Fubar Blog Posts 4

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For(is This True??)
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for 1. Touch her waist. 2. Kiss her neck. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her f

To My Dearest Friends
I have a very close friend who is trying to make it to Godfather status. I will post his link at the bottom of this blog. He's a great person and friend, he and his lovely wife. I want to add, he always returns the love on your page as well. He is looking to rate and add as well, so please stop by and check out his cool pics, rate fan and add him and he will return the favor. He is a very good person and always keeps up on everyone. I know this from personal experience, he has taken a lot of his time to help me on my contest because that's the kind of person he is. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this. Bloody Kisses and Hugs MINA

Back To Work For Me!!!
I have finally been released to go back to work and started today....I will not be on as much but will try my best to keep up as much as I can. Of course, my HH giveaway started the day before I went back lol. But I have had a couple of dedicated friends that have been helping me out.....I am coming home from work and maxing my comments, however, if you get bored and want to help a girl out click on the link below and it will take you straight to the page I need comments on.....Anyone that knows me knows each and every comment will be appreciated!! I will not be posting as many comments as I usually did but will try to show extra love on my days off!! Luvs ya all!!!

Forgive Me ....
Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said But I didn't mean to hurt you I heard the words come out I thought that I would die It hurts so much to hurt you Then you look at me You're not shouting anymore You're silently broken I'd give anything now to kill those words for you Each time I say something I regret, I cry I don't wanna lose you! But some how I know that you will never leave me, yeah. Cause you were made for me Some how I'll make you see How happy you make me I can't live this life Without you by my side I need you to survive So stay with me You look in my eyes and I'm screaming inside that I'm sorry.. And you forgive me again You're my one true friend And I never meant to hurt you

Missing You
The pain consuming me is so surreal. I feel so hollow, so empty inside. I am sullen in my bitter loneliness. I don't want to be alone like this. Aching for you, my heart cries out in excruciating, murderous pain. . . and it won't stop. Wanting you, like some sort of addictive drug, I can barely live without your love. I want to die - the pain is too intense. I feel like my heart has been ripped out and the hole will never heal. Longing for your lips, I can't stop dreaming about you - but you're so far away. Missing you more each moment, I put on a mask and try to hide the anguish. Tormented without you, I cannot find myself in the darkness. I cannot think, for all of my thoughts are missing you.

Thoughts
to love without worries and faults is to love with no ending to a feeling that was suppressed for years. To find the love that completes you as a person is a love worth holding onto , some of us have found that love while others still search . to love among the broken dreams and despair of hope. is beyond the reach of all reality of life in itself.. I have given up on such love for now my love is in my child and forever his ...

Hey All;
Sorry for being scarce but my hunny has been home due to inclement weather and with Samhain being round the corner we have been busy with making preparations and arrangements in light of the past years events. I have been making preparations for Samhain (aka Halloween) an my circle of locals has helped me tremendously. I know my sisters and brothers have been with me in my trials and tribulations... my hope is that I am not evicted and karma bites swiftly... not at my hand, but by the hand that feeds... for only then will justice be served. In Love and Light, Lady V

Earthquake!!!
Wow, a small earthquake 85 miles from here and I have no internet or telephone for over an hour.... BS. So my ex asks me if I want to use her truck to move, which normally would be cool with me, however her boyfriend returns after 6 days of absence, no explanation, and she bitched to me each day he was gone. Hell, I just wanted to use the truck, but I'm not going to make a big deal based on her and her boyfriend...Am I wrong for telling her to get bent and enjoy her worthless boyfriend? Not that I give a rats ass anyways...LOL

Come Join Us!!
HEY EVERYONE MYSELF AND MISS_MELIFER WANTED TO INVITE EVERYONE TO OUR FUBAR WEDDING ON NOV. 4TH AT 8PM PST PLEASE COME AND JOIN IN ON OUR WEDDING. IT IS LOCATED IN THE FUBAR WEDDING CHAPEL AND THERE IS A LINK TO THE CHAPEL UNDER MY LOUNGES. THANK YOU ALL AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE !!!!!! THE BIG ITALY

Lunch
"Stop by my place for lunch, I'll give you something to eat." The innuendo was clear and strong, and I knew that "something to eat" would have nothing to do with a ham on rye. Yet, here I was, pulling into his driveway, turning down the radio so I could hear my thoughts. I felt jittery and unsure as I approached the house. The post-it on the door said "Come in, Grace," so I turned the doorknob and entered the foyer. I quickly spied the bottle of chocolate syrup in the middle of the floor... and the note stuck to the front. "Bring me upstairs, but stop by the kitchen..." I walked into the kitchen, and saw post it notes with arrows leading to the fridge. Opening it, I saw a can of whipped cream with handcuffs laid over it. I immediately grabbed both. I could feel myself start to throb in anticipation. I climbed the stairs and followed the arrows to the bedroom, carrying the chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and handcuffs. My legs were absolute jello. The li

Costly
Wow, I must have destroyed at least $5,000 in equipment and property.. but boy does it feel good. I'm sure it was not the most mature thing in life to do, but it was the least expensive, didn;t want to shoot someone because they thought I was cheating.... Hell, I'm within 2 weeks of a final divorce and I'm being told that I'm cheating??? WTF. It was to get my goat for sure, thinking they wanted me to snap so they could change the divorce paperwork to read how I had snapped.... So... kill my own property, post relationship.... take out frustrations without sending a 308 round through a skull or two... Wow, either I need to go back to Iraq or to counseling, don't know which....Can't they leave me alone to life I have and enjoy????

He's Gone...
Phil left me... because he needs to focus on supporting his mom and sister... his truck got taken away... he moved in with him mom and is getting a job to support her... and he said if i want him back when he can leave, we'll get back together... but... my god... i'm sobbing so hard i can;t breathe/... until then, he's... gone...

My Sister
Now I want to write about the most wonderful person, to have graced my life in a long time. I have several sisters that have been there for me, since I have been on here. One stands out the most, and its Liberty. This girl has been there for me for almost a year now. A day doesnt pass that I dont talk to her on the phone, or online. No matter if we disagree, or agree she is there for me no matter what. I am closer to her, than to my real life friends. She is very important to me, her friendship has gotten me through some pretty tough and great times. I dont know where I would be without her, and I dont want to find out. Sis ur the best, I am so happy we have become sisters, and the closests any 2 friends can be. No matter if im being a butthead or just being a brat, I will be here for you. I love ya sis, u are one of the greatest additions to my life, to come along in a long time. Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

For Valhalla We Fight.
Let the mead flow free, From the horn we shall drink, Hand me my hammer, Hand me my axe, To war I ride, The wooden dragon I shall sail, Walk the oars my brothers, For to the edge we go, All Father guide us, Off to wear blood as our armor, Where the Valkyrie reign, Ragnarok comes for us all, The end is near, Let us ride the wolf into darkness, Let us bind ourselves in furs, This winter will pass, Heimdall has called us forth, We must heed him, All Father guide us, All Father guide me, All Father protect us, All Father protect me, We come, We come to you, To Valhalla we sail, To Valhalla we fight, For All Father we die, For All Father we live, For All Father we fight!

Within You.
See this world, Shaped in infinite compassion, Hold it dear, Like a pebble in your palm, Believe it sacred, And thus shall it be for always, Carry it inside your being, Like it was your truest love, Let it be a profound weight, Holding you to your ground eternally, See this world as it is, Filled with all the beauty of life and love, And be happy within it, For all this worlds compassion and love, Are within, You.

Batting .400
i am a phuck up. i make mistakes, bad choices, and the like. at times, i have beaten myself up for those mistakes. well the other day i was listening to baseball on the radio. and i had a epiphany. lol i found a way to relate something about baseball into my life. ok here is what i pondered. in baseball the greatest players ever to play the game hit short of .400 over the course of their careers. what that means is that for every 10 times they went to bat. they failed. 6 times out of 10 they couldn't get the job done. think on that for a second. more often than not, in fact more than half the time. the greatest players to play the game of baseball, our national past time, weren't successful. that gave me hope. maybe ill be successful half the time. ill keep my head up and struggle on; i am going to continue trying to do my best. i can live with that. can you?

Are You Looking For A Fubar Id? I Dont Make Them, Lady In This Blog Does :)
Ok so I make FUBAR Id's...I have a folder in my album that has some that I have made and a few in this Bulli...If you want 1 all you have to do is go to the one you want and leave your name on it and send me a fu-mail as well letting me know you have chosen the one you want. I will contact you when it is complete. I am charging $1000 Fu-Bucks per ID which is fair due to all the work and time they take to make IF you dont see something you like I do make special ID's but they will cost more:) here is my link **Missa** I Make & Sell Fubar ID's Manda's-RL- Wifey* DJ Scooby's FU-Wifey*Club F.A.R. & Bomb Shell Family Member@ fubar Here are some samples PLEASE repost so everyone can see this :)

*stretches*
My boss comes in and sees what I'm dressed up as, and she goes, "You know I always knew vampires walked among us. And I know you're authentic cause that cross hasn't turned you to dust yet." Well at least I found use for this really cool dress I bought a few years ago for $100.00 Never knew what to use it for then I thought about it on the way home from work yesterday. Luvy gave the outfit her seal of approval. So that's me today, a Victorian Vampire. Tell me I'm not the only adult dressed up today. :D

Trick Or Treat
I am spending my morning with my boss as we both go off to a meeting. He is a very young guy and I am sure he fantasizes about me all the time. He made a pass at me last year at the Christmas party but I shined him on. I wonder what he has up his sleeve this morning while we drive to the meeting ... and I am driving. What is with you YOUNG guys?

Notin Like Embarassing My Kids Lol
Tonite, I am taking my boys trick or treating for what might be, the last year, as they are growing up so quickly..I have to go out with a bang! I am dressingup as a naughty school girl..I will have a short plaid skirt on, pig tails, saddle shoes, alot of makeup and fishnet stockings..I am sure my kids will be like "OMG OMG!" CAUSE I RARELY DRESS UP...I am gonna get a kick outta it tonite...they have alot of their friends who say "i wish my mom would dress up for halloween"..let's see how much CANDY I CAN GET..hehehehe!

10 Reasons
1o reasons trick or treating is better than sex 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood

The Plight Of The Plain Woman
I think like a man but feel like a woman. That's bad. It means I want what I know I can't have. Of course saying that will both amuse and annoy any man reading this - "What a twat this girl is!" So, I will admit that am not scientifically minded; I do not have a Marvel comic book collection and I would not be able to explain what it was that should cause your car to have broken down. However, I have been obsessed with tits for as long as I can remember! You stand Charlize Theron with her knickers in a twist next to a starving orphan and it would be her I'd want to help out. I'm not suggesting that this is what all men are like (and I say that purely to avoid getting into trouble and not because I mean it), I am saying that if I were a man I would fit all of the worst stereotypes of men. I would be an asshole. I would be a misogynist. I would be emotionally retarded and I would attach myself to no-one. I would rather understand how people work than how they feel. I would

Song Chastine Pointed Out To Me...
Now I was sitting waiting wishing That you believed in superstitions Then maybe you'd see the signs But Lord knows that this world is cruel And I ain't the Lord, no I'm just a fool Learning loving somebody don't make them love you Must I always be waiting waiting on you? Must I always be playing playing your fool? I sing ya songs I dance a dance I gave ya friends all a chance Putting up with them wasn't worth never having you And maybe you been through this before But its my first time So please ignore The next few lines cause they're directed at you I cant always be waiting waiting on you I cant always be playing playing your fool I keep playing your part But its not my scene Wont this plot not twist? I've had enough mystery. Keep building me up, then shooting me down Well im already down Just wait a minute Just sitting waiting Just wait a minute Just sitting waiting Well if I was in your position Id put down all my ammunition I'd wondered why'd it

Wondering Why
u know i am so disgusted and wondering why people have to sit there get ur hopes up,,, tell u that they will help u out,,,make plans for the future just to have them all crashed down. it is just i trust people and i get burned,,,not to mention it takes me a long time to even be able to trust. i hate life today because all it does is ruin people....sorry everyone but i am not my happy self today!!!!!!!!

When A Heart Is Broken
When a heart is broken the soul just slowly dies. Emptiness fills the body and the mind no longer tries. A broken heart still beats and the body continues to live. But all emotion is lost and there is nothing more to give. The person then becomes useless but continues to take up space. The eyes are dull and lifeless. Of life or love there is no trace. When a heart is broken there is no repair to be made. An empty shell is all that remains and soon, that too, shall fade. Sherri Jones 01/15/06

Confusion In My Head
Somewhere there is peace. Somewhere there is quiet. Somewhere there is violence. Somewhere there's a riot. Each of these places exist inside of me. From one day to the next I don't know which place I'll be. Sometimes my world moves fast. Sometimes my world moves slow. Sometimes my world will not stop. Sometimes it just won't go. My mind chooses the path and my emotions follow along. It seems like most of the time I don't know where I belong. Some days I am really happy. Some days I am really sad. Some days I am overwhelmed. Some days I get so mad. One day I know the good will overcome the bad. One day I know the happiness will overcome the sad. My mind is always roaming seeking the light in the dark. I hope one day that I will find a place of peace for my heart. When that day finally comes I will be happy to sit and chill. But until that day comes I can only continue to feel ill. The walls may fall around me. I may get lost out in space.

Life Is A Gift....make The Best Of It.....
Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who we nt too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean - Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER. And when de

Fucking Drivers
Just in the last few days I have encountered many different drivers on the road. Just today, driving from picking up my daughter I am behind a car where the driver is flapping his arms madly. Flapping and shaking his head back and forth. Thought “what in the hell? Is he ranting or what?” My first impression he was possibly raging at his passenger. Every few seconds I would see both of his hands going nuts. I had to give him props, this was going on while driving up hill, down hill and around corners, and he was very impressive driving with his knee. This went on for 5 miles. When we came to the junction he was turning left and me right, I was excited to pull up and take a peek at this guy. He was completely alone in his car and was about 65 years old. Umm oooooook…. Two days ago I encountered another first for me. Driving along I came up behind a car, no sooner than pulling up behind him, not to close mind you, I follow the 3 second rule, the dude hits his brakes HARD!!!

Generic Name For Viagra
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the nam

Turn For The Worse
I dont know where to start.... I love her, and now shes gone. She was my first thought in the morning and the last thought at Night, she was my Princess, she was my Marina. "It just kind of happened" It started all so innocent, a few laughs, sharing pictures. Then I was waking up early so I could talk to her for as long as possible before I had to go to work. Talking on the phone for hours and hours. "Im falling deeply in like with you" and now its over... I woke up this morning, and my first thought was her smiling face, and how I couldnt wait to see it in Decemeber. She was going to be the best christmas present ever. that changed all very suddenly. She walked out today, and took a large peice of my heart with her. Halloween, how fitting. It felt like someone punched me in the stomach, I wanted to throw up. My knee-jerk reaction wasnt pretty or called for, I was angry, hurt, bitter and full of venom. Im afraid what ever(if there was any) chan

What Makes You Think I Care?
Personally, many individuals take this site too serious, it is amazing how many individuals get pissed off when I say no or I ignore them. To all my homies this definitely does not apply to you but for the rest who just hit me up for shit.. FUCK YOU! I am not your girlfriend and I don't owe you shit! So if someone gets mad at me because I felt like not talking to you, do me a favor and go get some free porn and jerk off. Maybe your anger issues will be resolved... fuckers.

No Access :0(
I just moved and don't have internet access yet. I can get online via my cell phone but can't do anything! Please bear with me. If you rate/add/fan me I will reciprocate once I have access. (I'm cheating and using the work computer real fast). Just remind me!! If you want to talk to me you can reach me at: thepanttherlady@yahoo.com That goes straight to my cell phone. Talk to you soon!!

Halloween Safety Tips Not!
1. Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 3. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud. 4. Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out. 5. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 6. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone. 7. Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing! 8. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell. 9. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 10. If you're searching for something which caus

Random Thoughts
Just a few random thoughts..not really a rant or anything why can't I attract a single woman.. all I seem to be drawing to me is married ones should I impale my left cheek on something just to give myself a matching dimple to the right side what's a better name for a firstborn son.. Lando Calrissian or Gaius Julius Caesar is hearing your "too sweet, caring and nice for me" the most polite way to get blown off from the friends speech Neil Diamond could quite possibly be the best halloween costume I've never had to buy anything special for I want candy but not candy corn nor peeps Brownies sound good too That cloud looks like a penis figures I can't find the camera Today was a boring day even with walking around town doing job hunting stuff Tomorrow isn't shaping up to be much better I wonder what I'm doing tonight Which Neil diamond song should I be singing tonight while dressed up Eggs sound good too since I haven't had any food since someti

Just Some Here And There.
First off, I don't downrate. I think it's pretty pointless. If I rated you below a 10, be sure to tell me and I'll fix it. Also, If I haven't rated you at all, it's not out of malice. We can blame it on me not paying attention or just pure laziness. Send me a message or sb me and I'll fix that too. :]] As you can tell my NSFW are private, and I'm sure you all can read. I ONLY let people in if you buy me a blast or VIP. It breaks down like this. 1 day blast or 1 month VIP- you get in to the pics. 3 or 7 day blast or 3 month VIP- you get into the pics and a link to a video. Above that you get both and special pics if you desire. Don't like it? I don't care. Go bitch about it to someone who gives a fuck. On another note, I'm actually pretty friendly if you don't piss me off, sb me or message me anytime if you need something, or just want to talk. I'm cool like that. :]]

Today Is Wednesday
Happy Humpinween! I must be getting 'TRICKED' and NOT -TREATED- by fubar today? (eh, get off the colors for a minute) I mean tricked as in: Every stinkin' profile comment (ahem, visit to the door) instead of a treat of any sort ... I got that #@%^&*!#@& (edited for contend) Bouncer guy !!!! I mean, just regular non-html comments ... lol So, hows your Halloween? :) Whats your favorite halloween candy? (I love bite size snickers!) Here's todays comment, Sorry I didnt follow suit and give a halloween style comment ... But thoses who know me, know I really rarely do whats expected! Enjoy your day! So- I'll "CATCH" YOU in the funny papers! G o o d :) M o r n i n g Even the sun starts the day . . . Getting over a hump! The average distance from the Earth to the Sun is 93,000,000 miles. It takes light eight and a half minutes to travel from the Sun to the Earth. The diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, 109 ti

I Will Stand Up For My Friends!
I wanted to let everyone know I do love my friends dearly, and if I feel they need a little help or I feel they are not being treated fairly previous blog. So if anyone has a problem with that, I am soo sorry for that, but tough tee tee. (giggling) I am who I am and I can't be anyone else!...I just have this feeling that someone will be trying something with my pics, and bot oh boy..then no telling what will happen!..LOL Hugs and Kisses to all my friends!

Could-be's
Could-Be's You could be mine, The taste of your skin rolling Gliding over my senses. Erotic fantasies flashing over In my mind, to let me know how Much they don't compare to you. I can almost feel the soft press of Your body, warm, firm, molding with Mine to form a perfect being. Nimble fingers and hands working Their spell over my desires. We could be one, you know that, We could become trapped in our Fancies staying tied down in our Own little play world held back by A thirst that can't be quenched. I could be yours, wrapped in clear Blanket on display for your amusement To show everyone the catch you've made The servant you're found, the lover you choose. We could be ours.

Benfica Mystic
TRANSLATION Someday someone asked to Bella Guttman(European Champion Coach with Benfica)... ...what is Benfica Mystic? This was the answer: It rains? Its cold? Its hot? What that matters? Not even if the game... is in the end of the world... between the snow of the mountains... or in the middle of the hell flames... by land... by sea... or by air... there they go... the Benfica adepts... following their team. The big... incomparable... extraordinary... team supporters! This is the Benfica Mystic!!

Careful Who You Point At
How bad is it that Kevin Federline is the better of the the two parents for Jayden and Sean Preston? How sad is it that Hollywood wants wafer thin actresses yet when they're pregnant they think getting over eating disorders happens overnight so that they can have a healthy baby? Sad indeed, and yet more people want to point the fickle finger of fate at porn stars for having issues when anyone from Whitney Houston, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and the obvious one, Britney Spears have more issues than I care to count. I do porn, get over it. Don't preach to me or chastize me for it. I didn't get blitzed on cable television and try to fight everyone, including the camera crew (sound familiar). I don't work at a law firm or a investment bank and rob my clients or have a coke addiction. I don't beat my wife at night when I go home. Yet there are some people who would have you believe that people like me, in the business that I'm in, are responsible for the downfall of society.

Time
Time If tomorrow came And I wasn’t here Would you even notice Or shed a tear Would you mourn at all Or would you finally feel free Released from the chains Of your commitment to me Would you cry and regret All the pain that you caused Or would you simply move on Without merely a pause Would you wonder at all About the time that you spent Pursuing those whores Rather than being content Would you begin to wish There was not a reason to lie Or that you had not ever Made me cry Would you stop and wonder Why you waited so long To stop hurting me For now I am gone Time heals all wounds Or at least you say But what if times runs out Before that day ~October 1, 2007

Country Wars
Hello All! Well...some of you might know by now that I play in a local KC area Country band named "RiverGard". Well...we have been involved in a local Country Battle of the Bands called "Country Wars" that is being produced by acclaimed KC producer Jim Kilroy of Banzai Magazine and Club Wars fame. Well...if you weren't aware then I guess you are now. Furthermore we are in the Finals which are taking place on Friday November 9th at Harrah's VooDoo Lounge in North Kansas City, Missouri. The show starts at 9pm (21 and over) and there will be a cover charge of probably $5.00 at the door. We can use EVERYONE that can come out to bring all the people that you can, come early, grab a ballot and VOTE FOR RIVERGARD!!! The scoring (and the winner) is determined by a combination of Judge Votes and Fan Votes. We need to get more fan votes than the other 3 bands to get the most possible fan vote points. The band with the most fan votes gets 5 points (the max points available for fa

The Good Life.....
READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO O

Wars
Hi all know this isdnt a great subject but in Australia we just lost 2 soldiers in Afghanistan which is awful not sure what you think but should we all now pull out of the war in Iraq or keep our troops there? seems wer'e fighting a losing battle.

God Is, And Nothing Else Is
what if this world was just a dream, and things weren't what they seemed, and outside of the dream was a better place, where attack and anger were replaced, by the treasure of limitless love, nothing to measure no below or above, or here or there or black or blue, trade you judge me and i judge you, for the light in me salutes the light in you, yes, this place would be quite nice, this place would parallel paradise, to exist in this place there is no fee you're there right now, you're there for free, you're with your whole family tree that consists of God's Sons and that includes me here we rest for eternity, a constant sense of equality and the hush of Heaven falls apon us, we feel the rush of God call on us as co-creators we co-exist, at home with God safe in his fist you've never left but you did start to dream, of separation from God and fearful screams bodily limits and awful things, the good news is from dreams

The Athiest & The Bear
An Atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me

2 Hour Stand Off Who Will B Left Standing?
TWO HOUR STAND OFFWHO WILL BE LEFT STANDING? Thrusday night, TONIGHT 10PM ~ 12AM!!! It's a two hour stand off with none other then our good friend WATCHER... The contest link will not be active until the contest start.. We all know how this works.. I have also attached WATCHER'S Profile link down below so you all can add him, fan him, and give some love to his page if you so wish... Take my word for it guys hes a good friend to have and if you take care of him then he will take care of you.. I trust and have faith that you my POSSE and FRIENDS will take it upon yourselves to do whatever it is in your power to insure WATCHER is the one standing at the end of this stand off. We unite as one, stand tall, stand strong for each other and nothing but amazing things happen.. We've seen it to many times before and we will continue to see them tomorrow.. Lets stand behind WATCHER and bring him to a victory.. Thank you, Mizz Shady WATCHERS PROFILE LINK The Watcher ~~ Proud Memb

Cyber?? Lmao
1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one

Friends Plz Read
ALRIGHTY! HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVEN BOTHERED TO "READ" MY PROFILE??? ANYONE??? ANYONE??? NOW! SEEMS THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU ON MY LIST THAT JUST SIT THERE DAY AFTER DAY AND SAY NOTHING TO ME. EVEN AFTER I RATE ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU. NO, I DON'T EXPECT TO BE BOMBED BACK, BECAUSE I AM DOING IT ON MY OWN ACCORD. HOWEVER, WOULD A SIMPLE COMMENT SAYING "HAVE A NICE DAY" OR "THANKS FOR THE RATES" BE ALL THAT MUCH TO ASK???? OR EVEN A SHOUT WHEN YOU SEE I AM ON???? HERE'S THE DEAL FOLKS! I WILL BE DOING A MASS DELETING ON MONDAY OCTOBER 1ST AT PRECISELY NOON, CST. IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU BY THEN, I WILL ASSUME YOU NO LONGER WISH TO REMAIN ON MY LIST! AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS THIS BULLETIN...JUST GOES TO SHOW ME THAT YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION EITHER! THOSE OF YOU ON MY FAMILY LIST NEED NOT EVER WORRY ABOUT BEING DELETED. THERE IS A SPECIAL REASON WHY YOU ARE THERE! WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD SOMEONE TO THEIR LIST WITHOUT READING THEIR PROFILE ANYWAY??

Hello To My Friends
AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I'M IN A CONTEST UNTIL NOVEMBER 10TH. UNTIL THEN I HAVE TO WATCH MY RATING AND COMMENTS DUE TO BOMBING MY OWN PIC,LOL FOR THE FRIENDS THAT ARE HELPING ME I ALSO RATE THEM IN RETURN. I PROMISE WHEN THIS CONTEST IS OVER I WILL RATE YOUR THINGS:) FIRST AND LAST CONTEST FOR ME THATS FOR SURE! FOR THOSE OF YOU, MY CLOSEST FRIENDS WHO ARE HELPING ME THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO A BULLETIN THANKING YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY. BLOODY KISSES AND HUGS MINA WTH THE LEVEL IM AT I ONLY GET TO RATE SO MUCH AND COMMENT, IM FINDING OUT EVERY NIGHT IM RUNNING OUT FAST AND I FEEL BAD WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE UPLOADING AND I CANNOT RATE. IM VERY SORRY FOR THIS. IF YOUR WONDERING ITS A TATTOO CONTEST THIS PIC WILL TAKE YOU TO THE LINK THANK YOU

Boy Oh Boy Just Shoot Me Now
GOOD god all i can say is thank god November is here because October sucked like a hooker having a going out of business sale. JUST yesterday alone, i was basically called uneducated, a hypocrite, a racist, got played for a complete idiot when i went out. I almost didn't get out of bed and just basically said to hell with work today. Now i realize i may not be the most EDUCATED person in the world, and a lot of what i say gets taken out of context, even when i attempt a dumb joke and get into a political history debate. I guess i won't go trying to get into any sort of discussion with any doctors because I'd hate for them to laugh in my hick face for saying something totally uneducated. I also realize i may not be the BEST looking person in the world NOR the nicest, BUT i am a little Naive at times. Case in point i agreed to a date with a friend for tonight as a matter of fact. I went to a little local bar (you know where us uneducated go to drink ourselves into a deeper

Leaving
Hey everyone! how are things goin for ya all?things are ok with me but i am leaving this site for a while, i cant stick around.... alot goin on in my life and i have to straighten things out or i wont be around permanatley... if you all know me well enough then you already know what happened and i wil keep in touch with all that i can whoever knows my # may call me anytime they feel like it... Goin through This ordeal will help if i have my close friends around and supporting my choices I have to give great Special thanks to my family members on here you all are truely the greatest and a select few KNow HOW VERY TRUELY SPECIAL you are to me and I LOVE YA Thanks for you love support and honesty through it all i will be back on but not till i know exactly what i am gonna do and where i am gonna move and what i am gonna do with all this crap Hope you all show me some love before i leave so know how truely special i am to you all and those who do care and didnt have a chance to show it Yo

I Like Candy......
Ah Halloween.. filled with tiny ghosts and goblins.. little princesses and witches.. a few power rangers, some teenage mutant ninja turtles, a storm trooper or two... a cat.. some more princesses.. a very rotund Dorothy from the wizard of oz... so cute, so adorable in their little costumes, and so gosh darned GREEDY! I sat outside last night watching the mayhem unfold and dishing out treats to the little munchkins, and I made some rather disheartening observations. First let me tell you... I ran out of candy. I bought a substantial amount mind you as I do love Halloween, and more importantly I adore candy. I had hoped to have some left over for my own enjoyment (not that I need it... but I do love it). But alas, I was thwarted. How did this happen? The answer leaves me saddened and disappointed in society in general. The children came in many shapes and sizes. Some were timid... or perhaps frightened by the contents of the glow stick my husband dumped on the sidewalk and kept referin

Not That I Smoke :s
They lie about marijuana .Tell you pot-smokeing makes you unmotivated.Lie! When you're high you can do everything you normally do, just as well.You just realize that it's not worth the Fucking Effort...There is a diffrence

Plz Sign My Guest Book
FAMILY,FRIENDS N FANS WHO SIGNED MY GUEST BOOK ALREADY WOULD U PLZ DO IT AGAIN I DID DUMB THING N ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT WHEN I WAS DOIN MY PROFILE FOR HALLOWEEN:( PLZ PLZ PLZ XXXXXXXXX LOVES YA ALL

Ass Knowledge.......
Some "ass knowledge" that is interesting but kinda useless. "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand ...And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is

*a Step Back In Time*
The perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. How many of these do you remember? Candy cigarettes Plastic Army Men Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers Chief Pontiac Signs P.F. Fliers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines Howdy Dowdy 45 RPM records 45 rpm spindles

Summary Of My Last Year
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER - I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish . I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that

Trying To Be Smart, You Aren't.
My friends hate me because I'm stupid. They always have to rub in how smart they are, but instead of making me think they're smart, it just makes me feel more stupid. They use big words and make up overly thought out responses to everything I say. I'll mumble, "Man it's cold out." They'll yap back, "Actually, according to the laws of thermal dynamics, space-time fluctuates relative to the magnitude of heat radiation, therefore it is not actually cold." Seriously, who the fuck cares? Knowing the physics of whatever-the-hell-I-said will not make my fingers any less numb. I'm by far the dumbest kid out of all my peers. We hang out at a restaurant and while they talk about crazy philosophical nonsense, I doodle on a napkin and play with myself under the table. Every once in a while I say something out of boredom, but they're quick to tell how stupid I am and that I should shut up. I never understood why people want to be smart. All I need out of life is sex, drugs, and food. Fortunate f

Grrrrr
ok ive had 5 letters sent to my fubar mail these guys saying i wanna f.ck u other girls on here might like it but i dont i will talk to you i will rate you fan you but when it comes to that i dont put up with sh,t like that next person who sends me letters like that there will be problems

Horoscope...
Wow, one that is true.... You're feeling a bit out of sorts, but you need to be careful not to unleash your mood on your friends or family. It may be tempting, but you'll find that people get pretty snippy pretty quickly.

October Driving Trip North To Nj
My Dad came and spent the night last Tues and early Wed a.m. we drove to Charlotte on our trek to NJ for the funeral. We got to my brother's in NC and stayed the night; Thurs we drove to Richmond and stayed with dad's childhood friend. They were awesome -- they took us a a party and lets say everyone was hung over the next day.... (except me). Amazing, huh. Anyway - it brought back wonderful memories from my childhood - being in Virginia again. We didn't get a chance to go by my dad's parent's graves though, there in Richmond, so I could take a picture. We drove by Fairfax, VA where I went to Elementary School - more good memories! Then through Maryland where I was born... (Takoma Park area). Past that we hit Delaware and then Pennsylvania - and then into NJ. I saw family from LA, NY, and Australia - it was a family reunion - albeit a sad one. On the way home, my bro, my dad and I drove the first day back through the Shenandoah Valley - WOW - it was so beautiful. I had

Lol.. For Those Who Try To Sing It But Dont Know That Part Of The Lyrics
Chickity China the Chinese chicken,You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin,Watchin X-Files with no lights on,We're dans la maison ,I hope the Smoking Man is in this one,Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic,Like Sting I'm Tantric ,Like Snickers , guaranteed to satisfy,

Last Kiss
so here is the colorform(tm) cut out of my head today. i was very drunk lastnight and it may be that I drunk dialed a fubar friend! so being as I don't make the best choices when hung over, I dosed myself with the usual meds (NON OTC) and decided to watch a movie that has been in my vast collection for awhile now "the last kiss" and while this movie suggests that the institution of marriage is disposable. it has a very well scripted point. The entire conversation between Michael and Jenna's father on the front porch is amazing. this movies made me feel the entire rang of emotions in the short time of this film.....maybe cuz my last relationship eneded with me under a doctors care, lol. Am I sharing too much? anyhow i have a short shift today before I start my rotation again in the AM, gotta love those 24hr shifts..... If I was to die, how would I be remembered? god I need a nap. later.

Please! Could Use Some Help!
Hey Everyone! I’m in a contest where the first 5 people to reach 17,000 comments will win a 7 day Blast or a 30 day VIP. So I would really appreciate any comments you can give to this pic… If a bunch of you add a few we’ll reach it really fast! And while you are at it, check out the host, Dawn. She’s a wonderful person! Thanks! Timmy

Life Imitates T.v
superhero - Ani Difranco sleep walking through the all-nite drug store baptized in fluorescent light i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right and every pop song on the radio is suddenly speaking to me art may imitate life but life imitates t.v. 'cuz you've been gone exactly two weeks two weeks and three days and let's just say that things look different now different in so many ways i used to be a superhero no one could touch me not even myself you are like a phone booth that i somehow stumbled into and now look at me i am just like everbody else if i was dressed in my best defenses would you agree to meet me for coffee if i did my tricks with smoke and mirrors would you still know which one was me if i was naked and screaming on your front lawn would you turn on the light and come down screaming, there's the asshole who did this to me stripped me of my power stripped me down i used to be a superhero no one c

Again I Don't Know Wherei Was Going With This
(i didn't know what to write so i wrote this) as i was sleeping i awoke to the sensation of finger tips lightly brushing the small of my back. though still somewhat asleep i slide in a tad close to feel more.... finger tips suddenly became a whole hand going from the nap of my neck to the small of my back, gentle yet manly. as i move with the feeling, lips glide along my shoulder, and a light prickly feel soon after. i could tell he had not shaved yet. a warm touch, a hand runs down my inner thigh, my heart races, afraid to open my eyes, because of it is a dream, i do not want to wake up. as those lips i feel at the nap of my neck. soft and moist, as each kiss sends sexual tingles up and down my spine. the other hand appearing from no where, suddenly cupping my breast and fondling my nipple, i can feel my self get moist with excitement and...................

My Treat
Cum quietly. Bite your tongue. No words exchanged, Just a sweet little 'mm'. Cum quietly, Its the best way you can. Stay strong Be a good girl. Cum quietly, grasping the sheets, Cause oh sweet girl, this is only my treat.

Story #2
Story #2 Pru is a girl I had only seen her a few times with my friends. I found Pru a distraction at times because she had a sexual aura about her as well as a dynamic personality. She had a very sexy look to her that made me excited every time I saw her. She had this killer body that made it hard for any man to resist. You see, she had long, beautiful hair surrounding her stunning eyes and this really cute face. She would look good in anything but when she would come over in a tank top and shorts she had all of my attention that I could give without me drooling like a puppy dog. Pru had a natural, flirtatious style about her that had me spellbound, yet I had kept my distance out of respect. The news came that she was selling her house and moving 200 miles away and I disappointed needless to say. Her realtor had made some suggestions to dress up the house. She called my friend and asked if she could come down and stay at his house while she took care of these house necessities. H

25 Beautiful One-liners
1. Give God what’s right…not what’s left. 2. Man’s way leads to hopeless end…God’s way leads to an endless hope . 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period. 6. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period. 7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift. 8. When praying, don’t give God instructions…just report for duty. 9. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church. 10. We don’t change God’s message…His message changes us. 11. The church is prayer-conditioned. 12. When God ordains, He sustains. 13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. 14. Plan ahead…It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position. 16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. 17. Exercise daily…walk with th

Vision Is The Key To Results!!!
There are two ways to get to an end result. Only two. The first is to be pulled toward the result by being internally inspired. The other is to be pushed toward the result through internal or external motivation. There is a huge difference between motivation and inspiration. Few are inspired. Think about which of these two ways makes for a better, easier to achieve result for you. Why do believe that? Which do you use? If you have a goal, and you want to complete it with all your heart, how hard is it for you to overcome procrastination, fear and challenges to reach that goal? On the other hand, if you really do not care whether you get there or not, or worse if you are striving for someone else's goal, how hard is it to overcome procrastination, fear and challenges? What makes the difference? Having a clear vision of the end result is the most important step to success whether in business or personal growth. Vision brings inspiration. Stopping at the end of the day is har

Use Your Strengths......
One day, an angel was roaming in the forest. It was a very beautiful day. The angel saw trees touching the sky, and leaves were swinging with cool breeze. Flowers were smiling, painted with beautiful colors, and the birds were singing. Angel was very pleased to see the beauty that God had created; it was a magical feeling. After walking a little further, the angel saw a rose plant. The rose plant was crying. The angel felt very sad. The angel asked the rose plant, "Why are you crying, my child?" The rose plant replied, "God doesn't love me as much as he loves other plants." And the angel said, "What makes you think that, my beautiful?" Rose plant then said, "God gave me a thorn." The angel said, "Awwww, God didn't give you a thorn, you were born with the thorn. God blessed you with a beautiful flower with beautiful carved petals. God blessed you with a sweet fragrance. You are remembered as a symbol of love. God blessed your beauty to live with the thorn." Live your

Jeff Foxyworthy... New Englanders
......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York Cityfor the weekend, you live in New England. If you measure distance in hours , you live in New England.. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.. If you install security lights on your house

Tattoo Contest
I've entered a tattoo contest starting @ midnight the 5th for one week... this is a bombing contest so tell your family and friends... person with the most comments wins and in the event of a tie the person with the most rates will win... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=657890&i=1473067213 will be the link to my photo in the contest, once it begins. thanks Dante0wns

Lost Feelings
i'll do anything for you no matter what the cost my body wants you but my heart is totally lost i feel your love but you don't feel mine everytime you cry i say it will be fine i know you love me but you don't know how to show it just come and hold me then i'll know it everytime you cry and with every tear that falls from your beautiful eyes another part of me dies that's when i think what should i do then i know i should just love you to so feelings aren't lost or forgotten just tucked away in a cloud made of cotton so here is my heart i'm giving it to you it's a little teared and a little torn but in the end it's loving and warm!!!

Always
I'll be there always till the stars dont shine day by day time after time your always on my mind I need to run my fingers through your hair kiss your lips hold you near can I hold you close can I pull you near may I say the words I feel you need to hear I want to tell you i love you I want you to know i care and just to let you know I will always be there...

These Shoes
These shoes I received on a sunny Saturday, were given to me by the United Way. a little large, scuffed, and frayed, I layer my socks in an unusual way. These shoes walk with me along life's path, Where there is scarce food and no place for a bath. These shoes walk and carry all I own, I sleep under bridges, I am all alone. Life's journey exposes me to pointing, laughs, and stares this feeds my depression, nobody cares. My dreams are simple, but hard to find I just want warmth and someone kind. It was just last night about quarter past ten I died in my sleep in a large trash bin. These shoes are available, as of today, They fell off as the coroner carried me away. Walk in these shoes, give them a try Once you have tried you cannot deny Judging a man before walking in his shoes Is judgmental, unfair and something we shouldn't choose. If these shoes could speak They would say, "The man only wanted love, acceptance and decent pay."

Teddy Bear
She looks in the mirror and all what she could see where little parts of her something she didn't want to be she just stared at her reflection but she didn't look at all all her tears were running and she was trying not to fall there where times that she was happy there where times that she was sad but she never felt so unhappy and she never felt so bad she walked around in her room but she didn't know why the truth was so hard that she wished she would die she prayed for help but nobody came the room was getting smaller it was driving her insane with her eyes full of tears she picked up the phone she dialled some numbers but nobody was home every feeling inside her was rushing through her head every picture every thought was making her upset she dropped on the floor with her teddy bear in her arm she crushed him against her and was trying to get warm she couldn't stop the tears the ground was hard and cold she wish somebody would help

Tequila...
Never play a drinking game where u have to take a shot when someone says your name. this never ends in good results :P yeah no song no nothing fun in this blog, point blank period, if and when someone says hey lets play a game, u take a shot every time someone says ur name...don't do it, there's more than just one person behind it o.O hahaha you fawkers love me, don't look at me like that! Goodnight sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite, those fucks have cooties like whoa! 8-P

Under The Moon
Under The Moon by BlueWolf © Our dreams never need to be lost I could share all of mine with you We'll step neath the stars tonight Just as the moon comes into view. Tonight we will capture romance I'll admire the beauty I see in you Together we'll lay neath the stars Just as the moon comes into view. I will whisper to you oh so softly Saying how much I only love you Tonight romance shall capture us Just as the moon comes into view. Tonight I'll count the stars above Every star is why I love only you Tonight the stars brought us close Just as the moon comes into view..............

Why Do Some People Have To Be Asses
I know that this is suppossed to be a fun place but damn when u get a message like this one makes u wonder why some people are on here. I received this in my fumail. LOOK I DO NOT LIKE YOU SO FUCK OFF OR GO FUCK YOURSELF , EITHER WAY STAY THE FUCK UP OFF MY PAGE . I have rejected your friend request how many times now? GET THE POINT! Now I am a nice guy and hey if someone says i am not interested in freind request then send a message.

More Info
Well Mom is feeling better. they used a scope yesterday to see where the bleeding was coming from an they couldn't find anything but shes not bleeding interally anymore!!!! When they put the scope down her throat they found a gal stone an had to cut the tube in order to get it out. So i'm guessing it was huge. she has to have her gal bladder out an will talk to a consultant about it somtime today. thank you all for your prayers :D you all rock :D

Wtc
Joke®s Wild™ - The Blogz You Love To Hate - Married to DJ Lacey Wild@ fubar Hey guys we need to help my friend out we need to git him to godfather who ever helps out the most willl win a prize so go rate all his pics and stash and when done there here is a link to a picture to bomb so come on lets get him godfather he would help you Thank you Founders and co-founders and tribal council

Time To Renew Vip What A Joke
Toss that VIP idea Away.Not worth renewing I can't Bomb Bouncer checks every 3-5 drops most Days,Can't edit Blogs can't post comments on blogs without bouncer checks.You all are Driving fubar into the Ground.I had 3 day blast,u all disabled rates my blast was worthless.I refuse to pay for a Site that continues to Punish me..An Thank God it's Friday.My Disability Check was Cut my Insurance was Canceled.I will no longer go without because of Fubar.Fubar Causes Major Stress,Servere Crippling Headaches,Chest Pain.Unbeleavable Medical Issues.The List goes on an on.No thank you

Tomorrow Night
This morning when my husband gave me a kiss after I got out of the shower he gave me a gentle fondle and then hugged me while I was still nude and dripping wet. He told me that he had a very naughty dream about me during the night and would like to turn it into reality. When I heard that I got a tingle between my legs and my nipples stood out so erect I could not believe it. I winked at him and said, "whatever you want, I am all yours." He smiled and licked my nipple and said, "keep that thought." And then left for the kitchen. I wonder what he has in mind? I guess I better shave all over in the morning to be very well prepared for his devious plan of excitement and play.

My Opinion On Love
I represent kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! You cannot love everyone, it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, I believe you should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy.

Dark Love
Do you wanna come near? Do you wanna taste fear? Come to me woman. The Heavens are closed, But Hell is exposed, Look at me baby. Unrestrained pain, But I promise to tame, Come touch me darlin’ girl. A fire from below, Unto you I’ll bestow, Let me cum inside you woman. A fire is brewin’ at your back door. You better watch out cause I’m coming for more. But if you’ve come for a fight, Then I’m ready to bite, Cause you’re under my spell sweets. Your true self show, No one needs to know, Come into the night, Aint no need for light, To see real clear baby girl. I’ll set you aflame, Who you gonna blame? Now that I’m inside you baby. The fire down below, Through your veins now will flow...

Satisfied
With my knee wedged hard Against your clit you cum hard grinding your wet pussy up and down my knee,your mouth Surging on my cock taking as much of it as you can till u gag, I grab your hair and push your head hard on my cock fuckin it fast now as i get close, pumping it deeper faster harder till i scream, watching my cum run out of your mouth as we both smile...satisfied...

Dancing In The Darkness
In the moment that she took his hand, And they walked out onto the hardwood floor, His heart beating rapidly And his hands shaking slightly. The moment that she smiled, And it took all his cares away, He loses himself in the moment And nothing else matters. Dancing in the darkness, He watches as she looks his way And then smiles sweetly And then quickly looks away. He smiles and blushes, His cheeks warm with an emotion, And his knees weak with a nervousness That he has not experienced in his life. The music loud and the chatter Of the surroundings clear, But to him, there are only Two people in the world-- Her in her own beauty and him in his nervousness-- As they dance in the darkness. In this moment, He finds contentment And in this moment, A wish comes true. In the darkness where they dance, She is his light, And in the darkness, He whispers songs as they dance along. Where it will go from h

Just Thoughts
I sat alone today outside on the porch feeling the cold wind against my face...thinking.... life is so short..... nothing in life is ever guaranteed.... my sister thought she had life figured out and the truth is no one will ever trully figure it out all we can do is live life and love ever single minute of it. for so long now i have wondered aimlessly through life not knowing what I wanted or where i was going but i decided today that I need some changes in my life... changes that only i can make.... I need not to be afraid to live to be happy. I need to learn to live life to the fullest and experience what it has to offer.... So i guess theres going to be some changes in my life.... anyone that by chance reads this... dont be afraid to take chances for life is all about risk's and taking chances... life is about going out there and getting what you want..... live... laugh....love.. to the best you can...

Baby's Movement At 40 Weeks And 1 Day
this is what could be the ast movement of my daughter before she arrives with us in either a few hours or a few days. and when im tappin my belly, its not that hard, it sounds worse than it is hehe.

Being In Love With You
The nights have been so dark in the past And the mornings so empty, But since you came into my life, I see the moon guiding me and the stars twinkling Brighter than before lighting my way, As I make my way home to you. The sun shines brightly, As I move through my day making a life Hopefully you will be proud to be part of one day. The birds singing melodiously A song of the coming season, Knowing that it's because you love me, I can appreciate their new songs. Being in love with you, It has brought great joy-- A feeling of wonderful bliss, And I wouldn't trade it for anything in this world or beyond. It is like being in Heaven, Being in love with you. I see an angel when I look into your face. I feel Heaven when I have you in my arms, And I see an eternity when I look into your eyes. Time is our greatest obstacle, And that is something that I will surely Not hinder the love that has started. I have you in m

Something New
Talk about trying something new... how about living w/ someone and then an ex of their's that they've known off and on for MANY years ends up staying with you for however long. Both have moved on, but still, when you think you're gonna be w/ someone forever and then you're now and you move on in one form or another, it's still a little awkward. Especially depending on how you met the person you're with in the first place. Certain things can't be discussed. And though you don't specifically want to dislike the ex, you don't know if you want to become good friends with them. Yes, some can change through the years, but not always, and perhaps can revert back to old ways. Not something you want to go through/go through again. But you think of them as a long time friend and not an ex, until of course they start reminissing, and things are easier to "deal with". Not that it's anything bad right off cause this ex made a fairly good first impression, but still... hey, it's a little wei

How To Find Me On Cam.
Ok last try at posting this... hopefully it's clearer for you all. Register a profile at alt.com (you can view cams with a standard account, no credit card or payment is needed) after you create the account, go to your homepage click on "Live Webcams" (it's near the center of the page) click on couples (man & woman) then look through the list for sinamynlee click on "view live webcam" NOT on the name to get to the private chatroom that i talk in - on the page that has the view live webcam link - click on my Name, on that page, under the picture there will be a link to enter the private chatroom. Side notes: 1. profiles must be approved by alt before you can enter the chatroom, however you can view webcams before then. 2. When the order screen comes up, you DO NOT have to upgrade. simply click on home and click on live webcams again and continue from there. Good luck, lol Sin

Fubar
I have been considering it for a couple of months, and I have decided to go ahead and delete my fubar account. I've met some really interesting people on here and developed several really great friendships.

Friday Rockin
Howdy - How'd do - Hi ya! If wondering, yeah that was 50 - Fifty personalized comments! (plus 25 that wasnt - older friends that seen that one) I'd do everyday . . . if the screen wouldnt jump so much! Do you know what I mean? lol But - I hope you enjoy the comment & I hope today finds you with little screen jumpage and smooth commenting ... 'Catch' ya in the funny papers! See todays comment the way it was made to be seen: (on black background) Click here G o o d ? Morning FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY R:-@ck 8-pOn:-s Greg

Anger Management
Now this guy has style! When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter? "Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills

Here Is A Story
alright on Tuesday Night or October 30th, 2007 I was in a rush and went to get out of my moms van. When the van door came crashed down on 2 of my fingers one is just a simple blood blister beneath the nail the other however was worse. The nail is nearly avulsed (nice way of saying chopped off) it will soon fall off i did nerve, tissue, and tendon damage, it has swollen about 3 times normal size a picture is below but however the pain is insane i am taking Vicodin *5/500 (aka hydrocodone) for pain and its not cutting it and the pain has not subsided so if im delayed on responses please just bare with me.... Also i forgot to mention the stitch in my finger goes through the top of the fingernail out the side of my finger to protect whats under it while it has about a week too heal so 3 weaks is how long the pain will last this is gonna be a long 3 weeks!!!!

Too Much Judgement
I just don't understand people...in general...Especially people who reply to mumms. Sometime I put stupid stuff on there just for fun, but most of the timeit is serious stuff that I'd like an honest, but polite answer about. But people can't seem to be nice on this site...at least 90% of the people. I'm attractive and post revealing pictures so I get either I want to fuck you or your a whore. I'm a 19 almost 20 year old mother and I get some way to goes...but a majority of babies having babies or way to start your life tramp. When no one who comments really know who I am. I'm an intelligent woman...There is more to me than my looks or my age. I'm just happy that I take these judgements with a grain assult, but think about the individuals out there who saying things like this would really hurt their feelings or may change the way they think about themselves forever. Most of the people saying these things are adults...why can you all be mature? It is ridiculus. Also, women alway

Poems
I think that I shall never see A poem written just for free A poem written just for fun Without compulsion from anyone A poem not for looming deadlines And certainly not for fancy headlines A poem written from good and right And not from staying up all night No complaints of earthly woes Of righting wrongs or fighting foes No teenage angst upon the page No words of sorrow, fear, or rage "A poet's life is hard." It's said "No guarantee of daily bread." So poets, please do what you like I'm headed to the open mic August

Mister Bear Sees Chicago
So my mistress moved out here a month ago, and she made me come too... but that's ok cause i dun wants her to go without me. It's nice here but it's getting colder... she still gets ice cream shakes though so is ok. She goes out at night alot, and gets drinking alot, but she always make shure i am there to takes care of her. I right more laterz. Mister Bear

The Dreamer
It's easy to tell a joke to you, It's easy to sing you a song. It's easy to open up to you. It's been easy all along. You are such a puzzle. You're confused? How can that be? How can you not know how you feel? Look inside, it's plain to see. I know you're independent. I know that you feel fear. But please believe, and dream with me, And you'll never shed a tear. I'm not what you expected. I am a nomad, true. One thing you can count on, I am so in love with you. August

A Chance Encounter
It was the kind of thing that just doesn't happen. Which is what made it so unusual Passion is where you find it I always say Or at any rate I'll say it now After she came up to me, stopped me in my tracks, Looked me smack in the eye and said "Don't say a word. . . Don't give me a line, Don't even try to be smooth. 'Cause anyone can do that. I need someone Who'll shout my name from the rooftops Dance with me in the rain, Be the cavalier to my damsel Open up his heart and sing to me! If you can't do that. . . I don't even want to know your name." Like I said, It's the sort of thing that just doesn't happen. Now before I continue I hear you asking. . . "What did she look like? Was she hot?" And my answer is, It doesn't matter. I really couldn't tell you if I tried. The only thing I can say, Is that her character, her essence, her energy. . . Ignited me. And in that quarter of a second That it took me to respond I came up with at least a dozen songs That I c

Bitter Temptations
You make it so tempting. With your fascination for suffering And my ability to inflict it What a pair we would make I could take you to the edge And make you dance Make you scream Make you beg. . . Over and over again. I could take you Where you so pathetically desire to be. Except you won't be satisfied. No matter how close you are to the edge, For you, it's still too far. Kissing my blade Sucking on my barrel Feeling your lungs ache for air Not enough, not enough And I'd rather please you than hurt you So I do the former by way of the latter And yet you want more And the hands that snuff your flame Could well be mine. You make it so tempting. With you calculated ice. Your adolescent arrogance. I want to slap you And call you the stupid bitch that you are The kicker is. . . You think I'm impotent, Because I won't. August

Lyrics To Pink "love Song"
I've never written a love song That didn't end in tears Maybe you'll rewrite my love song If you can replace my fears I need your patience and guidance And all your lovin' and more When thunder rolls through my life Will you be able to weather the storm? There's so much I would give ya, baby If I'd only le myself There's this well of emotions I feel I must protect But what's the point of this armor If it keeps the love away, too? I'd rather bleed with cuts of love Than live without any scars Baby, can I trust this? Or do all things end? I need to hear that you'd die for me Again and again and again So tell me when you look in my eyes Can you share all the pain and happy times 'Cause I will love you for the rest of my life This is my very first love song That didn't end in tears I think you re-wrote my love song For the rest of my years I wil love you for the rest of my Life I LOVE THIS SONG....

Should I?
Time heals all wounds,and time also builds desire… I sit her staring into your eyes so full of life and fire… Wondering, wanting, needing…thinking of you… My oh my, whatever should I do… My head says no, my heart says yes… Which is right, is anyone’s guess… Heartache is possible, that I know for sure… But is her love and passion worth that to endure? Is it worth the risk, to take the chance… For something that will be a wonderful romance? Should I sit idly by and let this amazing woman go… If I do that, I am afraid, the truth I will never know… As you can see I am torn…not knowing what on earth to do… The best decisions are the hardest ones, that I know is true… So I sit here wracking my brain, trying not to guess… And my brain says no but my heart says yes...yes...yes…

I'm So Tired Of It
ok, INCASE I GET BLOCKED OR DOWN RATED FOR ANYTHING LET ME SET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT. IF YOU LOOK AT MY PROFILE IT SAYS PLAINLY MY NAME IS RAMONA (MOMMA ROX) ROOKARD. I AM NOT PART OF ANY BOMBING CREW OR FAMILY. I AM ME, I CARE FOR MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, FANS, NET FREINDS,& NET FAMILY. BUT I WILL NOT BE TOLD WHO I CAN TALK TO, POST ON OR EVEN COMMENT TOO. I AM FRIENDS WITH ALOT OF PEOPLE ON FUBAR, BUT THANKS TO A BUNCH OF INSIDE BACK BITING, NAME CALLING, AND MUD SLINGING IT SEEMS I AM TO BE FORCED INTO CHOOSING MY FRIENDS.....WELL I WONT. I'M NOT LEAVING FUBAR BUT I WONT BE ON AS MUCH ANYMORE. i WOULD RATHER NOT BE PLACED IN THE MIDDLE OF STUPID IN HOME FIGHTING. IF PEOPLE CANT SEE WHATS GIONG ON THEN LET THEM REMAIN BLIND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING... THAT WAY THEIR HAPPY, IF YOU TELL THEM ONCE THEN LEAVE IT BE. FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES TO SPEAK TO ME I'M ON YAHOO UNDER roxxycottin@yahoo.com THATS MY MESSENGER AND I ALWAYS RUN INVISIBLE.ANYONE IS WELCOME TO ADD ME AS LONG AS THEY'RE

People
People are liers and I can't stand it. Why can't they just tell the truth. I have this so called frined that lies to me all the time and I allow it only cuz I don't know what to do about it. This frined....we'll just call u BOB for now, tells me things nearly every day yet does what he saids he doesn't want to do. What do i make of it?? I feel he is just using me and calling it a friendship so he can reap the benifts I give him yet he is getting it else where as well. I have tried to talk to him about it but he doesn't listen. Then there are the rules and he is breaking them. I am so fed up with this shit! MOE

Another Day In My Life Of Travel
If this sounds like I am rambling it's cause I probably am. Had a long ass day and it's going to roll over into the weekend. My office is in Las Vegas. I spend my Monday thru Fridays there every week and fly home to be with my son on the weekends. Most of the time I try and keep it to a three day week and then back home. Well, this week I went out later in the week versus a Monday. (See, rambling. I know.)Today, was hell. My flight was supposed to leave Las Vegas at 8:00am and put me home around Noon. Didn't happen that way at all. Plane leaves gate 20min late, no problem, they can make that shit up in the air. We taxi to the runway and the pilot floors it, plane takes off. We probably got 20 feet off the ground and the effen smoke alarm goes off. Problem in the lavitory or something. Flight attendants going ballistic, they search the lav, nothing. False alarm. We go for another hour and the captain gets on the overhead system. We are turning back to Vegas. This flight should only l

What Is Power, Control Or Destiny?
How do these three words reflect upon each other or work together? Believe it or not these three words mean the very same thing and must be together in order to function and if a person takes each word in its most simplistic form and study it individually and apply each one in order then anything is possible and I do mean anything. POWER: Ability to act, regarded as latent or inherent; the faculty of doing or performing something; capacity for action or performance; capability of producing an effect, whether physical or moral: potency; might; as, a man of great power; the power of capillary attraction; money gives power. CONTROL: Power or authority to check or restrain; restraining or regulating influence; superintendence; government; as, children should be under parental control. DESTINY: That to which any person or thing is destined; predetermined state; condition foreordained by the Divine or by human will; fate; lot; doom. The fixed order of things; invincible necess

By Your Side I'll Be
You are the one I love,Sent to me from heaven above. You touch my life in unspeakable ways,By your side I'll be, For all the rest of my days. ~Michael~ Click the above image to rate / rip / comment!

Feeling The Love
the feeling of love in ur soul many people think they know what love is... many people have found true love... then there are people who love for the wrong reasons.... love is a feeling not an act.. love is an uncontrolable emotion that is soul drivin to the core of ur inner being....love is a persation of lust , desire , need, and comitment....when ur in true love ur soul , mind, body, and desire linger for the other, wanting to touch, hold , communicate, and caress every part of each others individual lifes... uniting ur lifes as one unit,, sharing and exploring together in unity..i guess the question is though, can love ONLY be found from the OUTSIDE/IN?.. ppl meet a person starting with a physical attraction between two beings.. then they get to know each other and build the trust and desire....does it have to be this way... loving outside/ in?.. or is it possible to love INSIDE/ OUT.. knowing someone before u ever lay eyes on them... wanting to touch and hold.. having the des

Yet Again
Some days I see the light Dancing at the end of the rope That dangles from this tree of misery It beckons me to follow Into the shining other side Clearly it’s a lie There is no other side I’ve been to look And found myself staring back The same face as always Always the same darkness Hidden under every relationship Every rock of coldness That turns my heart to ice And allows me to seek out Yet again Another dangling light

Taking Chances
As I stand, looking forward the hustle and bustle only inches away Do I dare to do or stay where safety is If I stay I feel alone but only feet away It is life at it's fullest is it really that hard to cross seeing what can happen or just to take a chance and engulf all of the pleasures across the street. My heart screams cross the street, take chance If you don't you may loose the beat so please go with the flow do not be afraid of the hassles and bustles-life is hassle as is you take those chances and win My chance has come a break in the traffic do I walk with elegance or just run like a rabbit scared seconds feel like hours If I go, will I survive Do not be afraid The Angel will guide you Trough those moments of doubts Taking your hand and helping Along safely to pass the cross walk Do not have a fear The decision has come to go or not to go I take the moment with the first step I turn back to my garde

Grow Up
OK so i guess i was wrong i thought we were all adults on here....lol i was bored so i was rating and i didnt give this chick a 10 so she gets all pissy and writes me this shit.... she says "just cause i look better ou don't have to downrate me" then she goes on to tell me she blocked me...lol ... i dont give women 10's because i have a woman, lol and i dont want her thinking im out looking around...lol http://fubar.com/user/528570 this is the person who got her panties in a bunch because someone didnt rate her a 10....... grow up....

My Opinion About Iraq
Ok. So far I have been nice about things but now I have some one who wants to post crap on my page claiming to know more about what I do than I do and more about me. Well I hate to tell him but he is a moron. As my profile states I am 34 yrs old and am currently on my 2nd tour in Iraq. This tour will be ending here very shortly. I have been here for 15 months this time and have lost several friends to include 2 from my platoon. As my pictures show I am a mechanic and wrecker operator. Yes I have seen Iraq with my own eyes. I have more recovery missions than I remember. Yes I have pictures of most of them and no I do not share them. The pictures in my Fallen Heroes folder are the members of my unit that have given the ultimate sacrifice that people can speak their minds. I have been asked several times how I feel about the war so here is my answer to that. I am glad to be fighting here it saves us from fighting in our own country. For those who have forgotten yes Iraq has i

Babble
i'm tired...of men who say one thing and mean another.. tired of having to explain myself over and over the fact that i was in an abusive marriage and that i need to be more cautious this time around tired of being alone tired of searching tired of being the strong one, i want someone to lean on now tired of doing everything on my own tired of the bad luck that has followed me in the last few years tired of people saying it will be okay tired of empty offers of help...that sucks tired of dealing with a bitter ex husband, even though he won everything in court tired of comforting my kids alone when he cuts them down tired of explaining nicely to my kids that daddy didnt mean to call mom white trash, hes just upset tired of being sick so much, and having no one to help me tired of being put on a pedal stool, instead of being treated like the person i am tired of not being good enough tired of hearing woman treating a good man bad, and then wonder why he leaves tired of ma

Womens One Flaw
One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and color

Your Eyes
I look into your eyes those beautiful eyes i love so much I can stare at them for hours I touch your lips with my fingertips I love your lips full, sensual, exotic I bet they taste so good I would love to lick your bottom lip slid my tongue in and out of your mouth run my fingers through your hair pull your head back gently and kiss my way down your neck down your chest work my way kissing, licking, sucking till i reach your stomach your beautiful stomach gently kiss around your belly button then unbotton your jeans slowly unzip your pants glide them off i'd kiss your feet then your ankle working my way up your beautiful legs stopping at your inner thighs watching your back arch as i tease you by kissing your thighs and sending shivers up your back growing hungrier by the minute i just want to taste you hear you moan watch you quiver to watch you bite your lip to keep from screaming as i flick your clit with my tongue i start out slowly, teasingly then

Okay Im Ready Now
HEY GUYS IT'S ME MIZZ SHADY This picture here is my contest picture.. Ya I know it seems like I'm always in a contest but really I am always in a contest.. Cool thing is I only bug ya if I really need the help.. All I really need from ya all is some rattings.. I need you to click on these two pics here and rate them both a ten.. If you do that then all my hard work is done.. Rates = comments and comments take a while.. Rates on the other hand only take a second to do.. So whats ya say.. Just click rate and put a smile on my face.. Do that same thing here for my friend Finz cause he rocks..

Hey Its Saturday. Join Me For Some Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK EVERYONE ITS TIME TO PUT THE METAL TO THE PETAL AND LET IT RIP. I ONLY NEED 8000 MORE COMMENTS TO GET MY V.I.P. SO COME ON EVERYONE AND HELP ME OUT. I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED ME SO FAR. ITS BEEN GOING GREAT AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR BETTER FAMILY AND FRIENDS. SO COME ON OVER AND LETS FINISH THIS THING OFF. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND LETS GET-R-DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Fire My Words Text Image Generator

Who To Marry
Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use

Friends Famiy And Fans
I have seen everything going on lately on here and to all my friends, family, and fans Im not taking sides because I have a lot of great friends on here and I dont want to lose any of you but can we please stop all the drama and bashing. A lot of you know me and you all know that I try to stay out of everything. I just dont want lose some great people I have on here..I know some of you may not agree with what Im saying but Im sorry I had to get my feelings out because Im not picking sides I care about all my friends..so if you decide you dont want to be my friend I wont hold it against you at all. So please dont make me choose between any of you

Hopeless Romantic
Truth be told....I am a southern gentleman looking for an old fashion girl that wouldn't mind a littel romance. The girls these days doesn't like the romance anymore. The simple beautiful things in life. I like the type of woman......that likes long walks on the beach picnics or just a lovely afternoon in a porch swing conversating about life. Instead of a girl that i only take to a movie.....and she gives it up thinking that was a wonderful night. I like to drive out to an open field lay out a blanket and lay on our back while you look at the beautiful stars and i look at beautiful you. A girl that when i right poetry she replies with a smile an a tear.....rather than " it was nice". Simple things makes love better.

Jerk Wanting To See My Nsfw
Lazyb86: sorry hun, ain't nothing worth that to spend money for. i'm higher class then that ->Lazyb86: ...yes Lazyb86: does it cost money? ->Lazyb86: its like an ad for your page. look to the right of your shoutbox Lazyb86: what is a blast and what does it do? ->Lazyb86: lol... you go to the link on my page that says buy a gift blast Lazyb86: well tell me how and i will, i'm new to this ->Lazyb86: i dunno someone could buy me a new blast

Touch Me
Touch Me Touch me, Want me Make me see This is the place My heart dreams to be Bodies awaken From deep inside As the fire now burns In passionate eyes When you're by the love of you sight Longing wishing For the night To stretch Into billions of flights So time will never end As the flesh creates Becoming one The meaning of life will open its doors Letting both see new worlds to explore As we feel our minds meet inside Journeys of the past Will slide in Cupping us in natures delight Ending tearful broken nights Touch me, Want me Make me believe This is not a story book dream Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

Blank Profiles Knock It Off
Ok I keep getting blank profiles requesting under me to join and there freshmeat, no pics, no profile made, no nothing, who ever is doing this shit needs to knock it off. I am getting sick and tired of the blank profiles and who is doing it will be blocked and not on my list anymore. So I suggest the games stop with the blank profiles and requests. Its very irritating and dumb. I appreciate the fu bucks but games need to stop. Is this stupid of me worrying?? Why are they doin that? Any ideas?

Nfl Record Holder
I took this pic last night for my friend Larry who is an Eagles fan. A lot of the records at my alma mater Valley High School are held by Norman Willey, Hall of fame player for the Eagles who once sacked a Bears QB 14 times in one game....by himself!

Can't Help Myself
Whenever I'm near you I can't help myself, I want to love you with all I have till there's nothing left. I can't help when I touch your silky milk skin, But start counting down the moment when i come within. The way your eyes seduce me with desire, Somehow starts to set my whole world on fire. You may think I have sex on the brain, I can't help myself around you you make it rain. Your beauty is like magic in a bottle, And when we have sex it's like making love to a model. Well you think I think about sex and nothing else, But it's only when I'm around you that I can't help myself.

Me Or You
Is it just me that is overthinking? Or got a whiff of something stinking. 'Cause all of a sudden something's not right, And affecting the way I sleep at night. Is it too complicated for me to understand? When I know I can be the bigger man. Or is it just my insecurities, That seem to get the best of me. It's just the way I stare into your eyes, Is it full of love or full of lies? 'Cause right now I can't see, That you feel the same for me. Is it that you're tired and bored? Am I giving less or wanting more? Tell me cause it's hard to see, What's the problem is it me? I can handle anything I'm grown, Just need to know if it's time to move on. All I want is some clarity, So is it you ...or is it just me?

Thoughts...
Its not just him thats amazing the amazing thing is talking to him for 10 seconds and his ability to brighten up the worst day ever Think of how different it would be if you never met the one person who changed everything Someone asked me "why do you like him so much" but before I could answer my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said "dont even get her started I wanted to get over you so I listend a million things that are wrong with you. But in the end I realized it's your imperfections that make me love you like I do I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control and at time i'm hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Those Born 1930-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overwei

I Dont Know What To Do
im just wondering what life would be like with out me in it. would it be better or would it be worse. would the world be a different place. would people that i touched be the same if i wasnt here. would people i touched in one way or another even still be here if i wasnt here. this has been on my mind alot lately. and i want to know from my close friends on here what they think?

Agony Of Goodbye
Winds blow, bearing change unknown. Thoughts of paths unpaved encircle you. Its gentle breeze caresses your face through the screen. Lifting your head you see tree limbs swaying. Singing brown sparrow perched on an oak limb, looks inside your bedroom window. A numb stillness washes over you. Sitting next to her on the bed you wonder, how he could sing, not now! You anger, for moving on is a far off dream. Such betrayal to feel comfort, yet comfort entangles you in this solemn moment. Sunrises glow softly gives birth to a new day of life. You turn back to look at your love. Taking her still hand you lean over her. Lovingly you place a goodbye kiss on her forehead. The coroner takes her away. The bird’s song ceases, as you slowly walk away. Author: Me

Our Rock
A baby for them to cherish, A child that they watched grow, An adult blossomed through their guidance. A sister for you to play, An aunt for you to see, A wife for him to love, A mother for them to learn, A grandmother for her to cuddle, A friend for us to turn to, The shoulder for us to lean, All these things she gave to us, The woman we’ve seen. In our minds we will remember, In our hearts we’ll always treasure, The woman God gave to thee. She touched us all in one way or another, Our rock was never shamed to utter words of wisdom, Honesty and truth guided us through our lives. For all those who missed the pleasure, Of getting to know the woman better, Look into your hearts and you will find, A fond memory she left behind. The gift of love she gave to all, Our gift to her has come to call, We let her go, we set her free, To fly away up high you see. A tunnel of crystal before her stands, Lit up with light from God’s hands, Sprays of colors ra

The Whole Relationship Deal
This is just something that was on my mind i figured id write a poem of some sort about it. i may not have had any relationships yet in my life besides a long-term one that didn't work out but i did learn from it and i have learned from all of my friends different relationships. So this is how i feel about the whole relationship deal. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP DEAL Why is it when you love someone you can't be with them, Why is it when you care for someone they dont feel the same about you, Why is it when you show how you feel for someone it ususally never helps, Why is it that when you want to be with someone they want someone else, Why is it that girls seem to always wanna be JUST FRIENDS!!! Why is it when you talk to someone about dating they blow it off, Why is it when you talk to someone about hooking up they say theyd rather not, Why is it when you try to hug the person you care for they p

I'm Thinking Of You
I think of you in the morning and I think of you at night I think of you when you're far away and when you're in plain sight I think of you when I'm happy and I think of you when I'm sad I think of you when things are wonderful and when they're going bad I think of you when I'm busy and I think of you when I'm bored I think of you when everyone seems to love me and when I'm being ignored I think of you when it's cold and I think of you when it's hot I think of when I'm alone and even when I'm not I think of you when I'm at home and I think of you when I'm out I think of you when I'm thinking because you're all I'm thinking about

Happy Birthday Liberty!!!
It's Liberty's Birthday! Liberty ALWAYS helps show the love even at all hours of the night! Please stop in and show her love!! She's awesome!! *~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* ♥ Demon Crew Recruiter♥@ fubar

Confused And Lost
So , i have yet to write a blog. This will be my very first ever. I honestly have no clue why i'm writing this right now ( call it rambling if you want ) , i guess i just need a little bit of an ' out ' (so to speak) . . . So hear i go ! As I lay there in bed , tossing and turning. Thinking and searching. I realized how completely restless i have become. Tormented every hour i'm awake. Tortured while i sleep. And Distracted while i work ... The rules of man : Provide , protect and love (how i see it atleast). Inside : Flames, passion , unconditional love , stability , complete and udder hatred , torment , deep sadness , confused beyond belief and fear. Questions : Is there truely a meaning for life ? What is our purpose ? What do i do now ? How do you make things right ? I'm sure you have heard the saying " Things work out in the long run " " Things happen for a reason" yada yada yada . Of coarse, everything that happens in your life will without a doubt , make you the person

Intolerence.
I`v often thinks, what kind of people there are in here. And of caurse it`sb an mirror of the real life. Therfore, i`v been thinking, why give a shit of what others beliwe about me. I`v decided to come out as the real me. If you can handel it`s ok, and if not so what, not a friend of my, anyway. I`m sick and tired of peoples intolerence, ewen it`s me which people says has none, not true. But only for the one i knows and care for. So up yours and Sieg heil. WW WP. Brix Division Denmark. Call me sick and i`ll tell you the truth Call me an hooligan and I´ll prove it to you (FORZA FCK) call me an looser, i`v probelary got more monney than you, shitface. Call me an racist, I`m not. Call me an Nationalist and i`ll bow before you. Call me an peagent, i`m not. My beliwe is full legal in Denmark, so fuck all your Christianshits (Jesus were black, he were born were peoples not white anyway. Try to keep me down and I`ll grow bigger an stronger. Who am i?

Early Menopause
Found out a few weeks ago that i am just at the start of the menopause, my patience levels are now in the minus figures, im flying off the handle over the most stupidest thing, I am turning into a real She Devil and cant seem to control it

Update
Ok I know I haven't been on here hardly at all lately. And finally it's for a good reason. My wife and I have been back together for a month now and I've been busy with my family. I want to thank all of you that were there for me during my rough stretch. I truly do appreciate everything my friends have done for me over the last few months. I haven't forgotten any of you but I had to make my marriage my top priority.

Where I Belong
The dark is here I like the dark The dark comes and goes The darl is good The dark is dark Like I like it When the dark is here I am happy The dark is here This Dark Place I can not see I am afraid of This Dark Place It is where I am Dragged to. I go kicking and screaming For you This Dark Place Is where he takes me to This Dark Place The stakes are high I can not see the sky This Dark Place For if he wins my soul will Sore high in the sky This Dark Place Brings chills that Will kill This Dark Place I’m a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death I’m a shadow in the dark Like the reaper’s icy breath I’m a statue set in stone In apathetic sleep Let the world just pass me by And I will never weep I’m a shadow in the dark The quintessential sound of death I’m a shadow in the dark Like the reaper’s icy breath You don’t have to set me free You don’t have to light my night You don’t have to feel my breath Or step into my li

Read Damn It!!
OK... all the q's I get asked... that are IN MY PROFILE!! BUT... I will answer them again for the 'challenged' 1. I AM SINGLE 2. JAPANESE AND PORTUGESE 3. MOTHER OF 3 CHILDREN (2 BOYS, 1 GIRL) 4. I AM MILITARY POLICE, STILL ACTIVE DUTY 5. I AM 35 YEARS OLD 6. I AM A PART TIME COLLEGE STUDENT 7. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED 3 TIMES 8. I DETEST PEOPLE THAT DO NOT USE THEIR COMMON SENSE 9. I DON'T CHAT IN THE 'SHOUT BOX', YOU COME TO MY LOUNGE TO CHAT WITH ME... READ MY OTHER BLOG FOR OSAYO'S PLAYHOUSE TO FIND IT. 10. MY NAME IS 'OSAYO' PHONICALLY SAID: O-SIGH-O IT'S JAPANESE, SO HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT AND SAY IT RIGHT. 11. I PLAY SPORTS... SO FIGURE ON BEING ACTIVE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP UP WITH ME... (SOFTBALL, VOLLEYBALL, DODGEBALL, SWIMMING, WEIGHLIFTING, MOTORCYLE RIDING, BIKE RIDING, HIKING, LONG DRIVES, CAMPING...ETC) 12. MY BOYS DO NOT NEED A 'DADDY', SO DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO COME IN A 'REGULATE' MY CHILDREN. 13. I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC 14. I LIKE POKER *TE

Sunday
Wow...yesterday was a very busy day for not being a week day. I helped my son with collecting lots of bags for a food drive. I wonder how many pounds of food we collected? Today is very much a relax day. I need to rip down all the exterior Halloween decorations from the front yard. We were the only house decorated that night. And then.... SEAHAWKS are playing the Browns at home in Seattle. I am missing the Seahawks since they had a bye week last week. I even looked up the schedule for 2008 for the San Jose Sabercats for the games in San Jose for Arena Foooball League at the HP Pavilion. Should I get season tickets for the Sabercats?

Rough Sex Facts...
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

You
YOUR TOUCH SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, YOUR KISS LEAVE ME DIZZY LIKE THE PUREST OF FINE WINE. YOUR SKIN SO SOFT SO FIRM SO SMOOTH, I SLEEP LIKE A BABY WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU. YOUR SMILE ICAN BARELY EXPLAIN, ITS LIKE THE BIG BRIGHT SUN AFTER A LONG SUMMER RAIN. YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE WEAPONS THAT THE GOVERNMENT MUST SEIZE, CAUSE ONE STROKE OF YOUR FINGERS SENDS ME TO MY KNEES. AND THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO, CAUSE TO ME YOUR AN ANGEL AND YOUR JUST BEING YOU.

New Members Of Fire & Ice Crew Plz Read
First I'd like to welcome all new recruits. You're joining an amazing group of people. Ok, just some reminders. 1. Recruiters- please have an idea about what we do as a family and explain to the people you are recruiting, if you yourself has any questions , refer to Sunset's( Our Founder ) blogs. Specially b4 you ask her, she's very busy starting our new family of Fire & Ice. As are the rest of the execs. Please try to read her blogs first then if you have questions feel free to ask. 2. Once an exec has interviewed your new recruit, and has accepted them remind them that they need to watch our (the execs) status and blogs to find out where they need to be to help and when. 3. New members- must add Our family ( Fire & Ice Crew)name to their Fubar name before Sunset will issue their ID. She will contact you when it is ready. You also must add all execs to your friend and family list 4. If you are recruiting people just to win the recruiting contest and not for our intended purpose

Family And Friends
Hello Every1 Just wanted to say hi and to say to my family that i am sorry for not being on much the past week, my close friends know why and its all good, I am still here for everyone if you need anything, please hit me up with anything. AND HIT ME UP ANYWAY I MISS MY CLOSE FRIENDS ALOT MUAHZZZZZZZZ TO EVERY1

There Is A Land Called 'passive Agressieva' And I Am Their Queen
Passive-aggressive behavior refers to passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following authoritative instructions in interpersonal or occupational situations. It can manifest itself as resentment, stubbornness, procrastination, sullenness, or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is assumed, often explicitly, to be responsible. Thanks for the diagnosis Wikipedia.

Blackstar..this Is About U Babe..
So I got this idea from one of my friends. This is just a lil blog to tell my Fu~Hubby how much he means to me. Blackstar is the type of guy that I can tell anything and he will listen. When I need to bitch about my bf he will listen and tell me what he thinks. He is always makin me feel better about myself. He is the BEST Fu~Hubby and Friend that I could ever ask for. Stop by and show him sum love... Peace&Love MsMaine YOU ROCK MY WORLD BLACKSTAR BLACKSTAR (CLUB F.A.R.)~FU HUBBY TO~ MS.MAINE~@ fubar Natasha BedingfieldLove Like This ft Sean KingstonMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Whispers In The Wind
One night i sat all alone on a grassy hillside, looking out into the night sky, as i looked into the heavens visions of the past played in my mind, I thought of days of old when things seems so peaceful and sereane, not asingel worry plagued my day. As I saw the shadows of these moments new visions began to take there place, I could hear a voice, coming from the distance whispering a name. I couldnt quiet make it out, the voice seemed so faint, but the sound touched my heart and a single tear fell from my eye. how could i miss someone this much when i dont even knowwho they are i pondered to myself, then again came that whisper, this time a little louder a little clearer, but i was a name i didn not know, till i met you, now every time i hear that name my heart begins to race, I colse my eyes and there you are right back in that heavenly place. to hold you to touch to feel your warm lips, oh what visions they were, which were carried upon the whisper of the wi

Life Realy Sucks Sometimes...
ok so i posted this blog sept. of last year... but the same thigns are going on again... sooo i thought i would post it on here.... I've never been as hurt or felt as rejected as i did today.... why is it that my husband can claim to love me so dearly but yet he seem to not find me desirable.... the only time he holds me or kisses me even slightly passionately is when i have bitched and complained about it.... is it so wrong to want more then to just be "told" you are loved.. to want to be held,,, to have a warm loving arm wrapped over me in the night... i want to be called beautifully by some one other then some stranger on the Internet... i want to be told I'm special by the man who promised to love me forever... will there never again be romance in my life... soft music playing, the warm glow of candle light, a genital touch on my cheek, the caress of a lovers lips against mine.... i truly cant remember when i last had a kiss that made me go weak in the knees... i

New Bewb Contest
New Best Boobie contest on freakdaddys. You don't have to vote for me..but I'm on there. Last row all the way down on the left...tropical dress. Can't miss me. Theres some hot boobs on there for sure..so worth a look if you're a boob guy! http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme3/vote.pl Enjoy your weekend...whats left of it! XOXO, Aimeelynn www.aimeelynn.net

Bad Bad Kitty...........
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft cotton...my master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your

Call Of The Kindred
Come to me, little mortal I can bring you to heaven's portal There'll be no sorrow, there'll be no pain Feelings of joy will fill your brain Come to me, sweet human thing Give me your heart and I'll make it sing Forget your fears, leave them behind Forget the troubles of your kind Come to me... yes, that's right Now hold still, it's no good to fight I'll take your blood, and leave you dying Didn't you realise I could be lying?

A Step Away From Them
they step away. they don’t go offline. they step away. well, actually, they change their status to “stepped-away.” which means they’re still there. and i get alerted to their having stepped away. it is not their fault. the system itself is set up this way, to allow for the slightly absurd or, let’s just say, paradoxical act of alerting others to one’s own having stepped away. it didn’t always. it first introduced the taxonomy of compromised states or “statuses,” as they call themselves. they are derived, to be sure, from other such status-conscious catalogues (aim, yahoo, etc.). the change came later. the change that automatically sends out alerts about status changes. the paradox was born: hey, you, pay attention, there is nothing to pay attention to anymore! for those with a statistically significant sample, a fan base of thousands, friends in equal numbers—does a wail commence with your stepping away? “hey, please, no! come back!” i tried to check. i have become obsessed, as of l

Why Do We Feel
Well here we go... It is funny how pain works.. I mean we all know that it is electroids relaying information from our nerves to our brain But how do you explain the pain when you lose something you love or you walk away because it is time.. I think that this pain is the worst type of pain because it seems everlasting. I can hurt myself and move on knowing that the pain will go away but the pain of the heart now that is a different story. I can try to shake it loose but it stays right there and nothing i do makes it leave. I have tried so many things but it doesnt leave it is like my soul is empty now but I know that it will fill again in time. but does that help the present not really. Does it help that when you walk away you question yourself for doing it. NOT REALLY. I know that there is someone out there for me I know this but how can I stop this feeling that I walked away from the one... Well I guess it helps that I didnt really have much say in it.. So I walk away and hope that o

Sexy ... Hell Yes..
The clock is ticking, time is moving quickly, and they are running through the train station hand in hand. Grady has got both bags under his arm, the conductor is announcing "All Aboard" as they barely make it onto the steps, the train is pulling away. Grady and Kimberly are standing right at the top of the entryway, hair blowing in the wind, still trying to catch their breath. Laughing just a bit. The weekend is so fun, they are enjoying every minute of it, consuming everything, feeling everything, breathing everything, including each other, together. Slowly, they walk back to their cabin and Grady puts the bags up. They sit gently down on the seats and smile at each other, he leans over just for a small kiss. She loves that, she leans on his shoulder and they watch out the window as the trees stream by. They chat together softly, about their plans, their future, kissing in between what seemed like each word. They decide to get ready for dinner, unpacking the suit cases Grady i

Tears Of Joy
Tears of Joy Tears of happiness The tearsi cry are of neither They fall like a swollen storm A storm that want go away I pray to the lord everyday Let the sun shine bright i say Does he hear me Or is he trying to punish me Why does he let the black night come When all it does is rain Shows me the memories of all the pain The storm is getting closer It floods my path The only way to go now is back Back down the path I thought was blowen away Through all the fog it reveals it self I hate to go back down the path No i will swim threw the river that he puts in my way Will i make threw to see the sunshine another day

Disecting A Downrater...
I wonder what makes them tick. What makes them so hostile that they spend every ounce of their time trying to bring down others? I don't have down raters very often but the few I have had, I have paid attention too. I had one lady who had to have weighed like 250lbs. I had one who didn't even have a real picture up...it was a cartoon charecter. I had another who had only one pic and was nice one minute/ bitter the next. Well this blog is in Honor of all those downraters. I have finally concluded that every last one of them has absolutely miserable lives and they feel like blaming everyone else for their problems and taking it out on them. Repeat after me...." I am in control of my own thoughts, feelings, and actions." What is it going to take to make all these bitter people realize that life is a blessing no matter what is going on. That no matter how they feel about themselves...ALL people are beautiful. Size doesn't matter, ethniticity doesn't matter, age doesn't matter. We

Out Of Reach
Out of Reach My hopes soar no limit in sight become despair on a cold lonely night o'er there is where you are so close yet amazingly far Inside i yearn for things out of reach waves crashing against the frozen beach A. Boudreaux 2007

I Love You Nikki
What a feeling it is,to have someone in your life,that makes you feel complete.The love that is so overwhelming it nearly knocks me over,knocks me off my feet.The love that overflows from within your heart and soul,when you find that missing piece that finally makes you whole.A love that will overcome anything that life may throw our way.A love I couldn't live without not even for a day.At night I sigh,wishing I was there to hold you tight,soon you will be in my arms and everything will be alright,until that day,we stand face to face,I will never love another,NO ONE will take your place. I Love You NiNi

Angry
I am angry because they wont leave us alone I am angry because you wont tell them too. I am angry because they think they can have you I am angry because you wont tell them they can't. I am angry because they get more of your attention. I am angry because you give it to them. I am angry because they don't care we are together I am angry because you don't seem to either. I am angry because they will never love you like I do I am angry because you don't know just how much I do love you.

Where Do I Go From Here?
I don't know what to do now? I mean everyone keeps asking me if I am going to stay or leave. And I don't know.... I have no clue what to do. I just still cant beileve this is happening. He cheated on me... he actually slept with someone else... I keep having to tell myself that b/c i just can't wrap my mind around it. I don't understand how this happens. I know it's obviously b/c apparently I dont give it up enough or hell maybe i'm just not good in bed anymore. I dunno. I wish I did though. I wish there was a specific reason why this has happened. But I think it's just one of those things... one of those bad things that always seems to happen to me. I don't think I'll ever be in a happy relationship. I think that is something that is impossible for me to have. How can I stay? How? I mean I can't even stand him looking at me right now... much less touching me. Everytime I close my eyes or even think about him I see him with her. And everytime it feels like some one knocked the

For My Friend Keenatastic
i just wanted to say thank you for being a really good friend and always making my day feel better when it sucks or making me feel better when i am sick, your the coolest gal ever and just wanted you to know that. so hope your day goes the way you want and btw long live RKO lol anyways i'll ttyl The Game ps: heres a song 4 ya to jam out 2

Nsfw Pics
BACK BY RESQUEST I HAVE PUT UP A FEW OF MY ADULT PICS HOWEVER THEY ARE ONLY OPEN TO THE FAMILY LIST SO DO NOT ASK TO SEE THEM IF YOU ARE NOT ON MY FAMILY LIST I ONLY ADD PEOPLE TO MY FAMILY IF THEY TALK TO ME AND WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR AWHILE. THANKS PINK

Untitled
sorry if i keep on hurting you sorry if you don't like the things i say or do sorry if with you i always put up a fight sorry i just can't do anything right sorry if i'm way far from being an angel except compared to an angel from hell sorry if you think my excuses are lies sorry if it's so difficult quiting my vice sorry if i'm not too understanding sorry for all the headaches and pain i bring sorry if often it's hard for me to swallow my pride sorry if often i'm too blinded by anger to see your side sorry if i'm so complicated sorry i keep making you feel frustrated sorry i can't fight back the tears sorry if i keep you away from your peers sorry if i always complain about you not meeting my expectations sorry if sometimes i can't fight all these temptations sorry if i seem like a joke to you sorry if i don't appreciate all those sweet things you do sorry if i keep on repeating the same mistakes sorry i say stupid things and i can't find the break

I Am Not Real Without You
I am not real without you You are the most important thing in my world And you complete me Just to know that you exist gives me hope and a purpose My heart beats for you alone and I will forever keep you safe I am enraptured with the responsibility of securing your eternal bliss But should you ever hurt, I am resolved to heal you And though I would die should I ever cause your pain I would prove my true forgiveness until you trusted me again I am not perfect, but I exist for you To stand with you when you are right To understand you when you are wrong My arms will always be open for you to come home to I will encase you with my soul, unquestioning, and make us both whole I am yours forever, Love, TheUnLoved

So It Is
she sips daintily from her champagne each time her lips part you watch her.. wishing you were the liquid that eases down her spout. ______ _ unveiling her mask, you love what you see a woman of desire and tranquility you want to own her heart.. in your mind your body is passionately intertwined.. she dances so elegantly your body begins to tremble when you think of her touch, you're an unsuspecting victim... of her sexual desire and lust... _______ __ As the song begins to play you close your eyes..and begin to pray for just one time to hold her body close to you even if its for only one night to come true..... _______ _ an amazing dance electrifies your body you don't remember a time, which felt so good you photograph the moment in your mind of a sensual intimate love, that put you in sublime. your madness of desire bleeds your heart the rhythm starts to consume you dancing into darkness, her shadow departs shadows as one now, meshed in the wind.. ____

What's This Girl Doing
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A Wiccan Prayer For A Little Kid
sleep now my little one outside its the time of the setting sun let fairies in your dreams play and keep all monsters far away sleep now my little one the goddess holds you in Her hands

It's Been Awhile...
1. How many surveys have you done in the past year? Over 100. 2. Favorite CD of all time? Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits. 3. If you had to be stuck on an island with one character from The Simpsons, who would it be? Moe, so he can bring me beer. 4. If you could choose one person, to never say another word for the rest of their lives, who would it be? My sister in law. 5. Have you ever looked at David HasselHoff and thought, "Wow, now THATS a man"? no freakin' way. 6. Pearl Jam or Nine Inch Nails? Tough one...NIN. 7. Cheers or Mash? Cheers. 8. Superman or Spiderman? Spiderman. 9. If you could know how and when you would die, would you want to know? No. 10. If you could rid the world of war, famine, prejudice, greed and hate forever by killing one innocent baby, would you? Yes. 11. Do you believe in God? If so, why? I believe in a higher power, yes. 12. Aliens? If so, why? no. 13. Time Travel? If so, why? no. 14. If you could live in any city, where wo

Contest
I am hosting my first contest. First place is a VIP or a 7 day blast your choice. All are welcome to enter. But please NO DRAMA. You can use any Picture you like but it has to be SFW. I will be posting the time and date the contest starts as soon as i have 10 entries or more. Please repost for me so i can get as many people as possible to enter. Thank you. Prizes:1st~One month VIP or & day blast2and~30,000 fubucks3rd~Big pimping gift Rules:NO Drama!!! Any one caught downrating and harrassing other contestants will be pulled from the contest.Self comment bombing and families are welcome. No auto comments or programs to be allowed. All cheaters will be pulled from contest.And most important have fun!!! This contest is brought to you by FuBaRsLaDyInReD♥CuTeCaNaDiAnGaL™~Fubar wifey of I'm Hip....;)@ fubar

Ummm...yeah, Right
My horoscope for the day, too fucking funny! "People are lined up around the block looking for answers and you're the one who's handing them out. Even if you're not totally sure what you're talking about, most everyone will be satisfied with what you have to say." Like I have any answers! LMAO

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry to everyone I've ever pissed off. I'm sorry for everything I've ever done wrong. I'm sorry for all the bad decisions I've ever made in my life. I'm sorry to all of those who think I'm not good enough to be in their lives. I'm sorry for loving and not getting loved in return. I'm sorry that I'm not the perfect size according to people's standards. I'm sorry that nothing I do seems to be enough. I'm sorry that nothing I so is ever good enough. I'm sorry that I'm not good enough to be anything more than a friend. I'm sorry that I've always made time to be there when I'm needed. I'm sorry that I'm so nice. I'm sorry that I never have that same respect shown to me in return. I'm sorry that I do anything I can to help someone only to get shit on in return. I'm sorry that no one understands there is life away from this place. I'm sorry that I trust people too easily. I'm sorry that I seem to befriend the ones that only end up stabbing me in the back. I'm sorry that my lifestyle offe

Last On Tha Soco Am
Sigh.. its funny having a night like last night then a day like today Oh well but unfortunately i cant focus on the good...really good... surprisingly good cause of personal reasons.. and the nap didnt help get me out of the funk Soooo what to do what to do... i got an idea..but it will have to wait for later tonight. In the interim I will listen to Hannah Montana... What????

Good Bye My Friend.
My bestest friend and the best companion anyone could ever ask for died yesterday. My Dog Sarge- A.K.A Littles, A.K.A The Roe dies yesterday afternoon after falling down a flight of steps. He was diagnosed with Diabetes a tad over 2 weeks ago. He was put on RX food and Insulin. Every morning I got up to give him his medicine and it appeared he was getting better. He went blind over night and his the insulin was not working anymore. He had great spirits and even know he was severly sick he always managed to find his way on this big house to give us kisses and hugz. Yesterday I did a really dumb thing. I put him on the deck like I do every day. I turned around for one second to tell my wife something and we heard a terrible noise followed by screaming. In our Horror we saw our little baby boy bleeding and holding his leg up. We rushed him to an Emergency vet where they immediately put him on Morphine. We prayed for a Miracle but the fates weren't listening this day. My little man

11-05-07
Your energy is perfect for romantic engagements of all kinds and that could mean that you meet someone new. It could also be time to reinvigorate your relationship -- you know what to do! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmm where is my Fu-Wifey!!!!!

Thoughts On Life
thoughts on life Last night a 22 yr old young man was killed in a head on wreck west of tye texas. It took me back to when i was 23 and made me realize just how lucky i am to even be here. We go through life looking at just today lets live for today forgetting that God has an ulitmate plan for us all. My family has been very fortunante we have not had a death due to a vechile accident as far as i can remember my brother lanny came very close back in 1986. The doc said that if the board had gone 2mm further into his eye he wouldnt have made it and my Brother Carl got t boned by a drunk driver and now has rods in his leg from it. This boy wasnt so lucky he was prounounced D.O.S. . I look at the accident and look even though i probably never even met the boy it makes me think how much potential he had for his life. Speed limits are there for reasons and thats to prevent things like this from happening. Lives are precious folks so yes live each day to the fullest but search for gu

Song
SIC Enemy show me what u wanna be I can handle anything Even if i cant handle you Readily either way it better be dont u fuckin pitty me get up get off what the hell am i saying i dont know about malevolent sure as hell deadent i want somebody to step up step off walls! let me fall get a grip dont let me slip 'til i drop the ball fuck this shit, im sick of it you're goin down this is a war who the fuck am i to critisize ure trusted state of mind you're leavin me suspect im leaving u grotesque feels liikea burn from wich u never learn cause and effect you joalous ass press ure face against the glass-suffer ive just begun its about that time i gotta get mine

Nasty Weather Ahead
we are getting nasty weather starting tonight so i may not get to check in tomorrow...till then...here is one called "What If I Said...." What if I said.... I love you Just what would you do What if I said.... It's you I want Would it be my dreams you'd haunt What if I said.... It's you I need Would you make me beg and plead What if I said.... All the things I feel inside Would you run and hide What if I said.... I love you

Vote To Impeach Richard Cheney
Tomorrow HR 333 will be brought to the House floor. This is a measure to impeach Richard Cheney for lying to Congress and to the American public in the months leading up to our attack and occupation of Iraq. I understand that many here will disagree with this bill. Before making a judgement, please read http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/24/AR2007042401542.html - you may find it interesting. If you are concerned about our situation in Iraq and particularly, if you are concerned with the escalating threats of an attack against Iran, please contact your representative in Congress today. Contact information can be easily found at: http://www.house.gov/writerep/ Thank you for your consideration.

Last Night Online
so as most of you know i'm moving back to the states from germany. i'm leaving wednesday morning. tonight will most likely be the last time i'm online for a while do to meetings tomorrow and then going to bed early tomorrow night due to an early ass flight on wednesday. i love ya'll and i will get online as soon as i can to let you know that i made it alright and that me and the babies are safe. pray that everything goes alright for our flights. dj m.i.a. ~aka~ brandy

Does Anoyone Know How?
i need to know the html code for putting photos in bullitens or whatever... I have a photo I photoshopped and I want to put in in a mumm and I dont know how and last time I jsut put the link ppl told me how dumb i was and that i needed to learn the html code... but no one would teach me..... meanies! anywho if anyone knows plz tell me!!!!!

I Lick Paint
This is a shoutbox conversation with a dude that rated my profile an 8 and I told him that he was funny as hell. Then he blocked me because I wouldn't block him.... And he still sending messages in my shoutbox but unblock me so I can answer....Some people crack me up! I LICK PAI...: WAVES ->Star: be my guest, doesn't bother me I LICK PAI...: so will you when I block you as well ->Star: you'll get over it i am sure I LICK PAI...: not fucking trying hard enough it seems ->Star: ok hun, i'll try not too I LICK PAI...: dont call me HUN thank you ->Star: not getting it from me, sorry hun I LICK PAI...: I just want a BLOCK plain and simple ->Star: wolf blitzer? ->Star: CNN? I LICK PAI...: you Wolf Blitzer ? ->Star: nah, not into produce I LICK PAI...: why you CNN ? I LICK PAI...: produce ? ->Star: why do you want to be blocked ->Star: i have a few already, any other suggestions I LICK PAI...: I just want a BLOCK I LICK PAI...: want* I LICK PAI...:

My Loving Wish For You
i loved you from afar with all my heart and soul wishing i could be with you as once long ago i was there i long to be sitting next to you as i know thats where i belong by your side and in your heart is where i wish to be forever time i long to hold you through out the night as silently i hear your sad and lonely cries wishing that i could kiss away your tears and hold you close to my heart for all time i wish to feel your soft lips touching mine as we would kiss like never before as our skin finally touches one anothers and i fall into a heavenly place within your arms held tightly within your warm arms my hands will go roaming along your feather soft skin as i know this is where i want to be where i know i belong and am loved i wish i could give you the stars in my soft butterfly kisses as my lips caress your silken skin through out the darkened night if mere words could explain to you the depth of my feelings for you id sing from the mountain t

Living And Learning
Well i've done a lot of living and learning in the past few months and learned a couple things. FIrst leason is patience. I always want to rush things, whehter it be a relationship, being sucessful or whatever the case may be, i want it and i want it now. But rushing things, i have missed some of life's joys that i will never get back and i end up ruining things in the process. Slowly, im learning to just let things happen and enjoy it as it comes. It may not be the pace i want but the world doesnt revolve around what i want. wish it did though... lol. I also learning how to be mindful how i treat others, the old golen rule. There are people that i have mistreated badly in my life and i never thought to think how i would feel and putting myself in their shoes. I have witness Karma itself come back and bite me in the ass for somethings that i have done in the past and its sucks to say the least... and i deserve it though so im dealing with it... I have a habit of falling for some

Doctor Who Series 4 Sontaran Unveiled
The BBC have officially released a promotional image of a Sontaran, the race of clone warriors from the classic series who are returning to the show in series four of the new series. The BBC News Online report, featuring the photo, also states that their return adventure will see new companion Donna Noble (Catherine Tate) meet Freema Agyeman's Martha Jones for the first time. Tate, Agyeman and David Tennant are all featured alongside the Sontaran in the promotional shot. The official website also has a report and images, one of which is included above. The image is BBC copyright, and used purely to promote the programme. UPDATE (NOV 4): The Press Association has named the Sontaran in the picture as Commander Skorr, played by Dan Starkey.

Life Is To Short
i keep waiting for the one person to come in my life , i've never been the kind of person that want's alot but love is something i've always looked for but never found it , i'm always sweet to everyone i meet and would do anything for my friends , but for once in my life i want the flowers and the guy to treat me like i mean something to him instead of sex and paying his bills , i know i'm not all that ,i don't even think i'm pretty , but everyone needs love and i think it's time that i get mine muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fed Up!
I am so fed up right now. I've been suffering from migraines for the last 7-8 years. I'd get lucky and maybe only get one 3 times a year. That's changed this year, apparently. About two weeks ago I went to the doctor because I was starting to have them more frequently. He put me on some medication to take twice daily, to help prevent them. I haven't skipped a pill yet. I had one last Saturday morning, last night, and I'm about to get another one right now as I type this. I can tell. Mine always start out the same way: I get an aura, which is something that blocks part of my vision. Right now it looks like the outline of a big colorful blob is blocking half of my vision right now. Once that goes way, the headache starts and then I'll get sick about 80% after that goes way. Mine rarely last that long, which is a plus I guess. But I'm really pissed off right now, that I'm on medication and it's not WORKING!

Daughter.
Everyone that knows me knows that my life is leaving me tomarrow. I just want to say that i hope that no one has to go through what i go through every other 3 months. Iam a single dad i love my daughter more than life itself it hurts to know that there is someone else thaking my spot as a dad while she is gone, iam a single guy i have a good career a good life but none of it would mean shit to me if she was not in my life. So this goes out to all of the dads that say they cant not enough time or cant afford it! Iam fuckin here to tell you i have been in all of those places but all that shit goes out the window when you see that child of yours look at you like you are the best in the world and that you can do no wrong in there eyes! Life is lost!

She Lost Somone Very Special..
...Sometimes real life hits hard, and this is definitley one of those times...Earlier this evening Chelle aka Amnesia, one of our Fubar bouncers, as well as someone that I love very much lost someone very close and special to her, her father. He passes on due to heart complications to arguably a better place, leaving behind Chelle, her mother, sister and brother. Please stop by her page & show her all of the love, support and compassion that you can possibly have during this very difficult time ...thank you. A m N e S i A@ fubar

So F'in Tired
Ok im finally gettint his off my chest to those this may apply to. I dont me to offend u or hurt u but i want to open ur eyes on the issue. Im not knockin any ladies for havin fun and flirtin, jus the ones who actually take it to another level and complain about gettin hurt. Ok ive been hearing alot lately how guys aint shit and how u need a good man or why do u always find jackasses, and i realized that the ones that this is applying to seem to be the main ones on here either doing one of the following 1. u flirt with every guy that says ur sexy etc 2. u show off ur body to watever guy u think is hot 3. u give out ur number and send nudes to random guys 4. u even go visit the guy or have him come over and u fuck him Now those r the main 4 that i kno some of u do, now if thats how u choose to live ur life, thats fine. But if u put urself out like that and then wonder why a guy doesnt want u for anything other than sex then its your fault u get hurt alot. NOT THE GUY. Gu

Beautiful And Written By The Bratprince
It's a late summer's night, during the full moon, atop a hill set in the woods. There is a warm breeze in the late summer air, and a comfortably sized bonfire blazes nearby. Many people are gathered, dressed informally, in a semi-circle on the hilltop. There are vampyres, therians, and mundanes alike in attendance. A symphonic rendition of KISS's "God Of Thunder" plays from a portable stereo system, as The BratPrince, clad in black leathers, regally ascends the hilltop. He addresses the crowd... } "Dearly befuddled, we are gathered here this eve to bear witness to the joining of myself to the Lady Jessie. There will be no celebrant for this ceremony, as none is needed. I've always had an authority problem anyway... And now, if the Bride is ready...?" *extends a hand outwards in the direction of the Bride, as the stereo now plays The Pretenders "I'll Stand By You" * {BratPrince takes Jess by the hand, leading her to stand beside him in front of the assembl

Michael
Michael has been entered in BBG's Fubars Biggest Best Giveaway. Please stop by and show him your love and support. He need 10,000 comments to get either a VIP. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop him some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Its Like Love
Your touch Your taste Your breath Your face Your hands Your head You're sweet Your love Your teeth Your tongue Your eye Your mind Your lips You're fine You're heaven on earth I've waited all my life for you My favorite kiss Your perfect skin Your perfect smile Waking up and you're next to me Wrap me up in your arms and back to sleep Lay my head on your chest and drift away The greatest thing I've never seen The color of your eyes You've taken me so far away One look and you stop time Dream of you and I almost have you The greatest thing I've never seen The color of your eyes You've taken me so far away One look and you stop Fell in love with you and Everything that you are Nothing I can do I'm really Crazy about you When you're next to me It's just like heaven on earth You're heaven You're heaven on earth Tell me that I'll always be the one that you want Don't know what I'd do if I ever lose you

If You Sent Me...
Hi All! With my schedule starting today...I will be out every night this week for at least a little...rehearsals, auditions, doctor's appointments, etc., I have probably missed comments I was to send back to you. Please know that I didn't ignore them, I just had other comments left that had them move off of my page. Sooooooooooooooooo, if you would like to send them again, I will make every effort to send them back to you!!! With friends like you, how could I not????? Thanks!

Do You Ever Feel Like....
ok i will warn you ahead of time that this is not going to be one of those warm, fuzzy and friendly type blogs...this is my bitch blog tonight and i am here to get this shit out of my head. it's been a long couple weeks for me..i have been very sick and ontop of the illness i have ended up with pluerisy and muscle strain from coughing..so today being about the 16th day of being in extreme pain i have reached my limit on my pain tolerance. my day started...well it didnt just start it has been ongoing because i can't sleep because of the pain. so let's just say i started by going to the doctor at 11:30am...i was out of pain pills the night before so by the time i got to the office i was hurting badly...after a two hour wait i got in to find out that i not only have pnuemonia, which was not told to me two weeks ago at quick care or even 5 days ago from the er, but i also have bruised my ribs on my left side and pulled muscles in my shoulder and left arm..so double whammy and back on meds

Isights
Only just learned that this computer I've had for awhile now comes with a microphone and camera. ... Ah :) May be able to create and upload a salute with fewer troubles than I thought (as in, I think I have a webcam I didn't know about)

Then You Die
I got a voice mail from my ex wife saying that my sister in law passed away Friday. Talk about being hit hard. She was the the baby of the family and may have lead the hardest life of her of her family. She was under 40. I remember all the hear ache she caused my in laws. I remember all the heart she she caused my ex. She walked her walk and got lost in the lime light of drugs. One of the last times I seen her she looked like a human raisin. All the life sucked out of her. Last I had heard she found the road to recovery and was on it. She didn't die from an over dose she died from the after effects from years of abuse. She leaves behind both parents, a brother, two sisters an ex husband, a daughter and grand child, numerous nieces and nephews. Years ago I was on the same path of destruction. For those who read my profile you know I have over 13 yrs of sobriety. I know at least one person is asking themselves what are you doing here. FUBAR home of the online happy hour. Well th

Uncle C
I posted this in the wrong place.... so here it is now.... The Reverend Clarence C. Searles, 75, of Wayne died peacefully on Monday, October 22, 2007 at Saint Josephâ€™s Medical Center, Paterson, from complications due to a stroke. The Rev. Mr. Searles was ordained to the Diaconate in 1972 and served the majority of his ministry at Christ Episcopal Church, Pompton Lakes, where he was in charge of outreach and pastoral care. He was also Deacon-in-Charge at the Church of the Good Shepherd in Ringwood, NJ during the late 1970â€™s. Before his retirement in 1997, he was employed for thirty-five years by the First Manhattan Company, New York. He was a member of the Data Management Division of Wall Street and served as president for a two-year term. Devoted husband to Maple (nee Medford) for fifty years, loving father of Robert, Linda, and Steven; cherished grandfather of Scott, Steven, Jason, Matthew, Katelyn, and Douglas, and beloved great-grandfather of Dominic, Elizabeth, and Caleb.

Hi Everyone
I wanted to let all my friends and my soon to be friends that I am real I just haven't had a chance to get my camera my husband just got back from Iraq and he had it so in just a couple days I should have my salute up. Thanks guys

Can You See Me?
Can you see my eyes are slanted Or do you look into my soul Can you see my ears are smaller Or do you hear my words “I Love You” Can you see my tongue is bigger Or do you say, “I Love you, too” Can you see my nose is flatter Or do you smell the flower I give you Can you see my teeth are a little crooked Or do you see my wide white smile Can you see my speech is different Or do you listen when I talk Can you see the line across my palm Or do you feel me when I touch Can you see I am a little shorter Or do you notice I stand so tall Can you see my muscles not so strong Or do you feel I hug so tight Can you see me as a different pal Or do you know I just want friends Can you see these as a part of me Or do you know I was meant to be Can you see that I am different Or do you see the inner me Can you hear the beating heart God gave It beats the same inside of me I can see the real YOU.. Can you see me? ..share love with everyone no matter who he/she is..see the lig

Thanks For The Help!
Just moments ago, I excitedly leveled up. This great sense of accomplishment is something that seems silly to me but I have been stuck at this level for about a month now. Finally I am a barfly, which I really dont know what the point of these are, but the fact that I finally did it is great. I was having such a hard time trying to figure out why I wasnt leveling up. Actually me and another close friend of mine were in the same shoes, and on the same level for that matter. Now thanks to the patience of one bouncer whos goes by the name of ~SURF~, I am leveled up. He explained to me what I needed to do, and yet I knew what I needed to do I still didnt get how to do it. LOL...I am such a nerd, cause I knew that it was so easy this whole time. But finally I was told in very great detail on how to do what I needed to do. I guess it true about what they say. Ask the right questions and you will get the right answers. So now Thanks again for the help ~SURF~ and the approval of the SALUTES, a

Sadness So Deep
Have you ever been so sad that it feels as though your soul is aching? That deep sadness that has no beginning and no end. You can’t figure out where the tears came from or when they are going to end. The sadness grips you and forces you to face a reality in yourself that you want to hide. You know once you see what is there that you can’t go back. You flee from yourself only to find a mirror at the end of your run. There is no escape from yourself, all you can do it look and cry again. The tears just flow and then they trickle, they never really stop. They can be masked by a smile at times but they are never gone. The pain can’t be hidden, can’t be halted, and can only be embraced. Yet, when you embrace it you are forced to accept things as they are and not how you want them to be. The life you live is not that which you chose for yourself and you can’t face what you have become. How do you change what you don’t want to accept? Is there some magical potion to be found

Pain
When I'm dealing with big emotional turmoil the first thing that pops into my head is to have lots and lots of sex so that the pleasure of my body will help me ignore the pain of my emotions. So who's up for some random meaningless sex? :|

Famous Manic Depressives
This is meant to be an illustrative rather than a comprehensive list. Many (if not most) of these writers, artists, and composers had other major problems as well, such as medical illnesses, alcoholism, drug addiction, or exceptionally difficult life circumstances. KEY: H = Asylum or psychiatric hospital S = Suicide SA = Suicide attempt WRITERS: Hans Christian Andersen Honore de Balzac James Barrie Arthur Benson (H) E.F. Benson James Boswell William Faulkner (H) F. Scott Fitzgerald (H) Lewis Grassic Gibbon (SA) Nikolai Gogl Maxim Gorky (SA) Kenneth Graham Graham Greene Ernest Hemingway (H, S) Hermann Hesse (H, SA) Henrik Ibsen William Inge (H, S) Henry James William James Charles Lamb (H) Malcolm Lowry (H, S) John Bunyan Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) Joseph Conrad (SA) Charles Dickens Isak Dinesen (SA) Ralph Waldo Emerson Herman Melville Eugene O'Neill (H, SA) Francis Parkman John Ruskin (H) Mary Shel

More Little Johnny
One day little johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

Read And Share This
Some Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled Several Robitussin and Children's Dimetapp Products Recalled Because of Dosage Cup; No Problem With Medications By Miranda Hitti WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Louise Chang, MDOct. 30, 2007 -- Wyeth Consumer Healthcare issued a voluntary recall today of several of its Robitussin products and Children's Dimetapp Cough & Cold Congestion product. The recall only involves the following products for all U.S. retailers: Robitussin Cough DM Robitussin Cough & Cold CF Robitussin Cough & Congestion Robitussin Chest Congestion Robitussin Head & Chest Congestion PE Robitussin Cough Sugar Free DM Children’s Dimetapp Cold & Chest Congestion In a news release, Wyeth says the recall has nothing to do with the medications themselves. Instead, it's about the dosage cup that comes with the products. Wyeth will remove dosage cups that don't have a half-teaspoon mark, which is the recommended dose for children aged 2-6, and replace those products

Magic Words
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, a man in a Marine uniform is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the courtly, soft-spoken Marine leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the Marine slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, sir," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?" The Marine smiles serenely and gently confides,

I'm Going To Die Tonight.
You're all going to die. I came home last night and someone forwarded me this email: ---------- Forwarded message ---------- WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BADWILL HAPPEN ..... MY NAME IS TEDDY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIRAND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15PPL IN THE NEXT 5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22. SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU. DONT BREAK IT. (copy n paste ####. This is fucking serious. In the midst of panic, I phoned the police and gave them a description of the boy. They had a sketch artist do up a picture of him. Then a thought occurred to me - for every person this mail is sent to, they have to send it to 15 more. Imagine this scenario: Let's say the letter is sent once per day, this is how many people will die: Day 1: 15 Day 2: 225 Day 3: 3,

I Wonder...
There are these idiots on the fourth floor of this building who seem to be directly located under my desk. They keep yelling stupid things and making lame noises not knowing I can hear them. I'm thinking of doing one of two things: 1. Either ramming my foot thru the floor, peeking in the hole, and telling them to shut the hell up. or 2. Going down and joining the damn party.

Results
I mentioned earlier that is has been a very humbling experience waiting to hear ones demise.... So nothing like waiting till the 11th hour to hear an being called to her office at the end of her day... My nerves were like an exastic band just about to snap, My sister an Mum came with me for support and then we proceeded into a strerril office to wait somemore. Finally after 10 mins which seems like 2 hours and very sweaty palms She arrives and asked me how I'm doing...Well Doc got a spare few hours...but instead a limp handshake is produced.. I am told that there a few very small spots on my liver and this pushes my diagnosed up to a stage 4 and is considered matastic....meaning the primary cancer has spread.... I will still have chemo on a lesser aggressive regiment to prolong quality of life. Which statisticaly is 1 - 2 years I'm going to keep my faith in God ...who i know can creat miricals amd Ill fitht with a possitive attiude

Come Check Out Club G Spot
ON AIR NOW : Dj FÂtÃ? ådÐ?C‡iØn... Manager @ Club G Spot....*SS&# & Yes Were Were BACK!!! Get Your ASS OVER to The Sexiest F0kin' Lounge on Fubar The All NEW clik the pik for instant access> IS Back !!! & Sexier Then EVER New Lounge Code... Same Sexy Look Cum Get Your Groove on Be part of the Sexiest Lounge on Fubar !!!

Fake People
From looking around and reading shit all over the place, not just here- I thought of a rant, and wanted to spew it. No need to comment or even read it for that matter, it's for me alone really- and the guys out there, you know who you are. So if you just want to fuck, why don't you come out and say it, right up front, right away. Don't pretend to be someone you're not, going after something you don't really want to go after, just to get a woman to fuck you. I am sure there are a few million women out there who'd fuck you for the hell of it and go on there merry way afterward. It's easier to weed out the ones that want more than sex that way, and you won't have to put so much effort into it. Or you could get a life, ya piece of scum

Think What You Want...
you know something i hate??? people who judge you.... think they know all about you... about who you are... what you've been through... your thoughts... your values... your morals... you in general. well i have news for all of my haters.... think what you want of me... i KNOW myself.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! i am TIRED of constantly fighting to prove myself to people that are nice to my face and then stab me in the back! its flat out hypocritical... i know what has and has not happened in my life.... i know what i've done right and what i've done wrong... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY THAT I'M A LIAR? A THIEF? A WHORE? FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR HATER SHIT.... I KNOW WHO I AM.... I AM PROUD OF WHO I AM.... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN WALK THE FUCK AWAY. i've been through more shit in my 23 years than most of you could EVER fathom... yet i give EVERYONE the benefit of the doubt... don't i deserve the same? evidently not cuz i never get it... everyone assumes

Chugga Toot-toot, Tuesday
Happy Tuesday Blog Readers! Another train going down the tracks ... another derailment ... I had a computer melt down early in the AM So forgive the late departure =/ I originally was going to make one last night, send it ... Then get some sleep & make it a: And do TWO trains (8 ppl. featured) But with said melt down ... *nods slow* ... its was derailed Just some background on my train passengers: '-talldirtyblonde' Is a fellow Ohio folk and just as sweet as can be, you'll find some awesome fantasy pics in her albums! Speaking of fantasies (lol) '*~La*La~*' Another Midwestern chica, One of my "legendary" friends (I believe #4 on fubar legends) But she's as down to earth as they get. ~Jo~® I just recently met via the resident comment whore "cubby" and I come to *heart* her as one of the good ones! Speaking of good ones & fantasties... (wow, it IS a pretty train today isnt it?) 'Redhotlustlife' I've had her on my list f

Random Thought
No matter what people say.. call me a whore.. i am far from it.. i have never once cheated on my husband ever.. and it will be like that.. i may say i luv ya but i luv all my friends thats just me.. my best friend i have met here i love to death he been there for me.. he would do anything for me and as i would for him.. doesnt give someone a reason to call me a slut.. i flirt but does it go beyond that nope.. I love my hubby.. nough said

A True Boyfriend
A TRUE BOYFRIEND! When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] * TIL SHE STOPS * THEN ASK HER WHATS WRONG* When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is ok

Thank You
i would like to say thank you and i appreciate all of the help i was giving today to level up!!! i would like to give a special thanks to the coach, beyond the grave, starr ,momma roxx and of course my sister. u helped so much today and i really do appreciate all of the work!!! love ya all and thank you!!!!

Please For Mom Helen Keep Her In Prayer
MOM HELEN AS YOU KNOW HAD TO HAVE PART OF HER LUNG REMOVED AS A RESULT THEY DIDN'T GET IT ALL AND NOW SHE'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH CHEMO PLEASE FOR KAGE & ME KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYERS TY YOU ALL SO MUCH KAGE AND CHERIE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Tuesday
I am home for dinner for a little while before heading out for another night time meeting....and then another meeting tomorrow night too. I had another meeting at the corporate office which meant I had a 150 mile round trip drive... that wasted 3 hours of my day just in the drive. All for a 1 hour meeting. Trying to get all these projects and fund raising activities accomplished it takes a huge part of my day (and night). By the time I get home at night all I want to do is go to bed. Working this weekend too. But, I do have all of next weekend off ... YAY!!!!

I'm This Kind Of Friend.....wubs All My Friends!!!
The Best Friend You certainly have a long list of friends. Many a times you do not know how to juggle time to keep them all happy. Your childhood friendships will certainly grow and get enriched even when you become an adult.How Good a Friend are you? created by Myspace Quizzes & Surveys - Quizzes, Surveys, Tests, Trivias

I Feel Loved
This is a survey my girlfriend filled out about me... *BASICS* What's his name? Wesley How old is he? 21 How tall is he? like 6'3" Hair colour? black Eye colour? Brown Does he wear glasses? He has them, but he doesn't wear em. Does he have tattoos or piercings? tattoos When's his birthday? December 27th Where's he from? California *IN THE BEGINNING* How long have you known each other? I've known him for a year and a half but ive been friends with him for about a year Where did you meet? School When did you start going out? October 3rd Where was your first date? I guess Peking When/where was your first kiss? middle of september at his apartment Who made the first move? hmm...i think the kiss was mutual but i did make the first move in class lol Was he romantic? haha What's your favourite early memory of when you started to date? we never fought What things did you have in common that you were excited to find out about?

Jason's Poem
you had me at my weakest moment you made me feel strong enough to fight you are the epitome of love that i hold for you you made me feel beautiful even when i was feeling evil you showed me the light even though it was pitch black out it was hard to let you in i didn't do it on purpose you broke down my guard without saying a word i turn to your arms hoping they will engulf me knowing we will both drown if they don't i love you sunset and sunrises i love you blue skies and starry nights i will love you to my death or your resurrection i hold you in my heart every minute of every day you never leave my thoughts i worry if i dont know you are ok i love you jason more than you will ever know or understand

What's My Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hmm...lol I guess so, never had any complaints haha

My Kissing Technique Is...........
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

My Thanks To My Fire And Ice Family
Thankyou for helping me level up. It was a nice suprise to wake up and log on and find that you wonderfull people had rated my pics and stash. My thanks also to Sunsetbeauty for allowing me to join a group of wonderfull people and I look forward to the friendships to be made with these people.

My Childs Eyes
My Childs Eyes Early in the morning The sun rises above the trees The leaves fluttering down And dancing in the breeze. The little squirrels scutter about Hunting for nuts to store Birds securing their nests Fall begins once more. Orange pumpkins grace the porch Indian corn hangs from the door Gourds and squashes line the steps Oh this season I do adore! The leaves blanket the ground And keep the grass roots nice and warm Bulbs are planted for the spring And to my home they’ll add their charm. Yes, this time of year is splendid Candy corn and pumpkin pies Autumn décor goes up And delight fills my child’s eyes! Copyright 2006 Shari Dallas Arboretum, Fall 07

Consistency Is Key
I am home alone tonight with my 2 sons. I told them to be home at a certain time and neither one of them made it home on time! What to do, what to do? It gets dark early now because of the time change Sunday. We have had trouble with Christopher not getting assignments done for school and Anthony...we don't even want to go there! Peter and I are trying to come up with a solution to this problem we seem to be having with them. We have decided they need structure. Sounds like something we should have figured out a long time ago but hey, it takes other's longer to figure out life! The kids need structure and consistency! Consistency is the hardest thing to follow through with. You think it would be easy but it is so hard. Life gets in the way. I think we need to write on a board everyday: School, play, homework, chore. Maybe even have them sign it! So tonight is the first night of this and guess what? Peter is going to a basketball game with a coworker! So out the wi

To Love A Marine
A Poem for My Marine By: Amanda D. No better friend, no better love A bad boy yet a good man Strong inside and out With a gentle heart and hand Too easy it is to fall for him And see your future in his eyes Not worrying then of times to come Not thinking of goodbyes So there you stand with dogtags on Worn close around your neck Waving goodbye to him and praying For the day that bus comes back Then its lonely nights in bed Waiting for the phone to ring Dreaming of the times you've had Remembering everything You wait for letters sent by him And cherish every word he writes Reading them each over again To help get through the lonesome nights You wake up to midnight phone calls To hear how he has been And say "I love you" enough times to last Until you talk to him again You do your best to tough it out Without a shoulder on which to lean Smiling while thinking of how it feels To fall in love with your Marine!

Birthday
Happy 232nd Birthday To The Corps B. Howard The birthday ball is coming soon. Devil Dogs will smile and dance under the moon. As they sway gently holding loved ones in their arms, Their thoughts steal away to their brothers who face harm. Just for a moment, they want to be over there, Just to make sure the perimeter is clear. The love and regard these men have for each other Is a bond common to all Marine Corps brothers. The night is so peaceful -a celebration of pride, Still, these warriors remember the ones who have died. In the midst of this beautiful evening scene, One table is set which will seat no Marine. As the oldest and youngest step up to speak, A prayer for the lost ones –a tear on my cheek. We will never forget them or let their valor be lost. We will always remember freedom carries a cost. As we drive safely home, go to sleep and dream dreams, Let us all remember to thank our Marines! Happy Birthday and may God bless the United Stat

Wanna Know What Ii Really Need In A Lover?
WanNa knOw whaT ii reaLLy NEED in a LOVER? Someone to take care of me. Someone who ii feel safe with while im in their arms. My security. My comfort. Someone to watch out for me and my best interest. Someone to encourage me to succeed in life. Be my supporter. My #1 Fan. I need a guy who tells me the complete and brutal truth. I long for honesty. No bullshit, just the truth. T-R-U-S-T. A guy who can come out WITH me, let me have my fun while he has his, and know im going home with him. No worries, just me & him. Together. Someone fun. A guy who loves to LAUGH with me and AT me. Someone to be myself with. A guy who loves me for me. Not just what you see in pictures... A guy who loves me without all the makeup, clothes, & glam. Just siimple ole' me. A guy who can appreciate my strength. Someone who U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D-S. A guy who will listen to me.. even when im venting about something that doesnt matter in the whole scheme of things. Just listen. A guy who stands up for himsel

Last Of The Wild Ones
The white wolf watches in his the cold mountain side Disguised by the snow all you see are his eyes Wise and aware that this land is his home Hunting the woodlands he prowls fearless alone He’s the Alpha and he’s huge with a torso like steel Brothers know him as their leader before him they kneel Some say he’s vicious and kills because of his hate But his cubs lick his face and he is loved by his mate He brays at the moon in the deep northern woods cold The home of his ancestors from days that oh so old The natives respected his prowess and brave heart Live and let live was the way they would part Freedom is scarce now he stands on the hill so alone He’s gaunt and he’s hungry no muscle left on the bone Age and the white hunters have taken their toll A shot shatters the air and he falls in his death roll Cubs start to whimper, his mate shields them like an old mother hen Soon the tracks will lead the hunter’s death b

Thank You
WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR LETTING ME HAVE A GREAT HAPPY HOUR ,,,356 PPL LEVELED IN THAT HOUR I ALSO WANT TO SAY IF I DID NOT GET TO YOU WITH A RATE COMMENT AND FAN PLEASE LET ME KNOW I RECIVED A LOT OF REQESTS AND HAD TO OK EVERYONE ALL AT ONE TIME SO PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT HERE AND I WILL DROP BY THANK YOU ALL AGAIN I HAD A BLAST :) HUGS AND KISSES SWEET~THING

New Family Possibly
ok peoples, I have come up with an idea for a new family. I want to create a leveling squad. As of right now I have a few ideas for it but it's still open for many suggestions, even a name for it, but I'm putting the basics down to see if there is any interest. First, the way we will pick who the family will bomb is simple. The lowest level person in the family, that way all of us can reach high levels quicker. If there happens to be a tie on the lowest level, it will then be chosen by the person who has been a member the longest. If by some quirk of fate there is still a tie it will be done by Fubar user ID. As for who is allowed in, right now it will be anybody I know. Then I'm hoping for a snowball effect getting my friend's friends in, and so forth and so on. Now for the rules, first and most importantly. There is a time obligation in this family, so it's not for everybody. Whenever a person is named for leveling we would like you to rate as much of their stuff as

Other Thoughts
Other things that have been on my mind are not nearly as important as school, but might be part of the reason that I'm just not being myself. I've been feeling sort of lonely lately, and it's really bugging me. I don't know why either, because I seem to always be surrounded by friends. Sure it's not all the time, but the majority of it. I'm not sure but it's just annoying to feel lonely when at the same time I'm thinking that there's no reason that I should be feeling this way. It might just be me getting homesick again. I did last year, and this is only my second year away form home. Lately I've really been missing my nieces so that could be a big part of it. I think that putting my feelings into words like this sort of helps me work my problems out, because I get to see them in black and white. The songs that I listen to probably don't help either. I'm always listening to country and sappy love songs. Usually these are some depressing tunes, or just make you want wha

Hillary Clinton....what A Sweet, Wonderful Person She Really Is!
"Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.” (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary Clinton to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991) "You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" (From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary Clinton yelling at a Democrat lawyer.) "It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular." (Hillary Clinton telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.) "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter." (TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary Clinton at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of pea

Another Bad Day...
After all the bullshit that happened I had a terrible day yesterday! My step-dad had a heart attack and is in a coma (he just got home from Iraq not too long ago and he's only 49) and when I got home from sitting in the waiting room at the Cardiac Care Unit all day my dog got hit by a car and I had to take him to the doggy hospital. The bastard who hit him didn't even slow down! He's coming home this morning but will be in a lot of pain for weeks to come. After I pick up my dog I have to go back to the CCU and see if my step-dad is going to wake up today. I hope so!!!

Smiling
Remember that saying, "It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown."? Well, since that is true, would it be safe to say that it takes less thinking to smile and to frown? Sort of this theory.....to be mad or frown, do younot have to something that caused you to feel that way.therefore it goes to say you must be thinking about it. Now with smiling,....you do not even have to really think about a smile ...haven't you ever sat, and all of a sudden noticed that you are smiling, even though nobody is around you at the time? Did not take any thought at all, or if it did, it did not take half as much energy and thinking of the frown someone else had caused. And to think.you are the one resonsible for that GREAT SMILE on your face. So, when think of conserving energy.what are ya gonna do....BUT SMILE

Religion And The Scapegoat Known As Women
Christianity, Islam, Hinduism ect ect. With the exception of Buddism all of these major religions are Patriarchal. Women are the scapegoats or the subservient ones in many myths and legends and religious writings. Constantly having to deal with the you must be a slave of the household bullshit or be paraded around like cattle in order to be married at an early age to some sick pedophile claiming its "Gods Will". (Yeah that marry my daughter site isnt a joke but even if it is this shit still goes on). Women were supposedly quoted by Jesus as lower than men and made to serve them. (If you do not believe me read below) The old Testament they were also made as scapegoats and mere slaves stricter laws were placed upon them by "God". (this comes from my 3 years of research on the bible reading it front to back I still have yet to read the Qur'an but Bina is enlightening me on that.) Examples of women being used as scapegoats in myths and religious texts are Adam and Eve (supposedly Eve

I Have A Gut Feeling.....
I don't know what it is about today, but i just got this crazy feeling/notion. I feel that it's just going to be a really messed up day. Do you ever find yourself having a day where you wake up, and immediately say "i don't like this day already". Well that's the kind of day it feels like to me. Let's hope i'm wrong on this matter...for my sake at least. I mean get this: My allergies are sucking really bad, We are short handed at work today/extra work for me, i woke up to a flat tire on my car, but not so flat i couldn't limp up to a gas station and fill em UP. It's official i think i'm just going to name this day my "Murphy's Law Day". Ok, i think i've rambled on enough already about pretty much nothing lmfao. I got to get my ass to work anyway. Wish me luck, in just surviving this damn messed up day......and the bad part is it's just beginning!!!! Rock on Party People, Pure E

Solutions
I figured out a solution to the drug problem in America - give all the drugs to me. Instead of the tragic horror being widely dispersed among millions of people, consolidate the problem down to one person. I spilled yogurt on my pillow and now it's all crusty. I didn't know what to do. Girls would come over and think the wrong thing. This is how I solved it. I posted a sign that tells the girls it's old crusty yogurt not old crusty cum. A guy has to be able to drain his manhood tanks without fear. Ya know? Speaking of which, I just woke up from an amazing sleep. It was the kind of sweaty sticky sleep you jerk off and pass out. Then I woke up and there was a tube sock crusted to my stomach. People think a band aid hurts to pull off. See, when I perform prostate maintainance, I only use the highest quality 100% composite woven Hanes® tube sock. Speaking of tubes, in the news, a girl named Terri has brain damage and needs a "feeding tube" or she will die. I believe I will take

Totally Excited!
Wow!! i'm almost at a major mark on mfi! i'm a few bucks from my 1st 1000 earned! I had some awesome pics taken just for mfi that arent posted anywhere i only posted one from the shoot its my default pic. hoping i just may be able to get my new boobs for my bday

I Am So Dumb Sometimes....
HHEEYY lol soo i guess its a week ago that i wrote the last time .. i thought its time for an update :) Work is going better n better.. i get more things to do and i have more to say and i can decide.... i fix the broken computers and yeah... usually my work would go till december but my boss told me today that he wants me for longer cuz i am such a clever girl... i got alot of compliments today so i feel way too proud for my lil head lol actually i did something totally not typical for me a few days ago loool and i am still tryin to figure out why i did those things.... sometimes i have those moments when my brain just shows blank and i do whatever i want haha without thinking i am not really sure if it was good or bad for me i am kinda suprised that i take it so easy... cuz usually i am al emotional about everything .. well we will see... and ill be cool about it... i hope :P we r still workin on the house every weekend... its getting pretty cool.. i got a new f

"poetry"
"The Promise" I want to take you to places you've never been Show you what it's like to ride the color of the wind Wrap you in a world of love that only my heart can bring Surround you with security that will make your heart sing I want to do things with you that you have never done Walk with you down paths that neither of us has won Make your whole body tingle with just one glance I will do things to you never read in any romance I want to wrap my fingers all through your hair I'll show how much love two hearts can share So, this is "The Promise" From me to you I will always love and care for only you. "Tears Are Unspoken Words" Behind every tear there is a story Some are happy Some are sad Some are funny And some are glad. . . Some are healthy Some are sick Some are in pain And some are in vain. . . Some are surprise Some are excited Some are invited And some are delighted. . . Some are of birth Some are of death Some of them put our love to the te

People Need To Grow Up And Get A Life
Just a quickie. I know i don't get on here very often but seems like nothing ever changes. There are still some people on here that are here just to bitch at people. I just had a friend request and accepted it here is the convo that followed read from bottom up; mrundersto...: how stupid are you leaving the same comment? ->mrundersto...: Sorry...hun is just a habit will call you mitch no offense intended mrundersto...: Im Mitch not hun Talk to me before you start calling me hun ->mrundersto...: ok sorry about that hun mrundersto...: I deleted your comment because of the flashing Im seizure-prone and flashing hurts my eyes and head ->mrundersto...: will do i am working at mo but will get to it hun mrundersto...: read my log about comments mrundersto...: thanks tigsy I did not repost the comment on his page again just be careful of this A hole he then re rated me to a 1 lol. I dont think he quite understands that its not whther you get a 1 or a 10 it's the amount of rates l

Gamer And Proud Of It!
Hey Everyone As some of you know I started a folder called Gamers and Proud. I made this folder for all gamers to show their love for the game! So I was thinking that alot overrate gamers too much. Thinking we have no life, we're immature. Games are childish. You get the picture This is just my way of showing my love and that no one is gonna bring me down for something I love to do! Gaming is one part of my life and its something I will never give up. Gaming to me is just like reading a book, or watching a movie. Gaming ur holding a controller and playing out a story where as a movie or reading your just watching or reading a story being played out. As dumb as that may sound its the truth. In the world today gaming has progressed soo much! I can still remember the 1st days of playing zelda, and mario and donkey kong on my 1st nes. And now look at the gaming world now.. wow! Online play is the best, I can't get enough of it! Get to play with my best bud

Men And Their Projects!
Men! Do you all like to have 2-3 projects going on at the same time? Mine does! We are in the middle of redoing our bedroom. We could have just painted the walls, pretty simple but....Peter doesn't like the flat walls so he wants to texture them. Big project that takes time and is quite messy! So now....my husband decides to start having the front of the house painted. He sent over 2 workers today to have them p[rep the house for painting. Does he have all the right tools for this for these 2 guys? No! They are asking me where this is and that is. I have no idea. Peter isn't answering his cell phone. Argh! On one hand it is nice to be able to have this done for us instead of us having to do it but it would be nicer if Peter had all the right tools for these 2 guys! I haven't even picked out the colors I want! I have to make that decision today! Now, that isn't rushing me is it? LMAO!!! We also need to do the front bathroom again. Maybe I should start that

Divorce Vs. Murder
Divorce vs. Murder A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restauant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

To Be My Master's Slave
I can't be a slave; a very small voice whispered in the dark But you already are; the voice answered itself in the recesses of her mind. To be my Master's slave means I have given Him all of me. It means I have given Him my heart and I get to watch Him care for it with the utmost care. It means I have given Him my mind and I get to watch it become more nimble under His tutelage. It means I have given Him my soul and I get to watch it dance free within the circle of His arms. It means I have given Him my body and I get to feel it respond to His expert touch. To be my Master's slave means I deny Him nothing. If He asks for something, I get it. If He demands something, I get it twice as fast. If He wishes for something, I get it four times as fast. Am I His servant? Well, I serve His every desire, so yes. Am I His submissive? Well I submit to His every whim, so yes. Am I His slave? Well, I am His to do with as He wishes, so yes. To be my Master's slave means I get

The Need
A kiss cannot qualify, cannot satisfy Not for that which I crave A touch, too little, too brittle Not enough for all that I desire I want caresses, obsesses Your skin on my skin Your mouth on my mouth Your voice moaning my name Bite, pull, scratch, suck Beg me for more, I need it too Beg me for me, I need you Let the night and the sheets and the closed doors Cloak our passion from prying eyes I yearn to be the lover that you yield to The extravagance you live for Let your infatuation control you As only I can.

Conclusion
Well I've finally come to the conclusion that long distance relationships DO NOT work...Sure it was still fun getting to know this person, the hours spent at the start chatting camming etc no grudges there but i think for it to keep working communication from both parties is the key lol.. How quick and easy is it to IM the other just to say hello, sorry im a little busy right now? I tried and it took 20 secs...and still no reply... Well at least i tried and thats all i can do.. You know who you are so thanks for the time we had and good luck in the future..xx

This Too Shall Pass.....
The vog has been horrible here *hopes for tradewinds* so I'm stuffy, my eyes hurt and I woke up with a slamming headache. (it's gone now, thankfully) Random people on this site are on my nerves, I should take my own advice and just ignore them..okay, done. I'm so stressed (scared and excited at the same time) out about moving and all I have to do before I do. I have too much stuff and plan on having a huge yard sale every weekend for a month. (oh how I dread that) The house I live in is for sale so I get to have people marching through here at all times, I'm screwed if it sells and they boot me before I'm ready. (there are 2 houses on this property so I probably shouldn't stress as much about this) My ex and friend Mark has been stopping by to profess his love for me while trying to get in my pants (get over it, it's not going to happen). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *sigh* Okay, there are good things: 1. My kids are are healthy and the drama

Zombie Eh Eh Eh Eh Oh Oh Oh Oh
KÜℜ† *TCR Promo/DJ*member of l.o.l levelers*@ fubar Here is one Zombie see more on my page If you would like to join my zombie army let me know. It is a cool new hobby of mine that I am trying to get at least a thousand people for. So if your one of my Zombies please repost this to. For new zombies go here http://fubar.com/sybol (repost of original by '¤‡Da®k Kittÿ‡¤ ~~Fo®eve® In Da®kness~~' on '2007-11-07 14:26:28')

Contest
I have entered a new contest for the best smile, will all my friends and fans please help me out, give me lots of love and i will return the favor.. thanks onetnsweetheart just click on my pic, rate me and leave lots of comments...hugs to you all

What Should I Take??
Here is the thing...a good friend of mine was said to have stage 4 cancer...I go and visit her every week....today when I went i took her a mini survival kit to get her to smile...but not sure what to take her next week...If anyone one has any ideas of what I could take her next week I would love to hear it...Thanx

How Safe Are We Really In Cyberspace?
What kind of life do you lead in cyberspace? Do you come here to be someone other than yourself? Are you here looking for an escape from your ordinary life, whether it is boring, sad, tumultuous? Whatever the answers here are, there is one thing I want you to consider: How safe are we really in cyberspace? If anybody knows anything about American history, then you know about what privacy was like in the 1920's in this country. For the benefit of those who don’t, I will simplify it - there wasn’t much! There was always someone beating down a closed door or people finding out about other people’s business. I realize it is now almost 90 years later, but if you’ve ever heard about how history can repeat itself, let me tell you that in a way, it may very well be here in cyberspace. Take a site like this one, for example! Comments are visible to everyone. You cannot stop people from posting what they do post (even though you can delete them after they have been posted). Other

Just A Chance
When I look at you, Thoughts keep running through my head, How am I so lucky to be talking to you? Someone like me doesn’t deserve this kind of luck You are too kind and beautiful foe me to explain, And I consider it a blessing to be around you, To see you laugh and smile is a gift, A gift that I am thankful to see, and because of this, I want to be, The shoulder you look for when you need to cry, The ear you seek for when you need someone to listen, The person you search for when looking for passion, The body you crave when seeking for lust, The warmth you desire when looking to be held, The cause of your laugh when you are looking for a joke, And the reason that makes you smile, I want to be all these and more for you, Just give me the chance to.

True Love
The way I creep down To your room at night Fall asleep in your arms We're out of sight When we make love It's oh so sweet But when you say how great i am You knock me off my feet I promise you You're the love of my life And I still dream Of you as my only true love I wish I could show you Just how much You make my heart glow With a single touch I love you baby, I swear that it's true And from the moment we met, I have always loved you

For My Online Family !!
THERE ARE SOME OF YOU HERE THAT I KNOW BETTER THAN OTHERS, AND HAVE CLOSER REALTIONSHIPS WITH YOU. WELL FIRST LET ME SAY THAT I WILL BE STAYING HERE IN ONTARIO WITH MY CHILDREN, SO TO THE FRIENDS THAT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. AS I SAT LOGGED IN TODAY ON MY LAPTOP, AS I WAITED FOR HOW THE OUTCOME WAS GOING TO BE I REMBERED ALL OF YOU THAT PRAYED, OPENED YOUR DOORS TO US. FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS, WE CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THE LOVE YOU HAVE GIVEN US. I LOVE MY ONLINE FRIENDS THEY ARE AWESOME :) (((((HUGS))))) WHITE DOVE

What Does Your Name Reveal
R: Has one of the best personalities ever A: Easy to fall in love with M: Has gorgeous eyes O: Has a nice ass N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! A: Easy to fall in love with R: Has one of the best personalities ever O: Has a nice ass O: Has a nice ass K: Crazy A: Easy to fall in love with R: Has one of the best personalities ever D: Is very sexual DO YOURS: A: Easy to fall in love with B: Amazing kisser C: Good kisser D: Is very sexual E: can kick your ass F: Loves people G: Loves to laugh and smile H: Frickin hott I: Loves to laugh and smile J: Is really sweet K: Crazy L: very good kisser M: Has gorgeous eyes N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! O: Has a nice ass P: popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R: Has one of the best personalities ever S: Makes people laugh T: Makes dating fun. U: Has a Smile to die for V : Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: Loved b

Jokes
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this............ A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have,"

Real Love
we are together now for 4 months today... and its strange but never before i felt such an constant happyness.... and never before i felt so bad when she was not even one second arround. i dont understand it... but... i know that i love alyssa the most and that it's a love that will last forever. so my sweet sweet wife.. i love you to no end forever and ever and for all eternaty

Squirting~nsfw~
The 8th wonder- forceful female ejaculation how to attain it A.K.A.squirters! Think about this. Man says old faithful a natural geyser (a hole in the ground that squirts) is the 7th wonder of the world. Now that may be true but if it is then the 8th is woman that squirts!Female ejaculation-We're talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her vagina as she cums. There are many a brotha that have never witnessed this phenomenon. bit to those of us that have! Whew! we were for ever enlightened on the beauty of this thing. It's not uncommon for a woman that squirts to be married and or have several children. A squirting vagina is Highly addictive. Most squirters are natural. but the ability and skill can be developed. all right i know what you're thinking that with vaginal flexation excersices I can do this?! It's going to take a little more understanding of your body-what's happening and why. Let me drop a lil knowledge here about female ejaculation. Actually, to be more accurate

Contests~contests!pssh!
someone should host a contest featuring ink n piercings sfw of course!lol but someone should.. if i had the gears for it..id do it..but it dont seem to hav been done yet.. hmm just a thought! n a damn good one i kno

I Blame The French Fries
I'm multitasking this evening. Talking on here and 2 other sites, checking my hotmail, uninstalling my digital camera software only to reinstall it, downloading updates for my photoshop cs3, preparing dinner and painting my nails. So, Im getting ready to cook dinner, this amazingly succulent steak if you must ask, and everytime I have steak, only one thing can accompany it to make it perfect. Rich, smooth, fluffy smashed taters. So, I plug in my George Forman, pull out the steak from the fridge, set the table, pull out the butter and milk for the smashed potatoes then head to the pantry to retrieve the taters. No potatoes. Fuck Gotta make a trip to the store. But I don't wanna! I had already settled in for the night, and was in the process of making dinner. I called Justin, he suggests maybe pulling those fake potatoes from freezer dinners. But I dont have any freezer dinners! I despise those things. He suggested "French Fries? They're still pota

My True Love
Well we made 4 months and I love you more than ever. You have made me the happiest woman in the world. I am so lucky to have someone as wonderful as you are. Craven you make my heart melt at every word and when I look in your eyes I can see our future. We will be together forever this I know. I love you and will always love you for all eternity. We were made for each other.. if this is not true love... then It does not exist.

Today's Horoscope
Let's check my horoscope for today, shall we? Pisces - The key word for you to think about today is "acceptance". Don't bitch about what you can't change, I mean, why waste an entire day saying "OMFG what next?" Just ride it out. A friend needs help but don't concern yourself because...come on, why would he go to you, right? Your appreciation for fine food leads you to opportunity. Just remember - they stop serving breakfast at 10:30, and job apps are online anyway.

Starting Over
well peoples todays the day i head back to arizona and start my life over..ive spent the last month puttig my past behind me and bonding with my grand children and im ready .... i will be back as soon as possible so if you dont get the usually morning comments,picture rates and the ususal love for a couple of days please dont worry im thinking about all of you..and will catch up as soon as i get into a new routine so dont miss me k ill be fine with my good friends here and one other special person im good to go...thanks everyone for being you!!!!

Friends For Fupoints
I find it very interesting that so many people are so quick to make friend requests and once you approve, you never hear from them again. Now I'm not an overly needy person who has to spend all of his time on the computer focused entirely on Myspace, Fubar and Yahoo Messenger for a social outlet. I am like most normal people who may keep Fubar running in the background while doing something else constructive (in my case I work at my office). I wouldn't expect that every person I meet on these social sites to send me some form of greeting or comment every day just as I could never hope to do that myself. It would be nice however when I send a hello to someone on my "Friends" list that they would at least have the decency to reply sometime within the next 7 or so times that they log on. It's not like you don't know someone is saying hello. If it was points that you wanted, then have the decency to just put it on your site that you are only looking for Fans, Adds and Comments for points.

Tattoos
ok i have tattoos and i think i am not that bad looking of a guy why is it when i go out and try to meet woman when they see my tattoos they like run and hide from me is it my tattoos or am i ugly i just dont understand what is wrong i am a nice guy im a family guy can anyone give me some opinions on the subject please

Already Thursday???
Happy Thursday My Friends, I've not had much play on the contest so I thought I'd post the details here & on a bulletin. A legit chance at 500,000! No strings guess whats in the three boxes, you get a chance at 500,000 fuBUCKS! Fubar Sunday News Wants to gave away 500,000 fu (No strings really simply play to win) Click here to PLAY the game! Rules: There's Three (Fubar gifts) boxs: (it's the photo of gifts, located in my default photo album) Each gift has a fubar gift inside ... 1 'Big Pimp'n' 1 'Party Time' 1 'not telling you everything - fu!' You get only 5 guesses (one guess per comment) You must at least make 5 guesses (to be able to win) Guess any of the Gifts correctly and win THAT Gift! Guess ALL THREE gifts correctly, You are entered into the $500,000 'fu-Bucks' Drawing Guess TWO correctly and receive a chance at a 'TICKER' Again, you are allow only FIVE guesses and that's the minimum too! After someone

Should Teachers Be Packing?
I'm not talking about packing their bags. I'm talking about packing heat, holstering a piece, carrying a gun. I believe I have a good reason to ask this kind of question. A few years ago I would have said that you would be nuts to even consider such a thing. I mean who would want educators acting like Billy the Kid in a classroom? At the time it seemed dangerous, stupid, and detracting from the whole point of education. Fast forward a few years. Since I was first in a lecture that posed that question, I have seen school shootings like Pearl Mississippi, Columbine, and Virgina Tech. Of course there have been several more but listing them all would be pointless; you get the point. Not only are kids settling scores OK Corral style. They are settling scores like this in schools and with people who have nothing to do with anything. Innocent bystanders are being shot while completely defenseless. Would a teacher with a gun be a preventative measure? I doubt it. I don'

Trading Cards For Couples
Hi all, I've been making trading cards for couples and would be happy to make one for anyone who would like one. If you would like one just send me an email with your screen name,, real name and i'll be glad to make it. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte

Wtf
I JUST HAD 4 FUCKING PICS FLAGGED NSFW IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PICS STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE SEEING ASS THEN DON'T COME TO MY PAGE. THE NAME SAYS IT ALL I SEE GURLS TOPLESS AS PROFILE PICS AND MY PICS OF MY ASS ARE FLAGGED AND I'M FULLY CLOTHED. THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADULT SITE GUESS NOT. WHOEVER FLAGGED MY PICS DO ME A FAVOR GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND STAY OFF MY PAGE.

"cum Sucking Dumpster Sluts"
Ever notice that in todays society that either people are to rude or just plain too stupid to be nice? Growing up, when someone said hello..you said hello back...if they smiled you smiled back. Now a days if you say hello to someone they automatically think you want to fuck. If you smile at someone your upto no good. Here on Fubar I have made it a point to send love out to everyone and anyone that has been nice enough to visit my site, Especially if they are from my hometown.. But ill be Goddamned if I have had people, woman especially actually tell me i was too old for them and not to bother them..AND ALL I DID WAS SAY HELLO AND RATE THERE PAGE. jesus grow the fuck up..iv'e seen some of there pics and they really don't have that much to be stuck up over. So thats why this is called "CUM SUCKING DUMPSTER SLUTS" if your offended you are probably one of the guilty, if you are laughing your ass off i enjoyed rating your pics and page..and even more enjoyed saying hello. BIGPOPPA

Rough Sex..... Nsfw
Found this on MySpace and thought I would share it with all of you. Pretty funny. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..

A Slave For Her Lover ( Part 2)
He grabbed her hair and pulled her to her feet , she winced at the pain but did not cry out . The force he was using was actually very stimulating . He again reached for the riding crop and told her to bend over the bed. He told her that she is free to leave at any time she would like or stop what is happening by saying the word “ bad “ . She compliantly bent over the bed and he brought the crop across her ass leaving a red welt where it had landed . He took his big hand and rubbed her ass and told her that after every strike with the crop he was going to rub the sting in . She was growing wetter with every strike of the crop and every rub of his hand. His finger slipped into her very wet pussy and she moaned with desire. He fingered her until she was on the verge of orgasm and removed his finger . She was left feeling aroused and pissed off at the same time. He told her that when she orgasmed that it would be when he wanted her to not when she wanted to! He then led her over to a l

10 Reasons To Have Sex!!
1.Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safes

10 Things To Know About Men
1.) You give us entirely to much credit, we don't think that elaborate. 2.) Stop comparing us to dogs, dogs can go down on themselves and we can't or we would never leave home. 3.) Remember we are men, we don't celebrate the same anniversary as women. We remember when you first gave it up not when we got married. 4.) The quickest way to our hearts is through our pants not stomach. 5.) When we tell you how good you look it usually means we are horny. 6.) Bringing that good looking girlfriend of yours into the bed will get you those diamonds faster. 7.) When it comes to women we do most of our thinking with our little heads not the one on our shoulders. 8.) If we are watching the big game don't bother us unless you have a T.I.V.O. 9.) You get the best sex out of us before marriage after that we have nothing to prove and no reason to show-off. 10.) If we get fat and ugly we still expect you to love us but if you get fat and ugly it's time to move on.

How To Name A Cat........
Some idiot in the mumms - OKAY. I am back. Last time, I asked you guys what to name my small white kitten 8 weeks old, and you all agreed that Amorie would be best. I am happy with her name and she seems to be getting used to it. Well now we have a new dillema. My mum got one of the black and white cats out of the bunch [no pictures yet] but she said she is naming HIM bree. The cat is thin, the stomach and paws are white, as well as under the chin. He is very hyper ALL the time. He chases feet, and pant legs for that matter. BREE is a girls name. Do you think that's an okay name or can you give suggestions? DJ Cooter - you should name him "skanky" after your own pussy

A Walk In The Park
I went to the park to take a walk. I stepped out of the car and went to the post to strech. After a bit, I was underway. It was a beautiful day. The air was crips, my lungs were light. My heart was almost giddy. I saw a bend in the path, and changed my direction. As I walked, I noticed that on either side, the path brush was growing. The brush turnd into trees and the light started to shade. I slowed and took note of my surrounding. Coming to a stop, I turned around. My eyes widened. The path had changed. It was more a path through a dense forest then a path in a park. I felt a presense. There is someone or something here, rather, here is something or someone. I was not feeling a presense around me, but, a presense about me. one would think I was fearful, or concerned, or worried. I was not. I was at peace here.I cannot place words on my condition, save one: contentment. I felt I was brought here. To be precise, I actually stated, "Why was I brought here?"

Wait And Bleed By Slipknot
Wait and Bleed by slipknot I felt the hate rise up in me Kneel downand clear a stone of leaves I wonder out were u cant see Inside my shell i wait and bleed Good bye I wipe it allon the tile The light is brighter this time Everything is 3d blasphemy MY eyes r red and gold The hair is standing streight up This is not the way i pictured me I cant control my shakes How the hell did i get here Somethin about this so very wrong I have to laugh out loud I wish i didnt like this Is it a dream or a memory I felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down to clear The stone from leavea I wonder out were u cant see Inside my shell i wait and bleed Get outta my head Cause

Do You Love Me?
Do you love me? Do you not? You told me once but I forgot. It seems to me that God above, Created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest, Because he knew I'd love you best. And if I die before you do, I'll paint your name in baby blue. So all the angels there can see, That you meant the world to me. But if you're not there on judgment day, I'd know you went the other way. I'd give the angels back there wings, Golden harps and other things. To prove to you my love is true, I'll even go to hell with you.

Drama
I'm am sooo f#@kin sick of ppl!! I cant stand when ppl come to me and start an argument with me about the things I do on here and why they didn't get a comment from me then wonder why I'm not always nice to them because of it. If you come to me and start running your mouth to me..damn right I'm going to jump your shit. I'm sick of being nice all the time and getting walked all over and people saying I'm stupid because of my decisions that have nothing but good outcomes..I'm sick of people screaming at me because they think I'm not listening..I'm just tired of it all..I sit here and listen to everyone complain about how bad their lives are, I do everything in my power to help them feel better..I'm tired of getting no respect and I'm tired of people lying to me..I'm going to repeat this one more time.. LISTEN CAREFULLY: I hate liars!! I hate Fake people!! If your either of those, do not shout me, and do not try to be my friend, I can spot you from a mile away and I will not tolerate it!!

I Wish
i wish sometimes i could fly, then i would be with you. i wish you all the love and happiness in the world. i wish my prayers were answered sooner. i wish could be every little thing you wanted, all the time. i wish there was a such thing as peace on earth. i wish there were the good ole days, but they are all gone. i wish nobody had to go hungry. i wish i got just see you smile. i wish i could take away all the pain yeah i guess i wish too much huh !!!

It's Been A Year Since.......
Wow, this is so great to me. On 11/9/06 I decided that I was gonna take a trip 100 mile's to meet the lady I had been chatting with for a few month's. We had chated every day and even seen each other on our web cam's. We talked on the phone quite a bit also. I made the trip all the way to a town called Mayfield in KY. It was a long trip and I got lost once in a town cuz my map didnt tell me the highway stoped then started again 10 mile's down another Rd. When I got to her town I missed my turn and had to call her. She helped me find my way to her house. When I got their I met her and I was so blown away bye her beauty. I fell into my shy mode and it took a while to get out of it. We sat around talking for awhile and enjoyed eachother's company. We ended up cuddled up on her couch watching tv and talking. I fell in over my head that night and I knew I had found my dream girl. We became a couple that weekend (I went right back up their that weekend) and Have been together ever since. We

I Cuddle With A Teletubby Because I Have Double D's.
Pick month you were born in!!!!!! 1 - I ate 2 - I jumped 3 - I RAN NAKED WITH 4 - I needed 5 - l cuddled with 6 - I ran naked with 7 - I smoked with 8 - I banged 9 - I shot 10 - I robbed 11 - I stabbed 12 - I killed Pick the day you were born on 01 - A toothbrush 02 - a dog 03 -a hottie 04 - A homo 05 - 06 - my lover 07 - a glass of milk 08 - my boyfriend 09 - the kool-aid man 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the cookie monster 14 - a drink 15 - a horse 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a condom 20 - a crack head 21 - a homeless guy 22 - Barney the dinosaur 23 - a porn star 24 - a easter egg 25 -a bowl of cereal 26 - the one i love 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - a mop 31 - Ur grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that hoe stole my taco Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs brow

Guys!!!! Applications Are Accepted
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

Agents Bloodmace & Bloodymary (aka The Blood Pack)
Finally our back up arrived it had been a while since our last communications with HQ . Wouldnt you know it they sent the blood pack .At least thats what i call them and for good reasons. These to couple of riff raff were anything but normal when i found them i didn't know if they were infected or insane . I later came to find out it was the later of the two . These two could take out a whole horde of zombies with a can of gas a tennis ball and a base ball bat , but thats another story entirely . They were good at what they do and what they do isn't pretty ,but it is pretty effective. they had shown up with the transmission equipment we had needed to contact HQ . As well as a few extra trophies hanging from there belts. They also had a nack for collecting parts of there kills before they incinerated the bodies. So we wandered on and gave HQ what they had been looking for. Hopefully they can make head or tales of it . Because we sure as hell couldn't Looks like nigh

More Than A Memory
People say she's only in my head It's gonna take time but I'll forget Say I need to get on with my life They don't realize Is when you're dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone Driving across town just to see if she's home Waking a friend in the dead of the night Just to hear him say it's gonna be alright When you're finding things to do not fall asleep Cause you know she will be there in your dreams That's when she's More than a memory Took a match to everything she ever wrote Watched her words go up in smoke Tore all her pictures off the wall They ain't helping me at all 'Cause when you're talking out loud but nobody's there You look like hell and you just don't care Drinking more than you ever drank Sinking down lower than you ever sank When you find yourself falling down upon your knees Praying to god, begging him "please" That's when she's More than a memory She's more She's more 'Cause when you're dialing her number just to hang up the pho

Been 10 Years, But Still Hurts
They say you neevr forget your first pet, but you also never forget your very 1st best friend..it's true what they say..a dog is a man's best friend, and he was mines. imikimi - Customize Your World

Stalker And Drama Queen!!
Ok this woman has severe issues and is to be avoided by everyone I care about PLEASE!! She has done nothing but stalk some of my family members here on fubar and treat them like crap. She has been asked, told, and threatened to stay away and she will not listen. She has been blocked and she just keeps changing her accounts and joining different fu families. Please she is a point whore and will just use your family and dump you at any given chance. Thank you and massive love to you all! Marie

Rules Of Kindness
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATEING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you downrate someones page, photo. Or thubms down there stash item. What is down rateing do you ask? That is when you intentionly rate lower then a 10. this is like fliping someone off just ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. simple as that! please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be fliping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is downratein so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the internet and in

Presidency
Alright. The more I think about this, the more annoyed I'm getting. Ok, I'm seriously annoyed with this whole fucked up country. Don't tell me to scuk it up and move... because if I could, my ass would be in germany in, um, however many hours it takes to fly there... adding in the TEN FUCKING HOURS to get through the airport... Why search me?!?!? DO I LOOK LIKE I"M FROM SAUDI ARABIA?!?!? NNOOOO... Ok, sorry, had a moment... So, anyways. As much as I love the idea of just shooting and killing people for no real reason other than the justification "for my country...."... This whole war thing pisses me off more and more each day. Well, maybe not the war, the gay ass justification for it. I mean, dude, when we talk about terrorism, having a war on terrorism... why not go after just more than... um, IRAQ??? There are some terrorists in our own fucking country. Lets declare war on the USA. Look at what we're doing to ourselves. We're lowering every standard we have to allow IDIOTS to grad

I Will Take My Beating Like An Adult.
Going to Horrorfest with Chris and I know i'm leaving the theater black and blue. The slightest scary thing could happen and she jumps and lands on my lap or winds up burying herself in my arm or just flat out assaults me. lol. This is gonna be fun, because today... I hit back. :D

What's For Dinner Tonight Kidd-o's
Cajun-Style Pot Roast Ingredients: 1 boneless beef roast (2 to 3 pounds) 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 cans (10 ounces each)diced tomatoes and green chilies 1 medium sweet red pepper 3/4 cup chopped onion 1-1/2 cups chopped celery 1/4 cup quick-cooking tapioca 1-1/2 teaspoons minced garlic 1 teaspoon salt Hot Cooked Rice Directions: Cut roast in half; Sprinkle with Cajun seasoning In a large skillet brown roast in olive oil on all sides. Transfer to a 5-qt slow cooker. Combine the tomatoes , red pepper, celery, onion, garlic,salt, and tapioca pour over roast. Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours or until meat is tender, slice and serve with rice Yields 6 servings or a very hungry man. Yummm-O

Poeom I Wrote
The angel's in heaven are lucky today. since the good lord has taken the pain all away. now you can join them and spread your wings wide. your free up in heaven. shed not a tear and grieve not a day, for the angels have taken the pain away. We last saw your smile so bright and so grand while waiting for jesus to give you his hand. your body was weak but your spirit was strong the angels were with you to help you along. now your in heaven so happy and free. oh what a sight we would all love to see. you'll always be with us in spirit and mind. you were loving and gentle and so very kind. your life has been full and very complete. you had 5 lovely children, your one greatest treat we'll cherish the moments forever we had, you made us so happy when things made us sad. we always will love you, it's never goodbye only so long till we meet by and by. on the wings of an angel your spirit will soar youll always be missed till we meet again but never forgotten not now not then.

Why Me?
So I was going to the bank and to mail a bill. Simple errand right??? Wrong! I forgot the bill at my desk, so I put my jacket down on a cart and go to get the bill. In the 5 seconds that took, one of our intern decided he needed that particular cart for something he was doing. He moved my jacket, but I had to chase him down to get the check I was depositing. Somewhere along the line the deposit slip got lost. I had to write up another deposit slip. So now I am going to be freaking out for a while wondering what happened to the original slip. Not a big deal expect its got my address and bank account number on it! So after the bank, I stop at Starbuck's because it was right there. Why in God's name is there a line at 11:00 in the morning?!?!?! I just hope the stupid post office doesn't lose the bill I mailed, but that would just be par for today.

Where's The Luv
Well first off, I'm really worried about coming off as a bitch here ( not my intent at all! )..but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm sorting through my friends list. I really don't want to delete anyone, because there must have been something about me that interested you in the first place, or you wouldn't have requested my friendship, or accepted my request. But if it takes too much out of your day to slap a friendly.. hello, how are ya.. on my page once in a while..then you're only interested in one thing in my opinion. And that's only to hover and wait to see my NSFW pics that I post. Yes, I have "risque"..lol.. pics on my profile, but I only show what is seen on a beach, and really not even that much. But I agree with all men, that women are beautiful creatures, with beautiful bodies, and as long as you share it tastefully..it's all good ;) So anyway, if I take the time out of my day, to find a cool, pretty, funny or sexy comment graphic, ( I always send out a graphic

Just Sitting Here Thinking
I have had the last day to deal with the passing of my best friend and it isn't getting any easier let me tell ya. He was one hell of a guy. He was always there no matter what. We never had an intimate relationship because from the very beginning we agreed we would just be friends and agreed sex would make that difficult. If you don't have a friend of the opposite sex that you've had that kind of friendship with you may not understand but if you have you will know where I'm coming from. He was there for my girls, being a single mom with 3 girls to raise without a mans influence is difficult but he always made me know he was that influence for them and he was. I have called him in the middle of the night when my teenage daughter climbed out the window for a boy and he was right there. He was always there when they had new boyfriends to let them know hey they don't have a dad but they have Uncle Steve and now that safety net is gone and its a hard pill to swallow I must say. People say w

Politics And Random Shit.
How do I feel about George Bush? I don't know. I don't really care. He's probably a douche bag, but oh well. I've never met him so I won't judge. However, I have met quite a few Americans and I can tell you that they suck. I hate the American people and always have. I hate our lies and bureaucracy and fat agnostic prostitutes. That's why I'm going to vote for Bush and move to Alaska the next day. Bush will get reelected and detroy the nation while I'm chilling up North, drinking Alaskan Ale, and scrogging hot Eskimo chicks. Michael Moore? He's cool, I guess. Fat, but funny. It's amazing how often fat people are funny. I suppose it's all they have to bring to the table. I have nothing against Michael Moore, but I would totally assassinate him if the Republican party paid me $2 million. Hell, I'd get pardoned by Bush and walk away clean with some cash and another notch on my katana. I don't have many views on politics. To be honest, I'm not quite sure what "politics" means. I reall

Fuckin Kids
So as many of you know, or read first hand in my blogs, either here or on Myspace, I can be a bit of an asshole. I like to "poke the bear" at times as the phrase goes. So yesterday in a classic case of Kyz being Kyz, yes I can play off of manny ramierez its all good, I left a comment on a friends page of it being cuddle your teddy thursday and of course volunteered to be her teddy bear... and well in checking back today to leave a comment or two I saw someone decide to leave this on her page November 8, 2007 @ 8:41 am lol isn't that sweet? He's volunteering to be your teddy bear? Guess that means I really get to be the avenging angel now huh? *EVIL grin* Now i'm not giving out any handles here but if someone is smart and reads closely they may be able to figure out who said that about me and perhaps go show some "love" on my behalf. So I guess I'm back to being cyber threatened by some jackass who feels the need to drop hints about it on other people's pages.. wow guess mont

Anticipation Of Desire
Mouth so intense, with big full lips Lick it it soft, watch honey dew drips Fingertips dancing, softly up and down Tickles every nerve, desires become the clown Fancy me this and fancy me that Lick me, taste me, repeating format Hair like silk, smooth and glistening Smells like apples, so romantically inviting Saliva smooth, dripping from your mouth Tongue so teasing, running nicely south My aches, my pains, my inner fascination Heart beats fast, wild imagination Penetrated by fire, soothing as an ocean Love conquers all, rich in Anticipation of Desires

Dadies Day -warning - Very Sad But True
Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who w

Lucifer's Little Concubine
Sadly, the 'Lolita' in me was never indulged. I so badly wanted to be somebody's naughty little secret, but when I was eventually deflowered I was no longer of an age that would have made it scandalous. And he was not old enough to be my father. What a bore. Somewhere in me however, the little strumpet still spends many an hour devising the speech she should have performed to each of her prospective but, ultimately, unforthcoming lovers... "So, you don't want to be responsible for my downfall. You think I haven't fallen already? You don't know me at all do you? You think I'm some 'innocent young thing' who doesn't know what she's getting herself into. But I do know; that's why it appeals to me. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy who'll father me and be a mentor. I'm looking for a sinful tutor who'll ravage me and take me straight into hell. I'll find my own way back. I'm not scared of the dark. You don't want to indulge me because you think it will resu

Shout Box Faux Pas
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? I SWEAR! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER! --------------------------------------------- gqguy4u: wait now ur going to get piss and block me? ->gqguy4u: Someone as handsome as you should be better versed at romancing a woman.....Perhaps this shit works for some whores, but I am not one and you will never have me. gqguy4u: but id put money on the fact that i could and would get u naked and do u if i ever seen u in public im that good gqguy4u: lol im a oloser how is that u used to talk to me ->gqguy4u: YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER AND NEED TO GET A LIFE. gqguy4u: older gqguy4u: i dont need work babe i fucked manny other chicks liek urself most of them i found them out and about when hubby is at work she will play with a younger guy ->gqguy4u: well, that's nice. but it will never happen. perhaps you should work on your tact. gqguy4u: damn id like to fuck the shit out of u ----------------------- A final note: This dumb fuck WAS a friend of m

Let The World Wait
It’s too dark to see And I’m too lazy, lazy to reach for the light So I lie in the darkness And slip my hand, quietly And encircle your waist, trace it’s delicate outline And you stir, a smile playing softly On your lips, in the dying ebony In the fading darkness I hear you breath Gentle, against the morning air Like a whisper Of love and desire. So I stare at the ceiling And think of what has to be done But you draw near, unknowingly And search for me Your hand drifting, prodding amongst the linen So I give in, say the day can wait And slip quietly, once more Into your arms And run my fingers along your face Tucking a few strands behind your ear Tracing the outline of your eyelashes Now closed, In Angelic serenity. And I sigh, and smile to myself. The world can wait. Yes, the world can wait.

You're The One
You're The One by BlueWolf © You're the one I choose, To be with me forever. I feel so warm inside, Knowing we'll be together. You're the one I need, To always be there. When I'm feeling lonely, To show me that you care. You're the one I want, To hold me close to you. To always lay beside me, And whisper, I love you. You're the one I dream of, In my arms every night. I dream of holding you, Close to me real tight. You're the one I love, With all of my heart. My love is with you, Even when we're apart.......... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Msmaine's Where In The World Contest...
Ok..so this is how its goin to go. Every other day startin Sunday Nov.11, I am goin to changin my location and if sumone guesses the right location you will win 1000 fu~bucks. If no one guesses the right location the money will roll over to the next day I change my location. As for guessin, you are just goin to have to trust me, most you know that I'm a pretty honest person. I am going to write the locations on a sheet of paper and I will have all the locations picked out. So I guess if sumone dont trust me I could scan the list and show them, but I will cover all the other ones so that person cant tell others. LMFAO IM SO CRAZY..LOL Anywany, it was a crazy idea I came up with and thought it would be fun. So I will be startin the first contest on Sunday. What you can do is send me a private message and in the subject please put "WHERE IN THE WOLD IS MSMAINE". I would like to have all guess's before noon time. That would be 12pmEST on the day of hte contest. I will po

Missing Link
So many nights by myself.. Sit here day after day.. Searching got that one missing link.. Wondering if everything is going to be alright.. No one one could ever get in the middle of what i could feel for him.. So much to offer that one special person.. Does he even exsist anymore??.. Is there someone out there that could love me like i want to be loved?.. Thats all i am askin is to be loved.. Is it that hard to find one desent person out there??... More and more everyday i think it is.. I sit here and think to myself.. Is that certain person out there..

So You Know
I am happily engaged to be married. It is with out a doubt one of the greatest feelings in the world knowing that someone has accepted me the way am being a male I know that I can be a pain in the ass yet she still loves me. I never once thought of myself as marriage material. But here I am with less then 6 monthes to go and I cant wait for it. I have found somebody who makes me feel whole and understands me way better then I understand myself. Desiree was there for me when my mom passed she helped me overcome something that I thought I would not be able to do. And for that I am greatful to her. The most important thing that Desiree has brought me is a wonderful daughter. Angel might not be my flesh and blood but I love her with every inch of my body. As I have said before I do my best to protect her and to make sure she is loved ( and spoiled). And for as long as I live I promise to always look out for little one no matter what. Sure she might call me Paul for right now but she also

The Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
THE FIFTY MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHEN HAVING SEX 1 Going straight for the naughty bits You've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back. 2 Not knowing how to kiss sensitively Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her teeth. 3 Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones Men like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she's most likely to howl with pain - and then kick you out of bed. Remember:

Gifts Here
Today.. I was talking to someone.. and I changed my status to .."Headache" and I got seven bottles of aspirin.. then I said... If I ate.. drank..and used everything people has ever given me here.. I would be a 1000 pound, alcoholic, sex toy using girl covered in chocolate. LOL!!!

Its Always About The Penis
important tax information just about the only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. this is due to the fact that: 70% of the time it is hanging around,unemployed 13% of the time its pissed off. 12% of the time it is hard up. and 5% of the time,it is in the hole. it has two dependents,and they are nuts,completely nuts. issues still under consideration are as follows: are there penalties for early withdraw? do multiple partners count as a corporation? are condoms deductible as work clothes? effective jan 1,2008,penises will be taxed according to size the brackets are as follows: 10"-12" luxary tax 8"-9" pole tax 6"-7" privilege tax 4"-5" nuisance tax note: males exceeding 12" must file under capital gain. anyone under 4" is eligible for a REFUND. "PLEASE DO NOT FILE FOR AN EXTENSION"