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PNG comes into my office on Friday crying, turns out her BF is about to break up with her. She wants to get on facebook and make the hit first (we have it blocked from the office) so she asked if I could help (of course, it's blocked for the users, not the admins.)
I hook her up, and she goes over the details, he's a democrat and she's a republican and he didn't like how she voted in the last election (if you remember what I posted about her politics before, just shut up) and he said something along the lines that he basically found her vapid. I am paraphrasing here, but that's the gist I got.
So I tell her plenty of nice things; there's someone better for you, you're a sweet pretty woman, full of laughter, who wouldn't go after you, and etc. In an attempt to make her laugh, I say "I guess you'll finally let me take you to lunch now" but yeah, that didn't go over well.
Ya know, I am being just the awesome guy I am, though its really not flying, I think it got to the point where she was even telling me about other guys that want to date here.
She said that some guys "don't want to have deep discussions and are happy about talking about 'The Jersey Shore'." Hoo-boy, I am so not that guy!
You know what I am thinking through all this? Ya know, your ex sounds a lot like me, I am kind of glad he hopped on that grenade first. Though, I suppose I could have dealt with the sex though...
