Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

So I did a blast today, you may see it.  It says:

You know who's awesome? You are! Go out there and spread your awesomeness to the world.

But what it originally said was:

You know who's awesome? You are! Go out there and spread your awesomeness to the world.  Well, except you Carol, you are a textboox example of basic.

I am not sure why they removed it.  I was not talking about anyone specific. 

I'll start by confessing/stating:   Yes I play Pokemon Go.  I'm sure some are saying now "What is Pokemon Go?"  Or those who know what is are saying "Still?"

So, yes, I am still playing it.  I have a bit of Nostalaga to it from back in the day.  When Red and Blue came out, I got one of each and played with my daughter, so of course when the mobile game came out, we both started on the same day.  And much like the original game, she has long since given it up while I continue to play.   In fact, I was the guy the neighborhood kids would trade and battle.   When Stadium Came out, it was another opportuntiy to basically be the place where everyone was playing pokemon.

Flashforward to today.  I like the game because it encourages you to get up and walk, which I do need the break from work.  It has regional stamping so now I have pokemon from Baltimore, North Carolina, New York, Massachussets, Texas, Mexico and More.  And it's a decent strategy game where you can work with other people. 

Where am I going with this?   Well I just told a senior manager, I'd be here to work with them when they were done, unless a rare pokemon comes up, then I gotta scoot for a bit. 

So I know I haven't been here often if at all, but when I saw I hadnt written in this blog in three years, I knew I had to do something.

What have I been up to?

Let's see, since I have last blogged.  I have had 4 jobs, but to be fair, 2 were with one company, and I have had the 4th one for the past 2 years. 

I have traveled many many miles.  In fact, I got what they call "Statused" in the traveling so I am Platinumn, Elite, Executive, Whatever.  All I know is, if I dont get to board first, get the best room available, and whatever car I want, I act like a prissy bitch for the rest of the trip.  

Overall, things have been going pretty well.  Theres been highs and lows; I've reconnected with family members, sadly at the funeral of ther family members.  I ran a lot more, then I got injured and I ran a lot less.  

How about you? What have you been up to?  I was a little saddened by the empty faces in my Friends and Family list on here.  I am glad you that are seeing this are still around.  I will try to be a little more regular in my irregularity.  

Were I going on a Zombie Bar Crawl dressed as a survivor, what outfit should I wear? I do have some old uniform tops I could throw on some jeans and boots.  Additions, subtractions, suggestions?

Also, the stub hub ticket oak creeps me out.  Which has nothing to do with the previous part of the blog, but I am just putting it out there.   That crazy eye, and face?  Yeap, I'll never buy from there.

A random synapse in my brain fired today and I thought:  Super Hero Movie Match Ups.  What's that you ask? 

Take a Super Hero Movie title:

Then add another movie titlle like so:

All the President's X-Men

The Amazing Spidermanchurian Candidate

And boom, you have a mash up.  Now go and make me proud.

Have you ever thought to yourself:  "Hey I wish I could take huge mountain sized poops."  Well let me tell you the secret;  take up running and eat two bowls of air popped popcorn a day.  In no time you'll be the bane of the guy who has to clean the crappers in the gym.

Also, my wallet is really hard to close when you have $1,000 in twenties in it.   Though I suppose it would be just as hard to close with $50 in ones.  The latter being a more realistic scenario.  I'm no rainmaker with this wallet!

So I am walking out of the gym and this woman is walking in, carrying her clothes.  She drops what I assume to be a pair of underwear.  Now normally when someone drops something I pick it up, but in this case I wasnt sure of the protocol.  I figure if I didnt take it off, I shouldnt be picking it up.  

Also, she was not hot. 

I love it when people wait to get the absolute closest parking space to the gym they can get.  It's all "Yeah I am going in there to exert myself physically, but I don't want to do any little bit more before then."

I'm going to change my name to Juan.  Then I am going to change my last name to Kenobi.  Then I am going to study and train really hard to become a matador.  Then the crowds will yell "Ole! Juan Kebobi"