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***"SHOUT BOX"*** I didn't even know what that was until July 2006 ...so sorry to all who tried to talk to me, I didn't know what the heck I was doing, I didn't see it at all.

***FAN SYSTEM*** If you're a fan of me, I'm a fan of you. Thank you very much in advance, you're very special. Just give me time to configure that setting.

[ME]
I don't want to talk about me. Well yes I do....nahh no I don't. Well whatever...you tell me... surprise me.

[YOU LOCALS]
As for locals if you don't accept my friend request, if you're stuck up and exclusive, I'm gonna do something real bad to you if I see you on the streets, I'm laughing my way out of this pathetic economically depressed area filled with social retards and off to a better place rather soon, where I know more decent quality people worth existence. Sorry if I tried to be nice and fair by adding anyone. I can come off as annoying, unpredictable, odd, and that's because I'm not as fortunate to have come from a clone factory as many on earth must have.

[YOU OUT-OF-TOWNERS]
Tell me specifically where you are from, how you found me, and why I'm "cool" or stupid or whatever reason for adding me.

[PEOPLE]
I like everyone, absolutely everyone. I don't hate anyone, and I don't exclude one single person. Be my friend, or get lost. Don't whore me out, just hang out. Say whatever you want to say, it will work.


[HATES]
The only thing I don't like are robots. More than meets the eye, is what I am, not them. I hate people that don't exist.

[WARS ONLINE]
I wont make enemies. I must remain neutral. I hate when people are mad at me, I will do whatever I can to change their mind till they forgive me. If anything I say or do or have or post offends anyone, let me know and I will change or modify or do whatever I can to help your preference. Peace!

[CONVERSATION]
I could talk your ears off about history and ancient times, things you might never have known existed, things they don't teach you in school, things they wont teach you in school, things you wont learn online, too much to talk about, and it's all important information that shaped this world into what it is and what it could have been... mark my words.

I don't follow the norm. I don't follow you unless you are older than me, sorry but I must draw the line, I chose strict order or chaos. My pawns are Adept, and my elementals are always summoned... Eat my leaves, they are good for you. Of course I'm serious. I'm always serious.

[CHATTING AIM/YAHOO/MSN/etc]:
I rarily ever do this. It takes up alot of time and I don't always stay online for hours, but I may pop up on occasion, so if you trade handles(screennames) just be patient.

[ORIENTS]
Oh and I'm not gay. I don't hate gay people, at all, I'm just not one and can never be. But they can be my friend.

[FRIENDS]
Don't freak out if I added you. It's not the end of the world. Choose what you want to do, but remember that I have disclaimers. I will accept all requests from people, as long as they exist.
***I mean no offense here at all.

If any of my actions annoys/bothers anyone, my pre-apologies in advance. I meant that! I am neutral and not very wild, not very crazy. I don't go looking for "tale" if that's what you think I do. I live mostly strict and prefer it.

[PICS]
Ask me if you want to be a member of my "online family" to view my specialty photos and I will admit you to that option. Everyone is welcome. Request what else you want me to upload, I have more.


[ADULT CONTENT WARNING]
What's the big deal about "adult content"? I mean, whatever it is, who knows! I'm working on this one, expect updates very frequently.
(1.)I'm not a sleaze-bucket.
(2.)I'm celibate(by choice)
(3.)I'm just a naturalist who is overly kooked up.
(4.)I'd like to put an end to a mindset for tabboos.
(5.)Morality is one of my best friends.
***If you set your profile settings to view "ADULT CONTENT" and are under 18 and viewing those, or you can be in big trouble!
**You are responsible for all your actions. I am legally exempt. (just as this site's admin disclaims)

[RATE ME]
Please be critical. I like hearing criticism more so than compliments. What ever you have to say, please just say it. I can tell when people want to keep their mouths shut, that's when I want you to talk the MOST! You wont offend me easily, you can try, I like being humbled every so often, it brings a sense of reality.

[YOUR PHOTOS]
I like to look at faces. I am a "Face guy" ...so if I'm not looking at or commenting on your body, sorry... because the human body is universal, it's the face that's personal.

[SEND PICS]
Don't be afraid to send me any pics that you find funny or weird. After all, this is a fun-site, so make it fun! I like anything, art, whatever, even pics of you in any way.



[DISCLAIMER]
I don't look a darn thing enough like Johnny Depp, sorry to disappoint you, what you see in the pics is mememememememe all me!...