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The marathon I am entered is less than seven weeks away. Yesterday I did a practice run with some new headphones, some new shorts, and 13.1 miles out on the open road. I wasnt happy with my time, but hopefully come race day I will do better as I will have someone to pace me. I bought the shirt I am going to wear for the run. I want to get "Me." written on it. (Bonus points if you get the reference.) I have also decided that I am going to wear my medal I get for finishing the rest of the week.
Meh I left out half of the stuff I wanted to put in this blog. I think I am going to re-do it.
Don't you just love it when someone goes on vacation, lists you in their e-mail response as the person to contact for emergencies, and then you are the asshole for saying:
"I'd appreciate it if you would tell me you are going to be out office, and also if you plan on putting me down as your backup"
Your Attitude
Your fear of heights
Twenty pounds
My phone number
Alex I'll go with "What is: Stuff you need to lose..."
Eggs have to be refridgerated? Is a chickens ass a lot colder than what I imagined?
would a girl get a tattoo of a coat hanger about the size of a nickel on her armpit?
A restaurant say there is a 15 min wait when most of the tables were empty?
Am I so awesome?
Scratch that last one, I just am.
Cats don't think you are properly dressed for a date until you get some cat hair on your outfit.
I really have a love/hate relationship with women. Oh I love women, I do, but don't get me wrong I hate them too.
Let me give you a little example here, lets say you are a woman with what we would call in geological terms "Grand Tetons." How could you not love that? You can't, anyone who says they don't is a liar. Now, if you are the same woman, and you want to show them off, again, theres nothing wrong with that, you got it flaunt it. Now, again, same woman, flaunting, first date with an awesome guy, again, no sin in the flaunting.
Here's where the problem sets in, you are doing everything to draw attention to these assets of yours for the express purpose of holding it against me in a court of your mind. I am sure there are plenty of other places you could put your sunglasses.
That's alright hun, I know your game, see this is me, not looking, take that!
P.s. If you wanna test me, lets see how many dates you're going to go without a good night kiss. You wanna play poker with me toots? Well I got a good hand, wait, that didnt come out right.
On my EMT homework there was a hypothetical situation question that went like this:
You arrive on scene and there is a 22 year old female college student who is reporting pain in her abdomen. What is the first step you would take?
Then it was multiple guess for the answers. A couple of them were way out there, so I knew they weren't right, but there were two that I couldnt decide:
I chose the latter, I mean it's rapid and all. Turns out they were looking for #1. I questioned it of my instructor, but he agreed with that so I responded:
"Well it goes against all my training not to check out a 22 year old female college student"
Most of the class laughed. I don't think the two 20-22 yr old college girls in front of me did.
So I was on the treadmill and I realized that a six minute mile is ten miles per hour and a ten minute mile is is six miles per hour. I started to do some math and was thinkg of what other combinations worked like that (four miles per hours, etc) and I was on the verge of a major break through I think when all of the sudden this girl walks by...
Let me tell you about this girl, while some people tend to overuse the adjective "unbelievable" but I think this is a literal case. I mean I literally want to walk up and touch it just to make sure it exists and isnt some sort of fever dream. If I owned the gym, I would pay her to work out there. Yeah, it's that good. Plus she always has this hundred watt smile going on. I suppose if I looked like that, I'd be smiling too. Though her male equivalent at the gym (I know, you are all gasping thinking "What? It's not you!") doesnt seem to smile as much, maybe he wants the chicks to think he is emo. I suppose that would work better than my "fish out of water" display, you know, soaking wet, gasping for air.
So I notice she has on a purple shirt, and I have on a purple shirt, and I'm thinking well maybe if I offer to take mine off...
After that, I kind of lost where I was going. Good thing I was on a treadmill,
I resent the accusation that I only volunteered to work the booth tonight to hit on hot single mothers.
There has to be a hot teacher or two there.
If we go out on one date, do not expect me to say Hello! every day.
I really don't like the Nao! Nao! Nao! attitude. One or two dates does not make a relationship. I can date other people, you can date other people. I would expect you to date other people, that way you can see they are far less awesome then me. I don't think exclusivity is something that should be assumed. I think it is something that should be stated "Hey, I dont want to see other people!" or something to that affect. I don't believe it is possible to have a long term relationship without having a short term one first.
Now at some point in the future, if things go well, and the relationship kicks up a bit, then yes, I'll say hello daily, but really, come on. Just because I bought you dinner doesn't mean I have to say hello to you every day.
