I am a 34 year old single nurse. Most days I love it, but there are them "other" days. I am strong, independent, and opinionated (I say what is on my mind) I have a good sense of humor and can take as much as I give, but I do know when the time is to be serious. I can be comfortable in a pair of sweatpants and t-shirt (nothing is sexier than walking around in just my man's t-shirt and a pair of panties) but I do know how to dress up and make myself look sexy for a night on the town. I like very romantic things (holding hands, cuddling, kissing, massages, little notes, candles, and scented oils in the bathtub). I have very few people I call my true friends, but the ones I do have I treat as if they are the most precious treasures in the world. I am a huge sports fanatic and love to watch and attend games. (So guys I would never be one to be whining when the game is on...I'd be watching it with you!) I do have 2 daughters who are the loves of my life. They are great kids and I am just doing the best job I can raising them in this f***ed up world we live in. Wanna know more, holla at me:)When God Created NursesWhen the Lord made Nurses He was into his sixth day of overtime.An angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order?A nurse has to be able to help an injured person, breathe life into a dying person, and give comfort to a family that has lost their only child and not wrinkle their uniform. They have to be able to lift 3 times their own weight, work 12 to 16 hours straight without missing a detail, console a grieving mother as they are doing CPR on a baby they know will never breathe again.They have to be in top mental condition at all times,running on too-little sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And they have to have six pairs of hands.The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way!""It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord,"It's the two pairs of eyes a nurse has to have.""That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.The Lord nodded. "One pair that does quick glances while making note of any physical changes, And another pair of eyes that can look reassuringly at a bleeding patient and say, "You'll be all right ma'am" when they know it isn't so.""Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow.""I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a modelthat can talk to a 250 pound grieving family member whose child has been hit by a drunk driver...who, by the way, is laying in the next room uninjured, and feed a family of five on a nurse's paycheck."The angel circled the model of the nurse very slowly,"Can it think?" she asked."You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in it's sleep; intubate, defibrillate, medicate, and continue CPR nonstop until help arrives...and still it keep it's sense of humor.This nurse also has phenomenal personal control. They can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door,comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how nurses are insensitive and uncaring and are only doing a job."Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the nurse."There's a leak," she pronounced."I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model.""That's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear.""What's the tear for?" asked the angel."It's for bottled-up emotions, for patients they've tried in vain to save, for commitment to the hope that they will make a difference in a person's chance to survive, for life.""You're a genius," said the angel.The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," He said. Using your mouthYour sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYour primary vice is drinkingYou can always escape your troubles in a drunken stupor. Plus everyone knows your name at that little pub down the street.