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Fubar Wishlist - Post Your Suggestions Here!
Please post your suggestions and feedback here. This is not a support blog. Please be constructive or your comment will be deleted. Thanks -feature requests-gift ideas-feature enhancements-crazy ideas you think are cool

New Ideas For Features Or Enhancements?
in the early days of fubar everyone knew to come to me with any new ideas for features on the site... but lately, not many people have! 99% of everything we've ever done on the site was triggered by a member bringing it to our attention... so lets keep that tradition alive! so, feel free to lay any ideas for features or for enhancements on me, here, in this blog. you can also private message me if you're shy or don't want anyone else to know! :-) please no tech support questions or bitching about policies, you'll be donkey punched. thanks!

Day 3 For Misift
Yesterday after telling Misfit in the MuMMs I would post my underwear choices for her every AM she made it perfectly clear she was tired of being promised these things and not having it delivered. so ..... here we go 7 days for Misift Monday Tuesday changed as per Misfits specifications Wed had to do Thursday now its just so damn sexy and stuff Friday Saturday is laundry day ... shrug

Daily Happyhour Giveaway!
I want to try something new. How about a simple little contest where I give away a happyhour each day, for free? Sounds like a great idea to me! :D To be entered in the contest, all you have to do is go to the photo in your fubar album that you'd like to submit, click the 'link to photo' link under the photo and copy the html embed code with the thumbnail and paste it into a comment in this blog post. the photo should contain YOU and any of the following: * wearing a fubar t-shirt. * wearing fubar skivvies (the "i *heart* babyjesus" ones might get you extra brownie points!). * fubar written on your body somewhere (tattoo's count!). Bonus points will be added for members of the armed forces who're currently deployed, strippers, and people who are generally supportive of the website. I'll give away a Happyhour each day, based on any comments from the previous day. You can submit the same comment/photo on different days if you like, but please don't post the same thing mu

What Do You Hate Most About Fubar?
You can be honest... lay it on me in the comments. :-) -mike edit: someone just sent me a PM asking why i bothered to post this blog, since i don't read the comments anyway. well, if you post a comment you'll notice it says i have to approve it before it shows up... so yes, i do in fact read every single comment left. :P

I Can`t Take It Anymore, Blog Time
totally sick of the celebrity death channel, otherwise known as the mumms this will be a confession blog say anything you want or feel serious or not only one rule anythng you run across in here stays here i was gonna do this family only but BA said to do it open my start; i`m seriously thinking about quitting fu, the mumms aren`t as fun as they used to be. filled with drama, jealousy whining about unrequited love and other bullshit. the only reason i haven`t is cuz i really depend on some of you for my sanity

Hide And Seek
Ok ya'll the mumms suck tonight and i wanna play. Im out of alcohol BOOOOO but i am rather toasted and i truly believe sharing is caring. If i show you mine will you show me yours? just a rhetorical question but it holds lots of fun potential. Thanks 4 Reading

Muppets Day
So of course its Monday so Hugh and I decided it should be National be a Muppet Character Day..... Hence I'm beaker. There has been overwhelming favour to be a Muppet so if you could please advice us in a comment on who you are then nobody will pick doubles... Also if you would like we are allowing for sesame street characters.... Thank you from the dorks, Swedish Chef and Beaker

Truth Or Dare
Ohhh looky we can make blogs all pretty now I wonder how far behind I am that I just know this now I am bored to death with the mumms and in need of laughing so I want to try something ... Truth or Dare people lets give it a go Ill ask person in blog ( who agreed to stay and play and enjoy a few laughs) Truth or Dare they will pick and I will present them with a question (ie whens the last time you had sex) or a challenge (ie go to granny trannys page and leave a 4 line comment on how hot she is) once we have finished laughing at them they challenge a new person lets see what kind of trouble we can stir up on fubar childish probably but the potential for loads of fun anyone game to try it out?

Whine Without Cheese.
Ya ever notice how some people, no matter how nice you are to them never warm up to you? Some people really need to check themselves and not be so stuck up or rude. We are all human beings and should be treated the way you want to be treated. A polite hello to fellow Fubarians you run across daily wouldn't kill you. Eh, maybe I shouldn't be so damned nice anymore.

Seamus And Witchies Desert Commune
witchie and i are talking about starting a commune in the desert. it will be like the island for misfit toys from the rudolf the reindeer animated x mas special if you are interested, please let us know and tell us what makes you a misfit and what special talent you will be bringing to the clan

Basement Dwellers!!
Dear Basement and Closet Dwellers! Here are the rules.... 1.Food and Alcohol will be supplied. 2. Ganga is provided please see Seamus for this 3. Witty will be handing out Pillows 4. Witty was the first stalker shes in charge 5. Seamus is second 6. Please if they hurt you in any way you may now see Kit for any injuries, she has alot of pills. 7. Ketch22 has little umbrellas for the drinks and is the official bed jumper 8. Drill will be providing free sex to all the ladies... please refrain from over using his butt... thank you 9. If you get angry because you have been couped up to long take it out on the BIRD (Name) 10. Hugh will be the resident petting zoo owner.. feel free to go pet Bruno, Leo or his furry cat... 11. SDSU Aztec... my resident pirate.....watch out for the monkey it tends to piss on you 11. Once again shes back the name changing crazy sister of mine.. shes off limits touch her and you will pay..love you Witchie Thank you for coming to the basement..

Sherry's Birthday Challenge!!!
jadelotus and I were arguing over that cheating whore SherryMH, because it's her birthday today. We want her to make up her mind whether she's going to take my m00bz, or jadelotus' b00bz. We need people to decide, and maybe even enter their own, to see who SherryMH is going to choose. The winner, decided by SherryMH, will have to give SherryMH a personalized b00b/m00b salute. So, show em, fuckers! and here's me, for the fuck of it.

Cherrytap Is Fubar?!
sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with cherrytap.com in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fubar in all new salutes. * once we have fubar shirts made, i'll exchange any cherrytap shirts purchased from us for fubar s

'nother Comp
Sooo it's a cruisy Sunday morning and I'm feeling a little evil. So here's another competition (yeah I know most of my whoring friends have already bought their autos - but it's not like you bastards aren't going to whore again!): Rules: Judges' decision is final (Hellyion is a judge...if you can't delete a cheater (I've tried) make it so she can't compete) No discussions on said decision will be entered into (except ones that end up in you looking like an idiot for trying) Winner gets the choice of 3 of the prize pack. Second place gets choice of 2 of the leftovers, and third places gets 1 of whatever's left then. (It's not as complicated as it sounds, first in first served). Yes you can work together but you have to let us know at the start - we get confused easily. Prize Pack: Auto 11s or Bomb bling Much-wanted, but never seen, toe salute from Hellyion NSFW salute from me Cougar bling (if it's still there - similar if it's not) for someone of your choice Hellyion

Fun Fact Blog #1
This is a rip off of Morrigan's Fun Facts Mumms. For those of you that are new to this here is what you do: Comment saying one little fact about yourself. It can be funny, sad, outrageous, boring, silly, etc. Whatever you wish to tell us :) This is drama free and all about being positive. This is just a fun way to learn more about each other. To see what we have in common or to learn a little about our differences. Perhaps this will spark some interesting discussions. I do have a few rules for the blog: *anyone can comment, you can even curse *have fun *no disrespect or drama or I will block you Also when the replies become difficult to read (grrrr @ missing words in replies) please start a new comment 'box' I will start off with a fun fact about me. My name Lipstick fits me because I own about 200 tubes of lipstick and lipglosses.

Primary Photo / Avatar Policy Update.
Starting on Thursday, we will begin enforcing a new policy for primary photos / avatars and it will apply to everyone. This does not effect non-primary photos (i.e.: random stuff in your photo albums), only the photo that you select to be next to your name everywhere on the site. The policy will be: * no bare chests. (men, or women... duh) * no lingerie, bras, or underwarez. * nothing deemed sexually suggestive, at our discretion. Any primary photos which we find in violation of the policy will be marked as NSFW (even if they wouldn't normally have been marked NSFW had they NOT been a primary photo). Repeated offenses will result in suspension and/or removal of your account (the same as if you break other rules on the site, repeatedly). We want as many people to have fun and enjoy the site as possible and quite frankly, some of you who've been abusing our lenient primary photo policies have started turning fubar.com into something a lot of us simply don't want to u

Mumm Learning
These are some things that I learned in the mumms… well…sort of What was said…What I think Thinking that “A” conservative is an idiot, means that I'm a Liberal.…even if it has nothing to do with her.. eh their political affiliation.. There is no such thing as an “Independent” we are just confused liberals.…because it is much more cool to live in the black and white world and have no middle ground Calling someone a cunt is sexist….. no moron, thinking that term can only apply to one gender is sexist though.. Black people never vote republican…… Poor black people who are republican can’t even vote for your own party. White people are much more religious than black people…… not to generalize but Spanish people have ya both beat… just saying… damn I generalized when saying not to generalize… Bush was the greatest president this country has ever seen… I sha

Kinky And Perverted? Maybe, Maybe Not
long ride in the truck up to west covina and back this morning , got me thinking. i know, bad things happen then. someone told me this morning that they would get sexually excited seeing me naked on an inverted cross with a lit tiki torch in my ass. i`m pretty much open for just about anything new but this struck me as slightly odd. i would love to see what my friends think. i want to hear what you would consider to far out to try. something that makes you shudder and/or piss yourself. the funnier the better. break up my boredom of course pics are encouraged knowing you fuckers i`m already thinking this is a mistake before i even post it

My Harem
I have been gone for 4 days so I figure instead of repeating the story 10 times ill just blog it .... on a side note: WHO BOUGHT ALL MY BISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This weekend was a long weekend in Canada, don't ask me which one I dint pay much attention to the names, anyways John was gone for the weekend so I decided it would be a great idea to debachelorize Jeff's house...... There's something to be said about a man and his Bachelor ways, Non Matching furniture Decepticon posters Hockey memorabilia Garage full of other peoples shit White walls Needless to say, I went in like a hurricane, we scraped stipple of the ceiling painted in colours other then white... Jeff let me loose in Home Depot. I painted a fireplace walls, cabinets and counter tops. All the time Jeff just smile politely and paid. I think it was somewhere between me commenting on buying a new stove and adding a shoe closet that something snapped..... Jeff realized that his safe haven wh

Members We're Bombing
August 10th, 2008 Hello Officers and Members.... Please stop by here a few times a day to check which members we are bombing!!! They are in contests and need your help.. Much Love To You-- CTGirl- Owner of the Fu-Luv Bomb Squad!!! FU LUV TRADING CARDS R Now Available: Hit First Knight Page to Rip them!! TY First Knight@ fubar THIS IS A LINK TO OUR NEW PAGE Fu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar Please show some FU-LUV to these awesome members!!! So lets makes sure the win!!!! Just Hit the Pic and Happy Bombing!!! TRY TO KEEP TO THIS ORDER!!!! CONTESTS! GIVEAWAYS!!!

Roller Skates & Legwarmers
I love that all my friends think I'm dorky, so saying that and knowing its true.... continue Reading the following for you have no choice I have a love affair with the 80's I'm not sure whether it was the big hair, the tight leather clothes, leg warmers, short shorts for men or the wrist bands....... I know it started with grease, foot loose, dirty dancing, flash dance and the ultimate Xanadu.... I figure since you all love me you will want to or be forced to join this group..... The ROLLERSKATING DIVA CLUB Feel free to add it to your name... I will make you famous... That's a lie small print says your a total dork ..... Wicked And this is totally not gender bias, men are so allowed...

Sorry You Are Rating Too Fast!
Fubarbarians.... I am getting flooded with people who think our system is broken because they are getting the error "slow down you are rating too fast." Actually, it is pretty simple. You need to slow down you are rating to fast. Gone are the days of ez-rates!!! I do not really want to hear complaints about this. Nothing is broken and we are not changing it back. Viva fubar!

Fucking Shit
So..last night I did something I have never done here. I after so many people telling me the same story with no connection to each other..had to come to the realization that a woman I adore onhere...was in fact playing games. I am sure some of you know what I am talking about. I stated that I would stand behind my statements made 1000%..because what I said wasthe truth..as it was told to me. Now I am leaving for NY for a week tomorrow. And I will not be here for the backlash. I am asking those of youthathave my number to text meshould the shit start to hit the fan. I have NEVER sold out a friend before, and several of you on here who have told me very personal things KNOW this because I never repeated them. SO..Yes I did give the info I had on a situation..and I am sorry..but I was watching a few other people that I am closeto and truly care about all hurting atthe hands of the same woman. I hope this does notcost me friends...but should it I am still standing behind it..thi

Music Requests To Klowns Play House
Live djs on staff We are now taking requests for music please leave request in comment section and it will be played in the order that it was received. Any comments or suggestions will be appreciated Dj Psycho Killer Klown Owner Of Psychos Pagan Playground http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=59143 Now Hiring Djs

Mumms Ruined?
You want to know why the MuMMs are ruined? Why one MuMM is posted once every 2-3 hrs and why it's most likely posted by an all powerful "MuMMer"? Why most of the original MuMMers have bailed? Because the MuMMers have ruined the MuMMs. Because they nit pick apart every last detail of a MuMM and try and drive anyone off outside of the "pack". Once upon a time, during a HH, droves of MuMMs would be posted. Yes, they were for points, but no one seemed to care because we weren't stuck on the same f*cking MuMM for 3 hrs. I'm not saying people need to sugarcoat shit; I'm not a sugarcoater, but be aware that the MuMMs are dieing and it's the actions of the pack that have killed them. I think the yellows actually made the MuMM qualification to actually help and bring them back a little and to teach people to post a real MuMM but it's not enough for the pack. I had more to put here but this is the running thought...and it ran away.

Am I A Horrible Friend Or What?
I have a problem and I need to get it off my chest. I realized the other day that I am a horrible friend on fubar. I feel a bit like a user and I wanted you all to know that I do love you in my own special way. Hopefully you can help me with my problems 1.I hardly ever rate anyone's pictures. I hate doing it, I would rather spend hours chatting then hitting 11's on pics. 2. I accepted all those friend requests during my spotlight, while knowing in the back of my head I would delete them first chance i got. 3. There are people on my family list that i like but they never come to my blogs or talk to me. Do i delete them and then do i explain the reasons. 4. Every once in a while I wipe out my entire fan and secretly admired friends. Cause I think its fun to see my face pop up on their pages again. 5. I dont understand why people like me, im a total perverted dork. It amazes me people talk to me. 6. I love giving fumbling its my downfall, I give and then when i run out, i reali

Post Your Awesome Bling Ideas Here!
Many members have requested that I seperate the BLING request list from other site requests, so here it is! Please post your awesome bling ideas, suggestions, etc. Holidays, famous birthdays and other cool stuff is open game. Please do not use this blog for other random requests or they will be deleted. This blog is solely for awesome bling ideas!!!!!

80's Theme Day
I know your all excited so hitch up those leg warmers put on your roller skates cause today is 80's theme day...... The list so far is: Jack Burton(Big Trouble in little China)=Husky redneck Falcor= Brain Ninja Claire(Breakfast Club)= Reeka Jareth=Blue Eyed Soul Alex (Flashdance)= VIndicated McGyver= Shits & Giggles Baby (Dirty Dancing) = Pixie Johnny ( DIrty Dancing)= Mop Ferris (Ferris Bullers Day off) Soda Westly/dread pirate roberts - princess bride= Hugh Sheena= Name Crisis Mr T = Whorasaurus Charlotte 'Charlie' Blackwood from Top Gun!= Amykins Dan Fielding= chainsaw Charlie Blackwood= Amykins Beast master= Witchie Remo Williams= Bounty Hunter Jo= Ms. D Peg Bundy= Cant sleep clowns..... Bernie Lomax= ketch22 Sonny (my lover)= Sasquatch Wonder woman= wicked wench CareBear= CareBear Heman=Raistlin Una= Sin Sin Honeythorn Gump=Pronty I know there's more of you so please help me update.... Now you are here in Xanaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Kira

Update
Soo, I just talked to cuppycake's ex. He said that its weird that the aunt is talking to every now, since cuppycake never even mentioned her in 2 years of relationship. Then he said that her aunt wants him to come to the beach so they spread the ashes. And it hit me... I asked if he was sure that it is the person he has been talking to the whole time in cuppycake's pics. He said he has never seen her in person, NOR has he ever seen her on cam. I said that if he will go to the beach and see her aunt, it might be the same person that he has been talking to the whole time on the phone, pretending to be the aunt (remember, both him and Deacon said that she sounded identical to Jaymee, even the cough. Everything, cept for a fake sounding Southern Accent. Then, he said that none of her calls OR myspace messages were from anywhere but Washington. Poor chap has never even seen her, not even on cam. I said that its not a best thing to start a rel with someone you've no

Competition For Stuffs
Yeah I know right? But I'm bored...and I'm kinda sick of people thinking they know me based on their impaired intellect and my interactions in a MuMM or 70gazillion. No I'm not whinging, I'm proving a point...STFU AM TOO...and people say I don't share so pfffffffffffffft So, what's in it for YOU? Winner gets equivalent to a HH for them or someone they care about (or just want to get NSFW pics of, I don't judge) - ie if you would prefer a bomb or whatever, I don't care...yes it's about time my whoring friends earned their stuffs... What's the competition? No, you don't have to rate me, or find innovative ways to call me smexi without getting nauseous (no it doesn't increase your chances if you do that anyway, it'll probably just make ME nauseous). Anywayyyyy below are 15 'facts' about me...which none of you know. Six of them are lies. If you guess the right SIX SIX SIX I am SO DUMB SIX first, you win. Kinda simple really. Like most of my friends. 1. When Lord of the Rings w

Drows Free Music Bin!
Those of you that know me know im a music head to the utmost.... I spend alot of my freetime searching the web for dope shit to listen to, and im pretty good at it for the most part. Friends send me links to new projects pretty often.... And to return the favor I do my best to let as many of my friends know about it too....Sooooo I figured Id start a FREE SHIT TO DOWNLOAD blog....why not right?.... So over the days ill be posting links to download projects I find or get thrown my way... I love this culture. And would like to share it with you..Stay tuned... A huge thanks to TZR and THE RANT for contributing... please feel free to add links if your in the mood...this is a community project, so all are welcome to post. People have asked me why Im doing this....as in whats in it for me.... In all honesty...nothing's in it for me. Or any of the other people that post here. BUT..theres a shitton of stuff in it for YOU.

Where Did My Symbols Go In My Name?
Many of you are asking where the symbols in your name are? We removed them? No it is not a conspiracy. It just looks better. We were very diplomatic about it. An overwhelming majority think the symbols are as annoying as I do :) To the haters...you will get over it. We had an unofficial official vote. It is nice to be able to read your names now. Please vent it out it here..... .....It'g going to be ok. I promise. Thanks for your support Scrapper NOTE: If your blog comment does not get posted, I keep getting this error message saying ERROR: You have reached your blog comment limit. Please drive through :)

The Rapture!
Who is this Emanon character you ask?That gets blocks more than Obama has mumms about him? That has irritated more people than Bush’s two terms as president… Okay here goes from what we gathered we have found the following… From the previous image ....and still is a confidential file that we found. We have found out that contrary to popular belief, the creature that you know as Emanon was in fact a birthed creature.Confidential file.... declassified!From the image you will see the only image of Emanon with his maternal unit, taken shortly after birth. In this photo you can see that the maternal unit, seen here in her human form holding her new born son. Shortly after this photo was taken sadly Emanon’s maternal unit was brutally killed by his paternal unit, from this we could only find one piece of paper of this incidentFor the next decade or so we could not find any images of what was being done during this time, though years later we did come acr

Which Mummer Would You Want To Meet The Most?
So after hanging out with Broken Angel and Witty last weekend and then again with witty tonight, I was wondering who is the one person in the mumm world you would want to meet....but here's the deal...you can only pick one person. So be very careful who you pick. lol

Seamus...friend Or Foe?
It was a dark and stormy night, I was stuck in the house alone and numb. I ventured onto my favorite internet hot spot. I did not know that this very night I would befriend a man who has turned my life around. He has taken my Virgin and pure thoughts and corupted me. I dont know what to do, my mind is filled with Tiki torches, restraints and Inverted Crosses. The thought of him in a borat swimsuit turns me on. I sit an ponder wether or not I could erase that infamous night and start again. I know that he had brought out a aching in my loins, a need for dominancy. He himself craved submission, he begged for more. I invite him to come visit me for the weekend, he agreed. I stocked up on lube and tiki torches the original bamboo ones cause i knew they wewere his favorite. I was so excited for him to come, so I could unleash the beast inside me. I went out and purchased a new domme outfit in his favorite colour (black). I knew he flew in and would land around 9. I got in my car dressed f

Greek Mythology Day
Today is Monday morning its a glorious day. I would love to share with all my friends a new theme day in the making. After much deliberation we have come up with Greek Mythology day... I will post a list shortly right about here: Artemis= me Voluptas= Pixie Medusa= Witty Ick somethign= Seamus Poisedon= Chainsaw Shits& Giggles= Zeus Hercules= Name Crisis Hades= Hugh Eros= Bonz Haphaestus= Jobob Uranus= Pedro Aphrodite= Blue Eyed Soul Erebus=Husky Redneck Athena= Amykins John Stamos= Ketch22 Apollo= Fwee Diana goddess of the hunt= KcPilar69 Rhea= The Sweetest Bitch Thor= Craven Moorehead Dionysus= Rais Hera= boo Calypso= Brain Ninja Cronos= Superman231 Damon= Sparklyballs Ra= Jai Helios Naked Sun God= Naked Rocker Also on a side note Pedro has come up with a brilliant idea.. just picture 3rd Person Thursdays..... Wicked likes this very much, Wicked hopes you will all enj

Yoinked From Amykins
As it's still halloween, kinda, and I'm bored, here's a novel trick or treat type thing Lewis just thought up. Anyone who reads this either says treat, and has to send me a small fu-shop gift and I'll send one in return or trick, and you have to answer any question I can think of for you, and you have to post your answer in the blog itself as a comment. You can only pick one!! So there you go. Let the games begin!! EDIT: Since this was so fun...let the games continue, why not?

Sticks And Stones..
Last night I made a blog all in fun for my entertainment and yours, after all that is why we come here...isnt it? Apparently the success of the blog caused a couple different types of fu drama and its this i want to address, say my peace and then move the hell on, stopping the bullshit in its tracks. I dont take kindly to judgement of any sort to myself or to those i consider to be close too me. Ive found in life that its those first to judge that are the biggest hypocrites and when called out on it also the frist to crumble in their glass houses. Many of us decided to show off some goodies, most of it pg but a few were a little naughty and i definitely encouraged the participation and i plan on doing it again tonight, even in this blog. A few people decided to make comments and remarks to their friends about the said decision and let me be the first to say its none of your fucking business what i, my friends or anyone else does or does not do. I also know for a fact that these small c

Questions: 1-19-09
This is a fun activity, I've done it before and it usually gets good results. I believe it originated with Iced Earth..and the original intent was you ask me a question, I answer it honestly, and then I ask you a question. Turns out people liked my questions and didn't have so many of their own so...I've altered it a bit. Feel free to join in, even if you have never talked to me before Questions. This blog is all about questions and answers. Ask me a serious question, and I will answer it honestly and truthfully...I will not hold back any answer, no matter how shameful or secret it may be. Ask me a goofy question...I will probably respond with a goofy answer. Ask me an inquisitive question, about something you have wondered...and I will try to answer it to the best of my abilities (yes, I will even go so far as to use Google if I must..but I rarely do, I'm smart like that). In essence: ask me ANYTHING. But perhaps you don't have any questions to ask, and you'd like me to query yo

"the Million Dollar Fubucks& Cherry Bomb Bling Giveaway"
Im trying to help this sweetheart win a Happy Hour Contest that someone cheated on with their votes! So in order to catch up, i will be randomly selecting ppl who help go and rate this pic. I will be giving away 5 grand prizes of 1,000,000 fubucks, and also 50 prizes of 20,000 in fubucks. In addition to these prizes, i will be selecting one person to win a Cherry bomb Bling. The winner of this bling will be the one i feel did the most to help out. Please rate the pic in this link, the contest she is in is just a one rate contest, thats all you have to do, and send me a message letting me know you did so. I will be randonmly giving out these prizes on the 20th of March. Good Luck, and have fun.... PLEASE DONT NOT VOTE FOR KIMBERLY, as she is the person we are trying to beat!! Fubar doesnt allow me to hold as many comments as i have recieved, so im asking all the ppl that have helped out, to please send me a message so you will be seen when the time comes to hand out these prizes. The on

Updated Mumm Policy
Please do not email asking why your MuMM was deleted. If it did not fall into the guideline below and was deleted, please read the last paragraph closely. Once a month we will turn all of the people who have lost their MuMMs back on. Until then you are able to make friend MuMMs. Please read: MUMM Guidelines MUMM stands for Make Up My Mind. It is designed to be a platform to allow you to pose a question that has an A and B option. MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use of PHOTOS or VIDEOS posted in the MUMMs must be appropriate and relevant to that MUMM, or the MUMM will be deleted. MuMM comments must not contain NSFW

Tell Me Something About You
Well I'm a little bored and I thought this might be fun and interesting. I want you to tell me something about you that I don't already know. Good or bad, stupid or silly. Anything you want. Here's mine: I have a half brother who I've only seen 5 times in my life. We just recently reconnected on myspace & facebook :) and I'm happy.

Get Your Super Hero / Villain
In lue of Next Monday (Be your favorite Super Hero or Villain Character) I have decided that I should post a list of the characters already taken. If you wish to play along with Hugh's and My craziness feel free. I is kind of Nerdy and totally dorky but hell Ill admit I'm one and proud of it. Elektra= me Silver Surfer= Seamus Poison Ivy= Blue Eyed Soul Tick= Name Crisis She Ra= Witty Ash (Evil Dead)= Sasquatch Gambit= Soda Batman= Husky redneck Siryn= Ms. D Cat woman= Reeka Hulk= MOP Daredevil= Crimson Knight Storm= Amykins Deadpool= Anonymous Birds of Prey= Pixie Captain Underpants= Chef Jay Spinning Boobs=Hugh Satara= Hawk girl Flash= Bonz Witchie= Scarlet witch The Green Hornet= Swift Rogue= Karma's Bitch Dr. Manhatten=The Dork Knight Hunter Rose= Jai Huntress= Pixie Thanks for playing Wicked

List #1 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members List - Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE,MOLLY & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN@ fubar Miracle Monkey (Pledged to Winterhawk) Chief of N.A.P Member of Club F.A.R

The Clean Slate
I am a fool. I freely admit it. I made the mistake of falling in love with someone I shouldn't have. I saw the signs so many times, saw pictures, heard blatant lies, and many excuses. I was made to look like a stalker here because I only wanted the truth. I never asked anyone anything, never went to friends pages that were leaving gifts, buying bling or owned. I did however watch and try to put the pieces together. After my last entry into this blog I had just given up. It wasn't worth my time or efforts and it was eating me inside. I am very upset. I don't know what I did to this person that I deserved all this hurt, all the deception, all the undeserving hurtful words about me to friends and people I didnt even know in the quest to cover her lies. She led me to believe she had cancer to lure me back in even though she already had a boyfriend who loves her and she was happy with. What would drive a person to lie in such a way to someone that they claim to love? She said she had no

Yes I Am
I am miserably grouchy and irritable:) I leave for Vacation first thing in the A.M. though. I guess the stress of struggling to open my own(R.E.) office coupled by the fact that I cant even manage to keep a SUPER LONG DISTANCE internet realtionship without fucking it up and total PMS is just getting the best of me. So I will STFU & stop whining if you can make me smile??

First Fu-impressions
My 5th fuversary is on the 15th and it got me to thinking about first impressions. There are a few friends that I remember our first encounter, but most are hazy for me. I am old. I know a lot has to do with being a MuMMer and just conversing in countless MuMMs. So, do you remember your first impression of me? Was I a bitch to you? Did you hate me? Tell me! I really want to know! :) I will try remembering my first impression/thought of you and reply.

Christmas Ii
Ok, if you don't know what I'm talking about, find the original blog...if you do know what I'm talking about, you're about to become confused as I am...basically I'm hoping you get a headache from all the purty colours...name next to gift means that person has indicated interest (does not mean gift is off the cards for everyone else...although it may do in some cases) I should've gotten on to this earlier, so please start sending me your addresses now (NB: if you think you've sent it to me before, please send it again, I'll pay attention this time). Me: Greenstone – Peacey - need address Lavender Jade – Jasmine (with candy - JAFFAS) Card – Joey - need address Ice-cream/Anti-Jasmine Salutes – Robert Book – Mb, Helly Bath Salts/lotions - Sproet & Her Bish, Rio, Helly, LilTease Jewellery-making stuffs – Sproet & her Bish Chocolate stuff – LilTease Bone pendant – Suga (with candy - Pinky Bars) Lock of Poodle Hair – Du

Glorious Day....
Today started out pretty good... My son graduated from grades 6 today and I look at him and I think to myself I did a great job. I have raised him on my own for a long time and i paid for everything by myself and today i see what kind of kid he is and what kind of job I have done.. Hes good in sports a bit of a smart ass (surprise surprise) and a popular kid. SO all those 2cnd jobs and holding out on getting things i needed paid off.. I worked hard and still do to provide for my son. To give him every opportunity all the other kids in a normal family environment have. I'm patting myself on the back today. My kid turned out great.... I realize as I'm writing this that I know allot of other single mothers and fathers as well who do everything I do. as much as we do we don't get that much recognition so I want to tell you all that when you look at your children and know that you raised them to the best of your ability ... pat yourself on the back . Cause as hard as the hard times are

C.o.c
C.O.C. 1. All Hottie/Hunks members/prospects must have a verified salute and a minimum of 15 "current" pics which include S.F.W body shots. 2. All Hotties must be female. 3. All Hunks must Be Male. 4. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to officers for communications (Profile may not be set to friends only for this purpose). 5. Hottie homepage must be added to your Family while considered a prospect and remain in family after admittance. Team Leaders must be added to your Top Friends. 6. All new Hotties/Hunks will be assigned a team leader who we recommend be placed in your top friends for communication purposes, however, this is not a requirement. 7. You must add '1st class Hottie or Hunks Prospect' to your name while awaiting results of the weekly voting. If you are voted in, it should be changed to'1st Class Hotties & Hunks. 8. All current 1st Class Hotties/Hunks officers must be added to your friends list Fanning and rating is preferred but not required. After officers, you

Questions 1-23-09
I'm bored...so lets do this again. Forget the ask me a question and I'll ask you a question..that doesn't work to well...lets just pop in questions, and answer whichever ones we want. Come along folks, and play...round #2!!

Real?
For personal reasons i haven't been on much lately... don't ask, no one's business. When i signed on last night I find my owner/friend/family memebr is gone. I was told she was embarassed off because she lied about having cancer and messed with too many men and 'hurt' too many of us. I was directed to a Blog which outed her. Had a convo with that wome who said she was tired of the lies... So i ask you how much of your profile ad what you spew forth on a daily basis is 100% true? Really? How much hurt can a little on line flirting cause? It seems to me that this friend of mine was outed by someone who, util a short time ago was 'single' and visited her boyfriend across country, now that person's profile reads "married". But who the F cares? Are we all little fu-cops now? It's the internet, it's FUBAR, folks. Only a percentage of what you read and write is real!!!! Take it for what it's worth... why darken another's day...? It will come back to haunt you! DP

Little Bit Peevish
Ok a whole lot. In no particular order, I might just hate you right now, if: You're a constant complainer/whinger/bitcher/moaner...y'know...there's expressing occasional frustration at something, and then there is constant and almost unceasing complaining and pissing and moaning. If you don't like something, change it, or change your attitude towards it. When that something is a website - log the fuck off the internet and do something else. Or if you can't bring yourself to do that, find another fucking website! If you can't bring yourself to do that even, then all you're whinging about is your own inability to change any damn thing in your sad life. Shut the FUCK up already, it's BORING. You're one of the 'tsk tsk' brigade...you've perfected the art of humming and hawing in disapproval at shit, but you haven't yet managed the requisite pair to do anything about it. You're the type that would watch a person getting ready to jump off a cliff and you'd say 'someone really oug

Who Will Be The Top 2?
CONTEST #1: This contest will last 3 days! The first 2 people to comment this blog like crazy will be added to my family. You know what that means! Who deserves it, though? That is why I leave it up to you guys to decide. Only 2 people and 3 days! Get to it! and good luck everyone!

Updated Bulletins So Hott!!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before

An Asshole Of Great High Of Intelligence~emanon~~forever Fake~~father's Of The Falling Ones
I got inspired writing this blog about this non-human..who refers himself as non existance that love politics... I have been chatting with Emanon for few weeks or more..and I must admit..I adore him and respect everything he stands for and his non beliefs..Yes he is an athiest..tho very kind ..very upfront..,Why I titled." asshole"..HAH..he says he is..but as I told him..he is not..only to others but only when they see that he is right in what he see that is correct....Now to me..I do find this creature very entertaining..very interesting .and yes with his intelligent mind..he is quite gorgeous with anything he has to say in shout..MuMs..picture comments or in my texts he has my full attention..He does not critize nor judge..He is pro-choice..and private....He does not get angry..he does not laugh.only to those he see as ignorance..but to grin.....The past few weeks I have been doing my unexpected homework on Emanon..I had studied his pictures..his world and his ways of living..again

Cam Rules
PLEASE READ AND SIGN- THIS DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO CAM.Snake Eyes Radio Cam InfoPREREQUISITES TO BE MET BEFORE OBTAINING CAM LOG IN AND PASSWORDS 1. You must have a salute. 2. You must be at a minimum, level 10 (Friend of Fubar.) 3. You must be a recognized, regular member of Snake Eyes Radio. (Bare minimum of AT LEAST being a member for two weeks.) 4. At this time, if you are staff in another lounge (not including SER sister lounges,) you will not be given cam info. *The cam manager has the right to make exceptions* *After you meet the prerequisites please contact the Cam Manager JC @ #mce_temp_url# The following people are the ONLY people allowed to distribute cam information, so if you have someone asking about getting on cam, refer them to one of these people, if they're available in the lounge or YIM them to come help: JC, UndiscoverdSoul, Anna, LuckyFKNBitch, Vixen SEWC, and Eyedol. CAM RULES

People I Hate......(love You)
People I hate, that I want to punch in the face: Wicked: because she has awesomely, beautiful legs and a really nice ass. Russian Foxx (or whoever she is now): because she is super pretty, has a purty mouf and a sexy accent. Not J: because she is so gorgeous it makes you want to punch babies. Kisses Papercut: because she has HUGE boobs and they are freaking perky! How do they stay like that?! And she has awesome eyebrows. Kloverlynn: she's beautiful and has amazingly gorgeous eyes. V: because he gets to see himself with his shirt off every single day and he won't share the goods. I'm sure my list will grow. :)

For People Over 30
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways, yadda - yadda - yadda . . And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today , you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the st

80's Movie Character....
As usual this Monday was suppose to bring us all a little closer as Fu friends and allow the inner dork to come screaming out...But alas you Americans will be celebrating a holiday. I struggle with whether or not I should, like you ignore the fact that you have a holiday and play on. Considering no one cared to postpone Sci fi day when it was Victoria day.... You did me a great injustice. I feel a little used that none of you stuck up and said Wicked will not be there i wont play.... I on the other hand have a sympathetic heart and I'm willing to move Mondays theme day to Tuesday... just this once.. All in favour please state your name, character and a yes for Tuesday... All still wanting to play Monday state that.... I don't do mumms, its scary and i have very thin skin hence why i blog.. I'm sensitive!!! I will just so you know be playing Kira from Xanadu, because my love of leg warmers and roller skates will go to the grave with me... Kira (Xanadu) = me Jack (Big Trouble

Nominate!!!
Help me find my way through the maze of fubar folks. I need your nominations for hot women! I also need some nominations for amazing men in service. If they are serving in Iraq I want to know! There are thousands of great people on this site...help me find the ones I'm looking for. Thanks!

Sitting In The Hot Seat For Once.
Since I'm bored as shit I decided to post this crappy blog. I know there are quite a few people that hate me or can't stand my ass. So I'm giving everybody the oppurtunity to bash me, attack me, or hell just rip me a new one..LOL. All are welcome, hell whoever is on my friends list can comment and bash as well. Then again I do know some of my friends on here dont like me for shit too..lol. So if you wanna rip me a new one, please don't be afraid, say what you want, I dont give a shit.LOL. And btw I wont block or delete comments, so be as harsh as you want Now let i rip people..lmao

Damn Candle Ran Off With My Tv
And the handprint on the wall slapped me Anyway: ~ Shes my ex's ex ~ I blocked her ~ I unblocked her....briefly ~ I blocked her yet again. So then... ~ Her ex magically appears around ~ I block his ass too cus Im pretty sure its not really him anyway ~ Then ANOTHER one of her ex's magically appears and starts coming around so I thought Okay Ill have fun with this mental head. (shutup I already know Im mental) ~ Blocked him too!! ~ Im thinking just because she sent condolences, doesnt make her my friend. If that were the case EVERYONE in this CITY and surrounding area, would be my friend. If she wants to know wtf is up with the whole event ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Besides...I cant discuss it anyway. ~ Now a new one appears...sheesh. All the meanwhile, each one Ive blocked for thinking it was actually HER...they suddenly stopped coming online haha ~ Am I crazy or...what the yogurt? ~ Im tired ~ And bitchy ~ And its storming here

Missing You All!!!
I want to thank everyone for helping me with the spotlight...... Now on to normal crap. I have been really busy and I'm not sure how to talk to everyone my first day back .. So here goes Hi, I had a flood in my basement, no worries its all cleaned up My X sister in law is staying with me well her kids are while she parties , I'm annoyed Business is crazy and sorry I haven't been on much Cerri just told me her favorite word is Cunt, I love her for it Seamus was shocked when i hit the accept on marriage thing. Long story but I'm evil Hugh is my best est friend and hes having a bad day , love you Hugh you drunk , hawaiian shirt karaoke singing man Misfit is seriously stalking me...... Witty is my stalker that I know and love Witchie i miss Name is a seagull and loves tits Congrats to swift he has joined me in the non smoking club Someone tell Brain men are stupid I miss you all alot Tell me whats up with you And please if your name isnt above its cause im an as

Urgent...please Read!!!!!!!!....
Hello errrybody...i just wanted to let you know im not gonna be around much because of a ssituation i am currently in.....No im not locked up( thats far from the case)..I am currrently residing in The Salvation Army homeless shelter in Wilmington NC....Please dont be alarmed...Alot of you dont know whats going on, because i wondered whether or not i shouldve even posted this to begin with.....I am out of a place to live because of roommate drama and problems....those who want specific details can call me if they want to know....you can either leave me a private message with your phone number and we can exchange them (if you choose) and i will fill you in on the details and such... Currently i am still working part time and its still going well...theres really no fulltime work in this town(or none that i have found) as of yet....Curfew at the shelter is 930 and lights out are at 10pm...wake up is at 545am(yes you saw correct) and i have to leave the shelter M-F at 9am.....so if you wou

Running Away!!
I know that some of you feel like running away today so do i! SO i figured we will all run away together.... Cause i will miss you!!! Hughes driving the rv... don't know the destination Anyone need a lift? Wicked Apparently all of you want to come we need a plane... Hmmm wonders if Hugh can fly a plane? List of runaways (not in order) Reeka Witchie WItty Hugh Boo Seamus Misfit Serenity Daisy Not telling Swift Spiker 425 Silver Diamond Doug Crystal Swift Philemon (wether he likes it or not) Wicked Goddess DurhamNTx Majik CantSleepClownsWillEatMe

5 Myths About Men
Men with big feet also have big... It is true that the development of penises and toes (as well as clitorises and fingers) are influenced by the same gene. But the length of one does not predict the length of the other. In a study of more than 3,000 men, no correlation was found between the self-reported size of feet and that of the crown jewels. Skeptical of a man's ability to size himself up, some researchers have, well, taken things into their own hands. For example, a 2002 study, headed by Jyoti Shah at St. Mary's Hospital in London, compared foot size to carefully measured privates (all 104 penises were stretched to their longest length for consistency.) No correlation was found. If you shave your beard or head, the hair comes back faster, thicker, and coarser. "If that were true, we'd have a cure for male pattern baldness," said Dr. Aaron Carroll of Indiana University and co-author of "Don't Swallow your Gum: Myths, Half-truths and Outright Lies About Your Body and Health

Mumming Competition
Ever since I joined fubar, I've heard the "the MuMMs aren't what they used to be", "back in the day this MuMM...", "You're not a REAL MuMMer", "Why, when we had to login in the snow, after giving BabyJ our firstborn child, THEN there were some real MuMMs" etc etc. It's a real burden...I've often asked for guidance on how to improve my MuMMs but you're all miserable bastards. SO I'mma pay you to show me how it's done. Well, kinda. Here's the deal First Prize: HH Second Prize: Autos or Bomb or whatever Third Prize: 20 credits of blings so people come see you and pretend they like you, just so they can polish your shiny stuff Fourth Prize: NFI, maybe a boomerang (if I get four entries) Here's the rules: MuMM must: - last the distance, simply because, contrary to popular belief, I'm not here all the time, and I need to actually see it - screenshots of your moment of fame will not suffice. - include at least four of the following words, in context (bonus

For The Pimp Slapped...
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDD SO

3rd Person Narrative Thursday!!!
Good Morning today is Thursday and its a glorious day. So a few weeks ago I met a stunning gentleman on fubar. He had Witt and style he was in a class ass of his own. He sometimes makes me feel a little behind in the intellectual ways but i make up for it with boobs. Needless to say last week he came to me and asked me what I thought of doing a theme day on Thursday, I said what the hell were all slightly warped and most bored I don't see why not. Then he told me his idea and even made this handy picture I am using as my primary... You can all go thank Pedro for this... Today Thursday, June 18, 2009 will be known as 3rd person narrative day. As of this moment you may no longer use the words I, me or my. Wicked thought this would be a very good idea, its not hard lets all do it. Also for the person who can perform the 3rd person narrative the longest Wicked will make them a personal salute...... So go spread the word amongst the people... that Today is 3rd person Narrative day Wi

Military - Blue Fridays
International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year 1st Place First Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' 2nd Place Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her hu

Wicked And Witchie
Wicked and Witchie, really who would have thought we would end up being so close... The first time I saw her was in one of my Blogs she was funny and I figured Name likes her she must be sweet.... She then proceeded to buy Name Crisis off me... I sent her some sort of quirky reply to state that I was trying to pimp him out cheap.... and she was driving the price up... She responded like this: HES WORTH IT TO ME!!!! (insert snotty attitude) From that day on I loved her with all my heart.. she is my twin... I swear its crazy how alike we are... I belive that theres something about everyone i meet that I love and with Witchie there are so many things that i love its hard to say in one blog. She reminds me of me so much sometimes its scary... I wish one day I could meet her.. I think you should all perv her like i do.. i lust her breasts... Drools... I have to leave now im off to fap to her naked pictures... Wicked

Online-done Pagancowboy Style(lmfao)
"Online" I Dont work BUT I GO to SCHOOL DOWN AT THE LOCAL COLLEGE And I drive an old VAN I still live with my GRANDMA I'm 5'9 and VERY SKINNY I'm a WALK THE LINE MOVIE FANATIC Mild asthmatic But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out FUBAR 'cause online I'm out in PA I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a FULL SIZED VAN I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want EVERYTHING SERIOUS 'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my GRANDMA And she fixes me a snack I head down to my bedroom And fire up my DELL In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A. Online I live in PA I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I t

My Health
"Why am I in the hospital?" I started to get really sick in August of 2007. After many tests, I was diagnosed with Sarcoidosis. The tests also showed indicated a brain tumor. Over the next several months, I underwent many more tests and my health continued to decline. After Krissy found me blacked out, I was admitted into the hospital in mid-August of 2008. Since my admission to the hospital, I have been undergoing radiation therapy. These treatments have caused a number of side effects. The radiation treatments crashed my immune system resulting in meningitis and pneumonia. Additionally, I have lost my hair, my good eye sight, some of my hearing, and my voice. One of the worse parts is the never ending pain I have inside my torso! It seems that the pain is so bad that I can barely breath or think. I also feel like I have the flu but 1000% times worse than I have ever had. I have to have dialysis due to kidney issues from the meningitis. I started to have major respirat

You Know Its Real When!
I have been talking to a few people this morning about true people and its amazing how many people out there hide behind some facade.. I believe i have been myself on here don't get me wrong there are times Ive been a total donk or bitch but its me being me If you had to ask me who the one person on this site i would trust with every aspect of my life is, the answer just spills from my mouth without having to think. There are a few people on her to be honest... but there is one that i have been myself with for over 3 years . Last night i was texting him and I was talking about taking my son to Mission.. he texted me back saying what kind of mission... it made me smile You see I have totally included him into my family that I believed he must know the store I'm referring to.. (mission is a skateboarding store) and of course why would he. Hes never been to my city but hes a part of my life so I just figured he knew... Hes been there to reassure me im not crazy, and when my mom was

Saturday Really?
Its Saturday today for those of you who don't know..... I woke up this morning to silence... no one is home! this is frightening, i have things i should be doing but im on fu... I don't remember the last time i was on Fu on a Saturday.... Should I? 1. go get paint and try conquering another room at the bachelors house 2. clean my house even though the maid was here wednesday 3. Continue to discuss ways my parents beat me with my fu friends 4. do laundry till its all done 5 go shoe shopping..... (dies thinking about it) 6. go read a book in the bath thank you Wicked

Magic Soap
Showering this morning, it occured to me that a bar of soap must possess magical powers. I have a house with three showers, but everyone seems to use my shower. So we have a bar of soap..I use it, but so do all others. I never see a washrag in the shower, there is a loofah or two, but using a loofah with a bar of soap isn't very easy or efficient.So I assume all the kids use the soap as I do, rub it all over. Do any of them even wonder where it's been? And it seems my household is not alone in this. So I wonder what it is about soap that makes it so magical.Is it the symbol of cleanliness that cause one not to think about where it's been,Anyway.I am clean today ..that's the important part

A New Life?
For those of you who know me know i have a boyfriend named Jeff. We have been living in my small house for 2 years and its come time to make a major decision. Jeff has his own house which he owns and is 3 times the size of mine. He hasn't actually lived there for 2 years but has paid the bills. He also has a roommate that I don't mind but hes a slob. I live in a 106 year old house that I hold dear to my heart. I have worked hard to make it a safe place for me an my son to live. I have literally refinished hard wood, laid linoleum, removed carpet, painted, killed mice and built walls. I even now own my own tool set and have come accustom to its floods and minor issues. Jeff has asked us to move in with him many times but Ive always kind of push it off, but apparently now is the time to make the decision. If we don't move to his house we have to find another place that can accommodate all of our stuff. 4 cars and a boat... I realize that most normal people would say duh.. move. But

So Don't Be A Ho Then ......
I read endless posts about "this guy being a perv"...or "that guy being a perv"...well, having good platonic relationships with guys pays off, I get really good inside information. Before I go on, I want to say that this posts does not represent all of the women on the FU but a large group...they know who they are and so do I...LOL Okay, onward. I used to (and still do, so don't get it twisted), get pissy when some guy drops the link to is cock shots in my shout. Well, I have learned that some feel it's okay to do that because of some of the FU women who have NAGGED these guys into posting them. Seeing as those women have been aggressive about guys posting their shit, they are under the impression that we all want to see it. NEGATIVE!! Let's do this, guys, if you have a chick that wants to see your NSFW...then show HER!!! I am seldom impressed by a man's NSFW pics, unless his dick can rate my page or stash, I don't wanna see it...lmfao!!!! Forward...some of you women who

I Must Confess!
These are the days that get me threw the shitty ones... It was Sunday and we woke up to a cloudy day.... there was tension in the air when we packed up our bags, even Nakita could sense that today was a big day.... We and when i say we i mean my son.. were about to play the number one team in our city... They have never been defeated.. We got to the field early because Jeff is really freaking anal... (another story) we set up my chair and let Nakita run after a few shit hawks... The other team members started showing up.. the moms gathered there was electricity in the air.. today we either defeated the champs or we went home crying... The other team showed up, their children were tall and big.. The game started and there was tension, back and forth between both sides ... suddenly one of our players get a break away hes running towards the net... he shoots he scores.. all the mothers jump up and start screaming... i still sit in my seat grabbing onto the armrests easing my tensio

What Do You Want Next On Cherrytap?
i have the friends list navigation work on my list, so there's no need to ask for that. we cleaned up the member blocking stuff recently, and added the 'no ripping' settings flag to albums. what else do you want us to improve or add to the site? i have my own ideas, but as always most of the good ideas come from you guys. :-) please no tech support questions, just leave comments with ideas/requests for improvements or new features. update monday, june 18th: i've added a timestamp to the shoutbox. if you mouseover the persons name, it shows the time that shout was received. i've also added the 'became my fan' filter to the bartab page. :-) one last note, i also turned back on the 'logged in' alerts... when your friends login, you'll get an alert (at most once every 6 hours). -mike ps: anyone who asks for a way to block the 'friend walkin' alerts will be kicked in the throat. if your friends friend joining doesn't interest you, they're not your friend so take them

List Of Super Heroes/ Villians
To all you Fellow Super Heroes/ Villains, thanks for playing. If you didn't know of today's themes and you still want to join here's the List of characters who have been taken. Elektra= duh me Silver Surfer= Seamus Artie the Worlds Strongest Man= Blue Eyed Soul Tick= Name Crisis PMS Avenger= Witty Ash (Evil Dead) = Sasquatch Gambit= Soda Batman= Husky Redneck Siryn= Ms. D Cat woman= Reeka Hulk= Mop Daredevil= The Crimson King Storm= Amykins Deadpool= Anonymous Huntress= Pixie Captain Underpants= Chef Jay The Shocker= Hugh Hawk Girl= Satara The Lone Ranger= Bonz Scarlet Witch= Witchie The Green Hornet= Swift Rogue= Karma's Bitch Dr. Manhatten= The Dork Knight Huntress Rose= Jai Might Mouse= Boo Invisible Man= What Darkman= Bounty Hunter Bat Girl= Not your Girl Lara Croft= JWH Captain Cvnty Cakes= Brain Ninja Super KC= KcPilar69 Superman= Craven Power Girl= Klover The Bowler=Mrs. Bad Crumble Top-O-Ren= Top Knotch Super Girl=Bunny Love Bizaro= _ Myst

My Ideal Vacation Spot
My ideal Vacation spot...... One day as I was driving into a small town called Ponoka I noticed signs for a psychiatric hospital.... my head start spinning and thoughts started rolling and i thought to myself that would be the ideal vacation spot.. Follow along with me on my ride. First not only do you get pills to wake up and be happy but you get pills to go to sleep. You can pee in your bed and someone will clean that up for you You don't really have to get out of bed to eat they will bring your food to you You get to discuss your feelings all day if you want Your get to do arts and crafts YOu can look into paint splotches and decide what you see.. You can people watch and there will be entertainment in it... These are just a small portion of why i think i should check myself in... Thank you Wicked

Update On Mumms, Stashes, Salutes, And More..
hey everyone, just wanted to post an update in a new entry so it didn't clutter the old one. MUMM's the only thing that has changed is that points are no longer being awarded for voting on GLOBAL mumms. this is an experiment after hearing the feedback on my last blog post yesterday and we haven't decided if it's staying this way or not. everything else has remained the same, including friends-only mumms. STASH based on feedback from a bunch of members, i'm not going to reset the old stashes when we migrate to the new hardware. the stash limit will remain the same (1000). LEVEL REQUIREMENTS since so many people wanted it, i've turned back on the salute requirement to move beyond level 10. also, i just wanted to get up on my soapbox and clear up a few things for anyone who's forgotten, or is new and doesn't know the history of this site. the site was originally created for *my* friends. everyday i'm amazed that other people end up liking it and wa

*relaxed*
Mmm a lovely, long, Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Candles lit, Matchbox Twenty playing softly, no man yelling "are you finished yet?" through the door, no kid yelling "Mom where's my ___? I can't find it!" Get out, slather yourself in lotion, spritz on some yummy cherry vanilla scented perfume, snuggle in to your favorite soft fuzzy robe, and fix a cup of hot tea. I am soooo relaxed. :P

A Public Apology To Micheal Moore
So i was FORCED (dared)to watch Micheal Moore's movie Sicko last night. I have hated the man for a long time, but was told this was a must watch due to a conversation we were having. And although everyone has a right to share their opinions, i believe he is the anti-Christ. But that's another story. I was simply shocked at what i was seeing. And i don't shock easy. By the end of the movie i learned a few things about myself...A) I can be wrong. Although Moore has pissed me off in the past with his hate-mongering, he really knows his shit. And everyone deserves a second chance. B) I can tear up during a movie. Yup, i had a tear or two. Weird. (For the people who have seen the movie it was when the 9/11 workers met the fireman in Cuba)C) I already knew this, but it made me think harder... The Government and media work together to pull the wool over our eyes and flat out lie to us. Trust no one.(Sides note, another great movie to watch regarding this is Wag The Dog)D) And most importan

Calling All Rollerskatign Divas
It has come to my attention there are a few new recruits for the Rollerskating Diva Queens.... I therefore ask all old members to not only remind me who you are but what position you play (dementia!) Also if you do not see your picture in the Rollerskating Diva folder hit up CERRI she has gladly provided these pictures and thank you sugar for all y our help.. She is also a jammer so you might want to watch the flying elbows... she might not have tits but man that girl is slick.... So girls and boys snap on your sweat bands pull up your legwarmers and lace up your roller skates... cause Derby season is among us *flicks on Olivia Newton John's song physical (thank you Cubby new recruit) and starts warming up* Also to make sure I have all names and correct positions please add Rollerskating Diva Queen or Roller Skating Hunks to your name ... *Whizzes around on her new roller skates... jumps into the air and lands perfect* Wicked.... Positions are as follows Dee V Ant: Leader

List # 2 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE,MOLLY & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM GREATNESS === '~Metal Baby ~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt~Sarge's Bad Girls~Fu Angel~Up 4 Auction! > > > > MySpace Generators > > > Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar > > > ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~Member Of Club F.A.R.~Club United~Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar > > > PEE-JAY~CLUB F.A.R.~FUBAR'S "MOST" FINEST@ fubar > >

Important. Please Read.
My cable/internet/phone service will be turned off here tomorrow. My service will be on Monday at my new place. I won't be on at all from tomorrow until Monday evening or night. I am going to be very busy. Very few have my cell number. If you want to give me your number please send me a message or shout me. Don't miss me too much. lol That is all.

Shup It's Christmas
A discrepancy between my behaviour/the impression that I give, and what I say has been inadvertently brought to my attention. (Yes, yell "HYPOCRITE!!!!!" at your leisure you hater pricks). To that end...herewith an early Christmas blog...fuck Halloween, we don't have Thanksgiving, get with the programme arseholes. I don't much like Christmas (biggggggggg surprise huh?). For many reasons, but the pertinent one is the focus on the dollar value/status of a present versus the act and thought of giving...I may've given the impression that I ascribe to that thinking. Nothing could be further from the truth. To THAT end...I haz an idea :D DON'T RUN AWAY YET The idea is kinda simple...I want to give stuff to you fucks for Christmas. Because I'm at the arse end of the world, I have to get organised now. I also don't want to spend a lotta money cuz...well just cuz. I also like the idea of others giving. Rather than begging for addresses (for me, begging is more akin to 'haras

Blah Blah What Ya Wanna Know
Okay a friend challenge me to write a two page blog, about emanon, sooo since my average blog is 4-6 pages, and being no stranger to writing 10+ page blogs... i figured instead of just writing i will ask what do you want to know and will answer that, depending what you ask i may not answer depending on certain things.. but shall try to answer em in all hm two pages..damn her... why not 4 or 5 ...., the blog is now 6 pages..and i havent even answered the questions below lmao Master Yugihow did you get into the blood fetish Moethow do you feel about relationships, one on one, do you believe in that, are you able to be with one person? I know we talked about your sexual addiction, will that prevent you from ever being with just one person? SpinozaDo you intend on being a Master for the remaining of your life?If so, why is that? Sweet KandyDo you eat peanut butter on pancakes?What are you views on the death penalty?Should child molestors be castorized? (Sp chk plz)If the entire wor

It's Sciencey
This was name crisis' idea so you can all blame him or give him credit. I am going to hold a Sciencey Fair. What makes a picture Sciencey? 1. it must be done on white paper (it can be lined) because that's sciencey 2. It must be in marker (or crayon but not pencil cuz that's ghey) and at least 2 but no more than 5 colors. That shows effort. 3. it must be Sciencey so if you want to draw your ingrown toenail it must be presented as: the effects of putting my swollen broke down toe into too small highheels or soemthing like that. 4. Must be hand drawn 5. Must be as vague and as detailed free as possible but must get your point across. EX: sciencey plan for moon domination by throwing sciencey stuff at the moon. (this actually happened btw) contest rules: all entries must be submitted by Friday November 13th final grades will be given out on Friday November 20th You are not limited as to sciencey subjects. You can use previous sciencey drawings if you have one. Yo

Feelings For Somebody
If you have feelings for somebody and you think their strong but afraid to tell them.But You never saw them in person is it possably to love somebody you never met?I mean I feel like it is.I cant stop thinking about this person and drives me up the wall no matter what i do or where Im at the person is in my head.Or should I just let it go cause its never going to happen in the real world:( ....

Bi
Its impossible to find another woman nowadays, unless she is a stupid trendy "bi" poser, trying to get attn from men. I've been bi ever since I remember myself. I used to spy on our neighbor across the building and watch her get undressed when I was 7, thinking "hmm, I wanna see more" ( I was a fuckin perv) In HS, I got my first O from being with a chick (she was my friend first, then we decided to compare our parts, and the rest is history). I had no idea what happened, cept that it felt great. We would do it in the shower every day, so I got totaly hooked on pussy. Those days are over :( The only chicks on Craigslist are trannies, fakes, or fatasses. Dammit, why is this so hard to find a woman? lol

Racist Cunt, Anyone?
This morning there was a mumm posted calling fubar a white racist. This mumm was reported not because the mummer had an issue with fubar, or with white people as a whole, but because the way the person went about spewing his vile racist hate in general. This twat waffle made Dana look like a cross between Santa and a cuddly teddy bear.As always, read from the bottom up... and as Raist says, comments are our friends.->879999: You have no clue what my political leanings are. You have no clue what I think of Obama as a president OR as a person. You just assume you know me, my thought process or my political leanings. Now, begone little boy.879999: because i'm not yours; i biracial too; but i care; u don't->879999: You are a disgrace to your race, and to the HUMAN race as well. Be gone.->879999: I never said I was mad we had a biracial president, ya twat waffle. And you have no mumm, genius. You lost it. I wasn't the only one that reported you, by the way.879999: rasicist; your the one w

I Admit My Ass Is Implants....
I have been called allot of things lately, so i decided to list all my faults and then you can decide if you still want to be my friend... My ass is fake about 2 years ago i got implants I am popular in my own mind... I use people to make my way to the top I am a heartless bitch that cares nothing for anyone If you do not play well with me i drop you fast Well those are some of the things ive been accused of being lately. So i say to you ( the readers of this blog) I am just me. if you dig deep enough you will see that im pretty nice and genuinely care about you. Also i am flakey i disappear alot because my life is nuts lately. I wont sit here and complain about the crappy things going on cause well its just not me... I like to make people feel better most of the times. So i say you have a choice.. you can put up with the bullshit that is me and meet a person who is sweet or you can move on the choice is yours... END RANT 1. the ass is really mine i grew it myself 2. Sunday

Demons And Angel Abilities
We have some cool stuff coming down the pike. I wanted to give all you fubarbarians and chance to give us some input on angel and demon abilities. If you have an idea of a cool special ability, please post it in a comment. Thanks for your support. Scraps

Friends :)
hey all. In the last 3 days I've had over 30 friend requests, and have already cleared out my list twice in the last month with people that don't talk to me..lol So this is a test. Many people friend to earn points, or to see how many friends they can accumulate.. so I'm wondering how many actually want to be my friend, or who is looking for points. This should be interesting :p

Balance In All Things
Boops said I couldn't do a nice blog. Actually she said I couldn't do a lovey-dovey blog. And she's kinda right, but I can do a nice blog. Well, I can do a not not-nice blog. Hopefully. I was gonna do it individually, but then I thought that would start a 'oh noes I'm not here', 'she mentioned X first she likes X better' 'who the fuck does this chick think she is' bullshit...and I'm kinda sick of bullshit. So this is not about just my 'family', or my 'friends'...this is about some fu-peeps, who I enjoy...whether or not I interact with them a lot/not much/not at all. I love smart people...truly smart people - self and world aware, and intellectually just switched on. I love witty people...ones that get that 'oh you bitch/bastard I can't think of a response to that' look on my face, and the ones that play in true laugh out loud fashion...no teehees or chortles, that bust-a-gut surprised-laugh cuz you're so damn funny. I love caring and nurturing people...giving of t

The Day Is Here..:(
Hellooo My Family n Friends..I will be admitted tomorrow at 9am..n believe me I am tottally scared..for those that dont know what is going on..I had throat cancer n I have been taking Cetuximab (Erbitux) n still do..Last week I had to have more test done n they have found that the cancer has spread to my stomach..I have 44.5% I will be taking Chemotherapy before surgery to help shrink tumors so that it can be more easily removed...N Radiation to kill any cancer cells that might remain around my stomach..So yes everyone I am scared..all I want from everyone is prayers n if I dont get through this remember I love everyone of u...This is how I am feeling..just messed up..y in the world do we have to have a germ that can kill us..but I will do my best to get through this n Say I Did It!!!! I beat it!!!!..I cant have flowers or gift so please understand just leave me a message on my page n I will have my computer in my room after they Sanitize it..so as much as I know what I will be going

Tag!!!
Instructions......(I was tagged by Kevin) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am the authority on all things midget 2.Boobs can tuck into socks 3.I am messy. Get used to it! 4.I love nerds 5.I haz teh ghey 6.Not really. ppl assume I'm either a lesbian or Bi.. I am neither.. I loooove the cock! 7.I am not interested in your NSFWs 8.Just because I am nice to you.. does NOT mean I want to fu*k you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9.I can watch Family Guy all day everyday if I had to. 10.I love mumm orgies with: Pixie 1HOTMAMA DADDY ROCKS HARD JAMES J Cannibal

Mummers Photo Album
THEY LOST ALL THEIR FAME AND MONEY TO DRUGS AND LOOSE WOMEN KEVIN WISHES JUST ONCE THEY COULD GO OUT WITHOUT EVERYONE STARING CRYSTAL YOU HUSSY!! AND KIT TOO!! I AM SHOCKED AND DISMAYED HE SWEARS NEVER TO DRINK THAT MUCH AGAIN

Drink, Drank, Drunk
So, it's Saturday night, I don't have to work until 1ish tomorrow, and I have lots of alcohol in the house. I have some sitting here on my lap, some beside me on the floor, and more in the kitchen. I want you to help me make a new drinking game. I make the first rule... you make the rest... and I will follow them. ANY RULE, no matter how ridiculous will be followed. Free TV : Ustream Have fun... Rule #1: Whenever anyone new posts in the blog, I take a drink. Rule #2: Cursing in the blog causes two drinks (Crystal) Rule #3: Bawk like a chicken in between drinks (Deacon) Rule #4: Call Deacon's Slave's Snapvine and take a shot while leaving the message (Deacon's Slave) Rule #5: Spin around before taking each drink (Fenrir) Rule #6: Body shot for every blue name that comes in (Viper) Rule #7: Listen to Davie Bowie (Anon) Rule #8: Drink every time an 11 is rated (sideways Head) Rule #9: Anyone who asks to see tits must take

Couple Updates To The Site Today..
for those who haven't noticed, we just enabled some updated tooltips. they look about the same as before, but we redid a bunch of the javascript and other logic that made them work. hopefully they're much smoother, more reliable and easier to use than before (this includes the tooltips used in the shoutbox). if things seem weird for you, hold your shift key down and hit the 'refresh' button on your browser. that should force your browser to download the newest javascript if it missed any earlier. let me know if you notice any problems with the updated tooltips, or if they seem to work better. also, i'm just about done with the top dudes and chicks of fubar page. i'll probably make it public tomorrow afternoon. the rankings will be generated every week (probably wednesday nights). we have a couple other good enhancements that will hopefully be ready before monday.... stay tuned! -mike

Traitorous Hearts
Id like to explain why I was pondering deleting my account recently. As some of you know I had met someone on here who I thought I knew very well after having a lengthy friendship it developed into something more and sentiments of love and being together were discussed on a constant basis. Things were good before we got involved but then headgames began and for what reasons I have no clue. No one put a gun to her head and said to commit and no one told her that she had to say words like "I want to spend my life with you" or "I adore you" or "I love you" for that matter. Phone calls every day, texts upon waking up declaring love for one nother but why the lies? At first it was such stupid shit, like putting crush on me and then taking it off and replacing it with a fake accounts crush, and her saying "I don't think I did", then came a pic of her with a guy obviously embracing in the background that she didnt notice, and again a denial and multiple stories, and still I believed it. Y

Fu Challenged
well I have tried , several times, to post a blog with a link to the auction or my auction photo , and Fued it up everytime..Is there any hope for an old fart like me? Perhaps not..But I am dense enough to try again, but by other means, to draw attention to me..there's more than one attention whore on Fu..lol

Post 'em
ok, everybody here should post at least one secret, sin, or confession...bring it on...let's keep it going. I'll go first...old transgression. I once made out with a girl because our guy friends offered us 20 bucks. however, she was drunk and i kept all the money. more to come...

Dsc Members List
This is the DIRTY SOUTH CREW The BEST of the BEST on fu Before any new member is added here, they will have to add, fan and rate the profile of ALL members before them. **If you do not see yourself on this list, please contact me for an explanation** If you don't have either DSC or Dirty South Crew attached to your nickname, I will assume that you have left the crew and you will

Is It Just Me?
Having a chat in shoutbox got me wondering. I have one person on this website, that everytime i see him i cringe. I completely hate him. I find myself alienating my friends that have recently added him, and i know that sounds childish. But i just hate seeing him around. My mood totally changes, from good to angry. Am i the only person this happens too? Yes i should grow up and deal with it, it's just a website. But it affects me so bad that i just can't help it. So instead of telling people how i feel, and why i don't visit anymore, i just dont go. So if you dont see me on your page, now you know why. I don't blame you, or even him. It's me. Hope you understand. So is it justme? Do you have people like that? Or is Emo Cubby just lost his mind again? Your thoughts?

Would You Stay?
OK, todays question.... First the set up... This is my blog, my question, so my scenario. Please don't say... "Well, that would never happen" or something along those lines. Cause in this particular case IT IS. OK, so we all know that women fake orgasms. Its a fact. Yes, it has been done to you guys. More times than you realize. Now for the most part we do this to make the guy feel better. So his ego isnt bruised, or just down right destroyed. With that in mind, here is the question I give you today.... Ladies, would you be able to stay with a man that, no matter how hard he tried, couldnt ever get you to orgasm? Men, Would you be able to stay with a woman that no matter what you did, she didn't orgasm? This means no faking either. LOL In both scenario the sex was good - just minus the orgasm for her. AGAIN, Don't venture out of this scenario. This is the situation I am asking you to comment on. If you can't answer honestly, please don't comment. Th

Hugh's Fueral
All week Hugh has been telling me how he is dieing of the Swine Flu, I shed many tears this week knowing that a dear friend would shortly perish. Today he tells me hes feeling better, this comes as a disappointment since Ive picked out the dress. I even had my whole Mystery woman outfit picked out. I was going to wear Jacki O sunglasses a big wide brim hat and red lipstick with a black slinky dress and high heals. I had the whole placing a single red rose on his casket and sighing planned out. Hes taken all this away from me, so my choices were limited, hence why I picked out a few people to help me Kill HIM.... I WILL NOT LOOSE MY CHANCE TO PLAY THE MYSTERY WOMAN....

Watch Your Usb's
It seems some have influnace a sexy greek geek of mine to become a nun... THis is a tragidy to man(and woman) kind. If this person continues to uncorup people whom will I play with .. Whom will I talk about tub rubbing with, or coke can cocks? who will i ask if this bra looks good with or with out panties?... Who will be my Greek Goddess of Perversion? .... It is my soul purpose to put a stop to this madness at once.... I will snap ubs's if i must. *shuns!*

Lets Face It.
This might be harsh. But i am finding out that im not as sweet as i thought i was. I cannot stand my friends list getting too big for many reasons. one is, dead weight. its not your fault or mine it is what it is and thats just the way things go sometimes. two is, my alerts, bulletins, etc. call me crazy but i like it when all i see is actually what i care to see. three is, i over analyze, get moody, and just dont really like having people on my lists that seem to have issues with me but yet wont cunt up and say something to my face. Sometimes im wrong about this, and sometimes im not. if you find yourself gone and have no idea why....sorry, dont take it personal. im just a moody cunt today.

Secret Admirers!!
I have been discussing with a few of my friends about the correct way of picking who on the page could be the secret admirer.. I have tried to make intellectual choices on who it could be... Ive tried various patters here's a list of those patterns: 1.Morphs 2. People expressing their opinions with their middle digit 3. Cartoon Characters 4. Sayings like "Bite me" 5. the middle row only 6. choosing a checkers pattern, starting from top left 7. all the tattooed people 8. men with no shirts. The list goes on... apparently Seamus wonders why all the fat older chicks seem to be the right guess. Ketch22 was mentioning that he saw an older man turn into a unicorn the other day, I seriously believe that Name Crisis would love for all the woman to be "doable" also he apparently hates the flashing auto 11's.. These are just some of the reasons i hate playing this game that and i only usually get 1/7.... By the way I love you witty, mop, hugh, blue, pixie, seamus (sometimes), na

Spotlight!!
I am bidding on tomorrow's Spotlight, I would like to thank you all for helping me become a whore..... I have to tell you that I will be stealing a picture from each of my sponsors. But I also have to confess that I might have misplaced a whole freaking list.. So please if i skipped you or forgot promise you will accept my apology now. Also feel free to tell me if you are one of my sponsors so I can sneak you into my special mention.... love Wicked PS i have had fantasies of all the woman reading this blog

Contest Over
I know, it's not quite a week, sorry if you had something planned...go emo blog about it (it's the in thing to do). What was meant as fun, as a jab at some of the sanctimony...has apparently upset the sensibilities of some to the extent that 'I can no longer respect you/like you' is actually being said. I do not like to be the perpetrator, or instigator, of crap like that...even when I know it's the result of blind obeisance and just a smidgen of insecurity. Regardless, I'm too fucking lazy to perpetuate drama, too wise to try and teach a baboon quantum physics, and too damn shallow to really give a fuck about the aforementioned sensibilities. Moving on to the important part - prizegiving and such like (cuz you were all whores, right? 'swhy you took part...uh huh...)- basically, erm, if ya want an HH, you got one...if you don't...well talk to me and we'll figure something out (except for you Helly, someone has to hold my hand when I use mine, so you're tagged...Liverjuice c

Boredom For The Masses?
I am here at night and none of you have anything to do so help me make a few choices: 1. I found out today that Seamus is an ordained minister, he didn't divulge this information before we got fu married is this grounds for a divorce? 2. George Westhaven (the third) is seriously having an identity crisis, will she ever go back or shall i take over her name? 3. Why do all the cool kids have Wicked in their name, are they named after me? 4. Should i kick misfit out the door to get groceries or should i get them for her? 5. My mom left for England today, should i hide and go with her? 6. I'm craving chocolate but cant have any, whip cream and berries? 7. I sent a few farting dudes out today cause it made me laugh, did it make you laugh? 8. Doug just bought me the Runs, does he know my fascination with healthy poo? 9. What colour should i paint my walls? 10. Should i let some people out the closet? dungeon or point and laugh at them.... These are my questions to you..... Wicked

Dear Wicked
Hello I am Wicked the girl you all love to hate... Ive decided to do a blog where you the blog reader and responder may ask me any thing you want and I will be blunt and honest with all my answers.... By the way its Seamus' birthday on Sunday say happy birthday to him and tell him i sent you .... Thank you Wicked

Fubar Street Team Bounty
I am moving the Fubar Street Team Bounty Vault to this blog. Please post your bounty as a comment and provide a little information on the who, what, where and how. Here are a few of the ones that people have turned in. Please post in your gallery in a folder called Fubar Street Team. You can then copy the image link and paste into a comment. This will allow us to see results more quickly. Also, it gives other users the option to click to your page.

15,000 Comments Needed For Vip...closed!
hey could you stop by this link and give me some photo comments, just click on the pic and it will take u to comments....friend nice enough to hook me up with VIP ..... so could I get some help plzzzzz? THANKS SO MUCH!!!

Flashbacks
Last night I was stuck on Deacons playlist,,,which gae me that oh so great nostalgic feeling for a bit..however it left many things in my head. So I will now leave them in yours...if you are near my age...you may get a few memories of your own ~Izod shirts(pastel colors) ~rubber ducky condom tshirts ~penny loafers..WITH the penny ~jelly sandals ~wicker sandals ~hammer pants ~puma tennis shoes ~ratted hair ~aqua net hairspray ~jolt cola ~zots candies ~sea monkies ~magic 8 ball ~Casey Kasem ~radio dedications ~Knight Rider ~ Miami Vice ~Ripped denim ~ Waynes World ~Encino Man ~mullets And now for yourviewing pleasure/disdain whichever it may be.....

Test Results
Ok, so I just wanted to let everyone know that my blood work results came back and everything was normal. I know, it's hard to believe that I'm NORMAL, but it's true!!! Woo hoo!Thank you to EVERYONE who has been supportive through this past couple of weeks. I really appreciate everything that you have all done for me.*This blog marked NSFW because of Emanon and Freak being perverts in the comments. Blame them.

Not That Easy!
A blog entry has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can create a NSFW private blog or mark your entries as NSFW. You can create a NSFW private blog and manage your blogs entries by clicking the blogs link. This blog entry removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. --------- cunt!!!

Fu-break
I'm done. Had enough of people who would rather spend their time making others miserable like themselves, than anything else. I took a break from Christmas till about April, and was extremely happy. I come back here a few weeks, and have had nothing but stress and drama. I have a life, and I'd rather live it happily, than deal with the childish, petty, spitefulness I've been dealing with on here the past 2 weeks. There are a few on here that I will keep in touch with, of course, and anyone else that wants to keep in touch, feel free to find me on yahoo... my username is a little obvious ;) Thank you to those who stuck by me in these testing times, and I'm not going to say any more about it, but those of you who know me, and were here for me, I truly appreciate it. I will never forget that. Anything else that's said about me, or whatever, idgaf. I'm not talking to any of the people that started all this shit, so whatever they say from now on is strictly their own mindless drivel, due

Jim
Ok This dude got butthurt by Supe in a MuMM, so he started to give Supe a bunch of low rates. He had Supe blocked so I sent him a beer and this is the message that I sent and his reply. from: Jim Online (On and off...Leave message) Novi, MI subject: RE: Bounty Hunter™ sent you a Budweiser received: 01/10/2009 04:18 pm replied: 01/10/2009 04:19 pm block this member Flag as spam Well if he wasnt so dumb he would realize that after you vote a few 1's they wont let you vote anymore until you vote a little higher for a few so I had to vote a few womens pics on his page higher so I could get some more 1's...Too bad that idiot cant live in the same state as me, Then the fun would start === 'Bounty Hunter™' wrote the following at '2009-01-10 16:15:13'.. > > "Superman said thank you for the points dipshit. " After receiving his reply he decided to take it to the shoutbox. Read from the bottom up. ->Jim: did he hurt your feelings? you are 41 for fucks

Family/friends/#s/and Pffffffft On It All
Interesting thing, I have been blocked by someone who was once high on my friends list and #2 on my family list. Life goes on... So as i was going around rating family and friends i noticed by startling comparison, i'm not # anything to my family or friends!!!!! And then it occurred to me, i joined fubar to blog about politics and write some of my micro-fiction just to see how people would respond to it. Not for any of the other BS, in fact i don't even know how i got beyond the MuMMs... Then i remembered... nobody really reads my blogs... and even fewer leave feedback... Then i realized I have actually blocked people which i uesed to find funny and commented how overly serious blockers were. So, i am unblocking the people who are blocked, deleting #s from family and friends, removing family and friends... you'll see me much less & hear from me even less often. I think everyone involved will be happier... I love and hate you all equally... DP

The Mistletoe Contest!
Please be patient while the image loads...rate/re-rate the blog while you're waiting? :) CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS....SYN, AND LADY DI! FINAL SCOREBOARD: 1901 - Cyth - 2 2573 - Jumpmaster82 - 500 3284 - Radioguy - 5144 3420 - Tobruk - 1 3734 - Wolf - 2 6304 - Barbie Doll - 40 7050 - Catch & Release - 1 9903 - Kimmy - 9720 17271 - mrluvvit - 60 20983 - Pete - 1 22902 - Whips - 10 27338 - Blue Eyed Devil - 1 28953 - Gman01 - 15 28962 – Juicy – 1 29902 - Whips - 3 33820 - PetiteFleur - 4 34979 – Stang – 1 37124 - ME - 2 37744 - Dark - 2 38622 - JR - 1 39117 - Jay - 1 39589 - Lord - 20 - Blocked me after delivery. 39861 - mjblett - 7 40727 - Hooligan Inc - 1 44435 - Jose - 2 45062 - nicklzz - 1 45194 - Blair - 1 45592 - Country Girls Love Country Boys - 10 47004 - J Bumb - 2 47207 – OrangeBananas – 11 47508 - RJ - 2 48767 - David - 16 51751 - Liberty - 2 53020 - William - 10 59120 - SexyPirate13 - 410 60152 - Crazy Bitch - 2 62416 - Ch

I Figured It Out!!
Something's been bugging me...ok, so a lot of things bug me...but something's been bugging me and I couldn't quite figure out quite what/why. You may need a drink to follow this...just a friendly warning. I am quite comfortable with being a bitch (however one defines that - people's names for me say more about themselves than me blah blah blah). I am also quite comfortable being 'mean'. Y'see...I justify it to myself...or, as can be the case, I kick myself for wrongdoing, harder than any of you could fucking dream of. And...I take the consequences of my actions. Y'see...I'm stoical...so I get that people expect me to always tough it out. I'm giving (fuck off I am too, to some...ok very few) and I get that people expect that role of me always...I have an opinion, I absolutely expect to be asked to back that opinion up...etc etc I say what I think and do what I like...AND I TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT What's been bugging the everloving bejesus shit out of me is th

Women
Reason #694 I do not like woman and do not get along with most of them: If you mention a quality or "talent" about them you don't like, they usually respond with "Well you're a fat cow." "You're fat." "You're ugly." etc. Me telling you I think you have a crappy personality or you can't sing e.g., is no reason to attack my looks. Yeah, I'm not anorexically thin, I apologize. *eye roll* Thanks for pointing it out to me.

~level These People First~
ITEM OF INTEREST: If you are done rating a person and they are still not leveled, PLEASE leave us a note in the comments section telling us how many points the person still needs. The same holds true if you level a person... Thank you for your cooperation! ================================================= PEOPLE WITH 10000 or less DJ BEETLE ~~OWNER OF BEETLES AFTER MIDNIGHT LOUNGE@ fubarLEVELED!!! =========================================================== PEOPLE WITH 10000-20000 TO GO Humor is subjective...@ fubarneeds 10556 with 110 pics and 46 stash!!!!...hes been on our list for awhile. lets make him priority 1...!!!! ===================================================== PEOPLE WITH 20000-50000 Kristmas@ fubarLEVELED!!! Tall Pint of Guinness!@ fubar18299 to go with 157 pics and 8 stash ================================================== And finally from our own little happy family circle:

For Fun
So I have seen several of my friendsdo this similar blog..and it always ends up interesting. I would like to know more about many of the people I talk to on here. So here it is..I am asking you to each tell me one thing about yourself..but it has to be truthful. And in turn I will answer any question asked of me with 100% honesty So....wanna play?

Its Mikeys Birthday!!...pics Here !!
its the scrawny fuggers birthday...lets look back on some snap shots of his life Lordy lordy at that fro hair ! some day he will be a man ..... I think we all know about his work ethic and his ablilty to think thats just fine he sure does love spending time with his older ex fighter dude friend good thing every dog has his day ....even Mike

What Is All Of This "mfkn" Really About ?
..so every now and then, while I float around here, observing the general behavior of people on here, sometimes you come across things, while other things are just right there in your face. In this entry, we'll address an area of which so many of you have seen, commented on or are a part of... MFKN What exactly is MFKN? We all know what it means obviously in its' shortened lingo. But of late I've come to find out that it's actually one of those Fubar "groups" or "families" so to speak that have always been popular on here over the course of time. Think Juggalos, 2nd Alarm Hotties, Bad Girls Club..etc...It gives I guess people something to be a part of around here. Personally, the closest I've ever gotten to being involved with anything like this on here was advising the 2nd Alarm Hotties for awhile when they were having fake issues and trying to explain to them what a real "hottie" was supposed to be. Just because I don't do it doesn't mean you shouldn't. Do what you enjoy. But any

More Levels In The Works..
We're working on adding 5 more levels to the site. We'd like most of the members of the site to experience the new levels, so we'll be easing up some of the requirements in the 31-40 range when we launch the new levels. We'll also be creating a Hall Of Fame page for the few members that were able to make it up to level 40 before we launch the new levels. With the new levels you can expect some point/fubuck requirements like in the past, as well as the Achievement system and other requirements needed to move up from 41-45. We'll also be nerfing some of the older requirements that were bottlenecking too many people (such as the spotlight requirement :)). ETA for levels 41-45 is about 1-2 weeks. Stay tuned... we'll have a few surprises in there too and some new abilities for you to unlock as you level up. :D -mike

I Fuckin Hate..........
i fuckin hate........... only getting in one day of work a week, if i`m lucky living in so cal sometimes, water the lawn 2 x a day so it doesn`t dry out and die and then have to cut it 2x a week that i want to do severe bodily damage to someone, but i can`t find the fucker global warming/climate change whatever you want to call it. my crops are flowering too fuckin early. the plants should be at least a foot taller stupid fuckin people end of fuckin rant until somthing else pisses me off and i really hate it when someone i really care about has a major problem and i can`t help her

My Trusted Worker Bee
I have a great employee, Hes been with me for the last 10 years and I rely on him daily. Hes there ready to work every morning and is one of the last to shut down at night. Hes faithful and has never asked for much just a smile and a good word once in a while. Last night, I got some bad news.. He decided it was time for him to retire, I don't want to see him go because he been with me since i started this journey. Ive seen workers come and go but he has stuck threw thick and thin, with me. He stood behind me every step of the way.. I am very sad to see him go, I have thought of ways to keep him. even my trusty friend Hugh has given me a few ideas. But he seems determined to get out while he still has a little juice left in him... I even stumped so low as to caress him, he still refused to budge that's when i hit him slightly on the side.. he was appalled. !0 years of service and he leaves on a sour note.. I start crying because its like a part of me and my company are dieing as wel

More Of Today's Stupid
I'm only speaking for me here, you may or may not agree with me, you may or may not be offended by some or all of this. I don't rightly care. There's a saying about how if everybody thinks you're an arsehole, you're probably doing something right. I tend to like that saying because if anyone can piss off a wide array of people, it's me. It's often been suggested (*gasp* in real life too!) that if anyone can bring peace to the Middle East, it's me...they'd just have to meet me and be united by their mutual dislike of me. And I don't mind that. Because most people ascribing to a group are too afraid to be an individual. And groups are such amorphous globs of non-meaning that anyone with three functioning neurons is going to have to disagree with something it 'stands for' at some stage...and I'm sure as fuck not concerned about the people with less than three functioning neurons. So I'm disliked (I hate the term hater) by two main groups on here...basically...'ye olde

Work..work....work....work....work..
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average po

Important
Made you look! Bwahahaha!!! Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand CHORUS: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see CHORUS CHORUS (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Insi

Blog Strike Over!
Hello my name is Wicked and I'm a blog whore... Some of you might have seen me in Hugh's Spotlight, Wicked wins! or even I'm Evil..... I must confess a few of my sins... 1. I went on blog strike to see who would stick around 2. I am a blog hijacker, a blog whore 3. I am now a mumm hijacker at times 4. I have been known to hijack photo comments I am an addict, if i have ever hurt you by any of the above mention I will apologize now... I am sorry! I can not help myself I get into a blog and I believe im funny so i make comments i want the attention i have got to have it... I am the universe!!! sorry i slipped there.... Needless to say I appreciate you all putting up with my bullshit... and those who can can go fuck themselves.. LOVE YOU WELL SOME OF YOUWICKEDPS IM ABOUT TO WHORE

Randoms
Today, i want to know random things about everyone...at least 1 but hopefully more. Jenniy random # 1: The scar on my ass in my nsfw pics came from a kid hitting me with a bicycle when i was 11. It took 14 stitches, I think.

Questions 7-10-09
Ask me ANYTHING And for the smartasses out there, this doesn't mean type in Anything? and laugh...it means ask me some friggen questions. Curious about me? Ask. Curious about the workings of nature? Ask. Curious about why you fail? Ask. Relationship advice? Ask. Just...ask something, I'm bored.

Gay Debate Ii----- Homo Erectus▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blame Spinoza, he is the one who told me to blog this... Yes I know Homo Erectus has nothing to do with gays :P Ah, well this is certainly different than the many political debates I get in on here.... Blogging Buffoon Activated Damn fu has blog limit..so for .. this is part two...For part I click here for all... three of you actually who keep telling me to update this crap... youtube debates are fun.... Addy4473 @waxxjf: :) You just need to understand what I'm trying to say. So I'll sum up in this message.1. Jesus may not have outright spoken against homosexuality, but that doesn't mean that He condoned the process. Jesus is God, the Son of God. Thus, He humbles Himself to the Father, and agrees with the Father. He is in the Father, and the Father in Him. If God the Father instituted a law against homosexuality, He will not disagree with the Father, but on the contrary, agree with Him. Thus, if God the Father says that it is an abomination, Jesus will agree with Him. It's

Cyber Fucking And Orgy For All The Asshurt Crybabys And Pussys..cum Get Sum
So yesterday some fuckface whining crybaby, or may I say crybabys bitched to the bouncers bout me and my girl getting it on in a mumm,lol.Obviously I was given a warning, but like I give a shit.Anyways we welcome all women regardless of shape or size to join,lol. AND WOMEN ONLY!,no men allowed,lol.Fuck it I dont give a shit whether your 18 or 58,lol.Oh and to you asshurt crybaby snitches, come get some muthafucka's..ANY FUCKIN DAY,lol. And don't worry, I got a shitload of babywipes on the side ready for you whiners..LOL..damn I'm already getting hard as I type this,lol.

Goodbye
So, James was deleted with no explanation. After spending hundreds of dollars, and countless hours on this site, as well as shamelessly promoting it to level to 30, it no longer seems worth it. I have some bling to get rid of. I have some tickers to run. I need to get contact info from some of you. I'll be around for a few days to get these things, and then I'm done. I'm not being emo because someone upset me. This site has simply pissed me off. Just because it pissed me off though, doesn't mean that YOU sholdn't enjoy it.

Best Playlist Bling Contest!!!!
Hello everyone :) I seriously need some new music on my external drive...so; I've decided to hold a "best play list bling contest" If you feel you have the best play list on fu...give me a link to your page and I'll check it out!!! 1st prize: Boomerang & pimphand 2nd prize: Boomerang 3rd prize: 10 credit bling of your choice 4th prize: 1 day blast or 5 credit bling your choice 5th prize: 1 day blast or 5 credit bling your choice If you do not have a playlist, I totally understand. Please put your suggestions below and I will check them out....you may still win j/s. *lilboops and sio are already in teh contest by default. I have spent many days on their pages listening to their lists. If you'd like to nominate a friend...feel free :) UPDATE!!!! 1-12-11 DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE AND LONG/MULTIPLE PLAYLISTS I WILL BE EXTENDING THE CONTEST UNTIL 1-23-11 HIGH NOON FU TIME! *sorry if your panties are wadded, blame the "mummers" they helped me make up my mumm and

Kara, Polar Bears, And Lions Oh My!
Ok, so here is the crazy dream I had last night. It's a long one cuz I wrote down everything so I could remember it. So, it started (I think) with Kara and I walking down a street. Somehow though, we were in this like real life version of the mumms. IDK! You could literally walk up the the MUMM List and be brought to that mumm. Anyways, I don't know what happened but somehow you brought up the fact you were carrying a gun on you and I was like wtf, why? Then I saw a lion. So, I was all like be really quiet and we both laid down on the sidewalk. Then the lion came up to me and I could feel it smelling me. But, then it walked away. I looked up at you, and somehow we were now on opposite side of the street and at an intersection, but we were still laying down. I proceeded to look to my left, where I saw another lion. I looked back at you, looked back at the lion, and quickly laid still. Again, the lion approached me. Instead of smelling me, this lion laying down with its

Fubar Takes Chicago
On August 5th, Fubarians from all over will be descending en masse on the Museum Of Science and Industry in Chicago. What better way to solidify those friendships that have begun through the worldwide network called the internet than a place that has an exhibit called NetWorld? "This is going to be the longest week ever" was uttered more than a few times by Brain Ninja NGUNS when solidifying plans for the 5th. She elaborated on how excited she was by stating "We'll be taking so many pictures! Like every 12 steps!" Jedi Master Goatse simply declared that he was heading "straight for the poop exhibit", which shouldn't be any surprise to anyone who has had any encounters with the gapped-butted man. Why the windy city? A certain Fubarians has a layover at a certain airport in the area on her way to the opposite coast from which she previously lived. She making a permanent move out there and it's one of those "do it now or never" kind of things. The identity of said individua

Drill
Drill.... Dependable Respectable Illustrious Lubricated Love of my life There was a man named Drill he was a very handsome man whose pants I would always want in.. Unfortunately that bitch JWH keeps taking him from me as soon as i get his pants off... I heart him He sends me boobs... I sent him anal beads and lube.... It must be love Damn that bitch just got him again.... go pick on the shit hawk PS i did one of those test that you put your first names to see if would be love we scored 99% Wicked

Oh For The Love Of God!
I had to rewrite this like 3 times when trying to mumm but I just give up now cos mumm making is retarded! Anyways my topic for the mumm was 'Do we all wanna look caucasian?' This pertains to women opting for surgeries to make themselves look prettier, smaller nose, lighter skin etc etc. I was focusing on eyelid surgery, a procedure operated mostly on Asian (Chinese, Viet, Japs, Korean etc) women and men. (Jackie Chan had it done). And it just made me wonder why having a double eye-lid was prettier, I mean honestly I find it prettier too. It makes the eye look bigger and is 'cuter'...I think. HOWEVER double-lids within out ethnicities is not veyr common. Apparently: 'Approximately 75 percent of all Koreans and 50 percent of all other Asians are born without the double eyelid crease.'. And yea natural double-lids are pretty but the operated ones are really obvious and do not look natural...but they are still regarded as prettier than the natural single lid and is something to aim

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the nicest people on fu is celebrating a birthday!!! Help her get fu-bucks for the spotlight!! Rate her shit.. send her bucks!!!!! YOu guys are fucking awesome.. Maybe a boob flash too. LOL.. MAYBE!!

The Simplicity Of It All Is That She's Simply Fake
Lord KNOWS I am no Johnny Devil, he is truly the father of all fake busters BUT, this one fell in my lap so I am just gonna put it out there...Now, I know she's crush and fubuck hustling so I wanted to make sure it was all out there.... Simplicity Simplicity@ fubar I saw this account scroll and a few years ago, I used to have this girl on my Myspace, and I thought it odd that as much as we used to talk, she'd be on FU and not on my friends list. When I hit the page, I knew immediately that she was fake because the account was written in good English (Maria is from Brazil & most of her pages are not in English, unlike this shout convo) and claimed to be from New York. No dice, so I hit her shout: Okay, so I will answer the fakes question...the REAL person's name is Maria Da Graca Mello. CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES ON THIS PAGE She's Charging 50k Fubucks for NSFW's, my guess is that they are from this site (click image below) I didn't p

Are Canucks As Fucked Up As They Seem?
first off this doesn`t apply to my new owner, bless her kind soul for saving me and disregard my status i`m still trying to think of a new one and this isn`t about wicked my lovely sweet fu wifey fuck,this must be about helly and her sending me links to every heiffer in lingerie on this damn site how can i get even with her?

Imma Middle Aged Retard...
YAY!! Apples(wtf): You're obviously here to be a middle aged retard with nothing better to do than to fuck with people. It's not considered to be illegal yet, that's what my Mumm and my thesis is based on, that it SHOULD BE. I'm not wasting my time with your stupid ass anymore anyway, peace bitch ->Apples(wtf): PS.. mayeb ONE serios remark.. I have 2 kids, and live next to a convicted child molester. he just moved in and am being forced to move myself due to it.. dealing with child rapists most of my life, i have done my research ->Apples(wtf): you need to reseacrh more, then.. cuz beauty pageants are a form of child pornography to many ppl... and please, if you feel the need to say something, keep it in the mumms.. my sb is for serious convos only.. and i'm not here to be serious today.. Apples(wtf): Are you new to that? Apples(wtf): No, I just act like a decent human being and don't try and incriminate people I don't know about ->Apples(wtf): lol... you're new to the mums

Wtf Is Wrong With Women?
Does the term dating apply to people who go to dinner, have sex, spend the night and see ya next week kind of thing? or is that just a booty call. but either way, would not consider that person you are dating, or sleeping with, a friend above anything else? So heres the situation... I was "dating" this woman Dawn, it was very casual to say the least, but what I have a problem with the termination of said relations is this: No phone call, no e-mail even...no text message, letting me know that she would not be seeing me anymore. I can completely understand that maybe she found the right guy for her and im happy for her, but some closure (or what ever you want to call it) to said relationship is what I deserved, right? or am I wrong? I went to look her up on the myspace, since she hadnt responded to my texts or Yahoo ims when i was off shore last, and when i see that she deleted me from myspace, and i find her, cuz obviously i know her last name, she has her relationship staus changed a

No Interracial Dating On The Fu?? Says Who??!!!!!
Shame shame shame that this woman thinks that she should be able to dictate who dates who on this site....or hell, anyplace in the world...sad huh?? Oh and if you want to know why her conversation is sooo "disjointed" it's because she runs her fingers then blocks so she can't be responded to.....so yeah it's because she's a pussy.....if she's on your list, you can tell her I said so......lmfao! Miss THIS IS NOT MY REAL NAME I HAD TO BE EDITED AND MY PIC WAS FLAGGED SO THIS IS NO LONGER MY DEFAULT PIC EITHER ~~PLZ do NOT rip. I work hard on my page & it doesn't need to be yours@ fubar So my bottom line is this... 1. If you don't agree with something such as interracial dating...don't do it...mind your business. 2. Don't be a pussy, if you have something to say then say it but leave the line of communications open for those who have differing opinions to have that discussion with you. 3. We all have the RIGHT to our own thoughts and opinions but we also h

Golden Showers
My dear squishy Hugh and I were discussing creating an enertaining blog about Golden Showers, we even discussed how Hugh enjoyed them and I despised them. After much deliberation on the blog I started typing and realized that I have nothing. Absolutely nothing worth posting about Golden Showers. I turned to my cute cuddly friend and told him that golden showers werent really funny and that unless his mouth was opended during the last shower I couldnt see the haha in it. We then discussed foods and what disgusting food have you eatten. I reminded him since im greek i eat lamb that turns on a spit with his eyes still staring at you.....So Im asking for help, my mind has gone and im drawing a blank. Entertian me dammit!

I Am Done
>bouncer: i am deleting..i am done gettin punished without any explanation..it is corrupt bulshitbouncer: i'm sorry->bouncer: this is bullshitbouncer: they wont tell me->bouncer: fuck this...someone is fucking with me and i am done...did they say for how long?bouncer: they wont say why...just gonna have to wait it out sweetie->bouncer: this is ridiculous!! havent bashed or broke the tos!! What did they say?->bouncer: why!?? I hae done nothig!!!how long? I havent bashed or anything!! wtf??bouncer: yep, youre on a fu time out->bouncer: TY dollbouncer: lol ok i'm shouting admin to find out if youre on a comment time out->bouncer: TY hun!@!! I have been good!bouncer: i can try->bouncer: can u find out if i lost my privis?? I have don NOTHING and cannot commentbouncer: course! whatcha need?->bouncer: hun can you help me?

Liars!
One day while in the white house I walked in on this hot woman in the tub... After she told Me to come over, we had sexual intercourse..which was amazing. She did not judge Me for having a half inch penis, and even though she was clearly unsatisfied with the sex, she did not tell Me. Since we each swore to secrecy this act and said we would not tell any one about it... I never thought any more about it.. Years later, after I went on trial for starting a cult where our main goal was the decimation and domination of the human species, I saw this on the news during My trial testifying about My characteristics... in her statement she said.. Since we each swore never to speak of it, My lawyer said that I could take legal action against her for breach of a verbal contract, since what she said is true I can not also add a slander charge to My case. So should I: Kill her before she tells them about the two minute sex Stab her in the throat so she cannot talk any more...wait... sh

Terrifying!!
Posted on Friday, July 24, 2009 6:12:23 PM by CMS • Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the bill becoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. If that is not available, you will be required to take the gov’t option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure!• Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefits you get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process) • Page 42: The "Health Choices Commissioner" will decide health benefits for you. You will have no choice. None. • Page 50: All non-US citizens, illegal or not, will be provided with free healthcare services. • Page 58: Every person will be issued a National ID Healthcard. • Page 59: The federal government will have direct, real-time access to all individual bank accounts for electronic funds transfer. • Page 65: Taxp

Confessions Chapter !
I’ve decided to be catholic for the day and confess all my sins… Well not all that would take years obviously and a lot of pages… Maybe we should call this Confessions Chapter 1. I had a crush on someone on fu. He intrigued me more then I was comfortable with. It ended badly that friendship but I blame myself for that. Yes I am still in love with Jeff and will always be but I will and still to this day believe that there are people out there that will catch your eye and inspire you. For what counts he did that! No there are no gory details about late nights… you people can be pervy! When I got knocked up im pretty sure it was the night I had a threesome… I have been with almost the same amount of boys as girls. When I met Witchie she was a little hostile, but I have seriously never felt so close to a woman in my life. I can honestly say that I could see her everyday without getting annoyed I don’t hate the shit hawk. I

Penis
Okay, this should be a blast! Let's see how many people we can get to play. The name of the game is, "Penis" and that says it all. All you have to do is leave a comment. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with the word PENIS. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!! I'll start... Kim- The Truth About Cats and Penis (Dogs)

My Wedding Day!
I am writing this to give you all a good laugh and to show sometimes when there are signs you should see them and run..... These are sure signs that you should not get married: 1. You buy your own rings.... 2. Your bridesmaids are both lactating 3. your corset you pre ordered months before is 3 cups sizes to bug. 4. the flowers you picked for your bouquet come and your father looks down and says those are the same flowers we throw on the coffin in Greece... 5. as soon as you walk out the house all ready a rain storm appears lasting the whole day 6. your wedding shots are outside in the said rain storm 7. you arrive at the church and your son is ill (scarlet fever) 8. you look down the isle and realize that there's no exit doors close enough to make a mad dash for it 9. Your dad says be strong as you walk down the isle 10. your dress wont hold up because you just spent the last 3 hours in the rain smiling pretty for the camera, so your aunt uses a large pin to hold it up. Peo

Changes To The "pimp Out" Feature..
Hey guys, So basically, the reason we've had to change it up is that it was simply to powerful as a feature. There wasn't enough space in the online bar for all the people who wanted to be pimped out. That leaves me with 2 options, A) I can make it so expensive (either using credits, ability points, etc) that fewer people can do it, or B) I can move it into space that will support the number of people who want to be pimped out. I chose B. We're still working on it to get people as much exposure as they had in the online bar, but we'll get there.It just take some tweaks and feedback from everyone to make it happen. -mike

This Blog Is About You..
Bored, so i figured i'd run my mouth a bit about shit i've seen around fubar.. Noticed some old MuMM regulars back in the MuMMs.. Glad to see some and hope they stay awhile.. Not really impressed with most of the new regular commenters I see in the MuMMs now.. Many of them are boring kiss asses.. Wannabe trolls.. or professional crybabies.. It seems to be the cool thing to bitch about the quality of MuMMs posted.. Ever since i have logged into fubar the content quality of the MuMMs has always been shit.. A good mumm was made by the comments.. The people I see bitching about bad mumms are the same people who post horrible MuMMs and horrible comments on a nightly basis.. They are boring people complaining about boring MuMMs because they expect people to entertain them.. These idiots are easy to spot because they usually reply to my posts with "x2" or "LOL" all the time.. I don't care that you agree with me or think i am funny.. Fuck off with your boring posts.. (Especially

Seamus Versus Wicked
It has come to my attention that Seamus does not believe i can not be nice helpful and sentimental for at least 48 hours. I have decided that we should make a bet out of this. I agree that Witchie(stupid spell check) should be the unbiased judge to our bet and will decide in the end who is the winner and who will be the looser. There will be no arguing as to her ruling and she has the power of the veto... If you witness one of us breaking said rules please rat Seamus out immediately.... Here are the rules: 1. Wicked must be nice and helpful threw out Monday and then again on Tuesday 2. Seamus must be genuine and sweet during these days to 3. We may not avoid being on Fubar if found guilty you forfeit and I immediately win the bet. 4. If and When Wicked wins you will pimp her out begging and stealing from everyone you know in order for her to get enough money for the spotlight.. 5. If Seamus wins Wicked will pay for the FU marriage for at least one months time, she will also

Dear Stalker
Dear Stalker, I appreciate your efforts the last few days, its nice to know I'm wanted. I love and appreciate all the comments especially the camel toe one. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I just have a few questions for you: 1. When will you be threw stalking me and move on to another? 2. When you do leave will I still hold a special place in your heart? 3. Can i get my pink polka dot panties back they kind of have the bra that matches? 4. Will you tell me that you are gone cause I should start locking the windows and doors again? Also Ill stop leaving snacks and drinks in my closet I think our time together is drawing to an end but I wanted to tell you from the bottom of my heart how much you mean to me. How when i turn the corner I will miss you being there in the trench coat and dark sunglasses and that big out of place floppy hat. I promise you our time together will always be something special to me.... I love you Witty Wicked

Updated Points For Rating, Commenting, And Some Special Ability Bling!
Hey folks, We're about to launch some changes that we've been thinking about for a long time. We feel like the old school behavior of rating and commenting on peoples profiles and photos has been forgotten and based on the feedback from a lot of long-time members.. we're not the only ones. To help this we've decided to make some changes to the point rewards for rating profiles and photos and leaving profile and photo comments. Because of these changes we've also had to adjust some special ability bling items so they retained the same (or more in certain cases!) value. Here's what we're starting with over the next 15-20 minutes, and we'll probably adjust these over time based on everyones feedback: * doubled the base point value for giving and receiving 11 ratings to profile and photos. * _drastically_ increased the base point value for giving and receiving non-11 ratings of profile and photos... * _majorly_ increased points for receiving and giving profile and photo c

Serving Overseas And Want A Free Fubar Shirt?
i have a bunch of fubar shirts sitting around my house (new and unused... ha!) and i wanted to send them to some of our fubar members that are on active duty overseas. if you're currently serving overseas or have a friend/family member over there, please click here to send me a private message. you *must* include their name, APO/FPO shipping address, and size (small-XXL). note-- if you don't include everything above, i can't ship it. i'll take the orders over the next few days, and try to get them sent out on friday. they probably won't make it in time for christmas, but hopefully soon after. cheers! update 12/17/08: all the shirts are now spoken for, i'll be spending the next day or 2 packaging them up and sending them out. thanks everyone who sent me an address! i'll be doing this again... don't worry. :D -mike

Im The Pimp And The Hoe.....
Argh Ive been debating whether or not to do this for weeks.. and I'm just going to do it and one day i hope you will all forgive me...... I want desperately to be a Whore for a day.... Please help .( i hate this) or don't either way ill stay the same bitchy evil woman I am now... For those of you who already did i am eternally grateful and your pissflap salutes are on the way... Thank you Wicked

Repent!!!
Lmao, My gay best bud got online and this is what he comes online to…Lmao Jason.. that is Me.. I am the forgotten son :P See I told you I could act like a Christian and that ya wouldn't be able to tell the difference.. LMAO No I do not share the views of those below..shit I am a atheist I do not even believe in the god or devil.. just thought it would be funny to mess with him since he has not been on for a year read from bottom up... L ' ange d...: well, you do that honey, pray all you want, and while your at it, ask god why he has let so many children go hungry, beatin, killed and throw to the side, molested, you would think a god, of his caliber wouldnt let little innocent babies be molested by grown menTo L ' ange d...: good day sirTo L ' ange d...: I shall pray for your soulL ' ange d...: you stick to what you do, and ill stick to what i do,†hê £ðrgð†...: Sir.. I am not attacking you, just want to save your soul†hê £ðrgð†...: homosexualityy is

Karma Sometimes Bites You Back!
The other day I was going to my nieces Dance recitals. The whole way i was thinking about the last time i went and how long and drawn out it was.. I was hoping this one was allot faster and more entertaining.. Don't get me wrong my nieces were great but watching the other 200 kids in between is what killed me. SO needless to say I wasn't that thrilled to go.. I find a parking lot near the theater and I'm overjoyed at the fact I don't have to walk.. I step out of my car and I'm walking up to the payment booth when a homeless man approaches me .. I think well either hes going to ask me for money (which i usually try to donate) or hes going to walk on by.. either way I'm fine.. Well he comes up to me and shows me a parking ticket that covers the whole day and hes willing to sell it to me for 5 dollars. I think to myself well a ticket for the evening is only 5 dollars whats the harm in buying his ticket and helping him out. SO of course me being who i am hand the guy % dollars tell him t

Love & Marriage...
Well I was bored and needed something to pass the time. Since Supe recommended an "engagement" blog & Em suggested an "open marriage" blog I figured I would broach the subject. It is estimated that anywhere between 1-9% of the American population is engaged in some sort of open relationship. For those not familiar with the lifestyle, those numbers seem high. For those of us who engage in it, we tend to believe the numbers are a little on the low side. Whatever the fact about how many people are getting away from "traditional" relationships, “poly” relationships are here to stay. Most statistics claim that around 60% of men and 40% of women have cheated in their relationships. Bible thumpers like to claim that it is natural for individuals to meet, fall in love with, and remain committed to only one person in their life. That person they chose will be the only person they will be with. If that is the case, why are so many people stepping out? Is it realistic to think tha

Hellooo Everyone!!!
Hi..And a Big Ty to everyone that has cared n loved on be while I have been going through my cancers n treatments..Every day is a new day for me ..I am not on Fubar much I might be logged on but I am still weak at times I take Chemo n yes I have my bad days still..but I am trying to show I care n love everyone of u when I can..I cant wait to rid of all the cancer bugs its a ruff time for me..As I was in the hospital I had a few folks(Helen n Rhonda) helping me post n watch n update on my profile..So to those that thought it was me u r wrong ...Yes they were running bling for me also ...so if that was the reason u took me out of ur family ..its ok cause I do know who my true friends r..Its pretty sad I have to explain myself but its only for the inmature folks that cant understand we all help each other..but back to me I want to ty for all prays n all support..Phone calls ..cards n gifts I have gotten from everyone of u ..I cant wait for the next blog I do n tell everyone I beat my Canc

Hole
Hole. Bloody hole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody hole, but there's a bloody hole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacahole. This blog...is for Witchie. The hole thing. Not just part, the hole thing. What can you do with a hole? You can fill a hole. You can tongue a hole. You can gaze into a hole. You can enlarge a hole. You can stick something in a hole. You can take something out of a hole. There is a hole lot of things you can do with a hole. You can build a barrier, so nobody falls into the hole. You can lay branches over a hole, so people do fall into it. Holey crap...I'm running out of ideas. HOLE!!! HOLEY HOLEY HOLE...we aren't supposed to talk about the hole.

Meaniehead
This chick is a cvnt. She isn't joking here. And she buzzkilled Slave Princess 6 times at least just cause she's a hater. Now Fubar will allow her status, but probably NSFW this blog. Shakes head. I'm blocked of course. LOL And no i'm not asking you to visit her page, just wanted to show what kind of woman she is.

Harvey The Hypocrite
Steve Harveyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Harvey[Comedian, Writer, Radio Show host, Actor] Okay this blog came about cause a friend on here Lord Spinoza asked me did I hear what Steve Harvey said on the Tyra Banks show regarding atheist, so me hating to know stuff went right to google, and searched the following “steve Harvey, tyra banks show, atheist” and the clip came upThey were talking about the best ways to make a relationship work and the following was said Word for word he saidSteve Harvey, on Tyra Banks show,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyra_Banks[Talk show Host, Actress, Model]“your sitting here talking to a dude who tells you hes an atheist, you need to pack it up and go home, talking to a person who doesn’t believe in god, where’s his moral barometer, its no where” What a moronic thing to spew from the mouth of some one whom I thought was an intellectual, Sorry to tell you faith does not determine our morals, life does, it doesn&rs

Gzm Response & More▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blogging Buffoon Activated Here is her original message, nothing has been altered, and since at the end she said to post my own blog for my response You are attacking what is obviously an emotional (NOT RELIGIOUS OR BIGOTED) point of view for me. As for "politicizing" this issue, even those FOR it are doing so."Rejecting this has become like rejecting Islam itself," said Ahmad Moussalli, a professor of Islamic Studies at the American University of Beirut. "The United States has historically been distinguished by its tolerance, whereas Europe, France, Belgium and Holland have been among those who have rejected the symbolism of Islam. Embracing it will be positively viewed in the Islamic world."So a religious faction is asking us to publicly embrace their motion to build in what many consider sacred ground as a political motion to gain their positive regard? Excuse me if there seems to be a veiled threat behind Moussalli's words. "Not embracing it will be negatively viewed in the

Whores
All my friends are whores.... I need to solve some problems 1. I have an hour to waste before spotlight bidding is done (I'm a whore) 2. I met a guy named Art to day he stole my stalker Witty (hes a whore) 3. Seamus is leaving me for a woman (hes a whore) 4. Captain Cooter and the Penis versus Boob Blog (whore) 5. Witty likes Arts kinky talk (whore) The question is do i surround myself with whores or am i rubbing off on them? Wicked

Fubar World Cruise Passengers, Page 1
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking .. Welcome to the Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fugifts. Please rate this blog, its #29 so far in the top blogs woohooo well done everyone ;o) You need to rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. If any members come up as invalid in these blogs, please message me to let me know so I can remove them, thank you. You can see the Crew List and rules here. You MUST rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. IF ANY PASSENGERS HAVE THEIR PROFILE PAGES SET TO "FRIENDS ONLY", SEND THEM A PRIVATE MESSAGE INFORMING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOINING THE FUBAR WORLD CRUISE AND TO RATE FAN AND ADD YOU, AND THAT YOU WILL RATE AND FAN THEM ONCE YOU'RE ADDED TO THEIR FRIENDS LIST, THANKS! Our Passengers (1-100) ...

Reflections....
I'm turning 41 tomorrow. Remember when we used to think that was old? I don't feel old. Actually, I think the past year has been one of my bests. I'm coming into my own. I'm no longer Mark's wife or just Justin's mother. I'm me. :) The past year has been full of changes. Some good, some bad. Most have been good, I must say. I have met wonderful new people and experienced wonderful new things. I'm growing, changing... It seems the last few days has been rough for several of us. I know I have been moody. I want to blame it on being ill the last few days. I actually thought I was going to have to go to the emergency room the other day. There's really no excuse for being bitchy, though. It's not normally how I am. I do love how we have come together for each other, here to listen and give advice. I have made an awesome group of friends on Fubar. I love you guys! ♥ Anyway.... As Jade says... Show your boobs! lol........

Sb Chronicles -2
Soo..I am LMAO over here and wanted to share it..of COURSE he blocked me after his last reply BIG DADDY ...: well i am white trailer park trash u fat ugly big tited fake cunt bye -> BIG DADDY ...: no..it is 16 tops..andya talk like a thug from the ghetto...it is quite sad..it does not make you cool..it makes you sad BIG DADDY ...: i talk 31 not 15 lol -> BIG DADDY ...: ohh my bad..less than half your age..gross...she is after you foryour trailr dude..not your wrinkly ballsac BIG DADDY ...: shes 21 lol -> BIG DADDY ...: yeah a 51 year old man who talks like a 15 year old street thug and has the SN BigDaddy and plays sugar daddy to women half his age..yeah da bomb lmaooo BIG DADDY ...: im da bomb babes

Spastic Nerd Girl
There is a girl I met a while back who makes me smile when my days are dark... I have tried fuciding a few times this month (like everyday) but shes determined to come with me, or keep me here. I love her very much so I dedicate this blog to her... I love my son very much, everyday he does something that makes me believe i can actually raise a smaller version of me.. Last night we went to meet your teachers, all the teachers know him already and love him. I keep asking them if they have the right child.. nope they adore him> My son has been know to be the class clown.. its been 3 weeks apparently he hasn't shown his true colours.. So last night when we get home, I know the hour has come for my darling son to pull our his bass clarinet.. For those of you who don't know exactly what this looks like please go google it. I like usual sneak off to go hide in the basement.. I can hear him upstairs playing along. Jeff is making dinner and I'm hiding playing on facebook.. Then i hear foots

Comp Prizes
I wanna do another comp...if I didn't mention I was very impressed with the creativity last time (not so impressed with the level of bribery, corruption and level of understanding about prize packs but hey). Anywhoooo I'm feeling cheap (I'm saving for all the fuponies I've promised), so was gonna offer Helly on a platter but then I thought (I do it occasionally) why not let people offer prizes of their own for a pack? My thoughts included: Foot salute from Mike24 LilBoops NOT sexually harrassing you for a week Pietaster apologising for existing, creatively, publicly and on command for a week. Personalised dragon pic from Blooky (*whistles innocently*) Jasmine swearing, just for you. Witchie changing names to what YOU want, with associated pic (work with the way things go anyway) Etc etc - help me out, I'm not feeling too creative (This is going to fail miserably, huh?) Any ideas though? Suggestions for Hellyion or I will be considered (Hellyion ones almost certainl

The Webs We Weave
We all know what has happened with Lala earlier..and yes I am the villain..but I refuse to be lied to and played...especially by a friend. I tried to keep it quiet whe I went to her..but her attention craving made it public. I do care for her..but this had to stop >~~LaLa~~: i can forgive you Michelle..but dunno that I canever trust you that will take time->~~LaLa~~: just know this...lying always bites you in the ass..and it can cost you people that would be great friends to ou~~LaLa~~: will you forgive me?~~LaLa~~: i will tell them i am sorry->~~LaLa~~: k...I am sorry about this..but i cannot tolerate lying..if you apologize ya may save some face~~LaLa~~: and I will~~LaLa~~: i am not chasing after him ..we just flirt ..hes a great guy and I know he isnt looking for anyone on here->~~LaLa~~: i am sure it is~~LaLa~~: and i got the bleeding ulcers because of it->~~LaLa~~: you need to apologize to all the friends you have lied to...and why chase deacon when you know how jenn feels about

Bling!!! Get Yours Here!
I have Just been given the 65 Credit bling pack woo hoo So figure I would give out Free bling to whom ever answers the following questions! You don't have to be exactly right but close What is My favorite Part of the female body? The part that isn't begging for rates and bling Am I generous? To those who do not care about points sure Are you a friend of Mines? Probably not or you would have known I was not giving free bling Are you a very cool person? If your a point slut you are intellectually inferior AKA a moron What Month is it? [why is it important] Really? Just one month for cancer... morons.. sorry point slut no bling for you! What bling is every one hoping for this month? The silly breast cancer awareness bling, If you want to help breast cancer research/survivors, donate 10 bucks to a cancer research group(s), not 3 dollars on a bling, of which only 1 dollar goes to cancer research/helping those with cancer. What group of people can I laugh at daily? Oh yes

Lippy Chick
Lipstick owns me here is her pimp out Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale about Lipstick that's and easy topic, its more about her friendship shes really a mighty great woman always solid and sure gives smiles out everyday and shes really not a bore really not a bore she weathers lots is really tough wont stand for being bossed has lots of courage and is fearless too stays true at any cost stays true at any cost her friendship is for sure ask anyone who knows ask her friends like Big Tom too Bounty and Clowns there's Idaho Coot and Helly know that Lippys quite the gal so this is the tale of Lipstick shes happy all the time she always makes the best of things she is very fine so first rate and chipper too she is the very best she makes others comfortable and is a big pest no bull no lie no bee-eee-eess shes sweet as can be everyone needs to know really sweet as can be so join me here all her friends to gi

Holy Sh*t My Neighbor's House Just Blew Up!
I was just off of here and was about to pass out and I heard a big BOOM! i looked out my window and saw nothing but orange. I went running out of my house dialing 911 on the way to see if my neigbor was ok. his house is literally 20 feet from mine, but i have to go around the front to get to it. When i got over he was standing under the street light screaming at the top of his lungs. He had his arms up in the air with his hands flopped down and crinkled. His skin was just hanging off of him. His face was charred. I asked him if he was in the house. He said yeah. I asked was there anyone else in the house. He said no. He said he jumped out the window, but he doesn't know what happened. It scared the ever living shit outta me. Not to mention, if the five moved at all it would come to my house and its just me and my daughter that live here. They said he was 50% burned. I was on the phone with the cops and he just wanted me to pull his pants up.. that's all he was worried about. I couldn't

Just Thought I'd Share This...
Me and my cousin were searching for ringtones for my phone and we decided to just search for random songs. We decide to search for Weird Al Yankovic, yeah I know..and no I didn't download any of them. Anyway. We listen to 'White and Nerdy'. I tell her there are a lot of similarities between me and the song. [no I won't tell you what they are]. She then says.. "Well, you're a cool dork"

The Lady!!
That Lady is trying to cheer me up buy whoring me out today.... Devil versus an Angel I of course being the sweet and pure one will win... Watch the HH between 2-4 See who wins. All those who are not betting on me will seriously pay and be blocked and deleted... Thank you your angel Wicked

Inspired
THEY TRY TO COMPAREBUT NONE WILL MATCH UPITS ALMOST NOT FAIRTHEY'LL NEVER CATCH UPYOU'VE HEARD FROM THIS GUY...LISTENED TO THATREAD ABOUT THE OTHER..BUT THEY ALL FELL FLATIT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE, MA,I AM THE TRUTHTHAT MEDICATED CANDY..TO CURE UR SWEET TOOTHINDULGE IN MY WORDS...AND DELIGHT IN THEIR TOUCHAS I LOWER THE LIGHTS..POUR THE HENNY..TWIST THE DUTCHLAY BACK MY SWEET...LET ME FINGER YOUR HAIRAS I WHISPER FAINT WHISPERS..INSIDE OF YOUR EARMY LEFT ON UR BACK..MY RIGHT FEELS YOUR FACEI CLOSE MY EYES..AS MY FINGERTIPS TRACELEARNING UR BEAUTY..AND ALL OF ITS GRACEAS I DRAW YOU NEAR..AND PREPARE FOR A TASTEWITH THE FIRST KISS..THE FEELINGS SO INTENSETHE PASSION INSIDE HAS GROWN SOO IMMENSEUNBUTTONING YOUR BLOUSE..I STOP TO NOTICETHE FIRE IN YOUR EYES..I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE FOCUSEDMAKING MY WAY TO YOUR PANTING BREASTA TRIO OF KISSES ARE PLACED WITH FINESSEOUT-LINING YOUR BODY WITH THE PALM OF MY HANDSNOT MISSING A CURVE..AS YOU SQUIRM AND DANCEMY SENSUAL TOUCH..YET FIRM AND DIRECTHAS B

Updated: October 7th, 2008
Updated as of October 7th, 2008 These new guidelines will be enforced. The Rating Revolution is a group of levelers that band together to help other fubar members level up!! WE HAVE CERTAIN CRITERIA WE LOOK FOR BEFORE WE WILL DO A LEVELUP!!! 1. As long as they have 100 pictures we can level up to 20,000 (level19 and under). Rockstar or higher if they have over 500 pictures plus stash items we can level them up to 50k, but of course family members get first priority..If you need leveled please message the homepage!! 2. Must have at least 100 pictures and stash..Also the 100 pictures must be not ripped and NSFW pictures because you get no points for ripped pictures or for NSFW pictures 3. They must be online so they can return rates. When they return rates it will make their total go down faster. 4. The only thing we ask is that the person being leveled rates the profile and fans the people helping them level. RULES FOR THE FAMILY MEMBERS!! 1. Famil

Help Me Support My Troops
I have a goal of becoming fans and sending a yellow rose to every soldier on fubar telling them I support them and Thank you.. So if I haven't gotten to you yet send me a message!! Or if you know a few soldiers on here send me their link.. THANK YOU.. I want to say thank you for what you are doing for the people of the free.. We appreciate it and support you Also My FANS OF list is going to be ONLY MILITARY so you can find military on there too...

Coc... (code Of Conduct)
1. All 2nd Alarm Hotties Prospects must have a verified salute and a minimum of 15 "current" pics. 2. All Hotties must be female. NO EXCEPTIONS! 3. Must sign the COC (code of conduct) with agree to be placed for voting procedure. 4. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to officers for communications (Profile may not be set to friends only for this purpose). 5. 2nd Alarm Hottie homepage must be added to your Family while considered a prospect and remain in family after admittance. Firechief (The founder of the 2nd Alarm Hotties) must be added to your family list as well but doesnt have to be on the top 7 list, just as long as hes in family list for him to be accessable to you when u need to contact him for any reason,Also your Team Leaders must be added to your Top Friends. 6. All new 2nd Alarm Hotties will be assigned a team leader who we recommend be placed in your top friends for communication purposes, however, this is not a requirement. 7. You must add '2nd Alarm Hottie Prospec

Comment Features On Fubar
we're working the bugs out of them now. they should be much easier to use by tomorrow afternoon... i hope. people who used to sit on the same photo/profile and post the same comment, quickly, over and over will need to figure out something else.. as that probably won't work anymore. don't come bitching and moaning to me either, the comment features were never intended for that and requires massive amounts of our resources to let you do that for no one's benefit except your own. if you want to run a contest, do something else... like measure the number of ratings a photo/profile has received. also, we can easily detect people running third-party programs to automate the commenting using the old system. congratulations on violating the rules of the site by cheating and having your account removed in the very near future. merry xmas! :-) -mike

Salutes
Well now fortunately and unfortunately my salutes have gotten rather popular. So popular infact that I need to start charging for them. I'm not asking much, just what ever you think the salute I have done for you is worth. I am doing this because few of you realize just how much goes into these. To you it looks like just writing on me and taking a pic. I WISH it was that easy. If you still want one, then tell me your favorite part of my body, yes, this does include smile salutes it does NOT include me writing your name on my "mother" spot. There is absolutely NO charge of any kind for military salutes. Military salutes, please remember that I only have so much room on my body, so try to keep it short, sweet and to the point. Much appreciated

Fu-fvckery!
My original status was "HH chick is naaaaaastyyyyy" like it goes, bottom up! PFC.Blake ...: so dress as a nun......i still sayin u are on adult site and if everyone wants to get butt hurt then everyone shouldnt have any skin shown... -> PFC.Blake ...: I didnt say anything about cleavage. I said half naked. last time I checked boobs arent half of a woman's body. PFC.Blake ...: hun this is a adult site.....if u dont want to see then go back to the kitty site.... cause right now i see alot of clevage from every women on here...matter of i see down ur shirt now...and u are going to say its only a lil bit of clevage yea it is....but its still clevage -> PFC.Blake ...: if i wanted to see her half naked I would go look at her NSFW, I dont want to be forced to see that shit PFC.Blake ...: so wats nasty bout the pic she has up there now? -> PFC.Blake ...: kinda hard when you refresh the screen and she's there everytime. PFC.Blake ...: thats easy to fix.....dont look -> PFC.Blake ...: i

*** Upclose & Personal With Echoangel ***
JUNE 2007. Well I am nervous to be opening up like this. I am a bit shy at first believe it or not, but I love to help and was told that sharing my story might help encourage others. So here goes... Some say being overweight is a sign of laziness & overeating. I hope that this will show that this is not always the case. There are medical reasons that people gain & lose weight. I have always been very active. I love the outdoors - walking, camping, quadding, hiking, playing games like volleyball, baseball, etc. When I got pregnant with my son that didn't stop me. I kept going for long walks and even played Frisbee and tether ball at 9 1/2 months pregnant lol (thought it might help him come out faster - it didn't lol) This first picture was taken June 24, 1999 at about 11:30 am with my son. This was the first time I got to hold him; he was born the night before. My sweet angel baby. Two months ago, I finally met one of my goals by reaching this weight again and presently am work

Woman Of Fubar Unite, For My Purposes
I need boob salutes!! Fuck this point whoring crap. Aren't you all tired of the morons on this site having a longer list of boob salutes, let us unit as females (no moobs :P) and send me salutes so I can be a complete annoyance to Bounty Hunter and company. No nips necessary, I have my own touching my knees right now Just write "monica rules" across your cleavage I will be happy to return the favor, although that is a creepy reason for helping a sister out.

2nd Verse, Same As The First...
OK. Drinking game. Same rules as last week, which is you make them up, I follow them, no matter what they are. I get to make two this time 1. For each new person that posts in the blog I take a drink. 2. After the 15th person posts in the blog, I get on cam. (Ask Danorok what happens, he has the screenshots). Now, give me rules. Ready, set, GO! 3. Drink every time Ms. D says to. (Ms. D) 4. Drink every time someone does the tounge smile :P (AngelicDarkness) 5. ViperVenom's hidden rule (ViperVenom) 6. Drink every time I see someone getting bombed in the SB (Clowns) 7. Take a drink for every rate I receive. (Besame Como) 8. Take a drink every time someone comments on a mumm. (Idaho) 9. Take an extra drink with everyone. (Mikey)

Completely Serious Issue!
I live with 3 males.... I have some hygiene issues with these males that I need to resolve.. Please help any advice is good advice 1. Leaving Toilet Seat up a. I have to touch it to lower it, which means im in direct contact with pee! b. using my foot and slamming it down at 4am has not worked c. im thinking about crazy gluing one toilet seat so it will be mine all mine d. I do not want in the middle of the night half asleep to sit on the pee that you have left on the rim... 2. Why can you not courtesy flush? a. do you not see that you left something behind? 3. If you choose to have Pubic hair a. rinse the shower so I when floating around in the bath do not have a mustache b. the toilet seat just needs a quick glance when your done cause i sit on that 4. Shaving your face a. I dont like your beard let along nose hairs on my toothbrush b. you leave me no choice to ever have bar soap c. See the Lysol wipes i left on the counter those are there for you.. I know ther

Sometimes.....
There are times when some of the fellas on here ask me..."Drill...you smooth mother fucker you....how the hell do you get da bishes?" Well I wrote some things down to help some of you poor fellas out and this is what I got... For guys that need help with girls, Do this:1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own person

How To Rock Your Default
grab attention any way you can even if its an angry zit on your cleavage show off a rocking body even if its not yours .... highlight your individuality give it all you got ..... and always add captions like hmmmmm coming to get you to highlight your point or go with the tried and true method and post boobs

More Details On The Updated Fubar Level System!
Hey everyone, just wanted to let you guys know what to expect when we release the revamped fubar leveling system in the next few days. We're hoping to launch it by Friday, but it might come on Monday. * We're going to reduce the amount of points required for all levels. To reach the top level (50) you'll need around 500M points. You currently need 700M to reach level 45, so it'll be easier for everyone. Our goal is to get more people leveling up. * We've removed the road-blocks that really made it really annoying to level up: Fan 25 newbies at level 20, be at exactly 50% buzz at level 22, get referrals at levels 26/28/30, be a VIP at level 35, perform level up action for 15 members at level 42, * Initially choosing an Angel/Demon side will only cost 1M fubucks down from 10M. Changing sides will cost 5M fubucks. * We've reduced the pain on a lot of the existing requirements to level up. For example, the MuMM 500 vote requirement has been reduced to 25 votes. :-) * We've added so

Todays Life Lesson Boys And Girls Is
not moving head a proper distance out of the way when slamming shut the hatch on your car results in much blood, a mother of a headache and 3 stitches.... blank stare just to be clear on what a fantabulous day I had my cash register gave up the money taking ghost my compressor for coolers blew up the front door fell off of the deli .... ( I caught it that hurt too !!!) and because my Bakers construction for new place is delayed again I cant get my top sellers till December sometime (normally they are flying out the door before Canadian Thanksgiving) fuckmerunningandupsidedown how many days are there in November ???

Cuddle Slut
· Prophet Cuddle Slut just checked you out! then she blocked me, but didn't rate me a 1 *sad face* all because i agreed (oh noes) with Dana in a mumm, you post something online and anyone basically has the rights to it and can distribute it in any way they want to. Butthurt people are super lame.

To Fu- Marry Or Not To Fu Marry
I have recently become engaged to a very handsome man.. He is my world my everything.. although i never believe when i was proposing marriage he would actually hit the accept button.... Seamus 1 Wicked 0 to my absolute shock he did, I have a feeling he did this knowing full well i expect him to run screaming.. Now it seems i am stuck with the grumpy old bastard..... Does he not know i pine for woman that i secretly lust Witchie. Does he not know that i am secretly trying convince Witchie to point whore with me... The shame in it all.. Its like the blind leading the blind but together I believe we can make it threw , her and I...... There are woman and men out there that I love to the depths of my soul does this mean Seamus will be my only one? is there no sex after love? AM i lost forever in a marriage with masturbation... Do I hit the accept button and ruin my chances of ever lusting over more men.... I am a Sinner Wicked

Dana's Mumm
Okay, since Dana think it prudent to delete most of the comments on there, I posted this blog so My friends can comment Me with whatever they were saying there and their comments will not be deleted. I honestly wonder if that guy has a boy crush on Me, I mean he did sorta dedicate a mumm to Me, after blocking Me, then unblocking Me, then coming to My pics and commenting for nearly five hours... then coming back 13.5 hours after he blocked Me to comment even more... so do you think he has a boy crush on Me? Or does he just want the man jizz? This pic just made Me laugh Okay kiddies have fun! And in other news.... YAY he has blocked Me yet again :P

Superman231
Superman231Real Name: Wesley aka WesRank: First Class Petty OfficerFriends since: March 2007Likes: Boobs, Jets, BoobsDislikes: Being vulnerable, cock blockersConsidering I joined in 2006 and have deleted nearly all of my fubar friends, Supe is now one of my oldest online pals. I can categorize my friendship with Supe into three timeframes… pre break, post break, and post Emanon. It wasn’t until after my year long hiatus (post break) that we started speaking on a regular basis. Little known fact: Supe invited me to a mumm community outside of fubar shortly before I left the Fu for a year. That is the first time I remember seeing his peen. Pre Break: The first half of our fu-friendship I don’t remember him, so either we didn’t talk often, or I didn’t care. Either is possible. Post Break: Upon returning, I actually started talking to Supe and remembering it. :p So this is where I shall begin. Supe & I started in the mumms. He was a funny d

I Feel Bad
So I just get a friend request, says hi in it at least, so I add the person. She's rating me, so I go to return the rates, take one look at her folders and the caption on her salute...and she's deleted in double quick time. Point whore to the max. Can't help but feel somewhat bad, though I doubt it will last long. Salute caption = I need help to be #1 i need over 25 thousand rates and over 250 photo comments... Can you Please Rate and comment bomb this picture i would like it to make the Hottest Top member photo..thx

How The Hell Can I Be Selfish
just bitchin some Ok so the GF is gettin new tits next month, went on vac to Cali last week, bought 5K worth of fuckin purses...and is bitchin cause im bookin an Alaska hunt for next year for only air fare...WTF its not like im made of money i got three kids after all....ok im done bitchin

Survey
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 Other PPL 1.Would u fuck me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ want me to have u in? answer: 3.Would u give me head/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard? answer: 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u fuck me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 fuck me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked? answer: 12.Where would u fuck me @? answer: 13.Would u fuck me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u fuck me again and again? answer: 15.Would u fuck me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we fucked like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have ph

Fubar World Cruise Passengers, Page 2
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking .. Welcome to the Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fugifts. Please rate this blog, its #30 so far in the top blogs woohooo well done everyone ;o) You need to rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members as well as all of the passengers to be added. If any members come up as invalid in these blogs, please message me to let me know so I can remove them, thank you. You can see the Crew List and rules here and go to Page 1 of the passengers list here. IF ANY PASSENGERS HAVE THEIR PROFILE PAGES SET TO "FRIENDS ONLY", SEND THEM A PRIVATE MESSAGE INFORMING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOINING THE FUBAR WORLD CRUISE AND TO RATE FAN AND ADD YOU, AND THAT YOU WILL RATE AND FAN THEM ONCE YOU'RE ADDED TO THEIR FRIENDS LIST, THANKS! Our Passengers (101-200) ... 101 HÖŦ LÌP§ 102 smokey 103 lord darktree 104

Ask Me Anything Cause Im Bored!!
I an restless and George Westhaven the third is as cute as a button ... so ask me anything i might just respond.. i might not..... I need to go grocery shopping and im still in my pjs and My BLimey pictures running into me in the grocery store with my pj's on while he looks at me and pictures im naked.... the answer is.................... I knew all this already Wicked And for those of you who haven't noticed i do what i want...the kids just brought me chicken noodle soup...

Confessional
1- I was stabbed when I was 18...decided to move to Vegas with a 30 year old man..and gee who knew he was a psycho. I was stabbed when trying to leave him after breakin my jaw twice. I finally left after telling him my Dad was dying..and buying a roundtrip ticket. 2-I used to be a cutter...when I was in my early teens. My dad was an alkie..and I just didnt know how to deal with the stress. When I would cut..I CONTROLLED that pain..shitty explanation..but that is why I did it 3-I am TERRIFIED that something will happen and I will be unable to protect my kids..I have ADT seeral guns and a Rottie to help with that..still I check each door and window 3 times before going to bed..OCD moments 4-Imoved out of my parents at 17..me and a friend had an apartmen...and I was raped on New Years Eve by a CU Football player...Korena drove me to the hospital..and even with a partially crushed windpipe and bruises and tears...after going to court..because there was no DNA evidence(his frien

New Profile Page Design!
hey everyone, this afternoon i changed the layout of the public profile pages to be a little bit cleaner. old skins and everything else should still work, and if you want to create new skins, it should be even easier with the new layout. feel free to leave any feedback on the new layout here... cheers! -mike

Bloodninja
FROM MUMM: frozenn said: i wanna eat pussy me:holy fake profile batman! uary 18, 2009 @ 9:26 am frozenn said: i wanna eat pussy me:will you be doing this in your mommy's basement while she fetches your meatloaf and sews together your skin suit?? TO SB: start from the bottom I;m tired now so i think it's time to block... ->frozenn: I'll feed you when I'm done destroying the death star frozenn: feed me wit ur asshole baby pls.. i m beggin to u ->frozenn: I'll take a dump on your chest and feed it to you frozenn: oohhhh baby i wanna swallow ur spit.. u r makin me so damn hard ->frozenn: I'll eat your face and spit it out on your taint ->frozenn: I'll eat your face and spit it out on your taint frozenn: just bend over and spread that asshole for me i ll eat ur asshole like i m hungry.. then i ll come ur mouth for make some french ->frozenn: feeds you the fat, dead hooker under my bed frozenn: come on i m hungry let me taste ur asshole a lil fro

Just Curious
Lately ive been recieving shouts for different fu-ladies,and im told that im hard to approach for discussions or comments cause they feel intimidated by me..My question to you is...Do most women label most men that workout stuck-up, antisocial ppl? For the most part i feel im very easy to talk to and im very approachable.. So whats the deal? Are women more shy then men? Thanks ppl 'Just Curious' lol

Hmmm
People who used to be seen as 'individuals'. Now that what made them 'cool' before is seen as the norm now. And they are doing anything they can to part themselves and to be 'individual' again. Meh...clinging on to what some perceive as...hrmmm 'individualness'? Kinda seems a bit childish and desperate to me. I dislike 'sheep'...the term so commonly used. But yea 'weak' minded people are kinda annoying and uninteresting for the most part. But I also dislike people who try to be individual. Trying to be an individual is like another one of those sayings: 'F**cking for virginity' or 'Fighting for peace' or something. Christ sakes people, just go with the flow and whatever you think is fun. People who NEED cool creds in whatever way they can get are just...ugh get over yourself. Yea obviously I'm not perfect but I would never claim to be either (not seriously anyway). Even as self centred as I am, even I know that what I think is not always right, it's my opinion. To me,

Questions
I did this before...can't recall who gave me the idea for it, I think it stemmed from Iced Earth first. Anywho... Ask me a question, any question. I'll answer it truthfully and ask you a question..it can get quite amusing. Thoughtful questions, humorous questions, technical questions..anything. Something you have always wondered about me, something you want a true answer to but never thought I would answer honestly, something that has nothing to do with me that you have always been curious about...anything. Shoot away.

I Am Gay!
Okay I feel it prudent to come out the closet now, I really did not know how to say this and it has been eating at Me for several hours when a guy just told Me and ..According to a fu member, engaging in anal sex with a woman means that I am gay, so since I have had sexual intercourse with a woman in her ass, that means that I am gay..A gay guy who only does woman, I mean is that what gay means? If so I am gay. I do hope you support gay Emanon because I cannot make any promises I will stop having sex with woman :pOkay guys, I am just here to tell you, I am now gay.

Updated Chat Functionality Today! Here's A Preview..
We're updating the styling and functionality of the existing Chat box in the top center of every page. Here's how it'll look: The biggest changes are new chat messages will show up at the bottom of the box, instead of the top. Also, the text area to reply to someone to be rite below their name after clicking on the 'reply' icon/link next to the message. We're also adding a larger 'pop out' version of the Chat area. You'll be able to pop-out your chat box, and close the rest of your fubar windows (if you want) that way you can chat with your homies from the office without The Man holding you down. Here's how that page will look: We're planning to turn this on in a few hours, probably around 1 or 2PM PST. Thoughts and feedback are welcomed! Cheers, -mike

Bling Polishing! (preview)
We're about to launch the Bling Polishing feature on the site. This is simply a way for everyone to earn more points and have their old bling work for them. :-) It's free and everyone can polish bling. If you have bling that needs polishing, you can polish a few yourself but you'll want to get other people to come polish it for the maximum amount of points. Both the polisher and the polishee (is that a word?) get points. It works like this: All bling items have a few levels of cleanliness. Every 24 hours they get a little 'dirtier'. Whenever they're polished, they go back to their perfectly clean state and the polisher and polishee gain points. The number of points gained by both people are effected by all bonuses (Happyhour, buzz, etc) and by the credit value of the item being polished. More points are earned by polishing higher value items, however, it's linear. We did this so there isn't a benefit for having really high value bling and there's no penalty for having a bun

Things That Make Me Smile
My mother having a good day. My grandson Blake's sweet giggles. My son Justin's beautiful smile. Knowing all my family and friends are safe and sound. Connie and Erica. {my 2 best friends} Morning coffee with wonderful people on Fubar. Ash's excitement on the phone when she gets new bling. A clean apartment. A new purse or candle. Someone telling me that I'm intelligent instead of saying I'm pretty. A good song. Being single and doing as I please. Making others laugh. Lower gas prices. A hot cup of tea on a cold afternoon. Ghirardelli's caramel filled chocolate squares. A nice glass of wine. Matchbox Twenty. E stalking Drill. My brother's goofiness. A Warm Vanilla Sugar scented bubble bath. Low utility bills. New bling. I won't lie about it. lol A fresh strawberries, bananas, and orange juice smoothie. Shopping with my mother and sister. The color purple. Butterflies. And so much more. That i

I Will Be Gone For Awhile.
This is just to let everyone know my plan is to move to my new townhouse next Saturday. To ensure I have no distractions while packing, etc. I am calling my cable/home phone/internet provider at the beginning of the week to have it turned off here. Some of you have my cell number and I have yours. I will be missing the Fu, so be assured I WILL call. :P I am not sure when services will be turned on at my new place, but I will be busy setting up my new home anyway. :) So, in short...Just a few more days of the Fu for me for a bit. That is all.

Update
******Last Update****** Mom was discharged from the hospital today, came home to me and the hospice nurse has been to see her and the rest of my family. She is resting relatively well, but is now on morphine and another laundry list of meds. The nurse seemed to think she has 2 weeks or less left. When we visited with her yesterday, she told us the drs said there is no hope and she said it as though she has accepted that. I have made peace with this and have told her I love her and that it is ok for her to leave this earth and join her brother, parents and the rest of her relatives in heaven. She is solely my responsibility during the day and my brother, although sleeping at my house still has to go to work for now. You all have been wonderful in your support of both my mother and me and I thank you profusely for all of your words of comfort. I will try to be on occasionally while she sleeps to tell all of you personally, but can't promise how much that will happen. May God bl

Fubar World Cruise Rules & Crew List
♫♪♫ ♫♪♫ Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard the Fubar World Cruise, where you can get more friends, fans, page rates and fu gifts when you join, as well as have fun and have a party. Please rate this blog, its #30 so far in the top blogs woohooo well done everyone ;o) It is free to join us, but feel free to buy any of us a drink or any other gifts during happy hours LOL. There are just a few simple rules to abide by as a member which are as follows ... 1} You MUST rate (profile only), fan and add all crew members and the passengers. Please remember to put "Fubar World Cruise" in the add request or the passengers may not add you. If you do not do all 3 of the above, you will not be added to the cruise, sorry. If their page comes up as friends only, put in friends request saying Fubar World Cruise then you will be able to rate and fan them once they add you. 2} Once you have completed n

Iz A Ho
Top Dude of the Week: #286 Miss Licks came and told me i was a Top Dude when i made my status about being a Hot Chick. I thought she was being sweet. But nope. There i am. One of the whores.... My mumm is, at what number do you women start to bow to me? Top 100? What number do you all start sending me boobs salutes? Top 50? (N/A to Drill, Papi or Sonny, i have seen your boobs already) I think being a new whore, that i should get endless fake gifts and stuff. Just saying. PS, ya, grumpy today. NOT EMO. Was just kept up REAL late last night. :P PSS How the hell are ya?

Bling
If I were financially able, I would cover all of my friend's pages with flashy treasure chests and shiny fu-jewels and give those that have my heart (= if I have told you I love you, I have meant it) an extravagant Fu-Pony. I = have purchased and given bling in the past for several reasons, to brighten= someone's day, to give them enough points to level, as a thank you for rat= ing or creating pictures, or to give myself points (I am happy to readily admit to my point whoring ways). Recently I have experienced the toxic effects that bling can have on relationships, and how disrespectful I have been when I blinged someone's significant other when they could not, and I have shame for those actions. I can not take them back and I have come to the conclusion that bling can have the negative side effect of jealousy, sadness, and eventual destruction of love. It has also been toxic to my own psyche as I want it returned when I give it, and this causes me much shame. I do not think

Calling All "mummers"
Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test ... English Genius You scored 86% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 86% on Beginner, higher than 11% of your peers.

Butthurtedness At It's Finest
so....I unblocked that piece o crop... and he comes ...kills my buzz and rates me a one....with both his profiles. when I went to return the love ...I find I"m still blocked..... Is this chicken shit at it's finest?? or what?? should I just block him and keep it that way??? honestly, I don't like him going after my friends... sigh, maybe a nice orange person will show him his ways??? perhaps this should be a mumm?? I dont rate 1's...even when I slap someone or buzzkill them I don't reate them a 1 ...I either a. don't rate...or give them an 11 ???? from: rednecks demon United States subject: hey received: 05/27/2010 04:10 pm replied: 05/27/2010 04:11 pm block this member

Yikes!
Profile of the Sociopath Sound like anyone you know? Glibness and Superficial Charm Manipulative and Conning They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims. Grandiose Sense of Self Feels entitled to certain things as "their right." Pathological Lying Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests. Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end

Weekend Excitement
This weekend started off a little rough I had a sinus cold with the body chills.. I was forced to cancel my plans to leave the city to go meet Jeff's newest niece and only nice.. that was Friday i laid in a hot tub 3 times and broke my fever... I went to sleep at 7:30 and woke up at 6 in the morning.... Its Saturday morning its 6 am nobody is up what to do... Oh i know take on organizing the Rubbermaid's that have been sitting in the shed and basement since i moved into this house 4 years ago... my theory why take crap to Jeff's house ive never used.. So im searching my Rubbermaid's and the first one i open is my wedding crap... lovely! This is a hard decision what i should do with it.. in the end i keep the picture albums and the rests gets tossed at the dump.. Next Rubbermaid I find my old CD holder for the car in which stalkers have made me cds... I find one that says Sappy songs. I remember this stalker, he handed me this cd and thought it was appropriate to draw sperms on it an

Shes So Close!! Hit Her!!!
yes hit her!! ...with a bag of rocks and a sock of locks... Okay if you came here thinking this was a point slut blog i commend you for being a fucking moron, you may kindly take your fubarian intellectually inferior ass back to the point sluts page and do not forget to kiss her ass, you know how they loved to be worshiped like the morons that they are...well your worshipping them so i suppose that makes you a moron as well... Okay as you can tell i am bored, and i just realized i use okay to much at the beginning of sentence... I also noticed today that my left nut is bigger then my right nut... I also noticed that fu enjoys messing up what works perfectly fin... Lets see today, a guy came in my shout and asked if i wanted to suck his dick... what the fuck... i am just not having any luck since they took off gender and age off the shoutbox window... Okay i also realized today that there is a squirrel couple that is planning to kill me I also noticed a bird is buiding a nest ou

Questions 6-25-09
Ok, people... Ask me ANYTHING!! Promise I will answer honestly if it's a question about my life or opinion. Factually if I know the answer. Or I will fabricate such a beautiful art of deceptive bullshit you will believe it's the truth.

Painful Consequences...
Okay am bored and when I told a friend about this this morning she couldn't stop laughing at the same thing saying OUCH...... Okay every one knows I go commando I hate wearing boxers and my little half inch penis [whistles] hates to feel restrained...So early this morning when I got home I was in a rush to hurry to the store before the sun started coming up... so i took a quick piss...and...and...part of my penis skin got caught in the ZIPPER..fuck I think that hurt more then a fucking paper cut took me a few to get it out, any guy know if that ever happen to ya the last thing ya wanna do is just quickly zip it down..okay and that is the VERY PAINFUL CONSEQUENCES ... of going commando..yea I have issues but whatever that shit hurt lmao

2nd Alarm Hottie's "code Of Conduct"
1. All 2nd Alarm hottie Prospect must have a verified salute and a minimun "10 new pics of yourself ,At LEAST 1 FULL BODY PIC. 2.All hotties must be female (no exceptions) 3.Must sign the COC (code of conduct)Agreement below as a comment I"agree"in order to be placed into voting procedure. 4.Shout Box and Fu_mail must be open to all officers for communications .(Profile can't be set to friends only for this purpose unless all officers are made friends) 5.2nd Alarm Hottie's homepage must be added to your family while being considered a Prospect and remain in your family after admittance.Fire Chief ( Founder)must be added to your famliy but doesn't have to be in top but as long as he's in your family so that he can contact you anytime when needed. 6.You must add 2nd Alarm Hottie prospect to your name while awaiting results of the Weekly Voting Done On weekends .All results sent by Monday Unless something comes up. Once Voting is done,a Chief Deputy will contact you to let you

I Wannna Storyyyy!!!!!!!! Let's Have Some Fun For Valentine's Day
Heeeee heeeee...Come On N Don't Be Shy....I Just Love These Kinds Of Things.. The Idea Is That I Will Start A Story With 3 Words.. And Then Everyone Will Add 3 More Words To The Story By Posting A Comment... Play As Often As You Like, Just Please Let Someone Posted Between Your Own...And.... Who Know Where Our Story Will Go???? ....:)..OK.. To Start Things Off The First 3 Words Are: It Was Inevitable....

Somebody Love Me
Ok porch just left a lovely comment on my page and I can't respond because he has me blocked, I have the sads :( for your reference November 30, 2008 @ 1:04 pm Any comment about ass kissing shouldn't come from the Queen of buying friendships. Stupid ass cheap whore.

My Pink Ribbon
My Pink Ribbon ( in memory of Joella Goodwin) I never thought, it would happen to me after-all I was always so Healthy. No family history just out of the blue, neither me nor my family had a clue. They seemed so normal and always there, it couldn't happen to me, so I never cared. Then one day, I would be stumped, while taking a shower I felt a lump. " Dear God" why did this happen to me?, I sit here and wait for a mastectomy. Will I still be a woman?, Will I still be the same?, or will I be some kind of freak, living in shame? Would it have been differant, if I had checked before?, instead I just stood there it was something I would ignore. I feel differant, but I'm still the same, and it's something of which, I no-longer have to live in shame. So please check yourself, it's

Spit It Out
i will say this once and for all... if you have something to say about me... say it TO ME. if you wanna accuss me of something, back it up with truth... until then, keep it moving. feel free to comment and/or vent here.

My Great Fubar Friends!!!
Hello everyone, If you get a chance please go to http://misshightimes.com/hot/rate/single/35599 and vote on my 5 pics. You can vote every day on there site. Sometimes you get a 404 message that is a busy message so please try again in a few sec's. Please share this blog with your friends and spread the word a Fubar girl is running for miss Hightimes. Thank you all very much Much love your SexyPirate

Sapphirerayne
This coming from a chick who'll pretty much fuck anyone and anything that glances her way, although she tries to pretend that she's all sweet and innocent. She doesn't like me because I think she's a whore, and when my ex went to fuck her last night, something set her off... ->SapphireRayne: And, to top it off, when I told him what I said, he said "Whille that may be completely true, I wish you wouldn't have said that" ->SapphireRayne: Think about it. You get a visit when no one else'll fuck him... otherwise, you don't get a second thought. I mean, if that's OK with you, then I guess everyone knows what YOU really are. I lost what little semblance of respect I had for you when you asked him to fuck you when he had a girlfriend. I know that you wouldn't have respected OUR relationship had we chosen to work on things. ->SapphireRayne: No, it's just kinda funny that you're only good enough to fuck. I mean, hey, if you're OK with that, then more power to you. SapphireRayne:

Auction Thoughts
I was thinkin of holding an auction...talking to a few people about it, Alien, Ms.D, Fish etc... and im thinkin about maybe wanting something to do somethin different around here yanno? seems kinda fun. i think i would hold an FU bux only one. I think it gives everyone a chance to participate yanno? Or maybe Fu bux and bling packs only? I was origianlly thinkin of a Bling pack only auction...but meh...i dunno. also, thinkin of not making it too long...i dunno about you guys but one week on here feels like a month to me. So the pets would only be tied up for like two weeks instead of a month. thinkin about makin it an "Adopt a FU Pet" auction and with Aliens help :P putting the boys in doggie graphics and the girls in kittahs? the pets can have "Adopted by ___" in their names? not sure about any more details but it already makes me giggle. Should i wait until some of my friends become free from their current ownership? Which is a month from now? or is it

2 Foot Escapade...
Alright you fine mens and womens i just got home from the doc with great news! No damage was done and they got the best woman they could find to put my new pretty blue cast on. Yes i know purple won out yesterday but i wanted to make my baby smile and get her favorite color. Not only is this cast completely different as far as proportion wise but also about 5lbs lighter YES!. This one actually fits and is molded to my leg so with the cast boot on and jeans it can almost pass as just an ugly shoe lmao. The best part about it was it made such a huge difference pain wise that i was able to get up and WALK out of the doc's office. I was so completely over-joyed that i made a huge fuss...hugged all the doctors and nurses, everybody was laughing and smiling and i jumped out of the doc's office into the waiting room and said watch me folk's im WALKIN outta this place...everyone in the waiting room clapped as i was leaving LOL. Yes im a big ham and i enjoy being funny and making people laugh..

Under Her Desk
I started off this morning in a very bad mood. I like to enjoy my coffee and sit alone for an hour.. well my driver being somewhat of a twit locked herself out of the van for the second time in 24 hours... I grumbled a lot while walking out the door..... To my surprise when I came back, my lovely Witty had offered to hide me under her desk. I graciously accepted only to find I wasn't the only one under her desk..... Its getting slightly crowded under there and I'm wondering If i should move out or start growling at people who come into my corner space.. My beef on a thursday Wicked

Mumms, And The Asshats.
Recently, i've been commenting on Mumms. It seems that those who post the Mumms are either A) Looking for a way out of something. B) Looking for sympathy or pity on some of the most retarded shit.. Or C) Looking to start some kind of drama. We all know that Mumms are created about making up a person's mind.. But why the fuck can't they make up their own? I mean really. What the hell is wrong with the U.S and the rest of the world, that other people have to depend on what others say? Most of the time, no one gives a fuck. I know i don't. But back to the subject at hand. Mumms and asshats. I comment on Mumms, i speak my mind. I tell people what i think and not what they want to hear.. Isn't that what a Mumm, and freedom of expression is for? I think it is, personally. People can't take constructive criticism anymore though, which is a shame. No one has thick skin. Then you always get that ONE person who doesn't like what you have to say, so they start talking shit to you. I fin

What's Been Going On In 514's World.
So, let's see. I've been away. Figured I might as well blog about it. Since everyone all of a sudden remembers me :p So a friend of mine got into some "legal problems" which might have brought some stuff to my front door. That was part of my disapearance. Another part is the fact that the bank I worked for got put into recievership by the FDIC which was a SCARY situation. I won't go into details on the process npr already did it to the "T". The biggest part though was this wonderful surgery I went through. I went to an ENT one day who is a friend of the family. I went in saying, my allergies suck and I've never really have been able to breathe out of the left side of my nose. After getting scoped which is NOT enjoyable. I was found to have, numerous polyps and a cyst in my sinus cavity. The cause (later determined) was the lack of maintaing my allergies. There was a medical term but I don't remember nor do I care. I also had a severly deviated septum. Sooooooooo

Advice.
I read a lot of articles. The subject matter varies but my favorite ones are relationship articles. Some of the advice I automatically toss off as nonsense, sometimes I take it to heart and sometimes I just don't know. Here are some I just don't know about let me know your opinion. 1. Buy a guy in a bar a drink. this seems like it would be weird. A lot of times it's weird when guys do it. 2. Recruit your friends to set you up. has this ever worked for anyone? Maybe my friends are just assholes. Seriously, a couple of years ago one tried to set me up with a friend. When I asked her if she was talking about the one with the prescription pill addiction she said yes. ugg 3. If he texts you more than he calls you, he's not that in to you. I am not a texting fan but is there a communication hierarchy? 4. Meet guys shopping. Most guys I know hate shopping. They get in, get what they want and get the fuck out. And don't you dare tell me book store. I have never seen ANYONE spark up

Sarge's Bad Girls
THE BADDEST GIRLS YOU'LL EVER WANT TO MEET..FAN RATE & ADD THEM..TRUST ME IT WILL BE WORTH IT.. To Join Sarge's Bad Girls First You Need To Read This Link http://fubar.com/blog/172118/939686 Then R/F/A Everyone On This List. Ecuadorian Goddess(ON TEMP LEAVE)BAD DDTulsa's AngelRaidersBabe¢¾ Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾~Blueroses~Devils Advocate**BooBooKittyFuk** MuRdAMoMs Cuddle Goddess♥ Summer ♥pepsikola420 Meagan(ON TEMP LEAVE) ÐJ ÞîñkýÞµñk Áñgî AMber420Nicole

Can I Get A Hells Yeah!!
Okies friends im going to take a shot at this point whore business at least for a day and see what happens. Lipstick ( the sweetest woman on fubar) has gotten me an auto 11 bling and as of right now im a little over 2 mill to godfather. Feb 11th will be my 2yr fu-anniversary so would be cool to get that lil icon by my name hah! Now Idaho had gotten me an auto 11 bling when it 1st come out (before the easy rates and all this other jazz so lets just say i bombed when i used it). I would like to utilize and capitalize as much as possible with this one and im counting on all my friends to help me. My VIP ends in like 6 days so i need to do it before then which means if ya'll have them ez rate folders let me know so i can snag and upload em please and thank you. Also im not good with bulletins and pimping so if anyone would like to take the initiative and do so ill make you a special salute or something. With all this said i suppose picking a good day to activate it is my next step ( af

Randomness [oh Joy]
So I'm just sitting here messing around on Fubar, checking my emails and stupid crap like that. Oh the joys of being bored. I guess I could update my limewire, since it's telling me every single song I'm trying to download is corrupted...but I got a little pissed at it earlier and I don't want to see that program. Anyway, 2 things that I seen on here that sparked this blog. Mind you they are both rather stupid..I just can't help but wonder about them. 1. Charging people for coding a bulletin - I really don't get this one. Maybe it's because I know enough HTML to actually make one or switch up images and songs in one that someone else made. Either way I think the whole concept of charging someone to code a bulletin for you is quite stupid. Anyone can act like they are going to repost it and then just steal the coding and edit it. It's not hard. If a person is that desperate for fu-Bucks, I'll send them the damn things. 2. Calling a woman's boobs "titties" - I know guys ca

Wicked Update
I figured I should update those of you who are uninformed of my current situation, so here goes: 1. I am moving in with Jeff, yes we lived together in my small 800sq ft house. We have been moving our stuff into his house over the last month. ALso we have been unbachelorizing it since a girl was moving in. 2. My business has been struggling so im actually paying more attention to it.. also its year end and im doing book keeping for ever.... 3. My son is once again in soccer five days a week. Life has been crazy , chaotic and hectic... hence why Ive become a new alcoholic.... Sorry I have to run soon just figured I would update you all as to why i haven't been on as much... I miss you all terribly WICKED

Atheistic Ramblings ▬▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
This was going to be posted yesterday, but comp crashed...so here goes. So, I am going to the church of logic and reasoning, while there I plan to meet other like minded individuals. I am bored this is a quick blog that a friend said to post because we are bored :P In Atheist News, is Atheism the new Christian Extremism? Well it is according to one fellow, whom in the mumms, called the guy an Atheist Idiot, and then said even though I know it's Dana Wait... What.. Wait, let us break this apart. Atheist Idiot... yea you're right, not just accepting the lack of proof makes us idiots.. but okay "Even though it is Dana".. WAIT.. Dana, you mean that die hard christian who thinks Atheist will all burn in hell... so please fellow inform us how are Atheist like Dana. To say an Atheist is like Dana, is to say I support Jews so much I backed hitler hm wait... yup it is just like that But I digress.... Atheist & Politics "Bush: No, I don't know that atheists should be consid

Chill Out!!!
Ok....Listen, this is an adult site, a get away from reality for a bit site, but as I said....an "ADULT" site. So why am I getting teenage drama from an adult?..... I was just basically scolded by someone for not having her as #1 on my Friends list, but this person was #1 on the Family list....guess it wasn't good enough....Wow!...I thought the Family list was actually better then the friends list =/ hmmm. AND she said she was going to get back at the one who is #1 on my friends (Duh, Kit....your just going to go look anyways) like it's her fault that I put her as #! =/ But anyways, then I am told(by her) to delete her from my page (now granted she has done that before a couple of times and I blew it off) So this time I did it, and blocked her. I tried to explain things to this girl but she didn't want to listen. So I took her advice and did what she asked, she is now gone off my page. Listen......I am here to kill time and to have a little fun, flirt some (ok....alot), but not t

One Year Anniversary
Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.. I didn't realize how many people I knew actually smoked. Im kind of jealous. I loved smoking, it felt and tasted soooooooooooooo good... For those of you who dont know why i quit ill give you a quick note. My mother was a top model in england before she met my dad.. ALl my life my mother was very beautiful and always took pride in it. My mother a year and a half ago found out she had cancer.. Her first treatment of chemo about 3 days later she was touching her hair and a hand full came out.. on this day a year ago my mother shaved her head and i quit smoking... For Drill who inspired me to write a poem... I loved smoking... its like a good poking.. ..Inhaling that black tar it made me run not so far... I wish i could have just one and drill likes it up the bum.. The end Wicked

Obama !!!
I bet you thought this would be about Obama didn't you? What gave you that idea?... I blogged about blogging so that I could just blog. But in blogging about blogging for the sake of blogging just to say that I blogged about blogging so that people would read this blog being blogged about blogging. ...I am bored so shoot Me... *unzips* oh yes, dance for Me baby haha Okay am bored, was asked what sites I am on Fubar, I mean really yes I have a fubar account if you did not know already! Myspace, yes, I have 7 Myspace accounts, if you ask nicely I might just add you on one...even though I am rarely on... Deviant Arts... Yup I got Me a deviant art page, for the most part it has some of My writings I posted her, BUT it does have a few pieces of writing that have not, and shall not be posted here... Gr when I told a friend what I was naming it she said I should tell My feelings on Obama You want My feelings on Obama, okay here goes,I would not say thus far of his presidency he

You Fucks
ok here`s the deal it`s fuckin raining for the 5th fuckin day i`m stoned to the bone this sounded like a good idea one question, ask away you might get answer in private depending on question all questions accompanied by nude pics will be answered first

Immigrants...
I am bored and said I would a bulletin about illegal Immigrant reform this morning … but just got around to it and am too lazy to keep running back between a blog and bulletin so decided to simply write a blog, I found this photo on a native American site… [I actually wrote the letter but for the sake of the blog damn it let Me say I found it] Okay I personally find it funny for a people who live on stolen property, who pride themselves on owning the land, and who celebrates the genocide the original people of this land [which is pretty much what I think Thanks giving is… screw that first dinner crap, oh yes we ate with them….gained their trust.. then mass slaughtered them… yay America…retards] to think themselves in any position, be it moral or legal position to tell anyone they are here illegally, especially on a land that you do not truly own. And before anyone says anything, I used the term white man, because I was speaking from the pe

Fubar: The Leave It To Beaver Of The Web
This is an open letter, or blog, to all on Fubar. Pleas pass it along. I am not trying to level or score points. I have sent it to Scrapper. According to the bouncer last night, he’s the one to get it. If I disappear from Fu, you will know why. Others will have copies to post at their risk if they want. This way, deleting my account will not end the debate.Fubar: Leave It To Beaver of The WebFubar and I reached a crossroads yesterday. One I saw coming sooner or later, one some of my friends here have already ended up at. Fubar , the self-acclaimed “Bar of the Web”, where you need to be sh*tfaced, or pimped to help you succeed, an adult site, with mysterious ways of keeping children off, with a term every Fubarian learns, NSFW, and bouncers to enforce the rules. This is the image Fubar has always projected, even back in the Cherrytap days. That image brings us to the crossroads. Many of you, have seen,enjoyed and even ripped my skins in great numbers. Be

25 Most Blocked Members Of Fubar..
I have acquired the 25 Most Blocked Members on fubar. Fluffy reamins #1. Congrats to Helly for passing PF! I moved up from #13 to #9! SUCK IT WITCHIE!! HAHAHAHA!! Congrats to Lord Spinoza for cracking the top 20! | user | blocks |+---------+--------+1.) | 726984 | 1880 | Fluffy (Habitual Downrater)2.) | 3158084 | 1080 | chitachamp (shoutbox perv?)3.) | 3619108 | 837 | Hellyion (MuMMer)4.) | 3442332 | 747 | Passions Fire (MuMMer)5.) | 7329802 | 658 | Jake2600 (shoutbox perv)6.) | 5789481 | 649 | Jenna Dior (cross dresser)7.) | 3161120 | 585 | ilikegirlspukeandvomit (shoutbox perv)8.) | 3904619 | 544 | Master of Goddess (shoutbox perv)9.) | 3003935 | 542 | Dr Black (MuMMer)10.) | 2171901 | 500 | DJ Abby Norman AKA Witchie (MuMMer)11.) | 763330 | 475 | wally (Shoutbox perv)12.) | 1624133 | 462 | roberrrt (Shoutbox perv)13.) | 3180823 | 456 | invalid member specified.14.) | 6104887 | 447 | Hot Duce (Shoutbox perv)15.) | 6619955 |

Let Me Tell You About This Guy I Know
so with all the recent point whoring I almost forgot I was wanting to blog about this guy Philemon. He was nice enough to buy me in an auction a while back. He also blinged me straight to Godfather the other day. So I think we should all just take a moment to talk about how much we love/hate/want to make out with him. Go!

Questions 7-14-09
Ask me ANYTHING And again, no smartasses. Just ask me a question and I'll give you an answer. I'll even ask you a question in return. Ever pondered the meaning of life? I know it. Wanna know why the sky is blue? I'll tell you. Want to know why your left boob is bigger than your right? I know that too. Just ask, and I shall tell you. To begin, I'll ask a question. Why do directors have to fuck up a good movie with a shitty ending? Like, for instance, "Push"...great movie, but that last scene on the plane was just stupid.

Moral Decisions
There seems to be some confusion with some people, or they just have a knack to over complicate things, with making moral decisions when it comes to certain offenses. DrunkWhores mumm this morning seemed very black and white, and one right decision to make period. but something as serious as child porn or rape, or any type of physical harm to another person, and/or mental effects to the vic, somehow in this country have been complicated in the minds of people. now this blog isnt about the subject of her mumm exactly.. but have we become so numbed by constant media attention of such disgusting things as child porn, rape, mass murder, and any number of thing that used to be unthinkable outside some hollywood production like friday the 13th, that our moral perception is thinning. people debating on if a person is guilty of, or knowingly had possesion of something like child pornography doesnt even seem to be an issue to me. The issue was that if it is in fact child pornography, os

I Can Haz Win?
Since Misfit downloaded 300 boob gifs and procured the win for Fubar...I downloaded 363 boob gifs. One-upmanship anyone? Me = win + 63 Misfit = -62 ptz from top win Drool, fuckers!! Misfit no longer wins fubar

The Real Reason I'm Leaving...
I have made so many wonderful friends here and I'm so very sad to say goodbye to all of you! I've been in tears the last half hour at the thought that I won't get to say hello to all of you anymore. For the most part, you all have been very kind and generous to me and I can't thank you enough for being my friend! To clarify, I am not leaving because of any fu-drama. It's just my own personal decision that I've made to better my life. I've become addicted to this site and addiction is a very ugly thing. I spend my whole days here. I get up and log in on my phone first thing in the morning. I've fallen behind in other aspects of my life because I'm constantly on here checking my messages and returning rates. I just can't do it anymore. I have 2 wonderful kids who need me to be the best mom that I can be. This site gets in the way of that. I am sticking around long enough for my fu-fiance, Razor, to get his money back since he has invested quite a bit into "owning" me, but once

Hot Fantasy Of Mine
Sitting on a stool at the hotel bar we sip our drinks and chat. We are beaming and the entire bar can see it. Every hot man is checking me out and every hot chic is giving you the bedroom eyes. Smiling at the end of the bar, a man and his wife give us a nod and then look back at each other. Getting off on the attention that we are receiving you put your hand on my thigh and start to slide under my skirt, all the men lean over to catch a peek. Getting to the point of no return we decide to pay up and leave. As we walk out I see the sign for the hotels pool and tug at your shirt. It is 3 am and the room is empty, just a blue green light which reflects from the lights under the pool. We walk into the room, me in front of you and you walking super close behind me with your arms around me, kissing my neck and rubbing your hands along the front of my blouse. Knowing that we are alone you squat in front of me and reach under my skirt and slide my panties down my legs. Standing, you lo

*funny Girl Is The Birthday Girl Today*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNY GIRL...THIS IS A HOMEMADE MADE FROM SCRAP CARD FOR YA ...=) ADD, FAN, N RATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS WONDERFUL GIRL AND VERY FUNNY FRIEND...SHE IS ONE FRIEND WE WISH WE ALL HAD. Funny Girl~~Read profile before going any further~~@ fubar

Begging Cubby
I'm actually going t ask you to rate a picture for me. Yup. Just one picture. If you have a few minutes i could use a few comments too. But basically all i'm asking is a rate. I need 100 rates. Give a Cubby a hand? Thanks. :D Ph PS, can you re-post too? God i'm a a pain huh?

Changing Page..
Okay I recently got this message from a friend who is both on here and myspace, “Hey Emanon, How are you today?Thanks for adding me to your myspace, I see you have that animated saluted on myspace, and on your other myspace you showed me the salute for that, so if you did two salutes why not do another for fu and show the fu people that you are in fact realBites & HugsXXXXX XXX XXXXXXX”Well that is true, I have done six saluted for all six of my myspace accounts because on myspace it is not mandatory on there and doing one changes nothing, now before any of you say its not mandatory on fu, in a way it is as not having one limits the things that can be done on here such as reaching a certain level you must have a salute, not having one limits going to peoples pages and such, so I shall never do one on here, I see no need to prove myself to people in which I shall never meet, I only did em on myspace cause I wanted to, and have made several for a certain person on here and su

My Dream Girl!!!
When I saw her it was love at first sight!!! She loves Me, as I love her! No one can come between what W/we have! Do not be angry guys, she has sisters who look just like her!!! As usual another blog out of boredom

To Pluck Or Not To Pluck
There is an Ass that shall name nameless, you might guess if you like who this shit for bird brain is but I'm mad at him Then add to that equation there is a woman who shall name nameless but you might guess if you saw her flowing red Afro hair which she has dyed blonde, floating around on a broom stick. So the story begins the other day on a dark and stormy day, I of course the princess of the castle was going about my way merrily, When my black berry came to life informing me that i got mail. I tucked my baby in for the day making sure she is not going to beat me for a while and open the attachment What i saw would scare a baby out of the uterus... THAT FEATHERED DELIQUENT HAS PUT THAT RED HEADED WITCH ON TOP OF ME~ now we all know this can not be true since i am the PITCHER and she is the CATCHER so if that bird brain doesn't come clean in the next 30 minutes ill have to show you all the picture in which he spelt my name right... The innocent mother of ham

Chirp....chirp...splat?!?!?!?!
Dear gawd how i would love to do that..... Two weekends ago I went fishing, this time of year crickets are the primary choice of bait. I load the truck with cooler, bait, polls, radio, just out for a good time. Being the woman driver I am, forget the crickets are in teh little round cage in the back and turn a curve to sharp, yep you guessed it the cricket cage goes rolling around the back ... once at my favorite fishing hole I clean up the crickets and processed with my relaxing day.... a few days later I notice I can still here crickets when I get in teh truck.... They somehow decided to take residence in my dashboard... Its been two weeks and I'm ready to flame the inside of my truck..... Ive tried Potato slices, I've tried fly paper, Someone suggested i put a frog in my truck but if he croaks and i cant find him he'll stink.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAlp the crickets are driving me mad!

Damn
Just happen to look outside My window, and damn it, it's snowing now.The news said just a week ago we may not get none til early January, damn meterologist. The news also say that if you have any shopping to get it done now, since NOW it is a lot more heading our way from the west.. lucky Me. Okay I am bored, If you would be so kind as to do Me a salute.. preferably boobs.. but hey do Me more salutes they are always good to look at when bored. ... okay back to being bored.... Random NewsOkay,I got a PM on Myspace from a christian group, speaking of Me repenting for My sins, in the name of Jesus, Hey I have no prob if you're a jesus freak but can ya keep your faith away from My logic? ^^Oh look, My plan is coming along nicely.^^

Crisis
First its not a blog about the Shit Hawk Second I owe some special people a salute but im blah... Today is my Sons 13th Birthday Tommorow is my fetuses 18 weeks in the womb IM CRAZY Seriously it just struck me .... Im not sure whether i should run ( more like waddle) away but this doesn't solve anything. Quick Question around 13 do boys become dumb? Wicked the carrier and the mother of a puberty experiencing 13 year old boy.... / wrists

Worried?
Should I be worried that a guy bought Me for 8 million when My previous fu own worth was only 4,555,000 Hm, spending an additional 3.5 million on Me, why?Oh no!! He also gave Me the rainbow bling earlier todayLet us see, rainbow bling, now owning Me, can it be this person has caught “the ghey” and now has a taste for chocolate! OH NOES fu people help Me!!Of course this blog is yet another made out of boredom haha comment here!

Fubar History 102 & Where Are We Headed?..
Well, it’s been awhile since I ranted and all that good stuff, so I figure I feel like hell thanks to this mid winter sickness so I may as just well write something , yanno just in case anyone was missing their reality check…because well, I think a lot of people are missing a reality check… Yanno, I’ve been here a long time. I’ve seen a lot of shit. Good, bad and everywhere in between. Every generation of people that come through this site ,leave their mark and then leave completely has a theme or so. This is what I’d like to recall as the 5th generation that we are currently in. Here’s a quick background of what I consider the first four… Gen 1: The Los

Fu-learnings
Those with the most descriptors in their name...have the least identity and personality (eg DJ Juggalo Sexy BF 2 DJ Metalhead = real snore). If they're naming themselves sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, cute or milf...they're none of these things. Those that talk the most have the least to say (fuck you I am the exception to that rule). You should really pay attention to those that don't say much...when they do speak, it'll be a gem. Those that don't seek your attention are usually the most worthy of it. Those that give advice by explaining in detail how their situation is similar...are not giving advice, they're making the issue about them. True friends don't buy you bling, they clip you upside the head when you need it. Using bling as punishment is FUN. People who presume that bling is a sign of affection...have a fucked up idea of affection. Those who presume your motivations negatively...tend to be the ones doing exactly what they're accusing you of. T

Cuppycake's Death
Wherever you are, you need to quit that foul game you played. You will wish you wre REALLY dead, bitch. Playing 2 innocent men like a fiddle? Karma will get you. And I hope you enjoy this message. Have a great life.

I Got Blocked
Ok..my attempt to do this blog today that should had been done last week .but unfortunaly got distracted..so .. So last week .I get tis shout from an old friend that blocked because they thought I was screwing around with Emanon..haha. Assumptions people get these days..Well.this guy asks me what is going on with Emanon and I...and of course nothing is going on....Hehhe then he thinks I am fucking him because of me calling him a sexy beast....and yes I do call him a sexy beast for several reasons.and few main top reasons He's VERY intelligent.too smart for his own good...and I enjoy his virtual spanks hahah . I gather these blockers are intimated by him haha..only because he speaks the truth..haha.So I get blocked for speaking highly of him...hahah....damn emo's haha Now I hope this screen shot works [IMG]http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/SpookyDeMonde34/BLOCKED.jpg[/IMG]

Tweaking The Mumms In The Next Day Or So..
In order to help clean up the bullshit that's being posted in mumms lately (and pretty much, since we implemented them), I'm working on a few changes. The main change will be their 'scope'. By default, mumms will only be shown to your friends. If you want to create a 'global' mumm that shows up on everyones homepage, you go through the same process, only it'll cost more fuBucks. If you make a mumm for your friends, you can still post the link around and have other people (non-friends) vote/comment on it, but it won't show up on their homepage as a recent mumm. I'm still figuring out what the pricing will be for each, but the mumms for your friends will be cheaper than they are now. viva la resistance! -mike

Game Recognizes Game Bitchez
Damn it's been a while since I've had the chance to shed some light on a real jackass but after months of keeping my mouth shut enough is finally enough. Last time I did a blog like this, I didn't have to air much dirty laundry it aired itself in the comments as people became comfortable enough to see that they weren't alone. Secondly, if you're one of those who scream "All people do is start drama..." then stop reading now and you won't have to deal with it right? Well, I guess for any good, "He's a lyin ass playah and wouldn't know a friend if one saved his life" story we have to begin with an asshole and I pick this one: Shit...wrong picture... Better.... Anyway, if I put ALL his dirt out there, this blog would read like an unabridged dictionary but here we go. Since I can't use his real name We'll just call him Punk Ass....K..? Punk ass and I started off with a mutual interest and we talked a lot getting to know one another. The more I talked to h

You Can Admit You Are Jealous.
Let me just start by saying that Babyfrog is absolutely freaking adorable. If you thought her pictures were pretty, I am here to tell you they just don't do her justice. I am on the way to Ikea so she came to pick me up. She got to meet Baxter. Baxter loves house guests. Loves them! After few minutes of Baxter smelling her legs and exploiting her attention we were off. The new Ikea is as awesome as she said it was. We walked around the store listing the things that we would some day own and the things that really weren't all that special. We gossiped about Fu people (all good stuff of course) and joked around about how people see us on FU. It is now my mission to let everyone know that she is no angel. She told me she has "sooo much wine in the house right now" and her whole purpose for going to Ikea was to get wine glasses. *cough lush cough* I am totally kidding of course. Anyway she and I agree that you will all just say that I brought her down to my level. After ikea we did a

Religious Debate▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blogging Buffoon Activated This all started when I originally commented on a youtube video entitledMy Dad says I’m going to hellLINK This is a debate with a Christian that stemmed from another debate I had with a Christian.I will say that cheecker121 and I came to a mutual understand, and she was very cool about accepting others. Then 777bosstown answered me and … well this is where the debateThis debate has been going on for now..for weeks...I am waxxjf in this exchange.Nothing has been changed EXCEPT sometimes it took two or more comments and I just made each of them into one comment so it would be easier to read rather than seeing waxxjf said 3x in a row.It did towards the end turn into a mixture of religion and politics..*this debate isn't over* the last reply is just a few hours old..so when he answers I will update*... he is a big conservative fox news supporter given the comments I saw him write on other youtube videos..I wasn't going to post this here, since ma

Fubar 2012. Time To Look In The Mirror.
Hey kids, it's been a little bit now and I figured that I would just throw some random thoughts out there as usual from time to time, hope some of this helps some of you figure out exactly what goes on around here and for some people, take a look in the mirror.... I've been here almost six years and have over 500 blog posts. I've seen and heard about some crazy stuff to say the least. From program running scripters, to top member murderers to con artists and egomaniacs of all shapes and sizes. And of course fakes. People use fake accounts to do a ton of things here. Spy, cheat, transfer credits via a con of a hot default image. People paying other people to make salutes for them so that at least the account is real, even if the person running it really isn't the person you see in all of "their" pictures... ..over time, there are cycles. There's the overspending attention-needy male. There's the fu female who thinks she isn't good enough to get mass credits and it's easier to make

General Feminist Rant
So tired of men whining about everything. So tired of ME whining about everything too. But men are treated differently than women are..in law & function. When men are murdered by their spouses to the same degree and women make the same money for the same job I will stop whining. Seems all it takes for you guys to stop whining for 5 fucking minutes is to get a blow job and a sandwich....lolololol Like · ·

Changes On Fu And Mafia
I am wondering why us members don't get the opporunity to have a say on Fubar and Fumafia. Changes are being done like they are not being thought out. I am sure I don't have to go into all the erratic changes in Mafia that have basically made the game we/I used to love to play so much. I am now on strike, and may take my VIP away because it seems being a VIP is just a money maker on here. I am no longer going to participate in ANY thing that goes on in Fubar and Fumafia. I have worked hard for over 2 years to build my turf and my main player to have " The powers that be " decide for us and because of that the game now sucks. It's not worth playing anymore. The only rackets that are open of course is this sites Energy turf because people have to " buy " credits to get their energy needed to complete missions in order to complete badges, so this site has their hands in our pockets. Then the other 2 rackets, Weapons Depot and Tactical Upgrades are still going strong. But the Banks and H

Nooooo!! This Can't Happen!!!
So, I am minding my own business and starting to do some pics of MuMmers again when my son Justin walks in. He peers over my shoulder and the next thing I hear is OMG who is THAT? THAT would have been Misfit. To make it worse I am at this time on the phone with Ash, who thinks this is funny. Funny? Yeah, Mom is laughing. :| So, for the next 30 minutes my son is looking at MY friends! :O Misfit { He sings Oh Canada} Mac {Rocker chick! Oh hell yeah! Mom hook a guy up!} Fiesty {She like younger guys???} And on and on.... So, then my son says........" Wow, I need a Fubar page." Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! OMG! We cannot have this. No way. Nu uh. Eeeeeep!

Future Space Man, Robot Or Alien
Wicked is off on her own personal Holiday, so it it up to the rest of us to keep theme monday going. Today's theme if future space beings. Star Trek, Star Wars, Futurama, The Fifth Element characters are all fair game as well as many others. The character just needs to be from a future in which space travel is happening, Please let me know who you are and what you are from. I left my space nerd glasses behind while drunk on another planet. So far claimed characters. Bender (futurama) = Hugh Leeloo (the fifth element)= Pixe Marvin (hitchiker's guide) = Ms. Badcrumble Yoda (star wars) = MasterOfPuppets Princess Leia (star wars) = Princess DaisyBlue. Ripley (aliens) = Ms D Zim (invader zim) = Chainsaw. Predator (predator) = Darrick Kit the Kunt of the Future (her drug addled mind) = Kit Astro Boy (Astro Boy) = higgs boson Stitch (lilo and stitch) = Stitch Elroy Jetson (the jetsons) = Dooragard Darth Tyranus (star wars) = Anonymous The Crushinator (futurama) = Witty Sc

Today's Ramblings By Lips The Wicked Spicy Chicken...
I haven't written a blog in 2 days, i think Ive lost my mojo!! I have these things i need to point out to you my peeps..... 1. Crystal is wanting a chicken harem.. i think shes succeeded.. 2. Are my lips that big... seriously? 3. Daisy Blue should be bid on please hit her up.. tell her i sent you and you will get 10% off ...... 4. Witty got a cheap haircut bets she still looks pretty 5. I miss my Seamus... life is not the same on Fubar.. 6. My son got home 30 minutes ago and wants to leave again.... he will never be that huggy lovey mommas boy again 7. NEENER NEENER ILL NEVER LET MISFIT GO!!! That is all Wicked

Instant Karma, Just Add Water
Today has just been that crap dance of one step forward 2 step back. I need good karma. Lots of it. But since I won't do anything out of my way to get that good karma, I'm stealing a blog that a few peple have done. If you comment I will say something nice about you. I promise to be sincere. Hopefully I can bank some of that sweet sweet good karma to use as I please tomorrow.

It's Simple Really
If you can't take it, you shouldn't dish it out...learnt that growing up...fairly fundamental...but some of you, well you just have so many fucking special rules for how you behave vs how others should behave...kinda mindblowing. If you don't like what someone does and/or says, and how they say/do it, and who they do/say it to...then chances are, you don't like them. (Mindblowing revelation huh??) Why the fuck would you pretend to yourself that you like someone 'if only they would...' - fuck off and get a spine. If someone talks to you about someone...chances are they talk to someone about you...that one's like a Spanish proverb or something, people have known that shit for CENTURIES...why is it a surprise to you? See above - dish it out, learn to fucking take it. I have bets on some of you.

Are You Ready For Some Football????
Hey all! So I have been thinking, with the upcoming football season just underway, I was thinking a fun way to get people to interact on here is to have an online football poll. Basically it would be a number of members who wanted to join and every Sunday you would pick your winners of the games. Then on Tuesdays (cause Monday games are also included) we would tally up who picked the winners. At the end of the season, after the superbowl I will choose the winner for the entire season, and that winner would get a good prize like a month VIP or blast or whatever. What do you guys think? Would this be a neat idea, and if so would you join my league? :D

You Rocked Me...thank You
I wanted to simply say thank you to all my friends for rockin my profile yesterday. I started out 2.4 mill from Godfather and exceeded that goal not even half way through the process. Im very lucky to have made some awesome friends and i probably dont say that enough so im saying it in this blog. I have to give a special thanks to Lipstick for the Auto-11 because without her this would have never happened. Also a special thanks goes to Morgan le Fay for the gift blast and to CrazyDave for the ticker and of course Vixen for tickling me pink with a VIP renewel. Ive never been pimped so hard in my life and i didnt even have to get beat up for it (yes thats a joke). I used to be one of the most cynical people on this site when it came to online relationships, laughing at those whom said some of their best friends were online. This last year has proven to me it doesnt matter if its in real life or online but the definition of a real "friend" can be found anywhere. Ive endured lots of heart

True Or False
Apparently, some people take great pleasure in my...unfortunate incidents. So here's a guessing game. True or False: 1. I've put foundation on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. 2. I've locked myself out on my own balcony. 3. I once made (or tried to make) a self-saucing chocolate pudding in a springform pan (you know, the one with the gap between the base and the sides, where the liquid can ooze out). 4. I've sprayed hairspray on my armpits instead of deodorant. 5. I know the smell of singed eyebrow. 6. I said "I bet you haven't got the balls to hit me" to the angry guy in high school. 7. I'm possibly the only person that can truly verify that you shouldn't walk between a guy and the imaginary friend he's arguing with. 8. A blackboard once fell on my head. 9. When I was 3 I decided I could swim. My mother had to save me. She turned around to get a towel and I went back into the lake. 10. My father used to use an old vacuum cleaner to blow on the coals

Why...(x2 Cos Blogs Are Stupid)
Why...are we paying 3 TIMES (literally 3 times) the amount for petrol (gas) than Americans!? What is going ooooooooooooooooooooooooon...I mean I know cost of living here is higher but 3 TIMES!?!?!?

Ode To Coot
He was a fast machine He kept his modem clean He was the best damn cropper I have ever seen He had these slitted eyes and Im telling no lie He could knock you out with his thunder thighs Taking more than his share whos pics he didnt care I tried to block him but he was already there Now my hands were shaking what was he taking my photos hell be pasting and then he was making it ...Coot you shopped me all night long Yes Coot...you shopped me all night long Working double time cropping pictures on line he makes them one of a kind and not just mine all mine he deserves no applause just anger of course made a fool out of me and came back to do more had to crop me down then made me look round now Im made to sing and into this ugly thing All the poses hes faking look now its J hes pasting His mind is racing next it will be you Coots cropping all night long yes you Coots cropping all night long

Wanna Win A 5 Credit Bling?!?!
I'm a bit bored... Whoever sends/posts me the coolest froggy with wings picture...will receive a five credit bling of your choice... post them in this blog or send them pm you have until 6pm mountain time 2-2-09 ♥ Postal

And Another One Bites The Dust....
So at this point I’m wondering if I’m stupid, cursed or I just have unbelievably bad taste. I started seeing someone a few weeks ago, nothing major, but it was looking like he had a bit of potential. He did cancel on me twice in 3 weeks, but both could have been legit excuses (once it was his kid and the other time his truck broke down). Well, a very good friend of mine was getting married, so I decided what the hell, I’ll ask this guy rather than showing up alone… you can see this coming right? Not only does he show up for the wedding, but early wearing a full suit and tie, very presentable… he’s nervous but that’s entirely excusable since he’s meeting oh 20-30 of my friends in one shot. Other than the families involved, pretty much everyone knows everyone at this thing… if people aren’t close, they see each other enough to be on a pretty friendly basis. Wedding goes great - he loosens up, starts talking to peopl

To Vent
I need to scream. Instead, I'm going to make a list of complaints here like a whiny little bitch in hopes that I can get some things out and get some momentary internal peace. Peace of mind? no. I realize it's doubtful I will have that especially this evening. Please don't feel the need to inundante this blog with i'm sorrys, it'll get betters, look on the bright sides, or stay positives. While well intentioned, I just don't give a fuck about that. I just want to complain and know that someone somewhere heard it and wishes me better days. Thank you, wisher. 1. I had a kidney stone Monday. I lost sleep for like 2 days and I'm totally wiped out. Never had one...pain wasn't terrible, but I had no choice but to work. I'm like a zombie walking around today. 2. My son's father is a self centered, immature jerk. I suppose that's why he's my ex and not my current. I try so hard to maintain a friendship with him that most people see as odd just for the sake of our child. I ignore

Furonas
Okay, so I'm seeing that people are annoyed by the new 'buy a round' feature. I'm not really sure why, I think it's fun. I've seen statuses of people threatening to delete others for sending them a drink. That's your perogative; i don't understand it, but it's your page. I'm just curious how you decipher if someone is just sending you a drink because you're low or to be nice, or if they sent it to everyone. But whatever. On to the reason for the blog: if you have made it clear you do not want anymore fuRonas, I will not be sending you anymore fugifts (zOMG!!! I know lol. Fake gifts, who cares?) I am not going to try and figure out what is okay to send when. :) On a side note: after reading Mel's blog about the MuMMs (go read it if you haven't), I've tried to be a little less mean. I forgot the reason I come on here. To have fun. It seems like a lot of people have lost their sense of humor and their sense of fun. I'm sure I'll get people in my blog getting on their soapbox trying

Todays Rant
It seems like the longer im here, the more things tend to get out of control. Some people with their drama, some who dislike you because of someone you talk to and others..well its all a delusion. Is honesty really the best policy? Peoples impressions seem to be all they understand anyways, or what they experienced in the past has an effect on their perspective. As you know I'm a big flirt...or was. It seems to get me in trouble around here. I have said it would be cool to meet some people i have met here on fu, hypothetically. To one person that might just mean "if i ever come to where you live" and to another, "when i get there". so once again my fubar experience has evolved, and you might notice a change in the things i do on here... to those of you who took my being a big flirt as just having some fun... its been grand. and for those of you who have put hope in to our flirting, im sorry if i led you on, or made you think that i had intention on meeting you and starting a lon

Our Baby Blog Is At #1 In The Top Blogs Omg!! We Finally Made It!
Thanks to everyone who has visted, read and rated our blog This means so much to me! I dedicated my page to pregnancy and infant loss support and awareness and I thought....what better way to be supportive than to share my story with the world and try to get it out there and seen so it can touch as many lives as possible. I dont want any more parents to have to suffer through this alone. If you have lost a pregnancy or infant please stop in and read my blog or just stop in and talk to me...I am on pretty often. Everyone is welcome on my page! THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT HAS RATED THIS BLOG!! YOU ARE ALL SO GREAT AND THERE IS NO WAY I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT THIS FAR WITHOUT YOU! PLEASE DONT STOP!

Damn!
There used to be an unwritten code that mummers went by in the mumms. I guess it is gone. What is with some of these newer mummers: 1)not knowing HOW to bash 2)not knowing WHEN to bash 3)not knowing when they are going to far (hit below the belt) I just saw a mumm where the mumm poster should have been getting bashed for going "below the belt" yet he was getting praised...WTF?

Issues
anyone ever heard of or been called a "DDR"? anyone talk to me and thought hmmmm hes being moody and weird!? anyone think to them selves, wow Deacon seems a little off today. did you think one of my blogs was a bit... not like me to do? well I believe someone has been in my account and have knoweledge that at least one blog listed I didnt write cus i was off shore and not online. anytime between the middle of march and last week, let me know if you think you talked to me. someone has sent emails, drinks and sb msgs to people from my fubar profile and it wasnt me. im trying to figure some things out ill be a coward if it makes you feel better...i told ya i would call you when i had time...but you kept calling and i figured out you were still loggong in to my fubar, and figured out how you did it...so now after four days of not answering your calling private #....quit ffs. i dont have time for this shit! dont go away mad just go away do you have every detail of every

My Hands Are Itchy
Why are my hands so itchy? I took baxter for his walk and half way through my palms got itchy. I thought maybe a mosquito got me but now the whole palms of both my hands are itchy. I've washed my hands like 4 times now with anti-bacterial soap and they are still itchy as can be. I checked on web md they say I have the black death. i don't think so though because i haven't been around any Europeans or rats. Man this is frustrating. Also... What makes you so damn special? no really, i want to know.

Serious Business....
Okay, so it's not *really* serious, but I need advice. I'm going to a business orientation tomorrow and business casual is the dress attire. Coming from a blue collar background, I'm oblivious to this term. From what I understand, it's something along the lines of slacks or khakis and a polo or dress shirt. Am I thinking the right idea here? I need input because I have to go out and buy some clothes, since I have zero pants in this area, that fit lol. Help an idiotic fella out.

Wtf Did I Do?
So I see that someone that I thought was a friend now has me blocked. It's probably because I deleted everyone and hadn't gotten around to adding her back yet. Yanno, I'm sorry that I have a ton of things that I have to and I don't get around to adding everyone back the second I delete everyone. And excuse me for not having the best memory to remember everyone I need to add. It's not like we really talked that much anyway..but it was worth blocking me? Whatever.

Hmmmm.........
Let's see. Most of my friends on and off here, know i go and play bingo or at least try to play once a week. Yes i do hope to win, but if i dont, its a stress reliever for me and gets me out of the house, It seems like there are a few persons that are upset about my ability or meens to play, so ill put it like this, My boyfriend Mike... works hard and pays for me to play when we can afford it. This past week I have been stuck at home with my 5 year old daughter for her spring break... yes it does get old very quick. I love my daughter and my Bf but sometimes, I do need a break... it seems like the one that has the issue with me playing bingo... hasnt mentioned that he is single,,,, and has stated time and time again that he wants it that way so he can do what ever he wants when he wants... meaning hes not accountable to anyone, for anything... so let me say this now... what i choose to do with my time is my business... I havent had to post a blog in a while but this is over the top, I

Chicago Olympics
There are several reasons why I gloat that Chicago lost its Olympics bid: I HATE this city. Since day one when I came to the US in 97, I fell in hate with this Sodom n Gomorrah place. Being from Moscow, I am more than used to shitty weather, crime, mafia, nasty asshole people, other wonderful things that come with being one of the largest cities in the world. But I loved that place, with its crazyness and unpredictablity. There is absolutely nothing I love about Chicago, and I can't fuckin wait to get the fuck out of this place for goods, never looking back. Perhaps its the fact that it reminds me of being that confused, fresh off the boat 15 year old with barely any English and no social skills, but alas. Was it shocking that this corrupt shithole lost its Olympics bid? Hell no. I guess they just didnt want half the revenue for the Olympics to be wasted to feed some big whig's 10 illegitimate children, or to be spent on a mayor's summer home in France, or to fill someone's

Butterface/butthisface
You ever have someone come to your page and rate you and when you tooltipped you were like: "WHOA BABY!!" *drool drool* But then you went into their default album and you were like: "WHOA NOOOOOO!!!!!" Yeah, I hate that. :( Yes, this is superficial and mean to say, so if you're one of my self-righteous friends, please keep your mouth shut. :) I'm sure someone has thought this about me as well. Disappointment is a bitch.

Proud American???▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blogging Buffoon Activated Someone on my list posted the original article from here LINK to which they entitled their blog "I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN"The words "HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO LAY DOWN AND LET THEM WALK ON US? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE HORROR IN A LONG LINE OF ATROCITIES. IT'S TIME TO STAND AND FIGHT BACK." were added at the bottom I commented and figured I wanted to save my comment ..since I usually save all my long comments anyway. My Response to the blog. So basically on June 6th you had a multi ethnic, multi racial coalition of people [saying Americans is rather idiotic and redundant since the people who are building the mosque are also Americans… or did we forget that part?] who rallied against the constitution. Who rallied against a peoples first and fifth amendment rights… Let us dissect this little eh, proud to be a typical ignorant American piece.“9/11 families were joined by immigrants”Really? Every 9/11 family were there? I find t

Fu-pony?
I was just looking at the new bling and there is a Fu-pony that looks like a my little pony..cute right? They want 1,000 credits for it. Call me crazy but anyone that would spend that kind of money on a little blinky horse is insane.

And The Whining Crybaby's Keep Piling Up..lol
This crybaby mumm poster just gave me a shout not long ago. I'm getting sick to my stomach just smelling her anal cavity leaking all over my page. Somebody throw some baby asswipes in her SB so she can dry that pinkhole up. Oh and did I mention she's butt ugly ?..LOL ->SexieLexie: so you felt the need to tell me this in my sb...well hey post whatever you want.nobody's gonna stop you. i could care less, really..anyways have nice nite SexieLexie: that i belong in the cell with her,so i dont post anymore mumms ->SexieLexie: dont even remember what i said SexieLexie: i erased all the shitty comments ->SexieLexie: thats funny i dont see my comment in there SexieLexie: bout casey anthony and caylee ->SexieLexie: and what mumm would that be SexieLexie: u commented on my mum ->SexieLexie: umm what r u talking about? do i know u? SexieLexie: ill post whatever the fuck i want

Me N My Damn Ass...
Ok this is a rant blog about whom...myself. Ok as most of you know i recently had 4 major surgeries on my right leg(ankle) and im currently in a cast. Since its my right leg my insurance wont cover me so im not able to drive thus having to depend on others to run my errands (which i HATE). Well its been snowing here and we still have a lot of ice on the ground so i basically dont go anywhere unless its to my dr. appts (crutches n ice dont mix). Well ive been out of my pain medication for 2 days and my muscle relaxers just are not cutting it waiting on someone to go to the drug store and pick them up for me. Im not mad at my friends or mother as im aware they are busy but the more i sit here in pain the angrier i get about just not being able to do for myself PERIOD. So after once again calling a friend and getting im unable to leave right now i said fuck it..grabbed my crutches, put on my coat and shoe and went to the door. The front porch was covered in ice and snow and my car was on

Paranoid
no , not the fuckin kinks song people say that they get paranoid from smoking weed just don`t have the proper frame of mind they are looking at the illegality of it and getting carried away with that part i just smoked a bowl and the last thing i feel is paranoid dammit wicked you are gonna be away from home and in BC.home of some of the worlds best weed you better get high

The Dangers Of A Razor!
I have come to see the light on why woman should pay to get laser hair removal.... here are my reasons... feel free to add as you deem necessary... A razor can seem harmless, they come with a variety of different products and brands.. some with moisturizers built in some with 3blades some with more.. We are so obsessed with hair removal that we failed to notice that we are taking a blade and pressing it up against our skin... If this blade has been repeatedly used we tend to get stranded hair left on various parts of our bodies... example: I shaved using a razor that had been used repeatedly and i was wearing a sundress walking down the street when i happen to notice that i missed a whole section of armpit hair... I am shocked.. how many people have noticed? Can i go threw out the whole day not raising my arm? Do i just pretend not to know.. should i run to macs and buy the disposable 2 dollar razors and shave my pits in the car down some alley? example 2: Shaving leg hair.. I ha

New Years...
Since tomorrow is the big ball dropping, for the big countdown to the New Year. So of course, as usual a ton of tourist are on their way to NYC just to see the ball drop made Me wonder...Who determines when it is the New Year?I mean when it is New Years here [12 AM EST], it wont be new years for another 3 hours on the west coast, and in some places it won't be the new year for another 9 hours, while some other places it has already been the new years for 16 hrs. Not to mention in America alone, we have three or four different time zones, each of which does the "daylight savings time" at different months and times... hm confusionBoredom breeds these random thoughts…Now go back to your life and make Me some tits and ass salutes!

Gay Debate----- Homo Erectus▬●ΑΘΕΟΣ
Blame Spinoza, he is the one who told me to blog this... Yes I know Homo Erectus has nothing to do with gays :P Ah, well this is certainly different than the many political debates I get in on here.... Blogging Buffoon Activated This all started because a guy [greatestever11] made a comment about if people believed and followed the bible literally that we would be stoning 99% of our teenagers.. so I replied to him agreeing with him basically…I am waxxjf of course in the debate. I may get a new page soon…I am a straight male Atheist who does not like any type of bigotry, be it religious to a sexual orientation, be it theist beating up on another theistic beliefs, etc… okay here is the debateIf he ever answers I shall update this post and put my reply as well, I will not be changing anything, so any spelling or grammatical errors shall stay.Waxxjf: @greatestever11 I do always find it funny when people bring up Leviticus ... which is from the Hebrew bible. if J

Free Drinks!!!!!
I don't ask for much on here, call me on it if you must (if I did I'd be asking for a VIP). But I don't, people ask for everything on this site. I'm asking for everyone to give a few simple fubucks to someone who is special to me for her birthday spotlight. No money...bling yatta yatta, just some cheap fu. Won't cost you anything. An yes I know everyone is asking for fubucks lately, shit, $5000 here an there isn't much. Hell, I even asked Baby J! Xx Tamz xX ™ Take Me As I Am, Or Don't Take Me At All@ fubar Oh, don't tell her I sent you.

5 People = 250k Fubucks
For Every 5th Person You Bring in That Subscribes, You Get 250,000 Fubucks. Leave A Comment Here With The NAME AND PROFILE LINK of EVERY Person You Bring in (After They Subscribe). If you want some Promotion Graphics to Post on People's Profiles, Click This Link --> http://excitodiabolus.tripod.com/Promo.html ALL OF THESE PEOPLE MUST STILL BE SUBSCRIBED MEMBERS AT THE TIME YOUR 5TH SUBSCRIBER JOINS IN ORDER TO GET THE 250,000 FUBUCKS! SO DO YOUR PART IN MAKING SURE THEY STAY MEMBERS AT LEAST UNTIL YOUR 5TH SUBSCRIBER JOINS! [Total Earnings So Far] CLICK HERE TO GO TO EXCITO DIABOLUS

To All The Girls I Loved Before...
I want to thank all the woman that I have come to know and love on Fubar... You are my pack, my loved ones... There is something to be said about a bunch of woman who will do anything for each other and stick together.. I love you all! Note; Seamus is included in the group.. don't ask how but he is.... Thank you for all your help going for spotlight and leveling me.. Note most of you don't know that I have a "do" list and your names are all on it.. Wicked ps: if you would like ot be added to said list just comment below.... woman only need to apply

The 10/3/2009 Spotlight Is Fake. And Busted. Right Here...
Ahh yes it’s been some time since I’ve done this, and may as well do it with a bang when you do something right? With that in mind, click on your homepage, look to the right and then come back real quick because….today’s spotlight with no salute or even attempt at one… Damn !! What a hottie, how old is she barely 18???? Let me go buy “it” some bling , paypal it some cash or something. Look at these HOT pics ( remember no salute) …. …this would be great right, if the exact same pictures weren’t stolen from Karisweets.com !! Below are the exact same pics that he, or “it” or wh

Today's Vote...?
Since I am bored and still writing My version of the Declaration of Independence, and Spinoza is bored and is too much of a sissy to post a blog I said I would.So I am waiting for the vote on health care later on, maybe around 2 or 3 I will turn to a liberal news station on one T.V. and a conservative one on the other T.V. [I have two T.V.'s in My office] I enjoy watching how they cover the exact same thing in different ways, if it is a liberal pushing it the conservatives love to talk about the freedoms of America being taken, and if it is a conservative pushing it, the liberals love bitching about how they want a say... I just find them both funny since I am neither. So figured I would blog and ask what do you, whoever happens to view this blog other than Spinoza... think of the health care bill?I mean it was mentioned months ago, they have the bill online on nonpartisan sites. I trust these more than liberal and conservative sites who post the bill cause they only post part of it t