasted all you had you wasted you stupid girl you stupid girl can't believe you fake it can't believe you fake it you stupid girl

Fire
wow. 2nite was jus interesting. there was a FIRE. in my dads room. cuz he is retarted. he left sumthing on & it fell into the trash can & caught fire. I was downstairs in the dinningroom on the computer n i smelled sumthing. & we've had an outlet burn before, thats wat i thought it was. n the asshole was downstairs in the livingroom too. Well i start goin lookin everywhere for a hot outlet wall feel.. cuz everything looked smokey when i was in the kitchen. Well then u hear my mums feet pounding n then she screams down cuz me & him r tryn to figure out wat the smokes comin from.. n shes like "its ur fuckin room u asshole".. n he ran upstairs.. i go freak out lookin for an fire extingrisher n dont u kno we threw it out years bak cuz it was expired but in panic i didnt remember. & then im tryin to run water up.. & his room n the bathroom had the most smoke in it, so i immediately start coughin reall bad.. & my mum tells me to go start opening windows n get a fan out n shit like

What I Want In A Woman
..........this is what i want.......... to be loved a better life to feel safe with my lover to be the only one for you to know you won't ever hurt me you to be happy with me and who i am a little time to my self if i ask for it some one who knows what she wants all i really want is to feel loved and to know that you won't ever leave me for another man just b/c there cuter or have more money if ya can't except me for who i am then don't be with me plzzz don't hurt me like others have i don't want the pain of a broken heart any more....... alrite i've decided to add on and fix it up a lil cuz i'm finding it hard to find sum 1 i'm done being fucked with if u wanna date me fine but if u think your gonna date me and then cheat on me that just aint gonna happen i've been hurt enough to know whats going on so if thats you plan take your ass sum where eles cuz i won't allow it so b4 comeing to me make sure u know exactly what you want from me DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME OR A

House Sets 4 Day Work Week - Democrats Vow Is Already Broken
Democrats ran to expand the work week in the House to 5 days. But guess how long that lasted? Not even one week! "Culture Shock on Capitol Hill: House to Work 5 Days a Week" front-paged the WASHINGTON POST in December. Majority leader Steny Hoyer said members of the House will be expected in the Capitol for votes each week by 6:30 p.m. Monday and will finish their business about 2 p.m. Friday. Forget the minimum wage. Or outsourcing jobs overseas. The labor issue most on the minds of members of Congress yesterday was their own: They will have to work five days a week starting in January. But on the morning after the night before, on the first full week of the new congress, Hoyer has pulled back from his vow! A Hoyer press release boldly declares: "Monday, January 8, 2007: The House is not in session." The House is taking Monday 'off' this week, because of the championship football game between Ohio State and the University of Florida. And, of course, the following

Diamond Earrings And/or Platiumn Cherry
Ok Sweet Friends, you now have a choice...I need some help. Please let the bombing commence: Or I appreciate and love all who have helped. You are awesome...Just need some more! Give love and get love back..... Thanks all Hugs M'Lady Tina

Why Is It The Usa Must Change?
I do not debate the humanity of the illegals. I do not care what race, creed or color. I do not negate their hard work. I do not doubt their home countries are not providing what they need. I do object to their not obeying the laws. I do object to their demands for rights to which they are not entitled. I do believe they are guilty of conspiracy when they pay a "coyote" to bring them into this country. I do object to their rants claiming all who want them to follow the law are racists, bigots, etc. Why are they so adamant about the USA changing to conform to what they want, but did nothing to help their own countries change for their betterment? We cannot let one group disobey all of our laws, allow their offspring to claim citizenship, pay for medical help and criminal incarceration and all the needs that result from their illegal entry into this country. This country cannot absorb all the people who want a job and to better their lot. They will eventually have to do wh

My Craig's List Quandary: "like The Hair, Or Bare Down There?"
So far, since coming to Texas, I'm sad to say that I've been disappointed. I have yet to meet any of the CT Texans who promised to hang out with me since I moved from New York back in October. So, this morning, I tried something different. I went to the infamous craigslist.org site, visited the Dallas section, and browsed the Casual Encounters section there, just to see what I'd find. There were your average postings that were very obviously fake: the dead giveaway was a headline like "Soft and smooth Asian woman looking for a fling - w4m". Not that I know any Asian women, but I have yet to meet any horny ones in Dallas, especially with an obvious professional porn shot attached... and a link to a website. I used the community-moderated "flag as spam" feature and moved on. I eventually happened on a headline from January 5, called "Does everyone shave? - w4m - 28 (Richardson)". Opening the message, it said how she didn't find "shaved" men a turn-on; she liked the natural l

Random Myspace Survey.. I Had Fun With It.
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? Single, and always will be ;D 2) Are you happy with where you are? Fuck no 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? Nope, when it comes to relationships girls are just dumb... It's always about the material shit the person has to offer and how big their cock is... Fuck women... Fuck them in their stupid assholes 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? A few times, live, learn and grow hatred. 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? In my perfect world, no... In todays society... Shit sooner or later the slut will cheat on you, and for that reason you can use the whole faithfull thing against her, unless the cumdumpster gave you an STD then I fully belive domestic violence is acceptable. 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? It's amazing how you can care so much about a person and let them fuck you over continuously, sleeping with other guys, treating you like shit,

As Kimi's Life Once Again Spirals Outta Control:
Ok let's take stock of wtf is going on in Kimi's world these days: started a little over a wk ago with bruno.. knew something was wrong. had an idea of what it was, and today when my gf becky from work offered to take him to the vet for me for eval.. it was confirmed, hydrocephallus.. water on the brain.. his wailing and crying was a pain response. he would never get better, he would never have a "normal head" he would never be able to see properly he would never have a normal life, and he would always be in pain.... so.. we did what needed to be done.. in the end phoenix made the decision, it was hard, real hard on her but she knew she had to do it, and the vet was really really nice, didnt charge us, and even put him in a little box for boo to bury.. this is the end to a sad little life, and hopefully a beginning to no pain in the next if ya believe such a thing.. so we move on, go to work, got the shit scared out of me.. fefe said that the administrator had called and for me to b

The Difference Between Men And Women;-)
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argum

Time Management
So I figured something interesting out this weekend. When I sit and play the Legend of Zelda with minimal breaks I do a hell of a lot better than if I was to play and turn it off and go somewhere, then return. Yesterday from about 10:30 am to 10:30 pm I played and managed to finish two temples in one day and find some people that were lost. Now I know this game. It looks like the only thing left is Lake Hylia then Hyrule Castle, but that can't be it, because that would be too easy and I won't be happy at all. But yeah, next time you play a video game play it straight thru for hours. It works. =)

On Your Bookshelf!
Ok ladies I know we all have picked up one! So what self help books or relationship/dating books do you have on your book shelf? Don't lie because I know you have at least picked one up at one time. We all do it. I am sure I have a few on my shelf. Now if I have read them that is another story. LOL! So any favorites? One of my friends recently said I should pick up the book "He's just not that into you". She said it might explain some of the past idiots I have dated, pursued, and been in a relationship with. Now if there was just a handbook given to women at birth to explain why men act as they do would be great. Big Hugs, ~Nadya~

Accident Prone Princess :p
Maaan.... Im so accident prone... I even hurt myself whilst SLEEPING... grrrrr... Woke up wif a big nasty bump on the back of my head.. God only knoes how it got there coz I aint got no walls round my bed :P and I think I WOULD remember if I hit my head if the result is such... oh well... Hope this year sweeps away all your misfortunes n blow in some luck ur way.. Take care :) xox

Cut To Live
Well I’m alone and I cant see the end! Should I move forwards? I hurt yet to say I do just seems to real! It was I that did it! Yet it is I that burns! I cut to feel. I cut to live! Not to deep just enough to bleed! Not enough to die! Just enough to bleed! I watch the blood spread across my palm. It is warm! It is sticky! It feels real! I see my pain there in this small rivet of blood! I reach for the blade once more! Will I go to deep this time? Will I end the pain? Will I stop feeling this hurt if I do! Or will I just make new hurts! I cut slowly so I can saver the feel! I cut slow so I can see the blood come! I cut to feel, to see, to forget the numbness! I cut to live! I cut to deep! Now the blood wont stop! Now it all goes dark! But the pain dose go! And now I am free! ~The Wolf~

Old People Are Great!!!
This will warm your heart - just when you have lost faith in human > kindness. > > Someone who teaches at a middle school in Safety Harbor , Florida , > forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's > office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An elderly woman received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today. > > Dear Safety Harbor Middle School : > > God bless you for the beautiful radio that I won at your recent senior > citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor > Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away and I am all > alone now so it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless > you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. > > My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio. > > Before I received mine she would

A Tale Of 2 Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM:

Rough And Lovin' It...
rough and lovin' it... push me up against a wall. grind your hard cock into my ass. tell me in no uncertain terms i am your slut tonight. roughly grab at my luscious breasts. secretly delight me with your hard touch. throw me on the bed and rip off my clothes. tell me to get on my hands and knees. "suck my cock you little whore, don't forget to use that pretty little tongue on my balls" pull my hair and make me cry out. slurping hungrily on your dick like i'll never be able to again. shoot your load deep into my throat . make me milk you dry...not a drop spilt. push me on my back my legs spread wide. thrust your cock deep into my cunt. run your fingers forcefully over my swollen clit. make me writhe in sexual ecstasy. fuck me hard until i can scream no more. walk out the door zipping your pants as you go. leaving my cum and sweat covered body begging for more... dg

Consume More Vitamin –e For Bigger Babies
CONSUME MORE VITAMIN –E FOR BIGGER BABIES Pregnant women with higher levels of Vitamin-E in their blood are likely to give birth to bigger babies, says a study. Theresa O. School and colleagues at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey in Stratford followed 1,231 women and measured the plasma concentrations of alpha-tocopherol- one, a form of Vitamin-E, at week one and week 28 of their pregnancy. They found the women who had a higher level of the vitamin during the tests tended to have bigger children, reported news portal All Headline News. It's possible that Vitamin-E directly affects birth size by increasing blood flow and nutrients to the foetus, the researchers report in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. Although it's not clear that women should take any extra Vitamin-E beyond what's in standard prenatal multivitamins, scientists said a healthy diet is essential for the overall development of the foetus.(embryo in the uterus)

Taken The Plunge
Well I finally decided to take the plunge last week and invest some real money on online poker. I'm only playing the $3 1 table tournaments and very small blind open tables but so far I'm holding my own and slightly ahead. Feeling like crap today after staying up to 1am last nite trying to win a seat in next weekends free money tournament. Cost me nothing to enter, along with 9999 others, and after 4.5 hours I busted out just after 1am in the morning. Made a dumb call just before 1am and went out on a hand where I would have taken the chip lead but my trip 3's lost out to hitting a flush on the turn. Still finishing 58th out of 10000 gives me some confidence. Now I just need to get through today with this damn flu and tiredness.

True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you b

Time Apart
Well Today my hubby left for his 6 month deployment. Sucks but it's his job. So now I get to be a single mother for the next 6 months. Now I have done it before, and can only hope it will get easier each time, yet this time I feel like it will be just the opposite. Mainly because Im preg. and Tired ALL THE TIME! atleast when he is here, I would get breaks, but not now! 180 days to go!!!!

I Almost Forgot.
Reach across the bed Search for warmth I find you, pull you close to me Skin on skin, legs entwined I kiss your shoulders run my hands up and down your sides I want to tell you what's in my head my heart my dreams.. I say "I am so happy you are here." Then I feel it that rip that burn that sick reminder: I am alone In that second I want to Scream Cry Beg. FUCK. What made me think you would be here anyway?

Stop Drinking An Driving
id like everyone in north america canada in general too stop drinking in driving my sister was in a car accident saturday night where she could of been killed i am very lucky too have her as a sister an her too be alive she is laying in the hospital with a broken ankle a broken pelvis an a broken rist an a few lost teeth i would hope that gets threw your head that you shouldnt fucking drink and drive if you do your a fucking idiot

Hmmmm
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Labret Piercing100%Tongue Piercing90%Nipples90%Lip Piercing80%Dirty Piercings80%Cartilage Piercing60%Belly Button Piercing50%Earlobe Piercing40%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Oblivion's Misstress
The shadows caress my lost soul into the oblivion of the void… But all is not lost when you see HER… standing watch over the void that is hers and hers alone. She beckons me forward and I comply as not to would anger her. I step forward through the mist of the lost… She has a sweet smell that I can not place as I seem to lose more of myself with each step I take. It must be amazing? If only I could remember what that is! I wish to know who she is??? And why she wish’s me closer??? She whisper’s sweet thing’s to me. Thing’s I do not understand yet must here! Why is this so? I am with her now and she truly is sweet… she want’s thing’s of me that I do not understand! Yet everything she asks of me I give her! I see the truth through the mist in my mind… I am HER’S now and forever! I must do all she asks of me. And I do, as I do wish to do all she asks of me. I see the end of my journey coming now, I am home, I am happy, yet at peace. I am ready to go now for this is so

My Babys A Big Girl Now
My 2 year old is now a big girl finaly she is potty trained. She went to big gril underware on Tuesday and its been like 5 days with 2 misses and this morning she woke up dry and went and pottied first thing. Is great but a little sad too.

An Impatient Letter From God
My Dad sent this to me prior to Christmas. I meant to post it a month ago, but it's so well written, I thought it would be worth reading anyway. by Bo Lozoff Bo wrote the following article for the Human Kindness Foundation newsletter at Christmas-time, 1989. It was then included in his 1990 book Just Another Spiritual Book. Since then, the essay has been widely circulated, though almost always unaccredited. Radio commentator Paul Harvey included the piece in his radio program on two occasions, apparently receiving a deluge of calls, mail, and faxes (we hope mostly positive). Now this piece can be found at numerous websites, often edited, and usually listed as, "author unknown." The following is the original letter. Date: Eternity From: GOD To: My Children on Earth re: Idiotic religious rivalries My Dear Children (and believe me, that's all of you), I consider myself a pretty patient Guy. I mean, look at the Grand Canyon. It took millions of years to get it right. And how a

Biker Dog
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that he choked on it, sir."

Just Make Me Feel Alive.
I'm feeling awful but all alone. Just missing someone I don't even know but untill I find her I'll wait patiently just feeling nothing inside of me. And where are you baby, where can you be? Why aren't you here loving me, cause I want to kiss you and make you feel right I want to lay with you all through the night. I want to feel Passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh or come make me cry. Just make me feel alive. And so I'll wait for that glorious day when the one I dream of comes my way. And when our lips touch so tenderly I'll feel that something inside of me. I want to feel Passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh or come make me cry. Just make me feel alive. Lyrics written by Joey Lauren Adams and Lifted from "Chasing Amy"

Today's The Day!
YEP! today is the day that i go and take the ASVAB! ACK! im nevous! david cant get off work early to go with me and i was really hoping he could. Oh well. Wish me luck! i'm so scared! i hate taking tests. I will probably get on tonight after i get back and post what I made. or I will be too upset to even do a damn thing. we will see. Have a great day!

Contests?
I've been on CT for a month but the contest format is still confusing to me. Why does one person get more votes than another? Why does some one get to vote more than once in a contest? I can't vote but once in an election... Can I? The idea of any contest is to find a winner based on the majority rules concept right? Well if people are voting hundreds of times how can that be considered a majority? Just to clarify something; no I have not been in a contest, I will not enter a contest (especially under these rules), nor will I ever hold a contest. To make this simple: "A contest that allows multiple votes is not a contest but a test to see who has the most time on there hands." For those who read this; Yes I'm bitching, and no I don't believe anyone gives a damn what I think. I feel better getting it off my chest regardless. Eddy

Lonely Biker
A biker has been in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town. He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house." "But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have a settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best." "No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

School
School starts today so that means a lot less time to spend on CT. Damn. I hate that but it's my last semester before I get my degree. I think I can suffer through it. I'll keep up with things as best I can. Take care and wish me luck. Eddy

Flea Rides
There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there. The second flea was sniffling, sneezing and really sick. The first flea asks him why he is so sick. The second flea says, "I caught a ride in a biker's mustache on the way here. It was freezing, sleeting and snowing." The first flea say, "Next year, do what I do. I go to a college dorm, crawl up the leg of a beautiful woman and catch a ride in her hair." So next year the first flea again arrives early. The second flea arrives later and he is sick again - this year even worse. The first flea asks, "Why didn't you try what I told you to do last year?" The second flea says, "I DID - I crawled up a beautiful woman's leg and was quietly waiting in her hair. The next thing I know, I was riding down the road in a biker's mustache again.

The Imperial Presidency 2.0 - Bush Thinks He Is A King And Is Above All Laws.
The Imperial Presidency 2.0 (The New York Times) 07 Jan 2007 Also last month, Mr. Bush issued another of his infamous "presidential signing statements," which he has used scores of times to make clear he does not intend to respect the requirements of a particular law — in this case a little-noticed Postal Service bill. The statement suggested that Mr. Bush does not believe the government must obtain a court order before opening Americans’ first-class mail... The law is clear on this. A warrant is required to open Americans’ mail under a statute that was passed to stop just this sort of abuse using just this sort of pretext. But then again, the law is also clear on the need to obtain a warrant before intercepting Americans’ telephone calls and e-mail. Mr. Bush began openly defying that law after Sept. 11, 2001, authorizing the National Security Agency to eavesdrop without a court order on calls and e-mail between the United States and other countries. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01

Smart Ass
A Honda owner is riding along with a Harley owner as his passenger when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Harley owner if he doesn't mind stepping off of the bike to check the lights while he tests them. The Harley owner steps off and stands in front of the Honda. The Honda rider turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Harley owner responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."

Thank You For The Help W/the Diamond Ears
Thanks for the help w/the diamond ears, I have decided to give them to a very special lady who has been having a hard time and needed something good to happen......she is a wonderful person, she gives of herself to her friends and family unconditionally...For those in still in the diamond ears contest, i will be coming by to bomb you.........For those special ladies that helped.....I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU ALL ROCK! Now my goal is to get the Platiumn Cherry! Here is the link: Once Again, Thanks Girls, YOU ROCK!

Have'n Fun
This biker went to a store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes. However, when he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So the biker went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket. So the biker called the cop a pencil-necked Nazi. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So then the biker called the cop a piece of horseshit. The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the cars windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes and the more the biker abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote. Of course, the biker didn't care. His motorcycle was parked around the corner.

The Eyes Of A Tragedy...
threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i see through it all and see you. so i threw you the obvious to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy. oh well. apparently nothing. you don't see me. you don't see me at all.

New Pet
ok so i have a problem not really a problem but an opinion. i got a ferret last night (a boy) and i need some name ideas. here is what i came up with som far. bailey cisco coco jinx felix mj podo pogo pumba snoopy stoney simba tango tito tipsey aries bandit jj maui ringo zeus zorro pooka let me know your top choices (leave me a comment or message) and if you have any other names feel free to add them

The Gazebo A Warning To All Gamers
Let us cast our minds back to the early days of fantasy role-playing... In the early '70s, Ed Whitechurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson, a veritable giant of a man. This story is essentially true: I knew both Ed and Eric, and neither denies it (although Eric, for reasons that will become apparent, never repeats it). The gist of it is that Eric... well, you need a bit more about Eric. Eric comes quite close to being a computer. When he games, he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimum solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise in all respects a superior gamer, and I've spent many happy hours competing with and against him, as long as he is given enough time. So... Eric was playing a neutral paladin (Why should only lawful, good religions get to have holy warriors? was the rationale) in Ed's game. He even had a holy sword, which fought well and did all

Shoutbox Chat
I just want 2 let ya know that I'm sorry if I don't answer your shoutbox chat comments, but I leave my Cherry window open while multi tasking. I'm a webmistress so I'm on and off line all day working on one thing or another. So please don't take it personly if I don't reply!!!!! Deep Wet Kisses Rachel xoxx

Best Cleavage Contest
I am enetered into a best cleavage contest...My my muscles are cleavage..Comment bombing allowed..Come on and go bomb me... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=176858&i=1566321860 right click copy and paste...and please repost...

Unnamed
I might not be cute, & really not pretty. I know Im not funny, nor clever & witty. But I am just me & I dont want your pity. My life's just a mess & my past is quite gritty. But all that I ask, Is just dont treat me shitty.

The Girl
The Girl We've never met, but you're on my mind. I think about you, all of the time. I know that it's wrong, & I really shouldn't. I tried to stop, but I just couldn't I'd like to think, you think of me too. Even though I know, I can never have you. Across the country, is where you are. I really wish, you weren't so far.

Froze To Death!! Oops Wrong Hiding Spot!!
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" a

Shootin Some Pigeons (clay Pigeons!)
While my Girlfriend and I were visiting her family for x-mas and New Years, we had the opportunity to go out and shoot some hand-thrown clays with her father and some of her friends. This is definitely a good way to have fun on the cheap! I picked up a (re-usable) hand-thrower for about 5-10 bucks, a box of 11 shells cost 16 bucks, and the clays cost 12 bucks for 180 (we only used 90 of them). We all really had a blast, and managed to break all 90 clays from one box in 2 "rounds" (yes we went scavenging for the the unbroken ones :) I really suggest that everyone get out and do this. a light (I like winchester universal) 12 gauge load should not kick so much to offend anyone, and if it does, a simple recoil pad or shoulder cover should definitely tame it to reasonable levels. This is so much more affordable (and fun!) than going to a gun range, since the targets are moving AND they break up into tiny pieces when you hit them! The only hard part was getting the clays to release from

Dear Diary, Love Monica
Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited! Just got a job as an intern at the White House.... and I don't know a thing about medicine. Don't even know what my duties are yet, but I hope it's a "hands on" position. Entry 2 Dear Diary, You won't believe this! I snuck into the Oval Office when no one was looking. But then I dropped one of my contacts. So, I got down on my hands and knees and was looking for it when -- guess what -- the president walked in. He said, "You must be the new intern." That man is psychic! I hope he likes me. Entry 3 Dear Diary, I think the president likes me. Today he dropped his contacts on the rug and asked me to find them. Entry 4 Dear Diary, He really likes me. Entry 5 Dear Diary, I have been sent to the stupid Pentagon to work. It is such a drag. Like they're going to put me in charge of heat-seeking missiles or something. But I still talk to my Bubba-cakes on the phone. He calls me "1-900" Monica." (That means he thinks I'm one in nine hundr

Going Through Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What May I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well over The customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes Perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not Lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous Little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to Date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said "Go ahead, Father." N

Texas Sex
Texas Sex Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatting during their weekly baths, when as all men do, their conversation eventually turned to sex and their favorite sex positions. Joe boastfully remarked, "I think I enjoy the 'Rodeo Position' the best." "I don't think I've ever heard of that one. What the heck is it?" asked Ben. "Yer sayin' that all these years ya never heard of Rodeo Position? Well, it's where y'all get yer wife down on all fours and ya mount her from behind. Then ya reach around and cup each one of her boobs in yer hands and whisper in her ear... 'BOY THESE FEEL JUST LIKE YER SISTER'S!' Then ya just try to stay on her for 8 seconds."

The Bar Story
The Bar Story This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no pr

Teaching Good Manners Lol
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you 'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself

Arkansas
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arky said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his e

Calorie-burning Activities
Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise. Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75 Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100 Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150 Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50 Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25 Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250 Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500 Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50 Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75 Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350 Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650

Mommy Don't Cy..must Read
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

Mommy, Please Don't Cry... From A Bullitin
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,