There was a 12 year old boy walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string
behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute
and knocked on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the young boy and asked
what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money
and I'm not leaving until I do.'
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him
to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any
of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of
the girls have any diseases?' The Madam said
no, but the boy replied, 'Well, I heard some
men talking about having to get shots after
making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I
want!'
Since the little boy was so adamant and had
the money to pay for her, the Madam told him
to go to the first room on the right. He headed
down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind
him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging
the frog, paid the Madam, and headed for the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you
pick the only girl in the place with a disease
instead of one of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when
I get home, my parents are going out to a
restaurant leaving me at home with my babysitter. After
they leave, the babysitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very fond
of little boys. She will get the disease that I just
caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On
the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad
gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will
go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and
catch the disease...
and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'
