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Along with spending time at the gym, I have also been spending time at the pool. Recently I met a group I'd like to dub "The Middle Aged Spice Girls" These fine ladies are often at the pool as of late, with their sling back heels and bikinis. Though they are close to my age, and probably older, unless they have really been feeling the effects of the sun.
There's Posh, the leader of the group, with her fake boobs raising her to a leadership post. Yeah hun, we can all tell they are fake, they don't stay up that high when they are that big and you are pushing 45.
There's Scary, with her so not symmetrical tattoo'ing. Yeah I am sure your kids think mom is cool with all the ink, but really everyone at the concert knows you are there with your kids.
There's Sporty, the out of work divorced personal trainer. I know a little more about sporty because we talked a bit at the gym. She's tough as leather, or at least her skin is.
I'll call the last one Baby, not because she is the youngest, but she looks like she may be having a baby, bikini and all. Plus she turns her lounge chair for the best sun, not like where she could watch her two kids playing in the pool.
They are quite a cabal in there, or what do you call a pack of cougars? A pack? Oh, ok.
I realize the irony of making fun of them considering really, they are my age, but for my part, I don't put on any airs. Sure I go to the pool to swim, and I do work on tanning my fat ass, but, I wear my $10 flip-flops and my finest walmart basketball shorts as a swimsuit.
