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When it comes to religion, I am known as what's called a C&E. A Christmas and Easter. I'm down with JC and all, and while I don't really believe in religion, I would like to think that there is someone up there that may give a shit about my immortal soul. Yes, much like everything in my life, I'm jaded but try to be optmistic.
So, since I am new to the area, I need to select a house of worship. Turns out the House of Pancakes does not count, even if it is international. So I have a couple prospects lined up. One looks to be more modern, while another appears to be more traditional. I'm leaning towards the modern one, as I think they have a large congregation and will allow me better opportunity to blend in unnoticed. I don't want Pastor Bob welcoming me into the flock, I just want to get in there, get the word, light my candle and gtfo. (I know, I'm like a freakin' religious zealot aren't I?)
I did forever ruin Christmas service a few years back. Have you ever taken a look at the words of some of those Hymms? They are really begging for the Weird Al (or in this case Weird Pedro) treatment. So yeah I rearranged some words and put some stresses in different areas. Now whenever I see them, I can't help but laugh a little. I'll try and keep it down, but I know its going to happen. It's a Christmas Miracle!
Plus, if the pictures on the website are any indication, the modern one has more babes. He is risen indeed!
(Yeah, I'm going to Hell)
