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Whenever I see a car magnet that says "I love my Grand-Dogs" I always think aka:
"I've realized this is all I'm getting no matter how much I want grand children. Of course that wouldn't fit on a bumpersticker so I have this magnet. Hell, I didn't even buy it, they bought it for me."
Just some words of advice for the ladies out there doing the online dating. While I know it's about as difficult for a woman to find a date on a site as it is to get wet in the pacific ocean, I'd like to point out a couple things:
Have you seen the Toyota commercial where they have people dancing throughout the years the Corrolla has been out? They end it in the present with a bunch of people dancing in a lot of colors. There's one guy who does this thing with his arms behind his back like they are flowing in the wind, amazing!
Anyhow, the end of the commercial has this little white girl dancing by the car, and I always thought "Sure, end it with the white girl." But the other day at the movies I saw an extended version of the commercial and the white girl has some skills and certainly deserves to be in the center spot at the end of the commercial. So to you unnamed white girl, I offer my apologies for prejudging you and in the future I will try to curb a little cynascism in a gesture of past sins.
Curious side note, I've always been a secret fan of dance movies, having seen both Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo in the theaters, I'll even catch the occasional step up to the streets on cable.
Being the well heeled bachelor that I am occasionally I will have an guest of the opposite sex. As part of being prepared for theese visitors, I like to keep an assortment of items on hand they may require during their stay.
So when I am going through the grocery store buying women's razors and shaving cream and the cashier looks at me, I just give him/her a little eyebrow raise along with a head nod like "S'up?" because you know, they know.
Since I couldn't post the link in my status. The definitive glossary of modern US military slang
Man Love Thursday: Soldiers use this phrase to half-joke that on Thursdays in southern Afghanistan men customarily have sex with each other so that they will not be distracted by lustful thoughts on Friday, the Muslim day of prayer. Sexual relationships between boys and men are notorious in Kandahar, but the stories of Man Love Thursday are likely apocryphal. A regional proverb goes, "A bird flies over Kandahar with one wing covering its butt."
How was the Stone Sour show? Since a picture is worth 1,000 words, let me give you seven.
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Besides the fact that I had to stand outside in the cold for an hour in the Will Call line, and I missed the opening band Otherwise, whom I actually really like, the show when quite awesomely. I have a video if you are interested in seeing it, live performance of "Say you'll haunt me"
I wish they had played more of the old stuff, but I understand Corey is super jazzed about the new double CD and wants to sell that a bit, but still, Bother & Inhale are the songs that made me a fan, and thats what I wanna hear.
I'm in the process of moving, and last night as I was coming out of my place I could see accross the street into my neighbors window with the open shade. I was transfixed as I watched the shirt come off and I was treated to a view of my neigbor topless.
I suppose if he worked out a little it may have been better.
I was watching tv in the gym and they had a commercial for an interent printing site. The woman on the commercial said "Site blahblahblah" was the best internet experience I have ever have.
I immediately thought "Hmm, guess you have never been to pornhub."
