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Tagged
I GOT TAGGED BY NYMPHO wolf&hearts Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have 3 children,plus 2 nieces I take care of!! 2.I Love my friends! 3.I'm NOT a people person!! 4.I listen to a variety of music! 5.I love anything to do with SUN,MOON,and STARS! 6.My favorite colors are Black and Purple!! 7.I live in ALABAMA!! 8.I'M a die hard AUBURN fan!!(WAR EAGLE) 9. My sister is BECBEC!! 10.I LOVE FUBAR!! I tagged Phoenix,Pantyshotz,Miss Crys,Sweetcheeks and Mikey

Tagged 2
I was Tagged by Sassy Blond Devil. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am more easily hurt than I let on. 2. I am totally in love and it scares the hell out of me in a good way for once. 3. My middle name I Eila it's finnish. 4. My father is my hero and can do no wrong in my eyes. 5. I fell in love the first time at 17 and it lasted 10 years. 6. I never loved my ex husband. 7. I find that lying frequently is fun. 8. I don't trust people when they are nice to me. 9. I sometimes secretly love drama 10.I would give up some family members before I gave up my dog.

A Poem By Tony
Searchin through the Dream of Tomorrow Soaring with the Eagle on High Dancing with the stars above Singing out with the wind With the Heart burning with delight Desires burning with freedom As tomorrows dreams ignite The Spirit to Soar Can you hear the song within Can you reach your goals and desires Is your Spirit lit with the fire That dances high with the song of the wind Calling out for you to be free again Peace will reign the song will be heard As your Spirit ignites the fire of the world As you sing out with the wind Dancing with the Dream from within Sing out and be free Sing out and unchain the dream For your freedom from within is shining bright once again (Tony Kenyon 2008)

Bleh
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE

Dear Abby
Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door............... There, leaning against my car, was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted

$$ 250.00 Cookie Recipe
$250 Cookie Recipe This message is sent to you with the hope you will forward it to EVERYONE you have ever even seen the e-mail address of. In the spirit of the originator, please feel free to post it anywhere and everywhere. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Okay, everyone... a true story of justice in the good old U.S. of A. Thought y'all might enjoy this; if nothing else, it shows internet justice, if it can be called that. My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas & decided to have a small dessert. Because our family are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie". It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and they said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not." Well, I said, would you let me buy the recipe? With a cute smile, she said, "Yes." I asked how much, and she responded, "Two fifty." I said with approval, just add it to

How Can You Live With Out Knowing These Facts
How can you live without knowing these facts 1. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden" ... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. 2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 4. Men can read smaller print better than women can; women can hear better. 5. Coca-Cola was originally green. 6. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 7. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska 8. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% 9. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 10. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 11. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their

Katherine Song Erotic Tales
Sexual Prey-Level Ground By: Katherine L Davis I was asked why can't women be satisfied with what they have. And after an endless morning of blowing my mind with answers,and yet none at all,I came up with this; A woman would be totally emotional,physical,and erotic satisfied if a man stop thinking with the brains between their legs.Exspecially,if he is married, or engaged.Plan and simple.You marry the love of your life,you are totally turned on by her.You look upon her with lust in your eyes,but,suddenly you have blinders on, and the only thing that even looks tasty is the girls you walk by,or a co-worker,and with modern technology as it is today,on the world wide web.And this is okay,because it isnt hurting anyone,and it isnt cheating.So it is alright for you to stare in a screen twenty-seven with your tonque hanging out,and drooling.Wow what a site for your girlfriend or wife to see.Yet again it is okay, it is a man thing.All those naked girl

The Night Before Christmas
The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Everybody felt shitty, Even the mouse. With mom at the whore house And Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece To see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn, I saw a big dick, And I knew in a moment That it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell, And I knew right away That the fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart; The damn son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed, As he rode out of sight, "Piss on you all, And have a hell of a night!"

No Frills Auction
THE NO FRILLS AUCTION IS NOW OPEN !! THIS AUCTION WILL RUN FROM 11 PM EST THURSDAY THE 29TH THRU FRIDAY JUNE 6TH... THE RULES !!! NO DRAMA... NO BULLSHIT.. NOTHIN BUT GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUN.. THE PERSON UP FOR AUCTION HAS THE OPTION AND RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY OFFER AND CAN ALSO ACCEPT AN OFFER AT ANY TIME AND WITHDRAW FROM FURTHER BIDDING.. MINIMUM BID IS 25 K AND HERE THEY ARE .. THE AUCTIONEES !!!

Tag...youre It!
I was tagged by Justfishing Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was named after Debbie Reynolds (or so my mom said!) 2. Im half Swedish! Can you guess which half? 3. My neck goes snap, crackle, pop every time I move it. 4. I love my Kia Sedona. 5. Im a Fubar addict. Like that is any surprise!! LOL 6. I have 2 nieces and a nephew here in TX that I love like they were my own. 7. I love to read. 8. Im a country music fan but listen to most any kind of music to a point. Love 80’s music. 9. Ive been to Fiji and Western Samoa. 10. I was born and raised in central KS in a small Swedish, farming community.

Auction
Wanna Own Me?Up for Offer is:1. "Owned By" in Name for 1 Month!2. ALL Pics rated 10 during HH (11 if VIP purchased)!3. All Stash Rated Thumbs Up During HH!4. 1 Gift and Comment Per Day For 1 Month!5. 1 SFW Salute!6. Added to #1 Friends for 1 Month!7. Added to #1 Family for 1 Month!8. 200k bid-30 minute conversation on yahoo with (SFW)cam within a week of payment, at an arranged time!NEW!!9. VIP Bids = 2 NSFW salute pics! Click The Picture To Bid!Brought to you by: Do You Want To Own Me?I Am Offering:1. "Owned By" in Name for 1 Month!2. ALL Pics rated 10 during HH (11 if VIP purchased)!3. All Stash Rated Thumbs Up During HH!4. 1 Gift and Comment Per Day For 1 Month!5. 1 SFW Salute!6. Added to #1 Friends for 1 Month!7. Added to #1 Family for 1 Month!8. If bid exceeds 100k - 30 minute conversation on yahoo with (SFW)cam within a week of payment, at an arranged time!Click The Picture To Bid!

Re: Fucking Back
Well just wanted to let all whom give a shit that I'm back on Fubar cause I got a laptop today. Show me some luv cause next week on the June 5, 2008 I will be leaving for training at Fort Polk Louisiana. I'm deploying to Iraq for my first time so I'm going to blow you up huge if you blow me up huge. Thanks!

My Birthday Blog
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISTURBED!!!!! JUST CLICK ON EITHER OF HIS PICS TO WISH HIM BIRTHDAY LOVE!! GO SHOW ONE OF THE MOST FUBARLICIOUS GUYS SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOTAL SEXINESS XOXO WE LOVE YA DISTURBED!! COME JOIN US IN SLIPPERY WHEN WET FRIDAY MAY 30TH AT 8PM EASTERN TIME FOR HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!

Sir Blackwhip
Probing That Green-Eyed Monster``SirBlackWhip I submit that jealousy should be our teacher. Jealousy can lead us to the very places where we most need healing. It can be our guide into our own dark side and show us the way to total self-realization. It can teach us how to live in peace with ourselves and the entire world if we allow it. For many folks, the biggest barrier to free love is the emotion we refer to as jealousy. Jealousy feels really rotten and most of us will go to great lengths to avoid feeling it. However, I believe that many people take the destructive power of jealousy way too much for granted, that they give jealousy far more power than it deserves. After many years of living free and dealing successfully with jealousy, we tend not to remember that we live in a culture that considers it acceptable to divorce or even murder a sexually explorative partner who committed the unthinkable crime of arousing jealousy in us. We danced happily for years to a bouncy Beatles'

Believe In Yourself
Believing is it truly seeing with your eyes When people leave this body have they died? Believing does it tell you a story of this world Or does it tell you about an existence you can’t see Believing takes on different manifestation Birds when they chirp are they speaking Believing with your soul and heart Believing with your heart and soul is the key Seeing with your eyes sometimes is not meant to be Believing in yourself with confidence and esteem Making everything around you seem overly extreme Believing what is it? Is it based on one’s intellect, knowledge? Experience or understanding Is it a coincidence to seem demanding to ask questions and receive? Answers to you are secure inside Believing in one’s self no matter what, abide firmly within Yourself It does not matter if Believe in yourself Believe in yourself even if you make a mistake Believe in yourself even if you know you are a fake Believe in yourself when everyone lets you down Believe

Me
i am worrie about my mom very much she being depress. me and her got in 2 fight the last 2 weeks. i hate beig in fight with her. she just need to reat me lik i am 19 not 10 anymor. i growen up she just dont understand. she treated to kick me out to weeks ago. i just wish i coulld get my grandpa what he used to be. i miss him so much. i dont know what i will do when he dies he been there since the day i was born. i am his little princess. hey everyone i am andrea i am so bored tonight i am sort of happy i happy beacuse my step dad came home from the hospital. today me and him had a talk i kinda dont know what i wanna be i sort of do i still want to do acconting i am still thinking about it i have thought about going into photograph i really ddont know. i started mmy summer college class tuesday all i do in there is do my home work i think i am going to like college. i just wish sometimes my mom will let me go. i amost 20 i will be in december. i know i am her only dagther but she got

Advice About Life
"LIVE SIMPLY, LAUGH OFTEN AND LOVE DEEPLY" Saturday, September 8th, 2007 My advice my story One must not pursue those who are rich. The rich occasionaly live for folly not love. I would write a lot of old cliche's but that would get old fast. I have lived 47 years on this old planet, I've seen things that make others ill and things that would make others cry with joy and happiness. One of our cats died recently, but their was something special about the way she went about it, we were away for several hours but when we returned we found our cat spawled on the floor Leigh wanted to hold her as she was obviously in pain. Well Leigh held our ailing cat in her arms and she silently passed in Leighs arms. Love is a many spendered thing, and that was but one small facet. When you want to do something special remember that cat, what she did was definitely not easy but it was special. I am a photographer and part of my job is to convey something in my pictures, to tell a story if you will. I

Various
i have just posted some pictures that you are invited to view. These are geared more toward my family. i also will be posting views of the lake during peak foilage in Mid October--they are stunning--stay tuned HI FRIENDS I JUST UPLOADED SOME PHOTOS FOR SALUTES--I KEPT DOING IT WRONG I GUESS, BUT IM STUCK AT LEVEL 10, SO I HAD TO.

Relationships
NO ONE AT FUBAR HAS EVERHAD A CRUSH ON ME. I GUESS IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING REALLY, BUT STILL, NOT EVEN ONE. DO U SUPPOSE I'LL LIVE? MY LIFE MIGHT BE IN THE RIGHT PERSONS HANDS AT THIS MOMENT. I AM UNLOVED AND SMELL LIKE CHEESE I GUESS BOOHOOO LOL JIMMY KNOWLEDGE IS A WEAPON, KINDNESS CAN TURN AWAY RAGE, A LIGHT HEARTED RESPONSE, OR EVEN APATHETIC ONE WILL SUBDUE RAGE AND CONFUSE A BULLY BECAUSE YOU ARE DEVIATING FROM THE PATTERN THEY HAVE GROWN COMFORTABLE WITH. KNOWLEDGE-WHY IS A BULLY A BULLY? OUT OF THEIR OWN INSECURITIES, INADEQUACIES, AND FEAR. A BULLY IS A JEALOUS PERSON. THE PAYOFF MUST EXIST, OR THE BULLY WILL NOT BE FULFILLED AND MOVE ON TO OTHER EASIER TARGETS. YOU ENCOUNTER A VERBAL ATTACK ONLINE. CLEARLY THE BULLY LIVES WITH PAIN AND GETS RELIEF IN UPSETTING YOU. WHAT IF YOU CHANGED TACTICS? RESPOND LIKE A MATURE AND KIND ADULT. "I WISH I COULD CHANGE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME OR CHANGE THE LANGUAGE YOU USE TO REFERENCE ME. I FORGIVE YOU. BUT

Mine
It's late at night now, and I'm half awake, I see before me the image of your face, An Angelic face, where words do fail, To capture the beauty of each detail, A smile so warm with lips so sweet, To taste them once would be a treat, Lips filled with passion, yet so tender, With their gentle touch, a cry my heart does render. A kiss so tender, that makes me feel, Alive and warm, Oh so very real, A kiss with passion that I adore, That leaves a hunger for so much more. Eyes so bright, that I could love, Filled with the lights from Heaven above, Eyes that mirror for all the world to see, The Love that dwells in the depths of me. Eyes that can read with just one look, The pages of my heart, an open book, Eyes that can, with only a single stare, Fill me with desire to always be there. And so the Dream goes all through the night, Your image there till mornings light, And with dawns light the Dream does fade, But deep inside the foundations been laid. For t

Auction
hey everyone i am now up for auction and would like for yall to come bid on me.here is what i am offering!!!! >1) Rate all of someone's pics a 10 >2) Leave them a profile comment every day for the length of the ownership... > 3) Offer to make them a personal salute > 4) Buy drinks every day you are on during the ownership > 5) Put "owned by" (and their name) in your profile name for the length of ownership come on everyone come bid on me

Gun Control
Gun Control History Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about... In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 C

Pass The Axe!!!
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! SO GRAB YOUR HATCHETS AND RAISE THEM PROUDLY!!! YOU KNOW THE DRILL... REPOST THIS AND ADD YOUR OWN HATCHET TO SHOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO SWING YOUR HATCHET AND SPLIT SOME WIGS!!!

I Can't Believe It
I'm doing something in just over a week I swore I'd never do again. When my ex and I split up, and I moved back to Indiana, I vowed never to set foot in NEPA ever again.... too many ugly memories, too high a risk in running into certain people that I never wanted to see again. But, I have to go out to Pennsylvania to pick up my fiance to move him back here, and we decided to make a side trip up to NEPA to see my best friend and my godfather. This is going to be an interesting trip. My ex and I happen to have the same godfather, so there's a better than good chance that I'll run into him there, since the bachelors in my religion tend to hang out together. My ex is still trying to ruin my reputation in that area, although to what end, I have yet to determine, since I live nowhere near there and would never move back to that area. So, to anyone who reads this blog, will you post bail for us if we get arrested for killing my ex, should we happen to run into him?

Friend F/a/r Game
♥HOT Marina♥*Asst Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties* ♥ Club F.A.R Team Tulsa!♥@ fubar PLEASE GO FAN, RATE AND ADD HER!! IN THE FRIENDS REQUEST, PUT:FRIEND FAR GAME SENT BY ROBISUE ONCE SHE ADD'S YOU, WE'LL BOTH RECIEVE 10,000 FUBUCKS!!!!!!

Quietly Longing And Waiting
quietly longing in silence i sit heart pounding in my chest dare i believe that u feel this too my child of the night??? your presence i seek comforts me when here i sit alone i built up these walls so strong and thick and yet i yearn for you my spirit wanders the night with out my permission sometimes eyes that pierce straight thru to my soul, a nuzzle so gentle and warm dont ever stop dont ever let go for here is where i wish to remain safe with in your loving embrace U seen a part of me that many never see... and yet we r to b natural enemies i do not wish this to be my love i quietly sit and still long for you and your presence to be with me.

Love?
hmm,, amazing. Got a friend who tells me he loves me..etc. That I am the one in his heart and mind. But then he crushed someone else..told me it was his guy friend. I went to his friends page.. he had no crush on him..so obviously..he lied to me. (LMAO) Imagine that. I know this is drama.. but what should I do with this friend? Should I keep him..and believe what he tells me.. or tell him to bug off. He still hasn't crushed me.. although I am the love of his life. Does this sound like love to you?

My First Blog Is Stupid
im stupid if you know me i take great pride in my hair. i didnt something stupid as hell today. i dropped my son off at his dads house for his 2 hour weekly visit. ne ways i was bored as fuck just walking around downtown fargo by myself its not so bad when i have someone there to talk to but i didnt this time so i decided to go ahead and get a trim bc my hair needed it desperately. i told her to even it up so it looked good and to leave as much of the length as possible she took off 5 INCHES i almost started crying. i went to joseffs so i know all the terminalligy and how everything goes. so after that i told her i wanted disconected layers top starting at a 180 degree angle. how hard is that uff. over all it looks pretty good i think i just miss my long hair, not too worried it will grow back not too mention im gonna get some extensions and put them in lol.

Home Again!
I have got in contact with alot of old friends and new 1s! I am so happy! Thing make alot more since when u are sober! Take care all, talk to u soon! If any of u ever need anything let me know! That was the best welcome back anyone could ask 4! Thank u Again....."TWO" WOW, things have changed on here! I am glad im back! Thanks to good friends "Ms. Retta" I am movin up fast! Please help me return the fav. to her! Her profile is the only one in my family list, go hit her up! Love u guys "TWO"

Prego...
i found out i was on my bday...what a present huh? thats when everything got fucked up... everything was fine until i got this way now everyone fucking hates me... i told my bro in FL n he actually asked me if i did this to prove a point and said that i cant take care of myself so how could i take care of a kid...that basically proved to me that i cant tell anyone now...i dont even wanna think about what my mom would say... and the dude im with says he loves me but shows me so much hate every single day... im getting sick and tired of his ''temper tantrums'' or whatever, its like dude u wake up everyday at noon if not later, bitch n moan, tell me to get the fuck outta ur house every other day, and u dont plan on getting a job...and might go to jail next monday... wow i love being treated worse than a piece of shit.....not. ive had fuck buddies treat me better than this...and im prego on top of all the BS so i hurt, im sad, depressed, rarely happy, and supposed to be miserable everyday

In Auction Check It Out
Tatoo Auction Need comments and rates also plz and thank you My offer Owned by in name Added to top friends Rate all pics during HH Rate all stash during HH Daily Profile Comment Daily gifts each week Linked to my profile Pimp out Bully each week 1 SFW saluate

Allow Me To Introduce Myself....
First of All, I don't know sh*t about this site except it sets off my stimuli with all the colors and icons and scrolling text going on...and plus, I'm looking for something new other than Facebook and Myspace. I'm a college girl, soon to graduate, and pretty damned excited/scared/whatthehellamIgonnadowithmyLIFE about it. NO FREAKIN KIDS!! you'd be suprised how many people my age who have em'....I don't know about the rest of the world but I'm working on these things called "priorities". I love food, but I kiss better than I cook (saw that saying hanging in my best friend's moms kitchen. kinda true...). I'm fond of animals, hate bugs, don't watch TV,and I like playing spoons with Alcohol. Beer pong (beer not being my preference) is my new favorite game, I have a fetish for Hello Kitty, and I really never watched Sex & the City...dont throw stones!! I heard it was pretty good though... All in all, I hope my blog seemed a little 'cool' at least enough for you to, rate, add, an

Quote :
A Women Has Strengths That Amazes The World. She Can Handle Trouble & Carry Heavy Burdens. She Holds Happiness, Love & Opinions. She Smiles When She Feels Like Screaming. She Sings When She Feels Like Crying, Cries When She's Happy & Laughs When She's Afraid. Her Love Is Unconditional! There's Only One Thing Wrong With Her..... 'She Sometimes Forgets What She is WORTH!'

11 Fu's Of Fubar.
This made me laugh cos it is soo true! Check it out!! Fuck you number ONE. There is NO SUCH THING as a fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck you number TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FOUR. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FIVE. Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 25' Who cares?!? ITS MYFRIENDS LIST.. NOT YOUR FRIENDS LIST If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SIX. Who reall

This Is A True Story (its So Scary)
do you know who you talk to online?? Subject: So you think you know who you are talking to on-line? A TRUE STORY After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL. You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighbourhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cos I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game after school today? ByAngel213: Yes and we won!! GoTo123: That's great! Who did you play? ByAngel213: We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uni

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Lmfao Too Funny!
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end! Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to understand.... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________

Going Out Of Town
I'm heading out to the bay area to visit my parents. I will not be online out there as they don't use a computer. I'll be out of the net from this evening until the 18th of Jun. If you have a birthday, please drop me a message, so I can send you birthday wishes when I get back! Thanks, your Nutty69! :-)

Bandwidth..
Over the next few days I'm going to be cutting back A WHOLE BUNCH lol on fu. I have satelite serive and it seems that since I have been hoing around on FU they took my bandwidth from me. lol Slowed me down to dial up speed. Uggg I know!!! So with all that being said, please please don't forget me! I'm not far from Insider and would love to come back and see it's there. :) For those who really want to talk to me, and don't want to just cyber lol leave me a pm and I will add you to yahoo. Seems thats something that doesn't pull bandwidth. lol Go figure. Thanks for reading. LOVE AND HUGS TONS!!!!!!!!! Pink0828

Fu Bucks Giveaway
I entered to be apart of a Fu buck giveaway and need all the rates and comments...so plz show me some mad love and support... Click my pic link below and rate and comment as many times as u can to help me out...thanx i really appreciate it. Sexy N Wild Angeleyes

2008 May
this be a new month this be a new profile look forward to new a start without a hacker without a stalker without an argument no more being named a bitch for nothing i did am not stealing the boo i have my own boo no need to steal no more trying to get along with the impossible my wish to just spread friendship widely not hate tired of trying sick of crying yeah i'm smiling but inside i'm dying

Women Beware
AN ASSHAT DECIDED WHILE I WAS BUSY TAKING CARE OF STUFF IN REAL LIKE DECIDED HE WOULD TALK SHIT IN MY SHOUTBOX NOT ONLY THAT THE DUMBASS DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL SO HERE IS HIS LINK Bakir@ fubar HERES THE SCREEN SHOTS THESE WILL OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW FOR VIEWING NOW I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER BLOCKING HIM CUZ HE IS TO STUPID

I'm In An Auction
WHO WANTS TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH? I AM IN AN AUCTION. . . CHECK IT OUT AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!!!! JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW: HERE IS WHAT I'M OFFERING: 1. Owned by "You" in my name for a month. 2. Add to Family for 1 Month. 3. Rate all stash items. 4. 300 11s per week for 1 month - rest of pics rated 10s. 5. Pimp out Bulletin and Blog. 6. Pimp out in "About Me" Section on my page. 7. 2 SFW Salutes DON'T FORGET TO RATE/FAN/ AND ADD THE HOST OF THIS AUCTION: ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™@ fubar

My Computer (laptop) Crashed
I wanted ya'll to know my computer crashed. I don't know if it can be fixed or not. Dell is sending me the right cd's to try. But they think my hard drive went out. As ya'll all know I have been layed off since Feb. So, I have no money coming in. I will miss ya'll all very much. Please, leave love and when it does get fixed, I will return the love.. Love all my FRIENDS....

Staci
I HOPE TODAY FINDS YOU WELL AND FULL OF HAPPINESS!!! My Heart Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It's not easy! Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right

Sick Of Being Sick
so about four days ago i ate some bad chicken leftovers and got horrendously sick. vomiting all night and the next day. then the day after i felt a little better but still queasy. and then today it started all over again while i was at work. more vomiting over and over for about an hour before it slowed down. im tired of being sick. i just want to feel normal. i wish i had someone to take care of me

Are Your Friends In Here?
OK,WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,NO TIME LIMIT.SO ANY HELP ANY TIME YOU ARE BORED OR HAVE A FEW MINUTES WOULD BE GREAT.SO COME 1 ,COME ALL.LOVE YA ALL.Stop by and show them some love. Thnx NINEMMRUGER needs 2000 for a VIP --------------- LOU needs 7000 for a VIP -------------- King Domino Needs 50,000 To Get His Very First (Happy Hour( Rates=5) ------------- ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP --------------- sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month vip, happy hour and bling ---------------- mona needs 55,000 for a year vip ---------------- Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year vip

Getting Blamed
i drive truck for a living and it is hard to find someone for me to trust with my heart. it is may the 31st 2008 at about 1:30 central time.earleir this evening i was chatting with my fiancee and we was doing the cybersex thing and i had told her that as i was in the truck stop taking a shower i was thinking about her and well my thoughts led to one thing and another and well you figure out the rest of the shower.as we ws doing the cybersex thing i got to hurting a little and told what i had done in the shower and said and i quote "for some reason it was a little more intense for me in the shower as i thought about you nd i dont know why." well that stirred up the bee hive! she accused me of having another woman in the shower with me.told me hope it felt good and i hope you used a rubber. she accused me of cheating on her.that really hurt me.i have never cheated on no one b4 in my entire life.but to here wods like that come out of the mouth of someone you love deerly really hurts.what

Fake Fubar
is it me or do most the people on fubar seem fake as hell? i mean lets rate peoples pics for what they really are, ok, everyone rates a 10..... cum on now there are some ugly ass people out there,lets be honest.your still going to get points but rate them for what they are, thats why we have a rate system right? way to many 10's out there, and that tells me your being fack as fuck, so be kind and be honest...

Bella Morte
Sorry - Buckcherry A realization hit me clear out of nowhere. I had convinced myself awhile ago that I didn't need a relationship ever again. That I would be fine alone and had grown quite accustomed to it. But when it all comes down to it... Who is going to hold you late into the night? or whisper softly into your ear those 3 magical words telling you that you're their everything and more? Alone. There wont be anyone there to wipe away your tears and smile sweetly. Melting away any and all problems; with a smile that could light up your heart. I may be a strong person but even I need the love and affection of someone that truly cares about me. I'm just sick of meaningless, empty words. That most people spew because they wouldn't know something good even if it was shoved in their face. Most just want a quick fix and move on to the next person. I'm not out for a quick fix. I want something real and long lasting. and upon this realization. I felt more lonely

A Marine ' S It Was The Night Before Christmas
MADE BY ROSE TY XOXO TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FANS,& WHO EVER VIEWS MY PAGE & PROFILE. WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW,WHO IS BEHIND WHAT EVER YOU SEE OR HEAR ON MY PAGE. MY SWEET AND LOVING FRIEND ROSE ,MADE EDITED & DESIGNED THIS PAGE FOR ME.SHE TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO DO THIS.I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT,AND HER. THANK YOU ROSE XOXOXO 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I wal

Auctions
I'm in the Fu~angel Auction... It ends on my Birthday... August 18 Come place your bids... Here We Go Again... I'm up for Auction in the Fu Angel Auction... I'm offering: **500 picture rates {Vip bid only} will be 11's **All stash rated **500 picture comments **1 personalized salute **2 pimpout bulletins **permanent blog pimpout **Link to your profile in my about me... **Personalized Graphic or Morph **Other Items are negotiable Auction ends: On August 18{shh that's my Birthday too} Tiger Princess has me up for Auction... I know that auctions are getting kinda old soo, no hard feelings if ya don't go check it out but I'd really appreciate it if you did. Cash bids will recieve rates of 11's unti

3 Month Vip And A Blast
30 comments from each of my friends Please help me get a 3 month VIP and a blast I need 40,000 comments I will pay 5000 fubucks for every 100 comments till I reach 40,000 just number your comments then private message me http://fubar.com/privmsg.php?u=1200599 All help is appreciated *hugz*

Thank You!
THANK YOU...each and everyone of yaz. Never in a million years would I have thought less than 15 minutes into my HH that yaz all would have me leveled. You are incredible. To my family..thank you for being on my page day after day rating my stuff and never giving up hope. It's because of yaz that I look forward to coming on here each day! Thank you to the Shadow Levelers!! To the Spankers Club...Club United and 25 To Life for all the support. And to the many of yaz who blinged me (and blinged me again AND again) I love yaz. For once you have managed to make this GEM speechless. **hugs** Donna

Contest
The contest is over, and I never even came close to having a chance at winning. Thank you to all of you that did help out, but I must express my disappointment at my so called friends. Never again, as long as I am on Fubar, will I EVER help anyone in a contest, to level or anything else. I have helped so many of you to do these things and when it came right down to it to return the favor only a select few stepped up to the plate. DO NOT SEND ME REQUESTS TO HELP IN CONTESTS, ETC AGAIN. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN! EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT HELPED ME! Guess I should have worded that differently! LOL sorry! HEY Y'ALL I'M IN A CONTEST -- GIVE A GIRL A HAND! OK, I'VE HELPED MANY OF YOU AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR Y'ALL TO HELP ME. I'M IN MY VERY FIRST CONTEST AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE 40K COMMENTS SO I CAN GET A 3 MONTH VIP!

Gamers Check This Out!!
just do as the directions say and you should be fine... worked for me first time, just dont forget to back up your orginal files to the desktop incase of crash then atleast you dont get compeltly wiped...have fun with it enjoy.. http://legiongamers.net/ipb/index.php?showtopic=17&st=0&p=29&#entry29

Assurance
ASSURANCE Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, ‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’ The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father. ‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl. ‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.’ In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours… This message is too short……but carries a lot of Feelings. ......

Own Me
Owned by in my name for a month. Rate all pix during happy hour (if VIP bid) Rate All Stash during HH Daily gift Daily Comment SFW salute #1 friend for a month Click the Pic Below to bid :) More to be added as bids goes up! Click here to bid on me :)

The Ex'es
If you come to close While I'm sleeping Or host of a nightmare Don't feed me the blame You're there every night in my head Right in my sight as I cut the skin And lead you to shame As we hold and make love I slip on a glove So I won't stain my hands As I take you away When I focus my brain I see you in vain I see you bathing in red And I can't believe Your killer is me And I hit my knees And start to cry I keep running and hiding and crying And falling and trying to get away Screaming and yelling and calling for help As you die in my arms once again As I wake in a sweat Thank God it hasn't happened yet And I run to you But you got to close When I focus my brain I see you in pain I see you bathing in red And I can't believe Your killer is me And I hit my knees And start to cry I keep running and hiding and crying And falling and trying to get away Screaming and yelling and calling for help As you die in my arms once

For My Daddy
You were taken a year ago today And given your wings, to fly away We all know your in a better place But we still miss your smiling face We know your watching from heaven above And through gods grace we feel your love Your still missed in the worse of ways Especially on these special days Our love for you it still goes on You taught us all we must be strong We will always remember the light in your eyes And they way you were, it makes us cry As we mourn today and remember you Please know our love will forever be SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE NOTHING HAS BEEN RIGHT EVERYTHING SEEMS TO GO WRONG I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE PLEASE GIVE ME GUIDANCE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE PLEASE HELP DADDY, TEACH ME TO LOVE AND TO LIVE MY LIFE ONCE AGAIN THE WAY THAT I SHOULD PLEASE TEACH ME THE WAY ONLY A DADDY COULD I wrote this poem for my father who after a brief yet very painful battle with metastatic adenocarcenoma, lost his fight with this horrible illness

Children
Alright ya'll...Most of you who read this have children..Let your children know you love them..teach them wrong from right...be there to guide them...be sure to praise them daily..build them up. Discipline them but DO NOT BEAT that child... There are many forms of discipline..just don't go overboard with it... I would love to get ahold to someone who abuses ANY child and teach them a lesson on what a beating is all about. Stand up for these kids ya'll..because you just might be the one to save an abused child. If you see a child being abused and say nothing..you are just as guilty as the perpetrator and that warrants an ass kicking on your part..

Reformating Computer
Hi everyone, First I want to thank everyone for joining me on my Happy Hour Friday evening! I never seen so many ratings and comments, lol. I thank you so very much! And I got over 300,000 points lol. Only about 800,000 from GodMother now. Whoo Hoooo! But I alwanted to let you know that I may be out a couple days. I had an awful time trying to keep up and return rates for everyone that rated me etc. Mainly due to my computer needing reformatted so badly and running pretty slow. So, I am just getting ready to delete everything and reinstall windows. I may be out a couple days, but hopefully I will be back online this evening sometime. But it takes a long time for me to get everything installed back the way I keep it. Lol I have lots of programs and special things I need to do in order to use and view applets, vbs stationery etc. So it takes me usually a couple days. Hope you all have a great weekend, and thanks so much for hanging out with me during my Happy Hour! It was very,

Just To Let You Know
Well I spent 6 hrs in the ER yesterday morning...Was x-rayed, cat scanned and poked with needles all to find out I have yet ANOTHER infection wooooohoooooo lucky me! NOT!....Sooooooooo needless to say Im one tired, annoyed and sick Juniper....Im on antibiotics, pain killers and nausea meds....I hope to be feeling better soon and back on here...Really miss ya guys! Hope all is well with you! Blessed Be Juniper Ok this is what is up and why I wont be on for a couple of days...On May 29th I was in the ER with major pains in my left side near my lung and kidney, I was diagnosed with Pleurisy which is an infection in the lining around my lung causing it to be really hard to breath without pain, Ive been put on pain killers and lots of rest. BUT of course it doesnt stop there! In the mix of all this I got a sunburn on top of a sunburn causing me to get sun poisoning. So right now Im drained, sore, having constant chills and have next to no energy. So my plans for the next couple of da

Quotes.
These are just sum Quotes that caught my eye in one book I have called "Think Big" Thot I shud share a few of them with yall.... -If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. -The road to a successful relationship is always under construction. -Forgivness is the key to happiness. -Love lets the past die by moving us to a new beginning without changing the past. -Don't lead me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -A realationship is like a gem; it requires friction to polish it. -Negative thinking is mental malpractise. -If you don't know what direction to take, you haven't acknowledged where you are. -The best way to predict your future is to create it. -If you can't find the time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find the time to do it over? -If you and you partner always agree, one of you is unneccessary! -Therapist a

Tazer
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &; Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the f

Cancer
WARN YOUR MOTHERS/WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS AND DAUGHTERS Bottled water in your car.....very dangerous, woman!!!! This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer. She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact thing. This has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels in breast cancer, especially in Australia . A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. The Doctor told her: women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead to breast cancer. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a

A Rose Video Made For Me By Rose Ty Xoxo
MADE BY ROSE TY XOXO TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FANS,& WHO EVER VIEWS MY PAGE & PROFILE. WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW,WHO IS BEHIND WHAT EVER YOU SEE OR HEAR ON MY PAGE. MY SWEET AND LOVING FRIEND ROSE ,MADE EDITED & DESIGNED THIS PAGE FOR ME.SHE TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO DO THIS.I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT,AND HER. THANK YOU ROSE XOXOXO

Contest Open!!
If you do you will at least come and rate this pic. I have thousands on my friends list. Are any of you truly my friends? Let's find out. Here's the link...xoxo My contest is open..I need tons of rates and comments..please help!! Love you guys..xoxo

Rate My Best Friend!
MyHotComments Showin' Sum Luv On Your Page!.. your Friend: GoThic PleaSures...Spanker Club Family.. Plz click my friend Al4funru's photo entry here and rate and comment him on his first contest! xoxoxoxo plz click my best friend, Al4funru's first contest entry photo below and help him out with lots of comments and high rates.....thanks! GoThic MyHotComments have a great week!! from: GoThic pLeaSures.. spanker club family.... plz click my friend Al4funru's photo entry , its his first contest and show him some fubar support.....thanks xoxoxoxo please help me out by clicking my photo entry of my best friend, and leaving lots of comments and rates it is his first contest..... thanks GoThic PLeaSures...........

Article
Local live music is where it is at. If you have never ventured out to see a local band in your area you have no idea what you are missing. Take it from me, there are bands that came out of this state that I never got to see live before they made it big. Shinedown and Yellowcard are both bands that came out of Jacksonville, Fl and I never made it up there to see them before they went big. One band that is just hitting the mainstream big is Another Black Day, these guys I have seen a few times and they are something not to be missed. Now with that being said here are some local and not so local acts I have seen come through on tour. The first band I am going to talk about tonight is Lo Mass Republic. This 5 piece rock band hails from Los Angeles and consists of Jesse Glick; vocals and rhythm guitar, Steve Cordre; bass, Corbin Long; keyboards, Jason Degorse; lead guitar and Andy Bonura; drums. I had the pleasure of seeing and meeting these guys when they came through here on tour

Discouragement
ok here we go getting into ones feelings and wearing them on your sleve, you show interest in a person and you feel that there is a connection even if they are over 2000 miles apart but you talk and joke around but then this other person just no longer seams to want to talk with you and you wonder what you may have done and still cant figure it out but when you let the person know and they just dont respond then you just need to let it go and go on but sometimes it is very hard so i hope that who ever reads this will understand what feelings can get messed up when they are worn on the sleeve so often you wonder just what goes through ones mind when one contemplates ending their life, i know that with my own experience it was that i was with someone that belittled and emotionally and mentally abused me, for so many years that you belive what they say is true and deep inside you know that it is not true. but when one is depressed and the friends you think you have the support group th

Will Be Gone For Most Of June
Okay fubar friends I will be leaving for Mississippi on June 3rd to visit family. I will be there for like two and a half weeks without a computer in the house where I will be staying. I don't know how I will survive without fubar for that long but I will try to get online whenever I can find a computer. I will miss all my true friends dearly and hope that I will be able to be around as much as possible. So I just wanted to let anyone who cares know that if I am not around much next month in June this will be the reason why but know that you are all in my hearts. Take care everyone and have fun for me and don't forget about me please. I will be back with a vengeance in July and I have big plans for that month so get ready!!!!!!!!! QUEENOFCOMMENTS

Milf's Having A Giveaway! Join While You Can!
List of Prizes.... First to 25K comments gets choice of 1 month blast or 3 month VIP First to 15K comments gets choice of 1 week blast, 1 month VIP or Ticker Package First 3 to reach 5K comments gets choice of 3 day blast or bling pack Most rates gets 50K fubucks in addition to monetray prize (if won) All particaipants to reach at least 2500 comments gets 15K fubucks in addition to monetary prizes (if won) Rules and Reminders for Giveaway.... 1. Self Bombing is encouraged. Bombing families are also allowed. Contest will start on Monday, June 9, 7 a.m. FU-TIME (10 a.m. EST) and will end when number of comments is reached for prize level. Contest not to exceed 30 days past start date. 2. No cheating or drama will be allowed. If this rule is broken you will be disqualified from this contest and any future contest that may be held by myself 3. In the event of a tie the participant with the most rates for that prize level will determine the winner 4. All prizes will be distr

Internet Isnt My Life!
I dont get it, why do people actually take offense to things that are done by others on the internet? Get so upset that they will actually argue with each other, Im not sure if they realize that those people arent in their lives just online like everyone else. In a way it seems like they have trouble seperating their real lives from the pictures and words they see on the screen. If someone says something on here so what...not that big a deal, now if it was in person then thats a diffrent story. But for people verbally fighting on here it seems that they need to turn off their computer and spend some time outside reconecting to the real world because all joking aside its pretty bad when you become emotional over things on here.

Bombing
GIVEAWAYS [In Order Of Bombing] PATCHES [Needs a total of 45,000] GREEKBOY [Needs 29,500] ADDICTIVE [Needs 14,500] DJ ARMY MEDIC [Needs 14,500] Let's throw some comments every day on this one because she is not in the same contest as the rest of us and didn't start at the same time. SOUTHERN STUNNA [Needs 46736 to go as of May 24] YOUR ULTIMATE DESIRE [Ne

My Evil Bad Habbit
I was a meth addict for over 15 years. You could say it ruled my life. It changed me in alot of ways, some good, some bad. I have taken my life over once again and self rehabiltated for 3 years now. I'm not sure if I have forgiven myself yet but I am trying hard. This Battle is not yet over for me but I WILL WIN.

Auction
LEVEL HIM UP!!! HE NEED ALL YOUR HELP. STOP BY AND SPREAD YOUR LOVE ALL OVER HIS PAGE! HELP HIM TO GODFATHER PLEASE!!! [†]♫EDlokiEN™®©♫[†]563,597 Points to go! THIS CALL IS TO ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO BE THERE FOR HIM AND HELP HIM OUT. PLEASE STOP BY HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME MAD LOVE BY RATING HIS PICS AND STASH!!! With Much Luv: [†]♫ღDark Dream™®ღ♫[†]@ fubar Chris Brown-Run It - Chris brown ft juelz santana (repost of original by '[†]♫ღDark Dream™®ღ♫[†]' on '2008-08-31 1

Lucky Me
I have owned many ladies of Fubar! These are the best! If you ever see them in up for auction! Dig deep you won’t be sorry! ۞ Lacey™ ۞ wuvs my crush ۞ Owned by Jak ۞ OWNER of 2 Many 2 list@ fubar ☆PopSicle Gurl☆ {Hitched To Muh Toast} ♥Owned By JAK♡ ||2nd Alarm Hottie||@ fubar Hopigalerin's Zatanna Zatara * Club Far * Shadow Leveler * Shining Star * SPANKER!@ fubar

Deleting Fubar .
yeah this is a real shit site. i have made no money off it and most of the time the fakes and bullshit artists who pretend interest for whatever fucked up game they play before touching themselves while perusing my pics can have it. DELETING FUBAR ADIOS NO one on here wants to get together i dont need an ego boost or someone to tell me im cool i know i am later on peopel have fun.

Wow
HMM I CANT BELIVE THAT WHEN I WOKE THIS MORNING ID BE A WALKING BOMBING MACHINE! MY GOSH IM SO PROUD TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT IN MY LITTLE RIGHT HAND I HAVE THAT MUCH POWER! LOL I HAVE ACHEIVED THE ULTIMATE I AM A BOMBER AGAIN! OK ENOUGH OF THAT THANKS TO ALL MY FAMILY HERE ON FUBAR FOR DOING WHAT YOU ALL HAVE. THERE IS SO MANY OF YOU FROM THE CONFEDERATES TO THE GRD FROM MY FAMLY LIST FOREST RICAN.... YOU ARE AS AWESOME PERSON TY! BOO LOVE YOU SIS!!!! ARCHANGEL...YOU NEED ME AGAIN YOU HOLLER! PISCES TY SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP ON BOTH OF THEM! YOU ALL ROCK!!!!!! ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW IS WOW! THANKS TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! IM GONNA SET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE WHEN I SAY MY FAMILY THAT IS ALL OF YOU I AM A MEMBER OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMBERS A MEMBER OF THE SHADOW LEVELERS AND A MEMBER OF THE SOUTHERNBADAZZ CREW I AM A HON MEMBER OF GRD BUT WHEN I SAY MY FAMILY THAT INCLUDES ALL OF YOU NOT JUST THE ONES ABOVE! I LOVE YOU ALL THANKS SO MUCH! IM GONNA SAY SOMT

Why Am I So Complicated?
first off amanda is here watching me blog while her hair is processing....purple....the color of queers...purple rain....n the unwanted hickies. first off amanda and i would like to make it clear that men are butts but for some reason we are only attracted to assholes. why you many ask!?!?!? thats a good question that i have no answer for. why we continue to like them after they fuck us over well that still remains a mystery as well. i do have a lil theory tho, do you want to hear? well i dont care im gonna tell yah anyways....its bc all the assholes are cute hot whatever, and in amandas words we are fly papers for assholes...wait a minute thats wrong bc that means they are stuck to us forever and that shit just aint happening. so in my words we are like the bug zapper lights, lol. ok we dont do mediphores all that great but you get the idea. another question in my mind, how do you avoid meeting assholes???? this totally has nothing to do with what i just wrote but what is

A Tribute To My Brothers And Sisters In Arms
this story was brought to my attention and i feel i must do some justice and shed some light on how a soldier feels and pay them tribute in my own little way... as u listen to the storey that is being told u may sit and wonder how in the world can music possible have such an impact on a soldier... simple... a soldier is taught to go into the deepest of their minds , and face the darkest of any threat ever faced... his own mortality, and those of his comrades around him/her do not think for one minute they do not fear, they do... but yet they press on!!! unquestioning cuz that is what they r taught to do... music helps all be able to be in touch with their inner spirit wether they realize it or not... and even now it helps MANY be albe to deal w the lingering atrosities they have had to live with... and will ALWAYS LIVE WITH! all change inside and it is hard to ever put into words what is felt ..the pain, and constant questioning why did they live and not tier comrade

She
she knelt before My feet her head bowed serenely her wrists behind her back her knees spread wantonly her hair obscured her face her skin as pure as snow her breaths slow and shallow her body seemed to glow. As I gazed upon her and drank in her beauty I reveled in her trust and her humility which caused My heart to burst for she had chosen Me to hold her heart and soul and mold her to My needs.

Vip Help
I WANT TO THANK THOSE OF MY FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME TO GET MY VIP, NCGIRL YOU WERE AWESOME, THE TIME YOU PUT IN TO HELP ME, ENJOY YOUR BLAST. CHEY86,BIGDADDYZACH, MY FRIEND DJ, AND DEVILISH EXPRESS, AND ?CJ?(I'M SORRY) YOU ALL DID GREAT AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. LORD WOLF AND STORMWOMAN FOR THE COMMENTS AND MAKING THE BULLETINS FOR ME, AND TWISTED WHISPERS THANK YOU ALL. FOR THE friends THAT I ASKED TO HELP ME AND YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE MY PLEAS FOR HELP, WELL THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP LEVELING OR A CONTEST OR WHATEVER CD NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FRIENDS HELPING FRIENDS? I CAN SEE THAT 96% OF YOU ONLY ADD FOR POINTS, AND RATE FOR POINTS. THAT IS WRONG AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND.

Hotmail 4 Bullies
DANGER'S VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR AT 8:00 PM FU-TIME!! PLEASE HIT HER PAGE HARD, LOVE HER WITH ALL YOU HAVE! CLICK ON ANY ON THESE PICS TO GO TO HER PROFILE! LET'S GET HER TO GODMOTHER TONIGHT! 8PM FU-TIME! DANGER'S FIRST HAPPY HOUR! PLEASE SAVE YOUR 11'S AND BRING YOUR 10'S AND THUMBS UP AS WELL! LET'S GODMOTHER THIS LOVELY LADY! >

Who Wants Fubucks
WHO WANTS TO OWN ME? HEY EVERYBODY IM UP FOR AUCTION THE LOWEST BID IS 125,00 FUBUCKS HERE IS THE LINK COME CHECK ME OUT THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL BE PUT IN 1..IN MY TOP FRIENDS 2..MY FAMILY LIST 3..RATE ALL STASHES AND PICS DURING HH 4..PIMP YOU OUT IN BULLETIN 5..AND PIMP YOU OUT IN MUMM I WILL GIVE YA 100 FUBUCKS PER COMMENT ON THIS PHOTO IM IN A CONTEST PLEASE COMMENT ME LEAVE ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE CLICK ON THE PHOTO

Journalism Stories
This one got pulled from the paper at the last minute, but I still liked it. So at least here, someone will read it. lol No simple solutions to complex problems When you have a one sentence answer to a complex problem-you are most likely wrong. If you can mention the problem and solution in one breath-you are most assuredly wrong. If you can give a one sentence answer to world hunger-you have missed the mark. I have heard several oversimplified solutions to world problem. World hunger is a perfect example. When I first attended Edmonds Community College one of my instructors stated, ‘If we all consumed 40 percent less meat, ranchers would grow 40 percent less cattle, and we could use that 40 percent of the land to grow wheat and solve the world’s food issue.’ There are a number of reasons why this wouldn’t work. First of all, if we consumed less meat, it would more likely affect the price of meat rather than inspire ranchers to grow wheat. Second, ranch land is oft

Makes You Think Or It Should
I just read and signed the petition: Stop Montana's Shameful Bison Slaughter! You can view this petition at: http://www. thepetitionsite. com/tell-a-friend/777215 Stop Montana's Shameful Bison Slaughter! Target: Montana Promotion Division Sponsored by: Defenders of Wildlife America's last free-roaming wild bison are a powerful reminder of the great American West. But they are being slaughtered on a scale not seen since the 1800s, and hundreds more are slated to be killed. This year alone, more than 1,300 bison have been needlessly killed -- more than a quarter of the park's population. State and federal officials kill these majestic animals when they leave the borders of Yellowstone National Park for fear that the animals will spread brucellosis to cattle -- even though there has never been a single case of a buffalo in the wild spreading the disease to cattle. This is no way to manage one of the icons of the American West... especially in a state that prides

The Spirit Walker's
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Quickey Birthday Blog.
The first man to greet me into this world 38 years ago was the best and so far, the only politician I have voted for, is Ron Paul. He was my mother's doctor in Freeport, and on the coldest day in June, he welcomed me to my mom and a truly strange world. Just a lil quickey before I had out to lunch and a movie with my oldest friend from Jasper. Its her Birthday on the 4th. Thank you all for the wonderful B-day wishes you have sent me. ~S

Tales Of An Unknown G33k
I've been playing at a new social networking site. Come check out my new profile!! It's alot like Myspace & Fubar...but YOU GET PAID!! Yeah, I'm making money now keeping in touch with my friends. HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!?!!!! I'd love to see you there. And for those who knew King Daddy...he's got a new profile there too. He deleted his account here weeks ago. Let's keep in touch! Simone - Owner of Freebiez Now

Friendship
I have found this to be at the root of all friendships...... I am a very honest person & my true friends mean the world to me, I would do most anything for any of them just shy of going to jail for them lol. If you want to become my friend thats great but please dont ask if ur just here for the points, as I am not into fanning,adding & rating! If u want to continue to stay on my friends list it means occaisional conversation, stop in, say hello, drop a comment I will always answer.... Yes most of my friends are guys, less drama there, I dont like drama, and if ur the jealous type, we may not get along very well. I like to talk with all my friends, and sometimes talk to too many at once lol, but am always glad they are there.. If we talk a lot & I consider U a true friend, then we become family, if not U get deleted, sorry but I dont need ppl to be just faces on my page.....

The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d

Tailor Made
Twenty-five, All of these mixed emotions, Tangled up in pure confusion, It’s hard to let go of the past, but it seems, Easier as time is moving, Well you said he makes you laugh, And he makes you happy, He sees you smiling back, It is everlasting, And so he’s tailor made for you, With stunning golden hues, And one sweet tone to soothe, Your persistent beating heart it’s just a start, And I, have seen you everyday, You’ve never been like this before, He’s tailor made, tailor, tailor made, So let go all of these mixed emotions, Forget all your hesitations, Together entwined inside this feeling, Feet off the ground, head hits ceiling, Then he whispered in your ear, He’s absolutely falling, The words he said are clear, So don’t insist on stalling Because he’s tailor made for you, With stunning golden hues, And one sweet tone to soothe, Your persistent beating heart it’s just a start, And I, have seen you everyday, You’ve never been like this

My Thoughts....
I have been extremely busy with the kids and their activities so I have not been on as much as I would like lately. When I do make it on sometimes it is only long enough to burn my 11's and other times I am here for a little bit. I will be back on more normally as soon as we figure out a better way of getting the kids where they need to be. To all Demon Crew, Rating Revolution, and Shadow Levelers members I apologize for my absence but I will make up for it as soon as I can. I am currently taking donations for my spotlight fund. Any and all will help. Anyone that makes a donation I am bookmarking your profile to create a pimp out blog/bully! Being in the spotlight is now the only thing I have not done on Fu! Don't want to make a donation but would rather pay me for rates, graphics, and so on. Any thoughts, ideas, etc are welcome. I really want to make this happen! Èvîl Àñgël†Ðemon Çrew ÀΜ Šhift Leader†+Ratin

Boyfriend Application
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would you tell your friends we had sex? 23. Would

Vip/blast Contest Check This Out
Hello Everyone...Let's have some fun! Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an open theme pic contest but no NSFW entries . Well here comes how You can get extra luv all the way around. Contest is gonna start on Jun 24th(TUES) @ 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern) Til July 5TH(SAT) @ 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern). All entries need to be sent to... Blondie in private message to enter. Click name above or link at the bottom to go to her profile All pic rates will be worth 10 points over all so theres no need to worry about down ratings of your pics. 1st Place Needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 30 day blast. 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out bully for a week. 2nd Place Needs 35,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets vip/or a 7 day blast. 100-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped ou

June!
I am owned by this man for June! LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar So go check him out! Spank him hard! Tell him I sent ya! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar So go check this fawker out! LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar (I'll make a prettier one later)

The List
I have created a list for Fubarians who are Rockstar, Fuberlord, Henchman or Insider and would like help leveling. You want to be on the list? Just send me a private message. Please be sure to let me know when you level so that I can keep this list as updated as possible. Thank you. Please Add/Fan/Rate these people. And if you feel like it rate some of their stuff, anything helps on their journey to the next level and all love will be returned. The List has helped 6 Fubarians become Fu-King so far! Insider... Smokie Fu Hubby To Toxic/Co-Owner@Club Toxic&Hillbilly Lounge/Manager@Club Temptation/Enforcer@CK2@ fubar 86,000 To Fu-King ☆DJ•Kak•Tease♣Snake♥Eyes♦Radio♠HeadPromoter•NgC☆@ fubar 241,000 To Fu-King *AngelDawnKris*Owned By Barrylicious , Armond, & Guidomedic@ fubar 278,000 To Fu-King CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~IBIC~FuAngel~Owned by/Owner of HisSweetObsession@ fubar 351,000 To Fu-King *Pink0828*~*~Owned B

Sexi's Sexy Thoughts( Mouthing Off About Things!)
I got this in my shout box after she spent 5 minutes on my page *Nikki*-Pu$$ &...: i find it hilarious that you are a fake.. you put diff pics up of blondes with different faces and you think people can't tell the difference.. are you that much of an attention whore? I mean c'mon lady I googled and found these pics online which are not you.. you need to learn to respect yourself as well as others... they have different smiles teeth and noses you can tell they're not even close to being you but nice try for being fake.. fucking looser Then she had to HIDE behind BLOCKING ME!!! LOL This is her LINK:http://www.fubar.com/user/1773320 Who is the loser here? #1. I bring NO drama to ne body's page!!! #2 I have salutes up that R me!! #3. If ppl want to think I am someone else is it my fault?? I say I am NOT them!! Is it any worse than a guy putting a womens picture up? And besides I am NOT THE ONLY person that does it on here Y start garbage with me? 4. IF SH

Tagged!
I was tagged by LunaLoveGoddess... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I once used a comic book as a source on a research paper about the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 2. I have 2 sisters who were born exactly one year apart. 3. The nurse named me when I was born because my Mom was too doped up on pain pills to think straight. 4. I was supposed to be twins. 5. I have been on TV both behind the camera and in front of it. I've been on the radio. I've been in print. And I did production work on a "B" movie. 6. I share my exact birthday with Molly Ringwald. 7. I have song that's copywrited. 8. Everything I needed to learn to g

Looking
Sitting here all alone my tears begin to fall your way to busy just to talk you just ignored my call. I have had a rough day wait, I always do you were just to busy you ignored the clue. Did you not hear it hear it in my voice? all you did was blocke me out which really wasn't a choice. I really needed you I was in dispair I felt hopeless but...you didn't care. Written by: Angie ~ADOPTION~ You don't get it, why don't you see? My whole damn life was never meant to be. I should be dead, from what my mother did, but what she got instead, was another stupid kid. Keeping everyone but me was the choice that they both made so i was the one, who got left behind and soon enough I will fade. Being left behind is way worse then death the papers were signed without holding their breath How would you feel if you were bought? You could never heal because they forgot. Written by: Angie Late at night I cry alone as my tears turn

Sagitarrius
Sagittarius is undoubtedly one of the most positive of the star signs. You were born under the ninth sign, which is ruled by Jupiter. Jupiter’s traditional name was Jove, hence your jovial attitude. You’re extremely confident in whatever you do. Being one of the luckiest signs, fortune seems to favour you, whether you plan things or not. That’s also the reason you don’t mind taking the odd risk or two. You feel as if you can’t possibly lose. This almost cocky attitude is something that attracts people to you. You’re also very enthusiastic, and this is contagious — people can’t help but feel the same way in your presence. Because people like you so much, they want to help you achieve your goals. But sometimes your life objectives are colossal — those arrows seem to shoot much further than the eye can see. Your philosophy is to bite off more than you can chew and then chew as fast as you can. People around you will sometimes feel that you’re overly ambit

Stuff To Know
I am single, I came across this and totally believe it...so i want to know is this what women really want? 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-kiss her slowly 5-laugh with her 6-invite her somewhere 7-let her be with you when you're with your friends 8-take pics with her 9-pull her onto your lap 10hen she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 11always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 12kiss her unexpectedly 13HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 14ll her shes beautiful... not sexy! 15ell her the way you feel about her! 16-tell her she means everything to you, but mean it 17-make her feel loved 18-kiss her infront of other girls you know 19-don't lie to her 20-dont cheat on her 21-take her anywhere she wants 22-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her 30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can alway

Rescued Puppy
So I went to the grocery store yesterday before work. As I'm trying to leave, this beautiful black lab puppy dog runs to me and my truck and passes out underneath it. Looks dead tired, starving, everything. Jack asses keep driving by, pointing, laughing, not realizing its not my dog and that I needed help lol. So one car finally stops and we get it out. No one around wanted the dog so I decide to keep it to make sure its recovers. I wasn't gonna just leave it to die. Besides, I have a soft spot in my heart for labs but that is another story/blog in itself. The moral of this story is that I had just watched Evan Almighty a few days ago. And boys and girls, what, I ask you, is the point of the movie??? A.R.K. Its how we change the world. 1 Act of Random Kindness at a time Odd coincedence of the movie and then this dog picking me out of a huge parking lot. I'm still undecided on whether I'm keeping it but I just don't see meeting anyone worthy. I dont trus

Romance
Canvas Beauty by LateNiteFantasy© Part One: The Awakening She stares at me From behind her canvas prison Oil eyes; Sienna, Blue as the desert sky; Pierce me, Search me, Beseech me... She is poised in such a way, So lady like, So mysterious, So beautiful... Yet sorrow fills her, It consumes her, It makes her all the more beautiful... What was her life like, My canvas beauty? What tales has she to tell? What secrets does she hold? Tucked away behind that plump bosom, Locked deep within M’Lady’s heart... Yes! I want her. I will take her. I will make her mine! This canvas beauty, Out on display for me And only me... Part two: The Build Up Finally she is mine, My canvas beauty I stare at her From across the room She on my bed... She watches me intentl

I Gave Up On Myself
its very sad everyone i know, but i am in so much pain right now it hurts to smile, to cry. to do anything my heart is in a million peices.. i gave my heart to someone i bent over backwords for them, just to get shit on over and over again, and then today i get told that him and his stupid exgirld are together and in love, but just for the last year he has been with me, telling me he loved me all that i gave and gave to him its a long story but the short version is i am so in love with this guy that can do nothing for me hes a dick to me and treats me horribly i just gave up .. on life, love and myself, my heart really hurts and im lost in my own tears!..

"to Dance"
Wednesday 3/5/2008 8:43 AM "The Human" i need to dance...in the woods...under the stars...by the brook... with my senses...all in tune...with the goddess...with the Moon... i need...for just a moment in time...to be free... of...the human part of me... to breathe in...to breathe out... breathe her in...breathe it out... to taste sweet peace...to be safe... within the arms...of pure harmony... if i were to lose myself...who would find me??? who would know??? if i had one fear...this...it would be... please forgive...this human part of me... i keep my faith...wear it close to my heart... i see with open eyes...i know... my plight it pales...in the light of others... yet still i call it out to thee...set me this woman...your daughter free... untie my hands... and once again... forgive...this... the human part of me... this prayer from one simple earthbound mother... to the Blessed luminous other... to my Father in the sky...i beg thee... hear your

Homecoming
I had been gone for a week and was finally going home. I had waited for this day with great anticipation for I missed my woman. While waiting at the airport for my flight thoughts of her ran through my head. I could not stop thinking about her pretty eyes and amazing smile. Sitting in wait was total agony for I longed to hold her close and kiss her tender lips lightly. Finally the time for my flight had come and my heart jumped with joy knowing it would only be a couple more hours till she was in my arms again. After the flight had landed I rushed into the airport looking all around to see her, my heart racing faster with each passing moment. After what felt like an eternity she finally came into my sites. At that moment everything else in the world no longer matter. The only thing that mattered was getting her into my arms, smelling her unique scent, and seeing the sparkle in her eyes for the love we had between us. Slowing I leaned into her and pressed my lips to hers. They felt s

Come On And Join The Convoy!!
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

Insomniac Files
i lie awake contemplating my day and days to come sleep deprived the world is a haze i cant quite get a grip on reality or slip into the dream realm my mind is turned to mush unable to think or comprehend what is going on around me the silence is deafening creaks and ticks snap me back as i slowly start to drift away i would give anything for sleep at this moment i wold sell my soul just for a dream of whatever my mind is pondering hopefully soon it will end and i will be able to drift into the realm of the unknown until then i will try to wrap my brains around the happenings of the world around me

Lil Something
For You Are The One For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see your pics My heart skips a beat. For you define sexii In both body and mind Your so damn sexi face More sexier than I'll ever find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love. There are no words. no way to show you how I feel That's like asking why is a flower so beautiful Why is the sky blue Why is the ocean wide? There are no answers, that's just the way life goes Ev

Writings
I have always had a vivid imagination so I am trying my hands at writings some stories. Please if you read my stories let me know what you think. Be aware that these stories are erotica. Thank you. My first story can be read here. After getting good comments about my first story I have created a second. Well after some time from the last here is the third story. Hope you enjoy it. Here is number fourth. After a long time here is the fifth. After a wait of forever finally here is the sixth.

In The Begining
OK a bit extreme probably but its always a thought. Get yourself sent to an island in the South Atlantic for 4 months with 40 mins of broadband a day and dial up for the rest. Food even the dog would turn its nose up at and accomodation with paper thin walls (at least I've got my own room). Away from work but does that realy make up for it? Get the network control center to switch the network off for an afternoon so you and all you mates can get told to go home by the Flight Sergeant. Take a few days leave! Yep I'm taking a few days off work! Had lots of fun at the Airshow on Sunday "Yes sir if you just park your car next to the other 2399 cars that are already there!" Knackering though especially when 2400 cars are trying to get out of 2 gates! "Yes sir it is a shame that you haven't moved for the last 1/2 hour and yes that que is moving faster, but that's the Fire Lane!" Followed by a nice EARLY morning stroll round the airfield picking up all those carefully discarded

Summer Is Here!!
Well hey everyone! Hope yall are doin great! Things here are pretty good, summer break is almost over and the kids go back to school in a couple weeks. My husband has been home all summer workin but now hes back on the road, left out this mornin. It really sucks but we knew this day would come again. Hes only a few hours away so after I get the kids reg for school we are gonna go up there and spend a few days with him. The kids will get one last mini vacation before school starts back. Weve done so much this summer I could write a book about it! Anywho I wanted to say hey to everyone. Once school starts back Ill be able to get on here to do things and chat with people and get back to bombin people so in a couple more weeks yall will see my face again! Miss yall and hope everyone is doin great! Lots of licks and spanks! XOXOXO Hey everyone! I hope yall are doin great and havin a wonderful summer! Its rainin here today so were stuck inside so fig I would get online really fast to say hey

Horoscope
June 02, 2008 Pisces (2/19-3/20) The greatest thing about the energy you'll be feeling today is that it will give you all the focus you need to take the most complicated ideas and make them simple enough for anyone to understand. That makes today a wonderful day for teaching people things or showing someone how to do something. You are a born teacher, although you rarely get the chance to play that role to your full potential. You can communicate with others in a way no one else can.

Shared Stuff With Pebbles
Pebbles is have a HAPPY HOUR @ 5pm FuTime!! Make sure that the BEST gets all your love!!! Walk all over the FuFake that is the hour after her!!! Brought to you on behalf of Pebbles!! Give her love!~PebblesinAZ~Argonutz' Angel~Read Blogs!!@ fubar

Wanna Fu Own Me>>???
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=33820&albumid=1117535&i=685442652&idx=5#810958288 this is my picture please go bid on me and ill be at ya beck and call for one Month :P http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=526822&albumid=1050929&i=1800067397&idx=14 thats the link i dont know how to do the cool lookin links but i am lookin for more bidders im worth more then 150 k i think dont u think?? if not then ill settle and just not feel loved by any of my friends ao come on go bid on me dog gone it!!!!!!!!!!!! Love DJ Lady Mel

Hmmmmmmmmm
1 question. 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you. FuMail me and see what happens

Garfield On Oil
Garfield on the oil crisis A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC!!! ? Any Questions??? NO? Didn't think So.

Bo Diddley Has Died
Rock Pioneer Bo Diddley Dies at Age 79 Rock pioneer Bo Diddley, famous for square guitar, hat and unique rhythm, dies at age 79 By RON WORD Associated Press Writer JACKSONVILLE, Fla. June 2, 2008 (AP) The Associated Press A founding father of rock 'n' roll dies at the age of 79. Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Holly

Thoughts
Here is a few things that have crossed my mind lately. Some you might think are dumb or are just plain stupid.. but you know what.. ITS MY HEAD... Are we alone in the universe??? Big waiste of space if we are.. Is there life after death??? Guess we have to wait and see.. Jumbo shrimp??? Define that plaese.. Outerspace??? Do we know where inner space left off.. Knowing other.. Get to know yourself first. It will make you a better friend!!! Goverment Intelligence??? Define that please.. Live Nudes.. I do not want to see Dead Nudes.. Labels.. Not for people!!! Underwear models??? Where are they??? If I am paying for my TV??? Commercials.. Are for what?? If it is instant messaging.. Why push enter or send??? Why make a date.. And not show up??? Beauty.. Everyone thinks differently!!! NO COMMENTS... THEY WILL BE DELETED

Battle Of The Sexs 2 , Auction
Since the Battle of the Sexes ~ Round I Auction was such a success we are doing it again... with several new twists! Battle of the Sexes ~ Round II This will be a Fu-Bucks & Cash Auction (Cash Conversation Rate at Bottom) ** Entry Fee: 25,000 Fu-Bucks ** Starting Bid: 50,000 Fu-Bucks ** Entry returned upon no bids. !!! NEW TWISTS !!! 1) The entry with the most rates for their picture will receive a Bling Pack (one male, one female) 2) The Top 5 Males and the Top 5 Females that bring in the highest bids will be auctioned off AGAIN in a LIVE FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION in Dirty Deeds Radio Lounge.

Please Just A Rate If U Can!
BrokenHearted click on this pic to take you there (repost of original by 'Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle' on '2008-06-04 13:53:41') most rates gets a blast or bling pack! ive never had a bling pack so please help me out so i can get one!

Asian Room Service Lesson
When traveling it can be so hard to understand...even when they try to speak your language! An Asian Room Service Lesson Be Warned , you will find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this This is a telephone exchange(actual?) between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia… Room Service(RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest(G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service" RS; "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?" G: "Uh..yes …I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: " Ow July Den?" G: "What?" RS: "Ow July Den?….pry, boy, pooch?" G: "Oh..the eggs! How do I like them?" "Sorry..scrambled please" RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem….crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine" RS: "Kokay. An San Tos?" G: "What?" RS: "San tos. July san Tos?" G: "I don't think so!" RS: "No? Judo one toes?" G: " I feel real bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! Toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? "Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: English

Lettin All My Friends And Family Memebers Know...
That I won`t be on here as much as I used to be...I am 7 months pregnant and I am tryna get everythin`ready for my baby girl...So, If you leave me luv and profile comments or whatever I will return everythin`as soon as I can...` Thanx for understgandin

I Need The Help
Greenwood - The victim of a deadly domestic dispute in Greenwood is now talking about how she was beaten, hit by a car, and burned out of her home three weeks ago. "You know, it doesn't even feel like it ever happened. It's like a nightmare," said Theresa Johnson. The nightmare of April 20 hasn't ended for the 29-year-old mother. That day, Theresa and her children nearly died at the hands of her boyfriend, 33-year-old Jerry "Brian" Bobb. "I don't know why he did it. And I can't explain to anyone why he did it," Johnson said. "But I know when I walked through the door that day, it started a three-hour rampage." She said the couple got into a verbal argument, when Bobb suddenly, violently attacked her. Johnson described the hours-long beating as terrifying. "He clotheslined me out of my recliner. He looked at me, grabbed me by my hair, shoved my head into the floor and said, 'Don't move!' That's when he walked into my kitchen and he grabbed two knives and he came back

Written Seductions
Second to Last Poet by LateNiteFantasy© The day would come – we saw it and now pondering the verse carved into your damp granite I will remember the curse, how we dared color gray rows of the trudging, endless lines marching in near mindless prose with a bit of rhythm, rhyme. We broke their lines, set words free, blued their skies with metaphor though they called us bourgeoisie it was we who searched for more. Suddenly now I’m the last with nothing better to do than spend my day in the past discussing poems with you. A Queston or Two by LateNiteFantasy© How many hands would it take to make The her body, quiver and shake her teeth to clench, her tits to ache with need for sucking, her cunt for fucking, I wonder would it be to crass to slide my penis in her ass another cock her mouth to fill and tits of of softist feelings thrill her all over the knowing mouth the womens touch in her cunt might be t

She Said What?
*Bar Tab Activity*- · Prophet WendyCaroline#C... just checked you out! · WendyCaroline#C... rated you a '10'! *Shout Box* WendyCarol...: WendyCarol...: Hi. I've just rated your Page. Could you please rate mine ? Thank you (^__^) . ->WendyCarol...: um, NO, I didn't ask you to rate me. ->WendyCarol...: your loss, my gain. YES, I really said that to her, and no I don't give an aviating fornication! Look at her stat's below here, does she look like she is STARVING for attention or needs my pittance of a rate for her to survive? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!! #8 in legend ranking, #15 in Cherry ranking, and #147 JUST for today alone! 339 thousand views, she is level 27, joined almost 2 years ago, and has had 224 referred people join Fubar...and has ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY THREE (173) crushes on her...WHY does she need to be shout boxing me to rate her for? WendyCarol#Club F.A.R. Legend: #8 Cherry Rank: #15 Today's Rank: #147 Status: (Stepped away) Buzz: 100% -- sh

Life
The sensations are amazing the surge of pleasure is almost overwhelming. I'm trembling and shaking. You stoke is just right finding my spot over and over and over. I've lost count. Out of breath and loving every minute. My turn to show you rolling you to your back me on top. Riding up and down. Round and round my hips gyrate. I feel you thobbing inside of me. It's time. I quicken my pace. I put my tit in your mouth to muffle the moans and you explode. The force is unexpected. Your bucking sends me into another wonderful spasm and I lay on top while my pussy squeezes every drop. mmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks for the fun. smooches Is it the way you love me? How good it is! You keep me coming back time after time. Is it the large mass between you legs or is it the sweet words that caress. I'm hooked on you. Sex is better than any drug i've been given. It's more addictive than love. My my my it stays on my mind. It's healing powers are amazing. God's gift of true pleasure. Eat Drink and h

E=motion
Laying here alone I feel my discontent My absence of faith I hear the quiet And feel the changes Of unknown fate Plastered in the sky Are the clouds which Represent emotion And I watch each one As it slowly drifts by Enamored by the notion And I wish they would rain on me Saturating my mind Soaking through my skin So that I may soon describe That I may soon relate That I then evaporate And become That Which precipitates (I would enlighten you, if I could make this come true)

Eroticism
You look into her eyes and see a desire for you beyond words. Your thought of kissing her lushes lips passionately knowing it will make her want you more; you slowly begin laying her down beginning at her neck slowly kissing your way down to her breast caressing,licking,sucking and biting them causing her desire to grow stronger. Slowly you move your hands down her body feeling every curve she has until you reach her inner thigh but making sure you make no contact with her clitoris. Inch by inch you kiss and lick your way down her abdomen and softly and gently lick her inner thighs gradually making your way to her clitoris that you just barely lick with the tip of your tongue cause her body to quiver with want and desire. Without her speaking a word her body is screaming TAKE ME! Grabbing her hips you pull her closer wrapping her legs around your head knowing her desire for pure ecstasy has become the arching of her body and the moans that she quietly tries to make. The continuation

Did I Mention I Love My Effin Job?!
I just wanted to let anyone know who was interested that I stated my own business. That's right I hold the reins bitches... and call my own shots ;) I sell the finest line of bath and body products, spa and massage line, lingerie and Adult Bedroom Pleasures. That's right XXX Toys ;) You really need to check it out. The best part about it you can have a party anywhere! I can do catalog parties or find someone i your area to hold a party for you at your house. Best part is you get 20% of your total party sales towards some LOVE LOOT ;) Any thing in the catalog! Or you can put that 20% towards a kit and become a consultant and earn 50% commision on your very first party and website sales! We are currently looking for Consultants for our team! If your at all interested in any of this you can throw me a private message and I will get back with ya with any information you might need.

Whatever
SATIN SMOOCHEZ COME ONE COME ALL!!! WE NEED LEVELERS!! COMPENSATIONS WILL BE OFFERED (SP) TRE HH @ 9PM FU-TIME WE WOULD ALSO LIKE U TO KNOW ABOUT SATIN AND SMOOCHEZ HAPPY HOURS THEY NEED UR HELP TOO SATIN HH @ 7PM FU-TIME SMOOCHEZ @8PM FU-TIME TRE HH @ 9PM FU

My Weekend
i am in a 400k giveaway and i need all the help i can get so plz help me out i went to my first NASCAR race on june 1 2008 and i tell ya what i had a good time there it was the best thing i ever did. even if u dont like nascar go to one race and see how it is it was the best time i had

Contests And Giveaways Just Shizzle's In
COME HELP SHIZZLE GET HIS FUBLING PACK. HE'S ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND CARES ABOUT EVERYONE. THERE'S NO TIME LIMIT BUT THE SOONER HE GETS THEM THE SOONER HE CAN GIVE THEM OUT. BROUGHT TO YOU BY DJ*Twista™ ♥JustShizzle'sRealG/F♥CoOwnerOf11ThDimention*ClubDeJaVuDJ*JusticeLeague*@ fubar

Heroes & Villains
HOOK ME UP PLEASE rate rip and comment my photos PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEE Ok so I put a shit load of heroes and villains into a album stop by rate em rip em comment tell me what you think Hey all I posted a buncha Heroes & Villains so rate em rip em comment also if you know any bad ass ones I missed let me know would you thanx

My Blog
Hell guys my name is Beyonka, i live in North Carolina, Im 35 years old with 4 wonderful kids that i so dearly love with all my heart an soul..Im a single parent of corse been married twice an not gonna do it again.. Been threw alot of things within the past year that i never thought I would do ..Wouldnt wish on noone.. Im very open minded an not shy at all seen that it doesnt get me anywhere by being shy..I love makin friends an having good friends which are very hard to find.. I came on here hopin to find good friends an I did..They have been really helpful to me an the things I was going threw an I THANK each an everyone with all my heart..

Hints To Make Leveling Easier
Check out the VAULT. WHY? Because a lot of you ask about skins, how to add music to your profile, etc. So, we've had this page up for awhile, and thought I'd finally nudge you that direction so you can check it out and get some cool links from it. You can find the link for the vault by the spot where you add stash! Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. You get more points and it's easier to level with a lot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for sharing them. Please stop by and show them some love. MUSIC: www.EZ-Tracks.com www.noolmusic.com GAMES: www.jigzone.com www.addictinggames.com www.embedgames.com www.owensworld.com www.sploder.com www.agilous.com www.calculatorcat.com www.albinoblacksheep.com www.flashgamecodes.com www.myspacemodworld.com PSYCHEDELIC ART

Goodies Goodies Goodies
♥I've Got Goodies Up For Bid!♥ ♥I'm Having My Own Personal Auction And You Can Have A Little Of My Sweet Goodies!♥ ♥Follow The Link Below To Get To My Goodies Folder. But Wait! Have You F/A/R'd Me?♥ ♥Well What Are You Waiting For! ♥ ♥Come On And Bid On Your Very Own Pink Goodies!♥ *Pink0828 *@ fubar My Goodies - Petey Pablo ft. Ciara

I Effin Rule At Life
I just saw some fubar person named "razncox" is it just me, or does that totally make you think, "raisin cocks"? and another one: the name is "pimpalicious". doesn't that sound a little too close to "pimple-icious"?

Thing The Make Me Mad!
I Fucking Hate You - Godsmack Okay, this is the deal, I'm extremely mad at this bullshit with the NSFW stupidity..... Fubar can lick my dirty asshole and let me shit in their mouth and I can get kicked off and I really don't give a shit.... Today I had 100 pictures marked NSFW just cause I got giant tits and I can't hide that shit!!!!!! There are some fucking sluts that have mainly NSFW photos and many of those are in their default album and they are legends and shit like that but because I'm a stupid lil bitch and not a porn star or the hottest bitch on fubar I get my pictures marked NSFW... My Fu-Family here who talks to me lots and my real friends here know I do not write crap like this but it has come that time!!! When i went to the fubar support lounge i got kick out because I expressed myself, and then they start to mark all my pix they could NSFW. All they could say is that's the new NSFW rules and they came out with the excuse of THIS IS NOT AN ADU

Unholy Staffers!!!!
Ok all my lovies!!! Our fellow staffer Al has decided he wants to see the numbers hit 2000!!! You have until Saturday to get out there and bring people in. This is open to ALL Satff. The Staffer who brings in # 2000 will get a 30 day Blast from our very own Al!!!! So come on guys don't let him down and get some more people in here.....You guys Rawk and should have no problem at all!!!! TY & have Fun...... UnHoly

I Love Fubar
> COME SEE WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER!!IM UP FOR AUCTION CLICK THE PIC LINK BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO THE PAGE YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR BID!ALSO IF YOU COULD JUST LEAVE RATE AS WELL. PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES GETS A BLING PACK OR A VIP AND IM BEHIND IN RATES.TY ALL SO MUCH IN ADVANCE!:) HERE IS THE LINK

Alone
Hold me close and don’t let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don’t let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone. By Joanna L. Bassett

Peeps
god this is to all them haters LudacrisHoMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com style='TEXT-DECORATION:NONE;display:block;width:320px;border:solid 2px orange;padding:2px' this is the *#*# href='http://videopapa.com/song_44190_Puddle_Of_Mudd-Psycho.html' target='_blank'>Puddle Of MuddPsychoMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com for those who are about to rock UsherYeah

My Soldier Comes Home
It all started innocently enough. Tim had just been deployed to Iraq. He needed that person to talk to back home and to keep is mind straight. His friend gave him Jessica’s email and told him they would get a long great. They were both pretty young with him being 20 and her being 19 and both from the hill country of Texas. Over the first six months he was stationed in Iraq they emailed nearly everyday they could. He would send her pictures of the war and she would send him pictures of things he missed most about Texas. Things like the bluebonnets in the spring, the colorful sunsets that closed out each day, the green hillsides around Austin, and his parent’s cattle ranch he worked on for so many years before leaving to join the Army. Jessica began to feel herself falling for the man she had never really met. They shared their thoughts and beliefs on everything it seemed. Everything except the war. In the beginning Tim asked Jessica not to ask much about it. Talking to

My Fubar Account
hey if you decided to read this then thanks for the attention. im thinking i am gonna delete my account. this online stuff is a real big waste of time... think of how much time you spend on here... like wtf. addicting isnt it... think about everything you have to get done around the house or the kids you should be spending time with... remember just because you are there dont mean you are spending time with them... so tell me, what would you be doing if you werent on here?

Comment Contest
My friend Jennifer is a comment bombing contest that runs through until Tuesday 29th. Any and all help will be appreciated. She will help you out if you ever need it. And so will I. Bomb her good please. Comment bomb my baby!!!!! [ fubar.com photo: 3111037421 ] [ fubar.com photo: 2972796830 ] I need help!!!! Thanks My friends are the best!

For The Gurls
a dear friend is sick and i am merely posting what she has send to me... as i am correcting this she is feeling much better now as the meds are leaving her system she is getting stronger. the prays we have exppressed for her has been working, so everyone keep the prays flowing its working: i like to thank everyone for showing all the concern for my well being as some sent me prays for my safe return to the internet. yes i'm feeling much better now it was touch n go there.. i did get so weak i could not sit up without being probed up. i'm start to hold down the food now even thinkin on going to the market. farm fresh here i come. Rihanna - Take A Bow Rihanna - Take A Bow [music video] Rihanna Take A Bow Lyrics How bout a round of applause? Standin ovation... Ooooh Yeah yeah yeah yeah You look so dumb right now Standin' outside my house Tryin' to apologize You're so ugly when you cry (Please) Just cut it out Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you

To All My Wonderful Groups
Here is a list of my all my groups, families, trains, tours, etc. that I belong to. Please check them out and consider joining as well!! Fubar World Cruise Club F.A.R. Team Love-part of Club F.A.R. Club United Fu-Angels Chuck Wagon Fantasy Flight Leather & Lace Convoy Justice League Rock Star Tour Military Parade Billboard Hottie and Hunks Rope n Ridin' Rodeo

Total Control
There you kneel now before your man, Head bowed, riding crop held up in your hand, Feeling its weight lift as I take it there, Submitting completely to the life that we share. Of clothing now, you have been given none, Eager anticipation fill you about the night to come, The cold air in the dungeon now makes your shiver, But is it really the cold or excitement that now makes you quiver. With the crop held tight I slowly circle you, Keeping your head bowed as you know you should do, You shudder as you feel the crop caress down you back, Then give out a cry when on your ass it now smacks. Circling back until in front of you I stand, Hearing the crop crack as I strike my own hand, With the tip under your chin, I raise your face up to me, But my piercing cold blue eyes are all that you see. As you feel the crop slowly caress down your cheek, You start to tremble as your knees go weak, The trill of the leather against your skin, The desire is building, not knowin

When Did The Fun Stop
I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE SINCE DECEMBER AND THE MORE I AM HERE THE MORE I WONDER WHEN THE FUN STOPPED AND THE CONTEST BEGAN. I SAY THIS CAUSE EVERY DAY I SEE MEN AN WOMEN ASKING TO BE BOUGHT VIPS, BLINGS, & TO FAN, ADD, & RATE ME. SO MY THING IS WHEN I JOINED THIS SITE MY GOAL WAS NOT TO BECOME A HIGH LVL IN ANYTHING BUT TO JUST HAVE FUN. AND LATELY FOR ME THE FUN HAS STOPPED AND I AM BECOME PART OF THE CONTEST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. BUT THE ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT ME IS THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR THE FUN AND MEET NEW FRIENDS.AND THE FRIENDS I MAKE SOME OF THEM WILL BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND THERE ARE SOME THAT WILL JUST BE A MEMORY. BUT WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AS A FREIND TO ME. SO ALL OF YOU THAT ARE IN THE CONSTANT RAT RACE OF BEING ON TOP THINK ABOUT THE MANY FRIENDS U HAVE ON THIS SITE AND SEE IF YOU CAN REMEMBER ONE THING ABOUT THEM. I BET IT WILL BE HARD FOR ALOT TO EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAME AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE COLLECTION OF SO MANY. AND I GUESS I AM SAYING EV

Robin Williams
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we wil l never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting wi th Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs t

Salute Pics.
If you want a salute pic i will be doing them this weekend. Tell me what you would like and i will personalize just for you. Don't be afraid tell me. I'm not shy and you shouldn't be either. Name it and it's yours if it's not illegal...lol If you want a salute pic i will be doing them next weekend. Tell me what you would like and i will personalize just for you. Don't be afraid tell me. I'm not shy and you shouldn't be either. Name it and it's yours if it's not illegal...lol

Things Going On
Some of you already know that I have been going through some really bad times right now in my life. But only a very few of you know the in-depth story. That is why I have only been conversing with them lately since I just don't have it in me to re-trace everything right now. Please don't take offense if I don't respond to your messages or shouts the next few days, it's just better that way for me right now. Thanks to everyone who has shown sincere concern for me. I don't get out very often and me true friends on here have been a real God-sent to me. I love you all dearly. If anyone wants to know for sure if I am doing well, please contact my Aunt Nyne here. Just tell her I sent you. She is my #1 friend and family member. *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}@ fubar I need to leave for a while & take care of some things, but plan on being back on tonight. Take care all my friends. I love you all so much!

Athena
Okay, so most people on here with any modicum* of intelligence would have figured that Athena is not my real name. Why did I choose it...... Athene (Athena) - Virgin goddess of war as well as the arts and crafts and in later times of general wisdome, Athene had an extraordinary birth. Zeuss had been warned by his grand-parents, Gaia and Uranus, that his first wife, Metis, would hae a son wo would overthrow Zeus as he had his own father. Zeus therefore swallowed Metis, who was pregnant, and forgot all about her until one morning he awoke with a terrible headache and a rattling sound in his head. Hephaestus was called in to crack open Zeus' skull to see what the trouble was; the smith-god obliged and out jumped Athene in full armor! She became Zeus' favorite. Her titles 'Promachos' (the Champion) and 'Ergane' (Worker) reflected her dual role as a goddess of war and everyday work. In art she appears as a tall, slim, noble woman with a helmet, spear and shield and her sp

Do You Think?
Do you think that future generations will look at the photos we have all taken of ourselves and think that we were a race of one armed people? Do you think that future generations will read the writings of our children and think that our educational equivilent was that of Neandertal Man? Do you think future generations of humans will be born with extended thumbs more suited to "texting" on phone keypads and portable computer devices? Do you think that future generations will become more and more isolated individuals, venturing less and less frequently from their homes due to the proliferation of internet access, web cams and all of the other media that do not require actual human contact? Do you think that future generations will be able to comprehend my writing whereas I tend to use the full range of my vocabulary and spell correctly using proper English grammar? Do you think future generations will understand the current human condition, will they be able to

First Blog....
Well this is my first blog. I've seen other blogs and I don't have anything funny to say yet but stay tuned it just might happen. lol Well I'm gonna jet for now but will be back and that's a threat you can count on. I started changing the way I eat some time ago but since I need to pass a PT test to get back in the Army I have to loose about 40 pounds give or take. I also have to be able to run 2 miles in about 16 and a half minutes then do sit ups and push ups. I have the sit ups and push ups down but the run is what worrys me. I started an exercise program almost two weeks ago after I put out a mumm on whether I should start slow and walk then run or just start running. I weigh a little over 250 so I started walking a mile every night, after several days of that it was getting too easy so I moved it up to a mile and a half. I have been doing two miles the last couple days. I will finish out the week with two miles and then on Monday I will run a lap and walk a lap. The runni

Auction
Auction is now open COME AND BID BID BID Auction is now open thats right it is OPEN Look at the hotties I have for you I'm Smut EasyOnTheEyes Demented187 Irish Chick Mrs.Cutie Pezz DeDe Mz.Belle Still time to get in and heres how you do it... Link me the picture you wanna use ...Now now make sure it is SFW We dont want no naughty pictures .... Let me know what your offers are...I will put them up with your picture.... Send me 25K for the entry fee... And I will post your link and picture In here Lets show FUBAR how to really hold an auction... Auction will run for 10 days all offers are up to you... Anything goes on bids ...Fubucks or cash bids THIS AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY MZ.BELLE MZ.BELLE OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY~~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~Fu Owned by Demented187@ fubar Lets get th

Helping Set Up Live Auction In Sweetwaters
I'm helping set up a live auction in Sweetwaters lounge.. Looking for anyone interested in joining..No fee just asking everyone to join the lounge :)..So if ur interested in joining let me know send me a link to ur pic and i'll get u put in the auction..Oh and the greatest lounge owner ever jade is looking for DJs..So if ur interested in that too let me know..Thanks everyone mwaz

Can I Get 2 Rates
Can I get a rate from you? Please click my pic and give me a rate and then click Pervie's pic and give her a rate If we get enough we can each get a 1 day Blast get a 1 day blast Its only gonna take a few seconds

Pimp Outs
Ok there comes a time and a day when we all manage to have a brain fart. A few months ago Quick, the one who first originally brought me to this site, deleted his account. Now this is one straight hottie, I have known him for several years!! Go back and re-add him, fan him do all that you can do to him! HIDING IN THE DARKNESS OF MY DREAMS THOUGHTS AND DESIRES@ fubar Now this is one man that can make my mouth water, its true QUICKISGOD!

More Fu-help Needed
Yes, gimme 5! Just 5! That's all I am asking for. Click this pic here. Now comment 5 times. Easy, simple and fun. Help this little redhead, country girl win this contest. PLEEEEEEEZE You'll get a special comment from me for helping too :D After you leave the comments on the contest page , send me a message that you gave me a HIGH 5 and I will get your special comment to you As Soon As Possible. :) I am in a giveaway. I need comments PLEASE. No limit on how many, I don't care if it is two or two hundred. I appreciate them all. So do me a favor and click this pic and drop a bomb on me. MUAH Luv and Stuff, Sexci ♥

Come On To Da Fantasy Ride
COME JOIN THE FANTASY RIDE!! Join the Pu$$yCat PlayMates on the newest, hottest train on fubar. Come take a ride with us to the PlayMate PlayHouse where all your fantasies can come true. You don't have to be a member of the PlayMates to join in the ride, all you have to do is: 1. R/F/A all passengers on the ride. **Make sure you put Fantasy Ride in your requests or if they're already a friend then drop them a comment saying you're joining the ride.** 2. Keep the drama out. 3. When you have finished adding everyone, send me (Last of a Dyin Breed) a private message to let me know you want to join.

Godmothers From Fat Sonny
These Ladies Need YOUR Help!!! These are just some of the ladies from my list that are getting close to God-mothering Check them out, hell pick one or two to help on your way. [Disclaimer: This is not the godfather list this is just some from my own list. The godfather list is still done by Mikey] Show These Sexy Kittens Some Lovins: Freak ~*~ Pwned by Alice in Wonderland ~*~@ fubar ·· . .JÇ. . ··. .Owned by Dizzle,Cinco&Satin@ fubar ☆Minou Minou☆@ fubar ♥OzzyFre

Singing The Blues
All i ever wanted,was someone to love!All i ever wanted,was to give my all!All iever wanted,was to be a good dad!All i ever wanted,wassomeone to love me!All i ever wanted,was a chance at the good life!All i ever wanted,was to not be alone!All i ever wanted,the chance to change someone's life for the better!All i ever wanted,to feel the passionate feel of the woman for me!Have i really found her?I think so cause of the way she makes me feel,the pounding of my heart,when we talk,and the weekness in my knees when i look at her!you know who you are,and why i feel like this! How to deal with my feelings?I can do the things i used to do,and just give up,and lock my self down in my own little pity party.Or i can take a deep breath,and man up.I know that with a little hard work,and dedication i will climb the mountains before me.I will not give in to the depression,nor will give up hope,because right now thats all i have.The pain inside is getting worse,and the weight is getting heavy,but my s

My Writings
Give a Roar by LateNiteFantas© Not really sure what God is 'cept this world I've seen and been seen by, touched and been burnt by, heard and been inspired by, and those parts of this blue, green, cold and black but starry universe which are difficult to understand, which leave us shaking in terror and trembling in joy, yes, those mysterious, wise and horrible judges of our actions which do not walk on two pink, fleshy legs who do not masturbate, copulate or complacentate. But aside from the exhillirating but depressing question of what GOD is: he gave me two hands: he must have meant to me grasp, twist, turn, manipulate and dig this planet into a space-age garden; he gave me two legs: he must have meant me to run, kick, climb and uplift industry with the colossal power of the proletariat; he gave me a mouth: he must have wanted me to sing the sophisticated, coquettish trills of mozart and moan the haggard, world grunged sub-melodies of Cobain, he must have meant me to ass

Somewhere I Belong
i sit and ache.. my life is not as i imagined it to be false friends false lies false emotions false I LOVE YOU's where do i belong???? i keep reaching out trying to feel what is real tying to hold what my heart keeps showing me i blame my self, yet i know must drive on i am worth it but yet i cry silent tears when i feel i am about to be let down y do i let myself even hope???

Auction No2
HELLO ALL ONCE AGAIN IM AN AUCTION...THIS A BOMBER AND LEVELER..YES THAT RIGHT U GOT YOUR OWN RATER....COME CHECK ME OUT AND SEE WHAT IM OFFERING.. DEPENDS ON THE OFFER I CAN ADD MORE...WE WORK ON THE DETAILS....SO COME CHECK ME OUT AND AND SHOW LUV....U KNOW IM GOOD FOR IT TY....LATA Want too own your own Leveler or Bomber for a month. Stop by and check them all out and put a bid in too own them for a month. Check out what each has too offer. Auction ends June 15th at 12:00 p.m. est. At this point out we will not be accepting no more entrys. Good Luck too all and Happy Bidding Here is the breakdown for Fu Bucks as per cash bid.

Blog It Out Baby!
I just have a question. If your birthday fell on Father's Day, what would be more important...spending time with your children, going out with your girlfriend and friends or making time for all of it? Well, I know a particular father that decided to spend time with his girlfriend instead of his children. He called the day before to get his birthday and Father's Day wishes. When asked why his plans changed from spending time with his kids to spending time with his girlfriend...his answer was, she made plans for me a week ago and I don't want to disappoint her. Hmmm... children ...girlfriend Children you are barely around.. a girlfriend that you see every weekend. I guess this is what "good dads" do. As long as they buy things on occasion for their children, they feel they are good fathers and don't need to actually 'be there'. Hmm.. too bad. There may be a lot of disappointed & neglected children out there who will resent the men that 'claim' to be their father. ~~Pi

Breath
am i wrong for wanting to feel the warmth of a breath on my neck hear a voice whisper in my ear..."YOU ARE MINE MY PET" heart pounding at simple words that r said to me i wish to open up and give him all that lies with within my very essnece yet i know i should hold back stop making my heart pound so hard its starting to hurt knowing u r there and i am here and anything can can happen out side of this virtual world

Spotlight
I am going for the SpOtLiGhT!!! **See Comment Offer Below** All I'm asking for is a little help in raising the fu-bucks. Even if it's just rates!! Donations are of course appreciated but anything can help! I will be rating people like crazy to get there myself! If a donation is made in fu-bucks ($100, 000 and up) ...I will make you 1 SFW salute. The salute can say whatever you want! YOUR choice! My way of saying thank you for helping me achieve this goal! Not only that but your profile link and your donation amount will be added to this as well, so you get pimped in the process of giving! Yay!! ***In a contest/giveaway and need comments? Both me and Jason, will help bomb you! $10,000 fu bucks gets you 100 comments and all the way up to $100,000 fu bucks donation gets you 1000 comments to your contest/giveaway! I love all of you! Click on me to donate or rate! Your Ultimate Desire¢¾Wifey & R/L G/F to Jason & Greeter for FuLuvBombSquad & Owned by ED@ fubar The

Midnight Ecstasy
Midnight Ecstasy is now back and open!!!! Come chill with us tonight at Midnight Ecstasy!!!! If you are looking for great ppl and good times then join us now!!!!! Click the pic above to come in and have some F-U-N!!!

Not What U Were Expecting
when i'm expecting something to go one way and it goes another i am always unhappy with the results. Even if the result on its own would be considered positive. I reached for a cream soda, someone had switched one of the bottles in the 6 pack, i opened and drank it, not seeing it wasn't cream soda. It tasted terrible. Turned out to be black cherry soda. I love black cherry soda, but not when i'm expecting a cream soda. i am not trying to make a moral statement or some philosophical revelation. but the moral to the story is, live without expectation and you'll be disappointed less often.

Go Rock The House With The Best
TO ANY OTHER LOUNGE THAT MY WANT ME TO DJ FOR THEM DONT EVEN ASK CAUSE I ANIT GOING TO EVEN THO I CANT GET IN THIS LOUNGE DONT MEAN I WANNA DJ FOR SOMEONE ELSE I STICK WITH WHAT I START =D *********** DJ JAGERZOMBIE ON AIR NOW!!! ONLY @ THE FU*K SHOP ********* > ~~~~~~~~~~~ NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS DROP IN AND CHILL WITH US THANKYOU HORNY AND CREW! ~~~~~~~~~~~

I Need A Bit Of Help
Ok, this is just a post to everyone .. I keep getting some weird txt messages on my phone the last few days.. there coming from "txt2day" website. ive looked at it and i cant figure out where there being sent from , well not where but i dont kno who is sending them. so if any one on here is sending them to me, would you tell me who ya are so i stop freakin out bout who it is.. pretty plz. . :)) thank you!! i need a little help from my friends or anyone who sees this , i need to level up i only got 9 thousand left to go,, i need rated,viewed,faned , anything. so if you get a free moment can you please give me a tiny boost in any way .. thankx so much.!!

Thank You
hi to all my friends just want to say im home and resting the procedure went well i have more time to share the love to my friends hope for a long time lol i wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the love. all of my friends are great.i have a few more visits with the doctor but but its looking good.wish the doctor had a cure for a lost soul lmao so im home and should be making my rounds to say hi to all of you hugs and sunshine to all.... ervin.

Life
life is a gift theres nothing worth missing out of. what makes life a gift you might ask. well it starts with family.. then comes friends the ones to be there to pick you up when you fall to be there shining bright like a star in the darkest of nights. to be there as a flame to warm you up in the coldest of days. thats what makes it worth all living for.

Hump Day And Its Wet
S E X! How important is it in ur marriage and or in ur current Relationship? See yall I'm starting to wonder maybe Im just too much of a SEXUAL MAMI that it makes whomever my partner is for the moment start to feel well to put it short, either im accused of being a FREAK which duh i am, lol in a playful way, but the truth of the matter is I LOVE SEX! Especially when its with someone that im feeling and see lately ive had my EX visit me at work and i took a half day off he tells me that Im as they put it TOO MUCH..but what they fail to realize is that the in between time of not being physically sexual with no one a sista is like dayum, when mr okay stops thru well this pussy be ready and waiting! and yesI have my toys for those of you who actually do read my postings, lol, but its nothing like a man in between your thighs and sucking and caressing your breast that no fucking toy cn replace lol, so my question is: AM I EXPECTING TOO MUCH? I mean the way i look at it why shoul

Poems
Take my hand and walk with me… Together explore every bend of the road that has been put before us… Enjoy with me the beauty of life… Along its wonderful way, find comfort with me, in each other’s arms… When grief crosses our path, find strength with me, in each other’s strength, When despair lies in wait, laugh and smile with me, as you is not alone. If you is in distress, I will be there to make it better and clear any tears, So u can better understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders we bring to each other in our lives, as we most happy with one another. Don’t fear in the mysteries, of what is yet to be…as we will deal with them together. Find peace with me, in each other’s souls, when the world has gone insane…I’ll be there to keep you from going crazy as well. Find love with me, in each other’s hearts, so when the path comes to an end, I hope without words and from deep in our hearts, We’ve known the beauty of true love, from

Thank You
I wanted to thank my Fubomber family and my friends for helping me out so much during this contest. I have been working a lot of split shifts with this new job so I haven't been able to bomb as much as I would like to. You guys have really been there for me and stuck by me and I appreciate it. The transition from being with Nathan for 9 years and then suddenly becoming a single mother has made this a difficult time for me. My kids are adjusting well to life without a father. I guess my friend was right when he said kids are resilient. It seems to have been harder on me than them and I am grateful for that as well. Things are getting so much better and for the first time in a long time I don't have to wake up knowing I am going to be pissed or cry because Nathan has hurt me again. Of course living with my parents is no cake walk but we got a bigger house so we will at least have our own personal space soon. Things are going pretty good right now..knock on wood. Anyway without my friends

Just Things I Like To Share
Someday everything will make perfect sence. So for now, Laugh at the confusion, Smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason. Who actually puts the "func" in disfunctional? (Man of the Year) Robin williams as Tom Dobbs 12:20pm June 06....When I saw it. It used to be easy to make your pics smaller and rate them quickly. But with the new system that doesn't work any more. The new easy rates I have found are if you actually start with the last picture and rate backwards and rate the larger pics, because it gives the perfect amount of time between Pic rates to make it so the new infamous " slow down your rating too fast" doesn't pop up very often at all. Just a little helpful hint to the frustrated Mass raters out there. There is always a Loop-Hole around every system anyone can come up with. You just have to be willing to look for it.

Midnight Ecstacy
Please come join me and my family at the hottest lounge on Fubar. The greatest tunes, a real cool place to hang out, and of course our family is the best. We would love for you to check us out. Remember: Pants are optional....we prefer u dont wear any :). So please come join us once again.

Love & Soulmates
I have been Married now for 6 yrs and been together since 1999. This is My 2nd Marriage. I Love this man more then anything in the whole world, more then my 1st Husband. I feel so much more for him, and considered him to be my Soul Mate. The thing is I know he Loves me but I just don't feel like we are on the same page. He says he Loves me, but has a difficult time expressing it or rarely does. I am a very afectionate person, he's not (he was at one point very affectionate). He seems distant to me allot of times. He has little to n interest in sex, cuddling, kissing or any affection in general. About 2 weeks ago he meet up with and ended up sleeping an old fling. We been together for 10 yrs approx. and he has never done anything like this. And it makes no sense to me for a man with little to no sex drive to go and do this. I Love him with all my Heart and I don't want to lose him, but I don't want to keep feeling rejected or just plane unwanted. Or keep wondering if he would rather be

Bully
COME ROCK OUT WITH THE BONE CRUSHER FAMILY!!!!!! CLICK ON LINK TO COME TO THE NEW LOUNGE ON THE BLOCK AND ROCK OUT NOW HIRING ALL STAFF:DJS,PROMOTERS,GREETERS,SERCURITY: PLZ JOIN THE FAMILY AND HAVE A DRAMA FREE TIME

Fubucks
NEED FUBUCKS I got plenty of fubucks ! I will give 100,000 fubucks for a 1 month VIP ! I will also give you the first 100 ..11's to you! I will also fan/rate/and add you! So if you need fubucks then this is the bulletin for you! If you are interested please leave me a private message. I will get back to you .Thank You and Have A Great Day ! Click the pic to leave Rebel a private message. TY! NEED FUBUCKS!!!! YOU NEED FUBUCKS I NEED A MONTH VIP! SO LET'S TALK BUSINESS! I WILL GIVE 50,000 FUBUCKS FOR A MONTH VIP! I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MY FIRST 100 ..11'S! I NEED TO LOAD MORE PICS AND CAN'T WITHOUT VIP! IF INTERESTED PLZ SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP! Click the pic to sent me a message !

Poems
She is tired of trying she is tired of crying you know she has been smiling but inside she is dying she seems so sad there all alone crying herself to sleep all her scars are cut down deep as she stands she wishes for someone to take her hand she wishes for the pain to stop you can see she is hurting in every teardrop the years that she wasted is nothing to the tears that she tasted she says scars are nothing just memories of how many times you broke her heart no one ever cared if it riped apart no one cared where the pieces fell her life in living hell This is my bright red scream as I press down harder blood begins to surface I convince myself "you don't feel pain, forget it, it's worth it" You convince yourself that there is no pain I try to forget it's just my sick little game there's white ones, red ones, fresh ones too I'm ashamed of what I do As time goes by they get harder to hide more and more skin with scars on the outside Hide them with long slee

Sbradio Family
Sinful Sanction now open, come share you sins and desires! A great place to hangout for good conversation, girls on cam and the best music on fubar! Click the banner and enter at your own risk, park the drama outside! (repost of original by 'DJ PUNK SBRadio Family Co-owner@Sinful Sanctions Owner/Owned by Blondie!' on '2008-06-02 10:59:13') (repost of original by '¢¾ DJ Angel ¢¾ CoOwner@Sinful Sanctions &Erotic Fantasy-Shane's Stripper~' on '2008-06-04 07:40:38') (repost of original by 'DJ PUNK SBRadio Family Co-owner@Sinful Sanctions Owner/Owned by Blondie!' on '200

Friends Who Helped Me Level To Henchman!
These people have either Helped me over the last few days by bring down points or They helped me level today! They are all awesome friends or friends of friends who are now all ANGELS in my eyes and yall ROCK! Check them all out some or either close to leveling themselves so please go show them love they are great! They are in particular order just show them lots of love! Just Jilly****Tappinit got my Cherry **** Go Red Wings!!!!@ fubar Kasman ~^~FREE SPIRIT LEVELERS~^~SHADOW LEVELERS~^~@ fubar Cherian@ fubar robisue(Club F.a.r.)**Lollipop GUrlz **Fubar World Cruise**Shadow Levelers**Fu-Owned By Miss Crys~@ fubar Bec Bec "LOLLIPOP GURL" (FUBAR WORLD CRUISE)@ fubar ~Phoenix~@ fubar dale jr fan 88@ fubar PebblesinAZ- Be My Master...Bid 2 Own ME! C Blog! Come get my Goodies!@ fubar *

Vacation
It's almost Friday & Fla keys here I come!!!!!! just wanted everyone to know I won't be around much for the next 11 days, nothing against U but I am on vacation.....woohoo I will bring my laptop with me & will check in where I can get service, so if ya need to get a hold of me just send me a msg & I will return ur call or msg....My close friends have my yahoo address & u can always call lol Have a great week & I will see U when I get back, Love, "Sunshine" ps... should be back after the 16th

Mean
Randy the vampire http://fubar.com/user/301551 is stealing others pics not just of them but also their kids making new profiles then sending shouts such as this : cheeseonmy...: 200 screennames or cheeseonmy...: your daughter will go down (NOTE: THE PHOTO HE'S USING IS OF A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL)

Disappearing
Ok for all those who give a shit...Im gunna be going into the hospital for surgery tomorrow (6-5-2008) and I'll be in a couple days. Im taking my laptop with me hopefully I can still get on, but I dont see it happening. So if you dont see me then you know why. Kisses and will miss you all. I will play catch up when I get back next week. For those of you who have my number feel free to text me if you dont see me on......I will have my phone with me. Kisses, The Princess (aka Julie)

A Star
a twinkle here a twinkle there sitting under the clear nightsky i wondered i wondered if i can float up and gently touch them and be next to them one by one slowly shining its way into the dark night skies coming out of the darkness and lighting up the heavenly skies with its little twinkle i couldnt help draw a parallel how each one of us are stars ourselves in this vast ocean of life unknown and unseen we hide behind the hazy clouds of life constantly trying to sparkle and shine outshined by the powerful sun and fading away in the huge glare we end up as a mere dot on a canvas across the huge expanse of the night sky each star try to outshine the others each star trying to twinkle its way to glory a glory that lasts only for a second find the star inside you twinkle in the night sky dont worry about lighting up the entire world dont worry about twinkling your way to glory maybe you are cannot be the powerful sun but you are a star a star

Club Mystic
CLUB MYSTIC IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO ENJOY BOMBING GIVEAWAYS AND HELPING EACH OTHER LEVEL, AND LOVE TO HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT! ALMOST EVERY MEMBER MAXES OUT ON PIC COMMENTS ON A DAILY BASIS, AND IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR THEM TO MAX OUT ON PIC AND STASH RATES AS WELL! THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL.... I WANT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH, WE EXPECT A LOT FROM OUR MEMBERS, AND IF YOU ARE NOT BOMBINGS OUR GIVEAWAYS, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE MEMBER LIST WITHOUT WARNING! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH ME, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CANNOT HELP! I KNOW THAT FUBAR IS NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ANYONE'S LIFE, BUT THIS SMALL FAMILY IS STRONG AND VERY CLOSE. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE AN ACTIVE BOMBER, PLEASE DO NOT EVEN REQUEST TO JOIN THIS FAMILY. THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED TO BE A PART OF THIS GROUP HAVE NOT STAYED VERY LONG, THEY WANT THE POINTS TO HELP THEM LEVEL, BUT DON'T WANT TO BOMB OUR GIVEAWAYS, OR ELSE THEY STAY JUST LONG ENOUGH TO LEVEL UP OR WIN A VIP...SOOOOO.

This Is So Cool Check It Out!
Birthday Calculator 21 August 1970 Your date of conception was on or about 28 November 1969 which was a Friday. You were born on a Friday under the astrological sign Leo. Your Life path number is 1. Your fortune cookie reads: A thrilling time is in your immediate future. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440819.5. The golden number for 1970 is 14. The epact number for 1970 is 22. The year 1970 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry. You were born in

Prayers Needed
PRAYERS NEEDED WE HAVE A VERY DEAR FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL IN ICU. Richard Cutsinger aka 'barmantx' NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT WOULD LIKE FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR HIM, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIS FRIENDS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,AND WHEN YOU JUST NEEDED OR WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. SO PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS TILL HE COMES HOME!!LOVE YOU ALL. TY FROM ~BRATT~ AND BEAUTIFULKITTY This bulletin was brought to you by ♦♦Queen♦♦Dylon's Divas Mafia♦♦shadow bombers♦♦@ fubar

Please Pray Dor My Friend
CLICKING ON ANY OF HIS PICS WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE!! center> WE HAVE A VERY DEAR FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL IN ICU.Richard Cutsinger aka 'barmantx',NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT WOULD LIKE FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR HIM, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIS FRIENDS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,AND WHEN YOU JUST NEEDED OR WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. SO PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS TILL HE COMES HOME!!LOVE YOU ALL. TY FROM ~BRATT~ AND BEAUTIFULKITTY

So Is It Going To Work This Time
so im back with my ex, only because i love him so much i would do anything in the world for him, he makes me happy, and smile, even though hes a ass most of the time, i just hope that im not giving it my all and everything for nothing.. im sick of the pain that he has caused me i dont want to go threw it again, and i know if it happens again then its my fault because i gave him another chance... love does crazy things though

Why I Do What I Do.
I often have a hard time explaining to people why I choose to work in an extended care facility. People often think of it as just a place where people shit on themelves and die. Needless to say, I can never find the right words to describe why I do what I do. It's true that the job is far from glorious, and the rewards can seem few and farbetween. When I need inspiration I buy books about nursing, stories of encouragement.It helps me to understand that I am not the only person in the world crazy enough to put up with the shit I put up with on a daily basis. Lately I have needed quite a bit of inspiration, and in my readings I came across something that made me laugh out loud. It explains perfectly what I can't. Here it is..... Bringing the cows home. When I was a teenager, I worked at a nursing home as a nursing assistant. Althought the hours were long and the duties not always pleasant, I developed an understanding, respect and love for the residents. Elm

Happiness Seeker
After all the shit that went wrong with this move, I now am without a job. Fuckin Bob Chocola! He's the DM for CVS around where I live and since he and my old manager Khan are such good buddies he wont transfer me because I had to leave suddenly in Feb. They re both such assholes. Now again I am with out job and money. WTF!!!!! I can not catch a break!!!!! Well Its official. I am moving back to Va in about 8 days. This will make it 28 moves in 22 years. how crappy is that! Damn economy! Rent is cheaper but everything else is more. I want to scream and throw a tantrum. How am I every gonna get it togethter it we cant stay in one place? We it is official. We are moving to Fairfax, VA. Dad's job went through so now I just need the tranfer for me to go through an I'll be set. My only complaint now is the moving part. I am so tired of seeing my stuff in cardboard boxes. Thank goodness most of my stuff is packed. I new this was temporary but DAMN! 2 months is such a short time to be anywhere

Hmmm
ok i need to rant... here goes... now i've been on this site for almost 2 years (pick a name for it and go with it) i've dealt with some shady people over that time, but now it seems as if it's become a way of life. i don't get it. what do people get out of being like that? does it make them fu-cool? or just give them a "rush"? seriously.. what on earth could possess people to become complete retards? on something else... i can't stand people who seem to say one thing yet do another. say what you mean and mean what you say. don't do stupid crap, and people won't call you out on it. one last thing.. stop being so jealous of others. obviously you are who you are and no one is going to change that, so stop hating on who others are. if you don't like it, it's real simple, BLOCK them.. if that simply won't do... then cloes your browser, turn off your computer and walk away. real simple huh?! - ♥ reLLa

By All Means.... Marry.
By all Means... MARRY! I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

The Smallest But Simplest Decisions
The smallest choices one makes can be so simple but yet leave the biggest impact on one's life and loved ones. So before you go and make even the smallest decisions in your life; make sure you know how it's going to affect you and those close to you. Never make life changing decisions without thinking of it through and weighing all the options first. Because the choices you make can afflict upon your children and/or your closest family and friends. The wrong choices can perminately damage one's life and one's surroundings. So before making any decisions; listen to your heart and not your head or anyone else. Losten to your closest friends or family member's opinions and/or advice, but let your heart make the decisions. Besides, you are your own person and noone can tell you how you should live your life or raise your children. Just do your best and all will end up well. You are the strongest person in your life right now and you are the only one that knows what is best for you and your

Time-less
"How have you been?" I stand before her, my back to her couch. It is decadance really. Everything flowery and soft as down. I raise my arms and balance on my tip toes. A smile curls my lips. She sits quietly in her chair. Her leg folded properly over her knee. Her foot never taps as mine does. I scowl at her light green loafers. She smiles at me softly, knowing whats to come. The scowl turns into a smile as I feel myself falling backwards...my hair flies as I fall. My giggle turns into a low moan as her couch ebraces me. Squishy. I sigh. Kick up my feet. And clear my throat. "Fair to middlin" She laughs softly and nods her head at me. "Alright." she pauses "Care to expand upon that?" I smile at her "Nope." She sits back, clearly flustered. "I come here for your couch really. No offense. I have 5 bucks care to sell it to me?" "No. I certainly do not." I think she frowned at me. I squinted my eyes at her to be sure, but she quickly pasted on

Just Starting
omg it takes forever to figure things out ok here i go I am nickole SistA you are reading something so stupid right now cause i am out of it it is 3:35 and i have not slep at all in the last 2 days wow huh u prop want too x right now well i will let u since this is stupid that u proplely do not want to here seez ya

Things I've Learned
Things I've learned ~ Author Unknown I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taken me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I've learned. . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned. . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned. . . that regardless of how hot and

The Power Of Thought
1. i love myself 2. i am a good friend to myself and others 3. i am creative and worthwhile person even though i make mistakes 4. i know my limits and boundaries and stand up for them in a firm and loving manner. 5. i now have time, energy, wisdom, and money to accomplish all that i desire. 6. i am powerful in my life 7. i am now willing to be my ideal weight and have my ideal appearance. 8. i am a valuable and important person, and i am worthy of the love and respect of others. 9. i have satisfying and supportive relationships 10. i feel creative and valued in my work.

Prayers
This Loving and Adoring Grandfather... Texas Camaro Nut ©@ fubar ...lost his Brand New Baby Grandson last night! Baby Trace passed through the gates of Heaven while sleeping last night. Trace was born April 7, 2008. He had a beautiful Momma and an Amazing Granddaddy! Please send your love and support to Dave...Texas Camaro Nut...during this time of sorrow. This bulletin brought to you with Love and Respect from Sin: ^sin^@ fubar and Created with Love and Respect by PebblesinAZ: PebblesinAZ@ fubar

Mzdreams!!ty For This!
WUZZZ UP! HEY CHECK IT OUT MY GURL CONFIDENCE HAS BEEN BUSTIN HER BOOTY TRYIN TO LEVEL SHE IS SOOO CLOSE YET SO FAR LETS GO SPANK HER PAGE AND HELP HER OUT! ALL LOVE RETURNED U KNOW HOW WE DO! THANKS! ~XOXO~ DREAMS ~*~CòñfÎÐèÑ©é i§ VVhAt Mãké$ (¥)e sÈXY~*~óWNëð bÿÐ(¥)Åñ N ¢HúckìÎßØØ~@ fubar CLICK HERE TOO BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar (repost of original by '

Thinking.........
I've been on Fubar since it was Lost Cherry. But I have seen lots of changes that I don't like. There are people on here that want to delete me because they send a message in my shout box and if I don't respond (By The Way my sound stays off on Fubar) they automatically think I am ignoring them, so they want to delete me. Well if thats what they want its all fine and good. I am to the point to where I am just about ready to delete my own account between guys getting mad because I don't respond and others because I don't do cam. (And never will as far as cam sex goes). So please if you have a problem with me then by all means PLEASE Delete me, cause my friends know how to reach me and I have made some good friends on here. What would you guys do? I'm not gonna lower my standards for no one, sorry.

The Start
I wrote this poem in high school for my one of my friends it has never had a name so if anyone has an idea please suggest... For every moment you withstand- the stronger you become. I beg you please to always hold- happiness, no matter where from. Remember there is someone you know- who believes in everything that's you. And wants to be there by your side- to share in all you do. Please take to heart every word I say- For I speak to be heard by you. Keep the faith that lets you live- it helps start each day new. Don't be afraid and trust yourself- believe in all you do. Never listen to what anyone says- if the day is hard to get through. Try and you'll never fail- and be happy with who you are. Forget those whom don't matter- those who do, keep in your heart. Patience is the test of the world- so remember to always keep to. You will find the longest wait of all- is the best thing you could do. Be faithful to your heart

Fubar Wedding
table width="100%" cellpadding="40" cellspacing="0" border="1" background="http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z147/jdolomount/Wedding%20Stuff/beach.jpg"> FUBAR PASTOR I just became a pastor ! I need some weddings to do! I will marry you anywhere and anytime! I own my on lounge and will marry you in it If you marry in my lounge I will change the background to a wedding theme.It will be a wedding you won't forget! So if your in need for a pastor then send me a private message. With the date,time and place and with bride and grooms name! I will be more than happy to marry you! Click the pic to leave PASTOR LADY REBEL a message

Heart Beat
have you ever seen a healthy heart it pumps up and down.thats how a great looking relationship.IT has it ups and downs. have you ever seen a dead mans heart beat?its flat,and thats how a non-caring relationship works

To Every Broken Heart
To every broken heart in here Love was once a part, but now its disappeared She told me that its all part of the choices that you make But theres still tomorrow Forget the sorrow. No more time to care

What Is Love
what is love we all ask one another. well I think I can tell you. love is when you hold that one special person in your arms and you feel comfortable .always waiting to hear from that special person and you cant stand to be away from that special person and when you are you feel uncomplete and it drives you nuts to where you are willing to do anything to hold that special person and be with that special person.thats my way of thinking of love. LOVE- A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance. Sexual passion. Sexual intercourse. A love affair. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often us

Recipes Yummy !
HALLOWEEN RECIPE Eerie Eyeballs Yields approximately 9 dozen bite-sized eyeballs 3 oz (small box) lemon gelatin (can be sugar-free) 1 cup hot water 1/2 cup miniature marshmallows 1 cup pineapple juice 8 oz cream cheese (can be lowfat/Neufchatel) Dissolve lemon gelatin in 1 cup water in double boiler, add marshmallows and stir to melt. Remove from heat. Add pineapple juice and cream cheese. Beat until well blended. Cool slightly. If you have a truffle candy mold or round ice cube trays, spary them with non-stick cooking spray first, then pour the mixture in the molds and leave to set in the fridge. Otherwise pour into a deep ceramic dish and chill until thickened or firm enough for scooping into eyeballs. Using a melonballer, scoop full balls of the mixture and set aside for decoration. To decorate, use liquid food coloring and an old detail paintbrush and get creative. You will need black food coloring for the pupils. Also, if you are in a hurry, instead of painting th

Cherish Every Moment
~Cherish Every Moment~ As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.

Own Me!
Do you have what it takes to own someone as crazy as me? Well let's find out! I'm looking for a new owner and I'm offering even more stuff than any of my other auctions! I have added even more than is what on the picture! Click the picture to go see what else I'm offering and place a bid!! *Note* Even MORE will be added if the bid gets even higher!!

The Old Me
ok so heres the facts straight up and real... I am so fucken sick of ppl walken all ova me mistaken my motha fucken kindness for weakness... Im fed up, irritated to the point of tears..No its not my motha fucken hormones...Its fake ass bitches n playa wanna be's and im DONE! So here we go Turnen back into the old motha fucken Melissa...The Melissa i was before i left NC the Melissa that made full grown men cry and lil bitches tremble in fear...U want my man? Come and get him bitch cuz i garantee u wont be walken anytime soon...U want my son? Step up bitch...I can tell alot of u bitches wanna be me the fact of the matter is u can neva be me...U aint me so stop trying... My attitude is back...my dememner is back most of all MOTHA FUCKEN MELISSA is back...Best believe i dont take shit...If u dont like it kick motha fucken rocks...or imma kick ya ass... Im motha fucken out! OK I AM GOING TO POINT A FEW THINGS OUT THAT I THINK ARE HYPROCRITICAL....LIKE MAJORLY...IM NOT WRITING MAD.

Own Me If You Think You Can!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Deep Blue Lounge
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Racin To Level
LOL That silly wonderful fantastic Poetic Angel has started a race to see who gets to Henchwoman first, Her @ 215,217 to level and me @27k...Who wants to help!?!?!? And if you dont know her already then you better be swinging by and say hi to this beautiful friend of mine! ¿¿*~~®~~Poetic Angel Princess~~®~~*¿¿@ fubar

Im Fine
I WANT TA THANK EVERY1 4 CHECKIN ON ME AT MY TIME OF SADNESS, I LOVE U ALL & VERY GREATFUL TA HAVE U ALL AZ MY FAM & FRIENDZ...I GET LIKE THAT SUMTIMEZ WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY LIL GIRL 4 THOSE THAT REALLY KNOW ME THEY KNOW THA STORY ON ME & MY LIL GIRL, BUT I THANK U ALL 4 ALL YR LOVE!

Lyrics/poems
"You Had It In Me" So baby you tell me its time for a break you tell me the timing isnt right but thats alright cause were the same in the end you will see what your missing they say dont fix what isnt broken but what do you call it when you break somethin thats been broken before but repaired when you entered into its world girl i cant make you change your mind but do know in time you'll realize the best thing you ever had You had it in me.. Though you may not see it im the one you needed Im the one that wouldve been there when you would cry with the shoulder to lean on when you needed one day im sure you will see it The best thing you couldve ever had You had it in me.. Now im sitting here with an empty look upon my face Wondering if its me or if its something i can change i always said you were amazing never did i think you'd leave me this kind of amazed and as i sit here in this empty place my mind gets clustered full of meaningless empty space but

Life Works Mysteriously
Just wanted to say thanks to all you people that had such kind words, thoughts, & prayers, for my Dad, My Family, & myself! Guess the power of prayer really does work.... My dad has been in the hospital since May 19th. He had toxic poisoning from a medication he was taking. The toxic levels were so high in nearly damn killed him. While they were trying to get his toxicity levels down, he had to endure many many uncomfortable tests. One test showed irregularity to his heart rate and pulse, so after even more testing, they decided he needs to have implanted a pacemaker and difibulator. WOW.. that comes as a shocker to us all, including him. Done deal!!! Everything went well!!!! Wahoo I feels better! He has been in a physical therapy rehab now since Sunday, June 1st & is doing great. He sounds great & is anxious to get strong, so he can come home and go fishing with the worms me & the boys dug up last night. LOL. I sincerely believe "everything happens for

Auction
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War Zone
All innocence is lost by LateNiteFantasy© Innocence lost The tanker heaves left, and pulls away. Fuel spray glistens with brilliant light. Caribbean sunlight fills the spectre's windows. My mind races through roaring silence. The turbo props hum in unison. Mere seconds left to go. Black suet clouds fill the air around us. Then, the silence is broken. Shards slam into the fuselage. I swallow hard. All other thought escape my memory. Focus it's time to go. The crow's nest operator nods. I tighten the straps around me. I pause, pray, and squeeze the Vulcan's trigger. A violent burst erupts below. Air rushes past, disoriented I look down. A large hole to the right of my feet. I look around at Tipper. I see concern in his eyes. "Kick an ammo box into it," he said. I do so, kicking spent shells around. The wind is not as strong, filling the hole. I return fire with renewed intent. Can't let them shoot us down. Bullets spray a spiral arc from my chain gun.

Woman
I wonder why I do what I do. Lets take today (OK this evening) I was at the horse track being my happy self, then I went down to the slot machine and won 55.60. Did that make me happy? Sad? HELL NO I WENT TO THE TRACK BAR AND ORDERED ANOTHER KILLIANS Sometimes I wonder WHY......Why we are, Why we do, Why we think. Some people have looks, money, a thought, a wish......or maybe a need. Is a need a 65" TV, or maybe a vette (OMG that would be a want). How about real life today? A real 401k that lost 65% in less then 10 days, how about a box (sorry woman) cardboard box at that! I understand fun(GO COLTS). I have great real life friends (that I don't have to buy a blast for....one let call her Mary is a internet porn star......yes I was at the COLTS game on Sunday with her and oher friends(pics to follow)) like the () () inside? Just a thought in a moment in time!!!! LOVE WTF is like saying NWAF (Not Worth A Fuck), but do you know what LOVE IS? OMG please tell Me! Why can you show l

Come Hang
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Dragon Magic
A Dragon and the Wind by LateNiteFantasy© How do I feel? With my talons! ...about you? I know, you meant my heart, where a dragon rests, thumping its tail against the cavity of my chest constantly, then revives and comes to life thrusting itself in body-slams against stalagmites and stalactites in the dark depths of my soul when I see you. I become flush. Its flaming breaths accumulate an inferno inside me grows droplets of my lust boil from my flesh as the dragon flaps its wings thunderously, radiating heat as it swims through the course of my veins when you come closer. You are before me clear as a thought in a pitch-black cavern my mind swirls like a body of water when a plug is pulled from the drain. Caught in the current of a raging beast's bellow its talons rake and scratch at my inner skull. In its frenzy the dragon twists and turns its scales scrape and collide with bone mingling with its rumbling growl that echoes in my ear drum

My Life
Anyway I've never written a blog on here before and most on here probably don't care but it's just something that I can't seem to get off of my mind litereally. Yesterday I went to my dr and found out that I have a brain tumor on my left frontal lobe. To a lot of people they are like yea big deal. Well to me it is a big deal. I'm 25 and a mother to the most precious 5 year old little boy in the world and im scared shitless right now. I feel lost and alone and don't even know which way to turn. People say there are dr's out there. Yea but that also means I get to trust "Dr's" to eventually cut into MY brain and not to mess up. To make sure I come out alive so that I am alright to take care of my son. This is the scariest thing I have ever had to deal with in my life and I never thoght something like this would ever happen to me. I have spent the past two days crying. Looking at my son wondering what tomorrow is going to bring. Praying that I get to see his future... something that

For Dave & Baby Trace
As most of you have heard by now Dave (Texas Camaro Nut) lost his infant Grandson Trace last night. Baby Trace passed away in his sleep. He was almost 2 months old. I made a picture that is being used by many to show Dave love and support during his family's time of sorrow. Please rip this picture...just click the link to get there... ...and make it your primary pic. When you have, please add your link to this bulletin and repost it. Let's keep this bulletin going until Dave is with us again so he'll know that we were thinking of him and his family. Stop by his page and leave a Golden Angel,a Card, or something to let him know you care. Texas Camaro Nut ©@ fubar We Love you Dave and will always remember Baby Trace... PebblesinAZ@ fubar *AngelDawnKris*Fu-Owned By Barrylicious , Armond,Guidomedic & SweetThing*@ fubar ^sin^♥R/L fiance to blindside69♥FU lover to Mémoire♥@ fubar

Words
WORDS I like words... I like to play with words... I like to throw them up into the air, and watch them fall. Where do they fall? Mainly on deaf ears. But I'll keep playing with my words and maybe some day... someone... some where... Will see exactly what it is I'm throwing up.

Think First
I sincerely apologize to any I offended with my mumm yesterday. I made a mistake. Sorry all Before you decide to take a step to hit a woman or a child, you better stop and think. That woman and that child don't deserve to be hit no matter what. Karma always comes back on you in the end, and you will get back 10 fold what you have dealt.

Dj Audition
IN A RECENT MUM THAT ENDED 7 VOTES TO 1 I POSTED THANKS FOR EVERYONES VOTE. 3 MORE CAME IN AND THE STATS WERE LOB-SIDED IN FAVOR OF ME OWNING A LOUNGE. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL VOTES. BUT I HAVE NOW COMMITED TO BECOMING A DJ AT FANTASY'S DJ AND WILL WORK SUNDAY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY EVENINGS. I AM NOW THEIR MAN AND MY LOYALTIES ARE REAL. SO, TO ALL THOSE INTERESTED IN MEETING INSANITY IN PERSON; TO ALL THOSE WANTING TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TAKING A RIDE ON TE KOMET, YOU NOW KNOW WHERE TO GO --I NOW INVITE U TO THE BEST LOUNGE THAT YOU CAN HAVE ABOUND SO MANY 2 CHOOZE, BUT YOU FOUND THE BEST N TOWN. IF YOU GO TERE YOU WILL FIND THE PLACE TO HANG AROUND CUZ,YOU WLL LIKE THE CHAT AND YOU WILL LIKE THE SOUND. FANTASY'S DJ BE THERE AND DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU TWICE WITH ANOTHER LAME POEM JIMMY SINCE I WILL BE IN THE CARRIBBEAN NEXT WEEK, I UPLOADED SEVRAL VIDEOS ON YOU TUBE http://www.youtube.com/jimmykomet from dj audtitions, free-spirit workout, in

Trying To Get A New V.i.p.
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Just Some Stuff...
TO HARM YOUR OWN CHILD PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, OR SEXUALLY IS NOT EXCUSABLE YOUR CHILD IS YOUR OWN UNIQUE PIECE OF TREASURE AN TO MAKE YOUR OWN BLOOD BLEED IS HEARTLESS IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THEM IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE IF YOUR HURT THEM !INTENTIONALLY! SHOWS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE WISE DECISIONS EITHER AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE A POINT WITH THEM ALL YOU DO IS MAKE YOURSELF A HIPPACRITE BY USING NEGATIVE ACTIONS TO MAKE A RIGHT FROM WHATEVER YOUR CHILD DID OR DIDNT DO FOR YOU TO HURT THEM SHOWS YOUR NOTHING BUT 5X WORSE SO STOP BEING A ASSHOLE STOP BEING LAZY AND DISCIPLINE THEM THE PROPER WAY AND IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ASK!! DONT BE STUBBORN TO DISCOVER BETTER OPTIONS even though i dont always get to be with him, he knows how to make me happy. the way he holds me, the way he kisses me, the way he loves me, it just tells me everything, when he doesnt say a thing. even though it may

Funny Idiots Lol
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Stfu
CLiCK HeRe To BiD! MWaH Hey guys i'm up for auction!!! The highest bidder will receive: 1 DAY BLAST=20K 7 DAY BLAST=40K 30 DAY BLAST=600K 1 MONTH VIP=300K 1 YEAR VIP=3.6M HAPPY HOUR=1M ALL BIDS HAVE TO BE ADDED TOGETHER BE SURE TO INCLUDE THE FUBAR 20% FEE The Auction Ends June 22nd! THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your

Days Off
I have got this weekend off and I'm tellin you what I can not wait!! I've just had one of those weeks when it seems like it just takes forever to get threw the week and all your doing is livin for the weekend.....wait i live for the weekend every week but thats besides the point! lol But these days off are gonna be sooooo sweet!! Its finally got warm here and friday (my day off YAY!) they are callin for it to be nice and warm!! Im gonna have some friends over and either sit up by the pool or have a bond fire and aaaahhhhh just enjoy the outdoors.....well that and some whiskey!! Come on its my day off I gotta have a drink. Another bonus is I can tell its summer time people are starting to come out more and more. Today I got to hear from a friend that I havne't heard from in a while i've actually have had a couple different people get a hold of me that I haven't heard from since last summer and they are all wanting to come out and play so.......we could end up with a party kickin o

Jflizzle
I joined an auction, bid bid bid! I've never done one of these before so... LMAO. I haven't been on here in more than a week. LOL. That's fine, 'cause I got a J-O-B. FINALLY. Working 7 days, midnights, shiiit. But as of tonight it'll be worth it cuz I get my first check. LOL. I'm probably switching to afternoons pretty soon so I don't know how often I'll be back on, but hopefully soon! Anyway I was just on to check my friend req's and messages, repost some bulletins, etc... life gets crazy sometimes! All I know is right now I need to get my ass in the basement and do some laundry, feed a little fat man and get him to bed, then take a shower and wait for my mom to get here to pick him up so I can get back to work. 3rd shift + 2 kids = no sleep... lmao. I got to sleep today for the first time since Monday. It was nice, haha. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. My love life is so fucking ridiculous. For the life of me I can't figure out why I con

All Of Me
All my life searching for the one to share The space within my heart To stand right by my side Then you came to me Shining as the morning sun You gave your love to me And I knew you were the one The one to share my life To make all the wrong so right We will live as one for all eternity You and I I'm giving you all of me Cause you gave me all of you I'll love you forever For you my love's so strong I'm giving you all of me Cause you gave me all of you We'll stand together And our love will always carry on

To Hyde
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!! SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS.....¡ESTO ES LA CANCION QUE nunca FINES, SI PASAN Y EN MIS AMIGOS!! ALGUNAS PERSONAS EMPEZARON A CANTAR no SABIENDO LO QUE FUE, ESTO ES LA CANCION QUE nunca FINES....CECI EST LA CHANSON QUI ne TERMINE jamais, OUI IL CONTINUE ET SUR MES AMIS ! ! QUELQUES GENS ONT COMMENCE CHANTER ne SACHANT pas CE QUE C'ETAIT, CECI EST LA CHANSON QUI ne TERMINE jamais..DIES IST DAS LIED, DAS NIE BEENDET, JA GEHT ES UND AUF MEINEN FREUNDEN WEITER!! EINIGE LEUTE HABEN SINGEN NICHT ANGEFANGEN, ZU WISSEN, WAS ES WAR, DIES IST DAS LIED, DAS NIE BEENDET......QUESTO È LA CANZONE CHE non FINISCE mai, SÌ CONTINUA E SUI MIEI AMICI!! ALCUNE PERSONE HANNO COMINCIATO A CANTARE non SAPENDO CHE ERA, QUESTO È LA CANZONE CHE non FINISCE mai.....DIT IS HET LIED DAT NOOIT BEËINDIGT, JA GAAT HET VERDER EN OP MIJN VRIENDEN!! SOMMIGE MENSEN BEGONNEN ZINGEN OM NIET TE

Honestly
Honestly, I believe in you Do you trust in me Patiently, I will stand by you I will stand beside you faithfully And through the years I will be a friend For always and forever Call on me and I'll be there for you I'm a friend who always will be true And I love you can't you see That I can say I love you honestly and I will never betray your trust in me

Lost And Found
There is a storm in my heart It tears my inside apart I am bleeding and I am hurt Like a wingless little bird Then it turns dark And for a moment I see The pain that was inside of me And on a journey I embark In search of answers In search of truth In search of understanding In search of you My guiding star in darkness Like a little stream in the desert Everything about you seems flawless But that is what causes the hurt Your perfect features do not belong to me You do not deserve my chains You need to live and see What it means to be free So spread your wings and fly away For I can not fulfill your dream But if you should fall one day I'll guide you and be that little stream So go and discover it all And know that wherever you go Whatever you do and might feel The only thing you need to do is call

Friends
I have copied a friend of mines blog, Sandy - please read and sign the petition - will only take a moment to do. Thank you Sandy's Blog Today I have just seen the horror of Stallion Fights that are held in the Phillippins for entertainment! The pictures in the paper are so shocking I felt like crying, horses are gentle creatures, when there are two males after a female they may fight over her but the stronger one will win and the weaker one will go away. They never fight to the death! Although the 3 day fight festival a year was banned 10 years ago it seems it still goes on. They get tortured, tied up, beaten so that when they go out into the ring they are so in a frenzy they fight to the death, the rings they fight in are so small that they can only do one thing and that is to fight or face being beaten by their trainers who train them to fight. The pictures are too horrific to put on here, but I hope you take the time to read the article Here is the link for the a

Dontations For Spotlight
I really would like to try and get the spotlight to try and help me godmother before the end of the month. All donations and love will be returned. If you can not donate any rates and love will be appreciated. Thanks to all my wonderful friends. Lucy

Poetry
From the outside looking in She appears to be the perfect wife, mother, sister and friend Always smiling, lending a helping hand No one hears her cry or sees her tears So tired of pretending life is perfect when in fact she wants it all to end.

Ellie Rouge
in ten hours I will be leaving for louisiana I'm freakin stressed. too much to do. those of you that have my number, call me later tonight, I'll need you to help keep me up! my interweb access will be limited for awhile, until I figure out all the logistics(stephen, you should be taking care of that for me! haha) I'll be back when I'm back. miss me bitches! meet ellie rouge, the newest edition to the barn. she was born last night, and she's letting us handle her already. which is saying alot for a newborn foal!

How Many Time Can U Take Your Heart Being Broken
HOW MANY TIMES DOES A PERSON HAVE TO GET HEARTBROKEN BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HOW CAN THE HEART TAKE SO MUCH HEARTBRAKE. SOME PEOPLES HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN AND NEVER COULD RECOVER. I MYSELF TRY AND RECOVER BUT I ALWAYS DO, AND MOVE ON TOO SOMEONE ELSE, WHICH IS SAD HARD THING TOO DO BUT I DO IT. THEN GET HEARTBROKEN AGAIN. LIKE YESTERDAY I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BY THIS PERSON. WHO I THOUGH I WOULD BE WITH, BUT I GUESS NOT. SO I AM STILL THINKING THAT I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE.

The Word Friend
Friendship isn't always easily described. The Eskimos, they say, have a hundred different words for snow. Unfortunately, the English language isn't quite as innovative, though it has vast opportunities to differentiate meaning. Certainly, Love is one of those opportunities. And so, too, is Friendship. Instead of different words, however, we're stuck with simple adjectives. Close friend. Best friend. Childhood friend. Intimate friend. Trusted friend. Beloved friend. But whether you use adjectives or different words, few could deny the nearly infinite meaning in such a simple word. Friends are special people. We can't pick our family, and we're sorely limited in the number of them at any rate. Society and mores (and often our own conscience) dictate we select a single mate. But our friends can be as diverse and infinite as the adjectives we choose. Our friends, in a very real sense, reflect the choices we make in life.

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Poetry By Me
Our undying act of painful ways Our thoughts and words the same Our memories and assorted moments Held captive with an unknown force to blame You've held the light, I could see But blindness has a way, Of finding hearts as lovers part And leads them where it may. Broken is a funny word But then again pain is too Returned, lost, stolen and given So many times anew. Resentful is the word of agony It never lets you sleep And is in your mind, heart, and body As forever you shall keep. Tracing back your familiar walk Like an intoxicating dream Wondering, fumbling, and juggling The many steps between. And then there are the moments The ones you fear the most Of casual occurrence and accidental meets The game of who has become the lowest. Analyzing the reason of, The reason is absurd Sometimes there is no answer To your every spoken word But that's the plan, the idea That is put into our head Of something bigger and better Then we may be able

Cam Models
IM FED UP WITH THESE SO CALLED CAM MODELES is there no way to stop them this week alone ive had four ask me if i wont to go to msn or yahoo i have blocked them but sooner or later some one else will try,get a real job and a life and sod off,has any one else had this trouble?

Wwdt4h About
I WAS WANDERING IF EVERY ONE COULD HELP OUT ALITTLE WITH SUGESTIONS. ON THINGS HERE MY STUFF. DOES ANY ONE WANT OUR OWN SPOT Y,N. MUSIC DONATIONS.PICS,VIDIEO'S, CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUY'S WOULD LIKE. I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING, MUSICTIANS WELCOME (LOCAL STUFF)FROM WHERE EVER YOUR FROM.ALL TYPES INTERESTED,GOST WRITERS, SUGGESTIONS. I LIKE THIS THING IT'S A VERY NICE THING HERE. FEEL FREE FOR YOURE INPUT. MAY BE WE CAN UP IT UP A NOTCH. START BY SENDING ME SOME IDEAS. WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. SOUND GOOD? SEND FEED BACK ON EVERYTHING SO WE CAN IMPROVE. AND EVERYONE CAN LET ME KNOW FRIEND,FAN,FAMILY.WHO WANTS TO GO WHERE. THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME LETS SEE WHAT BECOMES OF THIS HOW DOES IT SOUND.A.S.A.P.all friends family members fans i need everyones help i need some donations for a player and mods for the new launge come bye my page and check it out theres a good friend of mine that has helped as far as he can now we need for every one to pull together fo

Wanna Be A Fu-angel - See How Here...
WHAT YA KNOW ABOUT THOSE...Definition of the "Heart of Fire's" Fu-Angel's: Some of the Realest, Down to Earth Females on Fubar!Are you Game to become One??? Hear's what ya gotta do...Go ahead and click on the pic below after you read all of the info... 1. First off you have to know in your heart your an Honest Person, and loyalty is priority for a solid friendship. 2. Rate the Angels 3. Fan the Angels 4. Add the Angels with the request of (Fu-Angels) 5. Let me know when your done so I can add ya to the list 6. Check the blog to make sure your icon work's correctly(Ya sometime's I screw up lol!) 7. Repost the bulletin when I add you..THE PERKS OF BEING A FU-ANGEL: 1. If you need a special pic done. You come to me and i'll do it no string's attatched. Custom standard pic's, 3-D pics, Morphs, Reflect's and Frame by Frame pics. Just let me know.... 2. You get lot's of good friend's that will alway's have your back when it come's to information on Fubar, and other things."Heart o

Bumper Stickers Lol
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. Keep honking while I reload. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. Bad Cop! No Donut! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better I love cats ... they taste just like chicken. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Sorry, I don't date outside my species Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ... Tow-ers will be violated. Montana - At least our cows are sane! The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I didn't fight my way to the top

Smart Ass Answers
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." *************** Smart Ass Answer ..4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..2: A truck driver was driving along on the

Biker's Alphabits
A is for Assholes, you dodge on the street. B is for Bitches, they're looking so sweet. C is for Chrome, the Biker's sunshine of life. D is for Dancers, your M/C bro's wife. E is for Evo, the new special breed. F is for Fatboy, built low for great speed. G is for Glide, Wide, Electra and Dyna. H is for Harley, that hot steel vagina. I is for Iso, the pegs for your scoot. J is for Jerk Offs, you give them your boot. K is for K Model, bike of yesteryear. L is for Liquor, the booze and the beer. M is for Money, to go party in town. N is for (K)'Nuckles, used to (k)'nock assholes down. O is for Old Lady, who sweetens your bed. P is for Pussy, no more need be said. Q is for Quick, it's how you getaway. R is for Roadrash, let's hope none today. S is for Softail, the bike slung so low. T is for Tires, they make your bike go. U is for Up Yours, you say to some jerk. V is for V-Twin, that rolling artwork. W is for Wide Glide, that beefy front end. X is for X-Ray, for when

I Owe My Mother
I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mothe

The Fireman ( Its A Tear Jerker)
THE FIREMAN In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.

Who I Am
You have made it this far... I'm impressed. Now, about the name 'seppuku' - it is a Japanese word meaning "ritual suicide". This is my fighting name; Paul Buentello already made the name I wanted famous (The Headhunter), so I had to search and search to find something 'appropriate'. I call myself 'suicide' because anyone who fights me is committing suicide..... I began training in muay thai kickboxing when I was 17. Then I trained in a real mixed martial art for 5 years, a combination of aikijutsu, silat, and kali. Then last year I began taking judo and American Freestyle jujitsu. This year I started training in boxing. Look out 155ers, I'm dropping down to your weight class to wreck some shit and I'm bringing my 'A' game [so don't 'B' caught slipping or it's 'C' ya when they wake you up ;)] BRAD"THE BULL"SAWYER[8-2-1am] IS NOW RANKED ***8TH*** IN THE WORLD AT 170 POUNDS. I understand why they won't let me fight Brad again. He's becoming a known fighter in the amateur ranks, and

Roflmaoo Child Support
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way... Who yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes the prize and ..3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotecte

Sparks...new Poem
There I sit in my deepest pit of Hell, It is dark, cold and I'm all alone, How long will I suffer, only time will tell, My soul has shriveled till it is only bone. There in the emptiness, cold and dark, In the continuing silence my heart does dwell, For the briefest instance I see a Spark, The Spark of friendship, blinding my Hell. First in the gloom there is only one, One who will look past the physical me, Past my pain and despair the Spark has won, Seeing past my age, my looks, my disabilities. That one little Spark warms my heart like the sun, Driving the shadows of darkness away, Showing me now that life is still fun, Bringing me back to the light of day, From the light of one Spark others can see, That I might be a person for you to know, The real person that is hidden in me, Bringing me back from the depths far below. And so to the Spark that is my friend, I want You to know how much this means, I will always be here, until the end, Standing besi

Funny Auto Claim Excuses
These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. People are asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it. 3. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 4. The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 5. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 6. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. 7. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. 8. I was on my way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident. 9. As

To The Landlord Lol
Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. 50% of the walls are damp

Valentine's Day Poem Gone Bad!!
Of All the Women I know On this Valentine’s Day I wanted to finally tell you, And I’m sorry it took so long. Out of all the women I know, You are most definitely, And I completely mean this, You are most definitely, Without a doubt, And I have known a LOT of women In many many many ways Pretty much EVERY WAY A man could possibly know a woman And of ALL those many women I have known In so so so many ways Some in more ways than others, of course And some I’ve hardly known at all And there are of course a lot of women I don’t yet know And some I pray I never meet But what I wanted to share with you From my heart, Hang on- Getting a text message OK, it was a girl I met at the bar last night She was a sweet heart Really cute, great body, But also really natural and easy to talk with I don’t think her breasts were natural But more power to her But I mean like her personality was like Really so easy to talk to Not that we talked much If you get my m

Shadow Levelers!
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Chammy's Blog
In e-mail: Skirt Fetish: Thanks for the photo rates! :) Country1982: you welcome sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u do any private shots?????????? Skirt Fetish: Have you read my profile? Country1982: yes i did but i believe in saying what is on my mind and u are sexually hot and i love giving oral and have the means to travel so i say what is on my mind. sorry if i offended u . have a great wkend! Skirt Fetish: i understand. and im not trying to be rude, but i highly doubt that we will ever be sexual together. :) you have a great weekend as well. Country1982: yes i doubt it 2 but life takes many wierd roads so i never say never. u r still very attractive and sexy good luck in learning golf Skirt Fetish: my answer is still no. please respect that and stop pushing the issue. thank you. THEN In ShoutBox: country1982: i'll stay in touch and who know we might just bump uglies some night! Skirt Fetish: probably not country1982: never say never/ have a great wkend Skirt Fetish: im

Bnc- The Newest Hater On Da Block!
DAMN I SWEAR NIGGA JUS CANT GET IT RIGHT CAN THEY? U TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY JUS DONT GET IT!! LEMME SHARE WIT U A CONVO I HAD WIT THIS FOOL WHO DECIDES TO RATE MY PROFILE AND PICS "1" WHEN IT WAS ALL GOOD A WEEK AGO LOL! STANK BASTARD MAD CUZ I WONT CYBER WIT HIM SMSH!!! BnC is his name should stand for Bastard Needs Cybersex cuz he cant get no real pussy!! this is the fags profile pic this is the convo in my shout that made me block this fool!! chk it out peeps! u kno he dumb as hell talkin to me like that! READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP IN EACH BOX I HAD TO BULLETIN THIS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHO THE FAKES ARE!

I Can't Write A Poen
For get it. You must be kidding. I neewd to go potty. I'm Wiggling all over my body. I need to see the nurse. Can you buy me a purse? What if I'm shy? I'll choke til I die! What if the teacher tells me to stop? Then my head will just pop! I feel crazy. Maybe it's because I'm lazy. Times up? All I have is this list dumb excuses. You like it? Really? No kidding? Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one? By: Joseph Christopher Jr. Age: 10

My Blog
So I'm in this sexiest eyes contest and could use your help. Though I'm pretty sure I won't win, I thought it would nice to try. Rate and comment bomb my pic. Thanks in advance!! :D Have a great day. [ fubar.com photo: 2143242608 ]

Bitch
You know what pisses me the fuck off? What the hell? How the fuck can someone call me a fawking bitch? You know what? Here is the deal. I aint no one's bitch. Never have been and sure the fuck never will be. So, if someone wants to think that I am or call me one. FINE! But, at least grow some balls and say it to my face. Shit like that just makes me so damn upset. I give all for my friends. Sit here for hours doing what I can for the lounge that I love and my friends in it. And all of my new friends get my love too. So, if that is what a bitch does, then you know what maybe I am a bitch. But, if that is in fact what you consider a bitch then you know what I am a proud fucking bitch! I would rather be a sweet bitch than a lonely bitch. And I know I probably just did not make no sense at all but I am upset! Ughhhhhh!!!!!

Auctions
THE AUCTION IS OPEN!!!! MORE TO MY OFFER If a Bling pack or Blast is given ALL of the above PLUS 1. 1 nsfw salute 2. 5 tags 3. Link on my Page for 2 months 4. pimpout in blog...permanently If a HH is Given ALL of the above PLUS 1. 5 SFW Salute pics through the month 2. 2 NSFW salute 3. Mentioned in ANY blast or ticker I may get the Naughty folder is NSFW you will need to send an add request to see it. PebblesinAZ@ fubar IF ALREADY ON HER FRIENDS LIST THEN CLICK THE PICTURES BELOW FOR DIREST LINK TO AUCTION PICTURE

Life Out There
A piece of my life. (chapter 1 incomplete) 3 am: Oh gosh is he awake again. It seems like I just put him to sleep. Well I better get up before his crying wakes up his sister. (after rocking the infant back to sleep and feeding him lays back down in bed) Geez how did I possibly get here. I'm 20 with two kids (2 1/2, Sara and 9mo. Logan) barely not living on the streets. Although my life has been a lot worse before. I had so much potential and very high values. I didn't grow up poor or in this life style, but some how I got here... Aw.. Yes I remember it now. It seems like it was a life time ago. I was 12 and the world was mine for the taking. I was very innocent and well mannered. However it was time for the hormones to kick in. Bobby socks and sun dresses weren't going to impress my peers. So I traded them in for baggy jeans and form fitting shirts. Now we were cool. We were in the lime light. The loudest and the rowdiest. Obsessed with flirting and